Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MrStinky;3323059]Guess I'm just dumb as a load of bricks but, you pay 60 besides the 80 door fee and you get DATY, some dick licking and covered F / S. 69 and probably a stinky finger and that's not good enough because the little guy couldn't do his job? From the way you explained it, the girl should be pissed. 140 for a lukewarm massage and some hot pussy play is a deal in Rockford. I've been to this place and the old 7 Spa and never been let down. 7 was pricey, but you pay for what you get. If I'm wrong, please enlighten me.

Stinky Out.[/QUOTE]I think it was 160 for the tip so 240 total. The same old question on the $.

-w.

[QUOTE=Magooski;3322112]I was looking for something different and didn't connect with girls that post in Crest Hill. It was different all right! I got to my to the room around 11:12, mama said girl be right in. Nana shows up some 10 minutes later. Very pretty girl, hot Korean with nice bolt ons. Price was. 80 for the hour. She said I need to sit in the sauna while the shower water heated up. 10 15 minutes later she comes back and we go to the shower. Not much of a talker and I asked about some other girls who used to work there. TS was nice, little butt action and massage. Flip side nice attention down under. Get to the room and she disappears again. Massage started out nice enough, it could have been better and longer to get the blood flowing. 10 minutes and she said turn over. She did some light running and I rubbed her sweet ass. I asked her if she liked to have fun and I said I liked everything. She said why not and held out her hands like she was holding a plate. I said $. 40, she said $. 60. I said $. 40, but she wanted $. 60. It's been a long time since I had a hot Asian chick, so I said if she'll be my girlfriend. She smiled. I gave her the money and she started taking her cloths off. Very sexy. I kissed her kneck and shoulders a bit. Then she said NO when I asked her for some tounge. I wasn't too happy, but told her ladies first. I gave her some great DATY and she was really into it and came for me. Then she covered me up and started giving some great head. But my buddy wasn't cooperating with me, despite vitamin v.

We did some 69 and she was fucking my face. Still no boner. I had her give me a pussyslide, which felt nice. But we just didn't have that connection and she turned me off a bit. I finally called it quits and she disappears again. I started getting dressed and she came back in with a hot cloth with disinfectant on it. She said we really busy and can't walk me out. It's was now 12:15. She said see you next time. I said maybe. Momma was waiting in the hallway and said see you next time, see you soon. I asked for a water because I was thirsty. The final straw was the cap went flying off when I went to open it. It was already open! WTF, they do refills? It was not worth the time driving out there for a shit time. I'm a sucker because I caved in, $$. 40 out the window. I could have gone to Crystal for a limp dick experience and hour round trip. Needless to say, I won't repeat![/QUOTE]This is exactly why I have been sticking to the Asian Apartments. 240 and you could not get into it. I pay 200 for a full hour and as soon as I step in the door the girl is all over me and I am old and slightly over weight. Plus you get to shower together, BBBJ while drying you off, and sometimes even two pops.

[QUOTE=Wenger;3323796]I think it was 160 for the tip so 240 total. The same old question on the $.

-w.[/QUOTE]160 for the tip is outrageous. 60 would be a deal. If I misread, I apologize. You're right. Need to make the tip clear.

Stinky Out.

[QUOTE=Morrisman;3315309]The massage itself is worth the drive.[/QUOTE]I visited last week & had an interesting experience. I was greeted by an older woman with poor English. I asked about the prices & she told me. I then asked who would do the massage and she said it would be fine. I said OK maybe I'll come back later. She immediately urged me to stay, walked behind the curtain and called for Mia. Mia, who is pretty & petite, asked if I wanted a massage so I asked her how much. She told me and I agreed to an hour. I paid for the massage & as we're walking to the room she says another girl would do the massage. I asked why she wouldn't do the massage & she says the other girl is just as good.

So, I say OK but get a little nervous. This hasn't happened to me before. I undress, lay on the table and after a few minutes the older lady comes in, covers me with the towel & says the girl will be in soon. After several more minutes Lola comes in and asks why I didn't want the other girl. I'm thinking what other girl? I just told her that I was happy with her. She said they woke her up from a nap. Apparently that's what took so long.

The message was OK. It was all legit aside from some occasional feather touching. On the flip she asked what I wanted. I told her just the standard finish & she offered self service. I said no thanks but would be happy if she would finish. She said it would cost extra and I told her that was fine. She asked for me to pay first & I refused. During this negotiation she looked very confused and unsure. I'm not sure if she thought I was LEO or just not going to pay. After giving me a long stare she gave me a handshake & cleaned up its a hot towel.

This was definitely one of the awkward experiences.

Clown car here too. An epidemic! LOL.

[QUOTE=ShogunMaster;3327913]I visited last week & had an interesting experience. I was greeted by an older woman with poor English. I asked about the prices & she told me. I then asked who would do the massage and she said it would be fine. I said OK maybe I'll come back later. She immediately urged me to stay, walked behind the curtain and called for Mia. Mia, who is pretty & petite, asked if I wanted a massage so I asked her how much. She told me and I agreed to an hour. I paid for the massage & as we're walking to the room she says another girl would do the massage. I asked why she wouldn't do the massage & she says the other girl is just as good.

So, I say OK but get a little nervous. This hasn't happened to me before. I undress, lay on the table and after a few minutes the older lady comes in, covers me with the towel & says the girl will be in soon. After several more minutes Lola comes in and asks why I didn't want the other girl. I'm thinking what other girl? I just told her that I was happy with her. She said they woke her up from a nap. Apparently that's what took so long.

The message was OK. It was all legit aside from some occasional feather touching. On the flip she asked what I wanted. I told her just the standard finish & she offered self service. I said no thanks but would be happy if she would finish. She said it would cost extra and I told her that was fine. She asked for me to pay first & I refused. During this negotiation she looked very confused and unsure. I'm not sure if she thought I was LEO or just not going to pay. After giving me a long stare she gave me a handshake & cleaned up its a hot towel.

This was definitely one of the awkward experiences.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;3328340]Clown car here too. An epidemic! LOL.[/QUOTE]What Massage place was this for?

Anyone have a report on this place?

PC massage in Joliet. Anyone have reviews on it? I live right near there and wanted to see if it's worth going. Haven't been to an AMP yet and want to start trying some.

Any others around there to try that are newbie friendly?

[QUOTE=Bts597;3424836]PC massage in Joliet. Anyone have reviews on it? I live right near there and wanted to see if it's worth going. Haven't been to an AMP yet and want to start trying some.

Any others around there to try that are newbie friendly?[/QUOTE]Last time I was there, about a year ago, it was self service. All depends on what you're looking for. Head west if you're looking for more.

-w.

[QUOTE=Bts597;3424836]PC massage in Joliet. Anyone have reviews on it? I live right near there and wanted to see if it's worth going. Haven't been to an AMP yet and want to start trying some.

Any others around there to try that are newbie friendly?[/QUOTE]All AMP's are "newbie" friendly. If you have the cash they are your newest best 1 hour friend, newbie or not.

AJ

Your best bet is to try places. You will only get so much info from here. Try then report back.

[QUOTE=Bts597;3424836]PC massage in Joliet. Anyone have reviews on it? I live right near there and wanted to see if it's worth going. Haven't been to an AMP yet and want to start trying some.

Any others around there to try that are newbie friendly?[/QUOTE]

Any you guys recommend me starting at?

[QUOTE=Bts597;3426342]Any you guys recommend me starting at?[/QUOTE]This is really tough to do because we don't want to make LEO's job too easy for him. Plus the answer isn't always the same. I went to places that were self serve one day and full service a month later and then the girl is replaced and you are back to nothing. The amount of extras handed out changes as well. Sometimes places know the local heat is on because it is an election year or articles are published in the local newspaper about a parlor. They move their girls to a different parlor and replace with 50 something grandmas. Don't pay to have relations with a grandma that you could pay a hot enthusiastic 20 something the same amount. Not that 30-40 something are bad. Your best bet is to find a few places near where you live and frequent them. You should find places that also offer good massages. I use to frequent a place known for legit massages. An attractive new girl started, we clicked, and I was tipping for a lot more. Understand that roaming means different things. Some girls will tolerate it but won't go past a certain point. To many your roaming is you telling them you aren't a cop. Don't expect much the first time or two. Make sure you tip appropriately but not too much. We will find you and beat you down. Probably not. Kidding. Or am I? I wonder what some guys think is a good massage. The French quarter had a good massager before they closed. The place down the road is very legit. They give a good massage. There is a place in Plainfield near fox's pub that give good massages. The place down the road may offer more. I have only read their posts. Down 59 there is a rose massage that gave a decent legit massage. There are some other rose massage places too. People tell me to avoid uuu massage places but I had a decent time at one before. I try to go into new places without my wallet. If I don't like what I see it is easier to walk away. If I like what I see then I return. This trick has kept the little head from making stupid decisions. While it is good to find places nearby don't be afraid of a road trip. I have travelled far and wide in search of T and A. It is good for your inner hunter nomad. All this talk makes me want to visit an AMP tomorrow. Maybe I will try some place new and report back.

[QUOTE=Morrisman;3426848]This is really tough to do because we don't want to make LEO's job too easy for him. Plus the answer isn't always the same. I went to places that were self serve one day and full service a month later and then the girl is replaced and you are back to nothing. The amount of extras handed out changes as well. Sometimes places know the local heat is on because it is an election year or articles are published in the local newspaper about a parlor. They move their girls to a different parlor and replace with 50 something grandmas. Don't pay to have relations with a grandma that you could pay a hot enthusiastic 20 something the same amount. Not that 30-40 something are bad. Your best bet is to find a few places near where you live and frequent them. You should find places that also offer good massages. I use to frequent a place known for legit massages. An attractive new girl started, we clicked, and I was tipping for a lot more. Understand that roaming means different things. Some girls will tolerate it but won't go past a certain point. To many your roaming is you telling them you aren't a cop. Don't expect much the first time or two. Make sure you tip appropriately but not too much. We will find you and beat you down. Probably not. Kidding. Or am I? I wonder what some guys think is a good massage. The French quarter had a good massager before they closed. The place down the road is very legit. They give a good massage. There is a place in Plainfield near fox's pub that give good massages. The place down the road may offer more. I have only read their posts. Down 59 there is a rose massage that gave a decent legit massage. There are some other rose massage places too. People tell me to avoid uuu massage places but I had a decent time at one before. I try to go into new places without my wallet. If I don't like what I see it is easier to walk away. If I like what I see then I return. This trick has kept the little head from making stupid decisions. While it is good to find places nearby don't be afraid of a road trip. I have travelled far and wide in search of T and A. It is good for your inner hunter nomad. All this talk makes me want to visit an AMP tomorrow. Maybe I will try some place new and report back.[/QUOTE]This is a great post, right to the point, and matches my experiences with massage places. I quit going to them years ago and, from what I read here, they haven't changed much. First, you pay premium for what is usually a lousy massage that you could get at your local mall for a third or less of the price. But who cares? Who's going to these places for the massage? The key is extras and what they cost. The providers are scared to death of LEO, so chances are you'll get either nothing or an overpriced hand tug. Even if you self serve, the girl will expect a tip. But let's say you get lucky enough to actually get FS. If you're lucky it won't be a 50+ mamasan, and whether it is or isn't, you'll be paying escort prices after you throw in the door fee. And then there is the expected tip. I say why? If there are exceptions to what I just related, feel free to educate me, because as a horny monger, I'd love nothing better than to be wrong. But based on what I read here and personal experience, I'd say check out the strip joint and escort sections, Craigslist, or Backpage before hitting massage places.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/6176513238.html[/URL]

Yay or Nay. Seems legit.