Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Mikeng227]Hi guys,

I'm planning to go to the Bird for the first time this Sunday. Any advice or pointers you fellas have for me.

Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]
Print out a discounted admission coupon.

[url]http://www.flamingoshowgirls.com/coupon.html[/url]

Politely say "no thank you" when the cocktail waitress asks you to buy a girl a drink.

Get a feel for all the girls before you immediately get a dance or blow all your cash on the first girl that makes an offer.

If it's slow, try to negotiate the prices of services and/or more songs in one of the two VIP areas. The semi-vip room, I believe, is $ for 4 songs and the fully private vip room is $.5 for 6 songs. I know the girls have to pay the house a portion of that, but just remind them if they quote way too high that you can get a private FS session from the Internet for $.50 or less. Some won't care, but I just don't see the point in dropping $.5 - $$$ in a loud room in one position.

The laps are .10 and are mostly high-mileage. I would really stick to the laps unless you really feel like you have a sure thing and you want some more privacy. The lap area is pretty dark though.

If you need a buzz to monger, best to have a few drinks prior to entry because this place is full nude and does NOT serve alcohol. You're one mandatory .10 beverage will be non-alcoholic.

You can get away with not spending a lot of cash at this place if you do it right and if you're not looking to get FS. Most girls will give you a manual release in one of the vip's for the aforementioned prices, but if you want a bj or fs, it will be more, unless you're a smooth negotiator. You can try to negotiate a hj in the lap area too.

The bird has some decent talent, especially if you hear the DJ announce names like Sierra and Ashley. The songs are usually no longer than about 2:15 in length so keep that in mind. No reason to buy more than your one mandatory drink. Tip the girls on stage a few bucks per song and you should be good.

[QUOTE=Tonto2037]Would you be willing to help an out-of-towner with a little help on the 411 of the Saigon amateurs? Any other help would be welcome as well. Open forum or PM is okay if you are willing.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Sorry - I meant the real Saigon amateurs in Vietnam not around mini- Saigon where they seem to be up 'emselves.

Went to the bird sunday night with one of my buddys from arizona. Got there around 10;30 the place was dead about 7-10 guys. There was only about 8 girls working that night. Hooked up with Josie for a couple couch dances hands free to roam everywhere. She did not offer any extra services. After 12 the place got packed so we went to Imperial show girls. About 15 girls they have a great special 5 for 50 in the vip. No extra services but hands free to roam. Next time ill just hit harbor or call one of my favs.

Greetings all,

I was out in Florida for work a month ago so of course I wanted to sample the local fare, after a little research I went to a topless club (of which there are plenty as I realized later) called Wiggles. It was definetly a dive bar place under the auspices of a topless bar but I decided "what the hell, I'm here so I'll grab a beer and try it out. " I ended up talking to this really sweet white girl who was pretty cute (at least in the low light of the bar) after having a really good conversation with her for an hour or more I end up getting 3. 10 dances which is an absolute bargain for what happens in them. Well, I am just enjoying myself when she asks how much I would pay to stick it in. I'm thinking to myself, "I'm expecting $ but for shits and giggles I'm going to say. 60. " She immediately accepts and then starts to pull out my penis and rubbing it all over her outer lips, well I start fingering her and she is loving it, all wet inside and everything, and then I notice she is inserting my friend in her pussy BAREBACK! I immediatley step in and pull myself away (one of the harderthings I've done!) and ask her what the hell that was about, she justified it by saying I looked like a clean guy and she never does that and she really liked me. I tried to finish up but I was too creeped out, I gave her the. 90 anyway and she gave me her # but man that was just too weird. I couldn't help but think to myself that out in OC we do not have the appreciation of what white trash reallly means. This chick already had 3 kids by the time she was 24 and she still wanted to do shit like that. Thanks for reading this little rant of mine I've been meaning to write it sooner but I keep waiting to drink enough first.

To try and make this post semi-relevant I have been to the Bird multiple times and have a fondness for Brianna, a petite black girl who is a great conversationalist and gives you a good time, a visit to her usally sets me back around $. 80 but she is great fun. I have been with a taller blonde girl once who was a little thick, nothing too bad but a little pudge, she gave an uninspired HJ that I wouldn't reccomend, I think her name started with a T.

Thank you gentlemen for all of the advice I'm hoping to post more now that I have a little discretionary funds.

Osn

Porn star Nina Mercedes @ CA Girls on 4/24! She is a babe!

Warning typing on iphone. Went to the bird this afternoon. Really dead. About 5 guys and 5 dancers. None really got the juices flowing. Except one. Chanel.

About a 7. 5.

A little thick but definatley not fat.

Got a handful of dances from her but did not VIP.

Allowed pretty much everything. Finger in v. Titty sucking. Lots of stick shifting and licking my jr. Through my pants. (I wore my thinnest jeans)

Promised me more in VIP but declined and bought her a drink cause she was pretty cool.

Was hoping for a young blonde but left dissapointed.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]Porn star Nina Mercedes @ CA Girls on 4/24! She is a babe![/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip Mailbu.

She is Hawt, But I thin she is going to be there on 4/23.

[url]http://eventful.com/santaana/events/california-girls-/E0-001-029036205-6@2010042321[/url]

[QUOTE=Ampmaster]Thanks for the tip Mailbu.

She is Hawt, But I thin she is going to be there on 4/23.

[url]http://eventful.com/santaana/events/california-girls-/E0-001-029036205-6@2010042321[/url][/QUOTE]
Haha... I swear I didn't make this up.

[QUOTE=B Malibu]Haha... I swear I didn't make this up.[/QUOTE]Notice the new sign, looks like they painted the place, changing the image from when it was a Bikini bar.

[QUOTE=Soonerorlater]Notice the new sign , looks like they painted the place, changing the image from when it was a Bikini bar.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I did notice the new signage, the awning over the entrance, and the maroon/magenta paint job. I've never been a big fan of this club, but I would definitely pay the cover to see Nina Mercedes shake her insane body. I think her tits are absolutely perfect for a man-made set!

Hit "The Bird" around 11:30 PM to blow off some stress, but the talent was not up to par, so I literally stayed for like 20 minutes and bailed. Note to cocktail waitresses here: When we the customers tip you 30% - 60% on our mandatory .10 watered down non-alcoholic soda, just fucking smile and say Thank You! I swear these girls look at me as if I just spat in their face. Oh yeah, and if we politely decline to buy a dancer a drink, we can also do without the death look!!!

On a positive note, I do admire the thin, leggy black dancer to which I'm drawing a blank on her name right now, but she is a sweet girl and man she can work that pole... the one on the stage that is. C'mon fellas, get your minds out of the gutter... what kinda' guy do you think I am!?!? Hehe...

Where are the skinny dancers? High mileage?

I guess I am too new to the forum. Didn't realized that # of post was important enough for me to share the thoughts with you all! Well. I will start from now and letz see how that rolls! Haha

Anyone know where in the SoCal area there is a Gothic Strip Club?

I know in San Frisco there is a club in which its all about chicks dancing to metal, goth, punk, etc. Not to mention the attire that goes with the whole scene.

Any feedback much, much appreciated.

[QUOTE=Member1115]Anyone know where in the SoCal area there is a Gothic Strip Club?

I know in San Frisco there is a club in which its all about chicks dancing to metal, goth, punk, etc. Not to mention the attire that goes with the whole scene.

Any feedback much, much appreciated.[/QUOTE]

Not "Gothic" per se especially as the years roll by and the goth stylings become more history than contemporary, but you may enjoy checking out the Cheetah club on Hollywood Blvd. east of Vermont in East Hollywood/Los Feliz area.

The place is strictly bikini the last I experienced or heard, so full bar to go with that. It is a unique club as it is more a "hipster" hangout than a sleazy place where mongers with dirty dreams and aspirations gather. Both the crowd and dancers are an assortment of east end bohemians - artists, musicians, and assorted anarchists and anti-christs - wannabe Hollywood too. That would probably include a vestige of Goth, though when I was stopping in there every few weeks 5-8 years ago, there would have been a larger helping of that commensurate with the times that do change so fucking fast. Also at least a 50% female customer load here - lesbians, couples, straight girls living dangerously. Lap dances are soft core, but could be worse in a place like this.