[QUOTE=Civ2000]I've been robbed and scammed. Here's what happened: Home Depot Parking Lot.
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls came over to my car as I was packing my shopping into the trunk. They both started wiping my windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It was impossible not to look.
When I thanked them and offered them a tip, they said "No" and instead asked me for a ride to another Home Depot. I agreed and they got in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and started giving me oral sex, while the other one stole my wallet. I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th & 29th. Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend, if of course I can find more wallets.[/QUOTE]Don't quit your day job civ.
