I'll be on Two Notch tomorrow. Can you tell us where you saw the place and I'll take a look?
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I'll be on Two Notch tomorrow. Can you tell us where you saw the place and I'll take a look?
think i saw an add for them in the State Newspaper yesterday.. like the sports section or something.. couldnt tell by theh add if it was legit massage or play place.. but if its on 2 Notch it almost as to be an AMP..AL
[QUOTE=Service Man]Greetings,
Does anyone have any information about Lotus Therapy on Two Notch? I spotted it as I was driving by, and from the outside it appears to be an AMP.
So, I am wondering what type of place it is?
thanks,
SM[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Allen]think i saw an add for them in the State Newspaper yesterday.. like the sports section or something.. couldnt tell by theh add if it was legit massage or play place.. but if its on 2 Notch it almost as to be an AMP..AL[/QUOTE]
It's been my experience that if the place is advertising on the sports page then they're the kind of place that offers [i]at least[/i] a happy ending, if not more. After all, how many women look at sports in the paper? I'm sure they know who their target audience is going to end up being.
I'd go and take one for the team but I'm nursing a broken leg so my hobby activity has been curtailed for a while :(
I saw two of them over the weekend and neither was very good.
The first advertised with Crystal as an 18 yr. old BBW. She didn't have any pics up when I went to see her on Friday. I asked if she was GFE and I was told she was and it was 1.1 for 30. Seemed reasonable enough as I prefer a little meat over the skinny minny. Her name was Candy and when I got there she was way LARGE. I should have just left, however, little Jimmy was doing the thinking. She had to be 250 and had nasty tatoos on her. Then it turned out she wasn't even close to GFE. No real kissing she just sort of laid there and did nothing. It was pretty damn poor and I'd rate it about a 2.
Sunday went and saw Amanda who advertises with pictures. She's also a little larger but her pictures were cute. Well when I arrived it could have been the same girl from the pictures but it was hard to tell as the pictures could have had some work done to them. She was 1.2 for 30 minutes and wasn't as large as Crystal and really except for some bad teeth was decent enough to look at. However, she was again a dead fish! No kissing, nothing more then laying there. She was about a 3.5 on the scale.
Needless to say I would not repeat with either of these two.
Ladies - If you are not smoking hot then you better be into it and provide a GFE or else your rate of return business won't be there. Even if you are smoking hot remember we are paying good $$ for a good time. If we wanted crappy old lay there sex most of us can get that for free anytime we want.
Greetings,
I checked out Lotus Therapy. It looks and feels like your typical AMP. They run the typical AMP routine, TS, sauna, massage. However, there were only two older korean ladies working there. Neither one of them could be considered attractive. The TS and massage were decent. But no extras were offered, or seemingly available. They have been open less than a month. Perhaps they are trying to establish a legit reputation before indulging us with what we really want to see on the Menu? But then again, perhaps not.
I doubt they will be in business long if this is all they are offering.
For those of you still curious to check it out, Lotus Therapy is on the north side of Two Notch, east of I-77, before you get to 4S. It's in a small strip mall, big white sign, with red lettering.
SM
[QUOTE=Service Man]Greetings,
I checked out Lotus Therapy. It looks and feels like your typical AMP. They run the typical AMP routine, TS, sauna, massage. However, there were only two older korean ladies working there. Neither one of them could be considered attractive. The TS and massage were decent. But no extras were offered, or seemingly available. They have been open less than a month. Perhaps they are trying to establish a legit reputation before indulging us with what we really want to see on the Menu? But then again, perhaps not.
I doubt they will be in business long if this is all they are offering.
For those of you still curious to check it out, Lotus Therapy is on the north side of Two Notch, east of I-77, before you get to 4S. It's in a small strip mall, big white sign, with red lettering.
SM[/QUOTE]
Well, it's still early in the game. Maybe they're still establishing a routine and feeling out the customer base to see who they can trust before they open up the menu? I doubt they'll be open for long if they don't eventually start offering extras; "legit" AMPs offering [i]only[/i] massages (while attempting to cater to a mostly male clientelle) usually don't. After all, they have to contend with competition just down the street (4S)
Service Man,
Good job and thanks for checking this place out for the benefit of mankind and mongerkind.
Truth be told, the number of "massage establishments" is actually dwindling. This is due to the fact that LE has cracked down on people doing massage without a license in their attempt to rid society of the dreadful handjob.
So if they offer a decent massage, they may in fact do some business. If they can sneak in a HJ for the odd trusted customer, so much the better.
In any case, you learned what this place is all about, gained some credibility and some respect here, and got what we hope was a decent massage in the bargain. I know that based upon your report, I will try it, even though it's a two hour drive each way for me. But after all, this is one of my many hobbies. There are misguided souls who fly all over the country to see their favorite sports team perform. Why not drive across a small state to get a decent massage from a sweet woman who may even tickle my arse and stroke my dick?
LexLuther
The following is sheer nonsense dreamed up by the the last son of Craptaculon 5. Any and all content is mere fantasy.
Well, it's been a while since I posted anything helpful, so, in the interest of giving back what I regularly get from this board, let's take a stroll through the magical world of my imagination, shall we?
1. Inflation + The Hobby = No Fun for the Little Crapper
I called up a touring girl called Jayln the other night. She's advertised on CL as a "tempting brunette" or some such. Well, I guess this girl is used to working for some pretty wealthy guys, because her rate for one hour was 3 bucks. If her pictures are accurate, she's awfully pretty, so I went so far as to ask how many cups a fellow might enjoy if he invited himself over for tea. This seemed to throw her a bit, but the short answer turned out to be one. I asked her what she might charge for more, and she told me she'd call back. True to her word, she called back shortly to inform me that a further donation of 2 bucks might extend the tea party to a second cup.
Now, I presume there are guys out there who can afford these rates. But when girls (who are, admittedly, not quite as lovely) are offering the all you can eat buffet for 2 bucks, a poor pauper like myself can't see paying this kind of money. 5 bucks for two lumps of the old sugar? Makes me think of another kind of tea party...the kind they used to hold in Boston.
2. Chocolate Melts in Your Mouth, and Pretty Much Everywhere Else
A few weeks ago I called up Chocolate from CL. She's the one the occasionally posts "big sale" taglines and such. Well, I took her up on her offer of huge savings one night and walked away pleased. Her incall is, apparently, her personal apartment, which freaked me out a bit. However, she was very congenial (even offered me a ginger ale), so I stuck around. I guess she's about a 7 body wise--a few things sagged and her face wasn't angelic, but I didn't feel that I would eject her from my place of repose for eating crumpets. All events were covered, but at $1.00, I felt I got my money's worth.
If you're looking for something a little better than what we used to get at the old aromatherapy places around here (and for far less green), I'd recommend her. She speaks a couple of languages, so the conversation should be interesting for just about everyone.
3. Same Old, Same Old
I'm unhappy to report that the service at Best Massage (or Our Place or whatever they call it these days) is still pretty much the same. My last visit was a little better than usual, because the attendant gave me a "light" massage that incorporated some exciting techniques that made the little crapper tingle a bit. Nonetheless, we still proceeded to the usual standoffish and mechanical finish. $0.80 pays the bill, so if NE's busy, I guess you could do worse. I think I keep going because I dream that one day someone there is gonna realize that their low level of business is not sustainable and that they'll offer new products to increase sales. Alas, my dreams remain unfulfilled.
4. Finis
Anyways, that's what I've been up to lately. I hope I have entertained with my silly and completely fictional tales.
Happy Hunting,
Craptacular
Dear Craptacular,
Thanks for the dreams. Your report of Best seems to also concur with Spiff's counsel. I think I'll need to visit NE on my next trip through Cola.
LD
[QUOTE=Service Man]Greetings,
I checked out Lotus Therapy. It looks and feels like your typical AMP. They run the typical AMP routine, TS, sauna, massage. However, there were only two older korean ladies working there. Neither one of them could be considered attractive. The TS and massage were decent. But no extras were offered, or seemingly available. They have been open less than a month. Perhaps they are trying to establish a legit reputation before indulging us with what we really want to see on the Menu? But then again, perhaps not.
I doubt they will be in business long if this is all they are offering.
For those of you still curious to check it out, Lotus Therapy is on the north side of Two Notch, east of I-77, before you get to 4S. It's in a small strip mall, big white sign, with red lettering.
SM[/QUOTE]
Could you please tell us more about prices and whether at least a happy ending was on offer? It sounds like there is still nothing to compare to NE for quality massage and service, so long as you are content with massage + happy ending only.
Lotus is on Two Notch Road in a strip mall just west of Micato Japanese Steakhouse. If you are heading from Dentsville to Sesqui, it will be on your left. Door fee is $80 for 1 hour of table shower and massage. I am uncertain if steam or sauna is on tap as it was way too hot to enquire about that sort of thing.
My suspicion is that this place is the re-incarnation of VIP. That's just a guess, but VIP played B-106 unlike the NE or OP and this place plays B-106. Also, one of the girls knew me from somewhere. My swiss-cheese memory for names & faces doesn't tell me from where, but VIP is a possibility.
The physical plant strikes me as more cramped than NE or OP. Anyone heading for the exit is going to have to pass close enough by the massage cubbies to make hearing what's going on in there a possibility. The cubbies are fairly standard with homade massage tables, curtain doors, open ceilings, and back-walking bars across the top.
My massage was OK, though not as good as NE, and the happy ending came without any request for a tip, though I did leave one. I guess the girl who knew me gave the word, because I didn't have any real problem getting that service. I'm afraid though that the girl I got had 'no sense of cock' and anytime she started with something that worked, she would switch to something that didn't so it took a good while to finish up. I'm guessing that FS will never be available here.
Spaceman Spiff
A first for me, playing the on-the-scene reporter. Just enjoying a great incall with Angel from CL. As Drudge says, developing.
I have just returned from a tour of the Two Notch Adult Services Corridor. My plan was to slowly travel up 2 Notch with an eye out for SWs and a back up plan to try out 4 Seasons. It was around 9 pm and heading north I didn't see any SWs. As I passed Four Seasons, and the new Lotus I noticed the parking lot at 4S was empty. So I U-turned and pulled in. As I entered and approached the window there was an older, maybe mid 40s Asian lady. She seemed ok at first but wasn't too happy when I asked if she was the only one there. A younger, more attractive Asian came to the window. She was so close to the little sliding window that I couldnt see the rest of her body from the neck down. So, I was kind of nervous and asked if she would back up a little so I could see the rest of her. This didn't sit too well at all with her. She went to talk with the other lady around the corner and I did get a view of her. She would have passed my quality test but after she said something to the other lady in Korean or whatever language they were speaking she pretty much told me to get out! Denied service! No doubt I spooked them. Anyway, no biggie I thought. I'll just try out Lotus. Well, I passed Lotus after thinking about the mediocre reviews. Heading back down 2 Notch towards town I did see what appeared to be a WSW near 2 Notch and Taylor, where 2 Notch becomes Millwood. She very well may have been the same gal described by Colahunter a few posts back. Tan pantsuit and wearing a hat. By then I was about to run out of gas and decided to call it a night and probably just go to my sure thing soon. If I go, keep an eye out for my review in the Other Areas section. Safe Hunting!
The following is an imaginary situation dreamed up by the last son of Craptaculon 5. Any resemblance to events in real life is purely coincidental.
As my post on Thursday indicated, I was fortunate to enjoy an appointment with Angel, who posts on CL. Gentlemen, I had a blast. Angel is a fantastic provider and you can bet the little crapper is going to be returning for more!
When I came to see her, she greeted me at the door in one of those nice little black dresses...something I always enjoy seeing on a lady. Her looks were not those of a supermodel (she's a little older than my norm), but she was WELL within the acceptable range for me. What really got me, though, was her attitude from the moment I entered...warm and VERY friendly.
After I got comfortable, she suggested that I might want a shower. She joined me and assisted my bathing in a most exciting manner. I returned the favor and soon various events were in progress in the tub. She was positively acrobatic at points. Later, she helped me dry off and we finished the session on the bed.
DFK, a short but nice BBBJ, and FS in various positions...this girl is a real GFE. I have to say that my $2.50 was well spent...as was I when we were done! Her playful nature and wonderful skills made my visit the best I've had with a provider in recent memory. I highly recommend this one, gentlemen.
When we were done, she showed me two friends she works with on her laptop. I returned the favor by showing her the board, so she might be posting in our classified section at some point.
Till next time, happy hunting!
Well Crap your dream was better than mine she didnt give BBBJ and I had a shower and I dont stink just didnt do that so YMMV, she had a Belly bigger than mine and that would normally not bother me but she advertises as petite and in no way is she petite, she smokes and couldnt wait to light up but she did ask first before, and she needed to brush her teeth or chew some gum she had very bad breath, and she wouldnt shut up even when she was giving head. I would be very weary of this one she works with 2 other girls one of which was busted recently that I of so all I can say is BEWARE of THIS ONE and YMMV.
SC Oral Guy
[QUOTE=Craptacular]The following is an imaginary situation dreamed up by the last son of Craptaculon 5. Any resemblance to events in real life is purely coincidental.
As my post on Thursday indicated, I was fortunate to enjoy an appointment with Angel, who posts on CL. Gentlemen, I had a blast. Angel is a fantastic provider and you can bet the little crapper is going to be returning for more!
When I came to see her, she greeted me at the door in one of those nice little black dresses...something I always enjoy seeing on a lady. Her looks were not those of a supermodel (she's a little older than my norm), but she was WELL within the acceptable range for me. What really got me, though, was her attitude from the moment I entered...warm and VERY friendly.
After I got comfortable, she suggested that I might want a shower. She joined me and assisted my bathing in a most exciting manner. I returned the favor and soon various events were in progress in the tub. She was positively acrobatic at points. Later, she helped me dry off and we finished the session on the bed.
DFK, a short but nice BBBJ, and FS in various positions...this girl is a real GFE. I have to say that my $2.50 was well spent...as was I when we were done! Her playful nature and wonderful skills made my visit the best I've had with a provider in recent memory. I highly recommend this one, gentlemen.
When we were done, she showed me two friends she works with on her laptop. I returned the favor by showing her the board, so she might be posting in our classified section at some point.
Till next time, happy hunting![/QUOTE]