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That explains a lot. Unfortunately the good spots keep getting fewer and further between.

Seeing as this thread has been dead for quite some time now (hopefully, it will regain life after the election, also figuring that any place that reopens is going to be boring as hell, and any reports will be lackluster at best. After consultation with a few of the more frequent mongers within this sub-forum, I figured "what the heck, go for it".

So, here goes: Name your ultimate desire, I. E. Twins, sisters, Phyllis Diller, Snooki (even the South Park version, a nun, the girl that sits across from your cubicle at the office, etc. Five (or less) mongering achievements that you want to complete before taking "the dirt nap".

Seeing that everything in Berks, Lehigh, and surrounding areas has dried up, we may as well create a "wish list".

[QUOTE=Heavy Bob;1074245]Anybody know what is going on with leo crackdown? One article said something about complaints from nieghbors; far as I know some places were more / less off by themselves.[/QUOTE]It might also be an unsatisfied john to didn't get what he thought he deserved. I / e/BBBJ etc.

[QUOTE=Tonsil Hockey; 1080898]Seeing as this thread has been dead for quite some time now (hopefully, it will regain life after the election, also figuring that any place that reopens is going to be boring as hell, and any reports will be lackluster at best. After consultation with a few of the more frequent mongers within this sub-forum, I figured "what the heck, go for it".

So, here goes: Name your ultimate desire, I. E. Twins, sisters, Phyllis Diller, Snooki (even the South Park version, a nun, the girl that sits across from your cubicle at the office, etc. Five (or less) mongering achievements that you want to complete before taking "the dirt nap".

Seeing that everything in Berks, Lehigh, and surrounding areas has dried up, we may as well create a "wish list". [/QUOTE]I like to dream [b]BIG! [/b] This one has been a dream of mine.

Threesomes and foursomes are very nice ideas, but I'd like a reverse gang bang or two before I'm pushing daises. I'd like to get a large [url=http://www.brownsrvsuperstore.com/images/itasca/sunova-class-a-motorhome.jpg]class a motor home[/url] A. K. A. Rv and pick up multiple girls for photo and video sessions where I'm the center of attention for the most part. Just hours and hours of fun. I'll be certain to have a grill fired up for the party bus with booze too. Perhaps a few of my peers might be invited, as long as they bring their favorite girls to share. Hardest part of the plan might be keeping the girls from inevitable fighting over who took who's drug of choice!

The more realistic goal is just simply fucking as many hot chicks as I can find until the end. In this regard, I'm well on my way to sexual bliss. Certain girls that seemed unattainable would be nice. One in particular was a hot co-worker that was a flirt, but I never mix work and my personal life. Seems to end badly. Doesn't it seem funny that the hottest and most unavailable women are the work related?

I stopped at Spa 61 tonight and I had a great time. I will say is that BBBJ can be had.

There was a time, and not terribly long ago when Cherry Street and parts of Fifth were on par with the (Philly) Kensington Ave of today. Let's face it, with the exception of the Silver, this area has been almost dead for a while now (with 90+ percent of the MP's being of the R&T variety. I noticed the report on Spa 61 by Football Freak, and I'm glad that he had a great time there. However, for most of us that place has been very hot, cold, and overpriced (with the emphasis on cold and overpriced. I'm still trying to determine if the politician's "holier than thou" attitudes, or "quality of life crimes enforcement" by the constabulary is responsible for the onslaught of raids.

Surely, with the remote location of many of the facilities, the "complaints by neighbors" were ginned up, and I do wonder about the involvement of that professor from Kutztown.

What strikes me funny is the fact that the violent crime (s) rate for much of Berks is on the rise, mostly because of the City of Reading, and the "fuzz" is / are worried about some dude getting his end wet in the back room of an abandoned warehouse in the middle of nowhere.

BTW: Fbtom; I've never though about putting the recreation in recreational vehicle that way, great idea!

I didn't expect anything more than a are & T from Spa 61. I was shocked when the girl agreed to a BBBJ. I took the half hour which was 50 (The mutual cost me 150 and then I gave her 50 on top of that.250 for a half hour with BBBJ is insanely overpriced.

At least at an American massage parlor, you can actually have a intelligent conversation with the woman. And they do seem to be more private than an AMP. With a place like Spa 61, there's all sorts of parking options if you don't mind walking a short distance.

I was there a while ago and had Nikki. Was she ever a hottie. Long hair down to her ass and her body was to die for. There was a girl who used to work there whose name escapes me but she was known as Heather at the Regency and then Elite. She had pierced nipples.

Does anybody remember the Imperial? I couldn't decide if that or the Odyessey was my favorite.

This is just my opinion but mongers and their activities are targeted only because it's a quick and easy way for LE to make money.

[QUOTE=Football Freak; 1085502]I didn't expect anything more than a are & T from Spa 61. I was shocked when the girl agreed to a BBBJ. I took the half hour which was 50 (The mutual cost me 150 and then I gave her 50 on top of that.250 for a half hour with BBBJ is insanely overpriced.

At least at an American massage parlor, you can actually have a intelligent conversation with the woman. And they do seem to be more private than an AMP. With a place like Spa 61, there's all sorts of parking options if you don't mind walking a short distance.

I was there a while ago and had Nikki. Was she ever a hottie. Long hair down to her ass and her body was to die for. There was a girl who used to work there whose name escapes me but she was known as Heather at the Regency and then Elite. She had pierced nipples.

Does anybody remember the Imperial? I couldn't decide if that or the Odyessey was my favorite.

This is just my opinion but mongers and their activities are targeted only because it's a quick and easy way for LE to make money. [/QUOTE]Yup,

I remember the Imperial in Shillington, and you're correct, it was a great place (although a bit awkward parking in front of the fire station. At least you can purchase charcoal there now! I'd vote for the Imperial.

As for the low hanging fruit / LE: There's probably state and or county funding driving the raids on the MP's, and I'd bet dollars to donuts (nyuk, nyuk) that it's politically motivated, mainly because of the lengths they have undertaken in enforcement. The fines wouldn't justify the investment in overtime alone, so there has to be another driving force, and the fact that it seems to be regional versus jurisdictional also sends up the red flag.

But tomorrow, November 2nd, is another day, and if my theory is correct, things should calm down a hell of a lot by the third week in January, 2010.

I'm going to go trolling down the "K" in Philly tomorrow, kind. Of a stroll down memory lane.

LOL. I remember the first time I ever went to a massage parlor. It was the Imperial. Nothing more than a massage took place because when the girl asked me how old I was I told her I was 21 (I was 19) and when she asked me when my birthday was I couldn't think quick enough and got tongue-tied. She completed the massage (which was nothing more than just light touching on my legs and chest) and I left.

The first time I broke my massage parlor cherry, it was just a few months later. I went to the Odyessey for that. I forget the girl's name but I will never forget her face. And I've been hooked ever since.

Does anybody remember a girl by the name of Babette? She used to work at the VIP and then at Regency. The last time I saw her was maybe back in 1995. She was my absolute favorite. She had a sexy NY Italian accent and long black hair. She was a 10. I would do almost anything to see her again.

Whenever I'd go to the Imperial, I'd always park on Washington St. That's about 2 blocks in the back.

Ahhhh the memories.

This was on Philly's Channel 6 last night at 11PM:

[url]http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/crime&id=7759557[/url]

I wonder if this is what's happening here?

BTW: Freak; I enjoyed the hot tub / whirlpool setups at the Imperial. The themed rooms were also a lot of fun. They had an import from Lancaster there for a while [Taj Mahal] who put the FU in the term "full service". Ahhh, the good 'ol days!

I never took a hot tub at the Imperial. I usually took the 35 dollar massage. You got FS there?

Across the street from the Imperial was 2 clubs. One was Marilyn's. What was the other? Whatever that one was I remember having to walk up a flight of steps to get to the massage rooms.

I think that club up the stairs was called Sultan's or something similar to that.

Thanks for the memories, as my intro to this game was at Marilyn's, (the girl wore a pair of latex gloves LOL) and then later at Odyesee (sic, VIP, Regency, et al.

My all time favorite back in the 90's was a girl named Elizabeth that traveled between the clubs (Regency, Man's World, Castaways and Executive). Jesus H. Christ was that girl smokin hot.

She ended up at Gentleman's Quarters in Harrisburg for just a little bit until they all were closed. Damn shame.

Yup, got full service there, from two "attendants", Taj Mahal [who worked at a place called the Imperial / Lancaster until she got busted there], and a gal named Janet [who was supposedly working her way through college]. Both said "you've got to keep this secret, PLEASE don't tell anyone", and sent me away with a zip-lock bag containing the "prophylactic evidence". They seemed to have always worked the same shift / days.

Truthfully, I don't know how "Taj" kept her actions secret, because she made enough noise to wake the dead. Janet, on the other hand, disguised her actions by providing the latter half of F / S in the hot tub, which was quite enjoyable.

There was a place in Lancaster, off Manheim Pike called the "Ace of Clubs" that was a close second [in services / atmosphere] to the Imperial / Reading.

For lack of a better term,"I had ant's in my pants for some strange", is as close as it gets to describe the reason[s] that I decided to head to Philly's "K" for some adventure on election day.

I was lucky enough to have found a gal who was listed in the Philly threads as "Mandy", a mid-30's-ish, blonde [real], who accompanied me to a pre-rented motel room near the airport. Now I won't go into a more detailed description, but suffice to say that I had one helluva time.

The moral of this story is: hey, make a day of it, life's too damn short to be bored stiff with the offerings around here [at least of late]. For less than the cost of an R&T here, I spent and entire morning and early afternoon knocking the bats out of my plumbing.

LMAO. I almost forgot about the woman at Marilyn's using latex gloves. That happened to me once.

It was at Marilyn's that I met Chloe. She was a knockout spanish woman. I've had her there a few times and then ran into her at the Regency. She was the one who intoduced me to the pleasures of a DRE.

I can't remember if it was Marilyn's or Sultan's that I met a woman named Bunny. She had real big tits (man-made) and she loved Russian.

Does anybody remember the massage parlor that was out in Hyde Park? I forget the name of the street it was on but it was a few blocks from the old Burn's Department Store. I forget the name of it but I remember being there twice.