EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;2657155]Guess I've only seen Olga once about a year, year and a half ago. Vaguely recall thinking she was somewhat attractive, kind of in a Euro-MILF kind of way. Massage skills seemed fairly good. Just wondered if Olga is also open to standard finish, or if she's strictly legit, like it seemed to me the one time I went.[/QUOTE]Olga will take her top off and let you play during her he. I have seen her quite a few times over the years dating back to her old location on Dundee and have only received a top less he.

Based on what I have read about this Maria, Polish, blonde hair 40's monster boobs and if she has tattoo's on her lower back, she had offered me a FS experience before in her apartment. I met her at a mp a couple of years back and she gave me her number, not sure if it's the same one.

If you want a decent massage with a great ending. She has a large menu and provides more then a typical emp experience. She is a little older, blonde has a decent body but not a bad looking woman at all. Her incall is in Skokie right off Dempster in her Apartment, her rates are very reasonable and of course YMMV, treat her nice fellas or else no more info from me.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/luxurious-body-massage-224-616-4852/13412400[/URL]

I have not been active in quite sometime. I have been still mongering here and there but my wife has had me on lock down, now that the old hag is away visiting her Family I get to finally play.

I have been looking at websites and going through the Internet archives and searching for providers from the past and have found some.

Try:

Chicagosuperads.

Chicago reader.

Russian classifieds.

Facebook.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2657860]My gf is in Europe so unfortunately I was back in business (shortly). I recommend the Polish therapist off north avenue in north lake. Amble parking, safe area. Provides legit massage with many options offered. She wears standard gear: yoga pants, button top. She is about 5 ft 7, 125 thin build, 30. Works out if rented home. Overall a nice person with average overall experience. You can see ad in CL if you search for European great massage good price wording.

Same day -.

Donna. Irene's. Recommend if you want a plain looking pleasant Euro. Plenty of tease and DIY. I haven't been there in years so not sure if this is really Donna. Blonde shoulder length hair, thin build, 5 ft4 about 31. Wore yoga pants, sports top. A very nice person.

Next day-.

Bonus content: The next and last day I tried the therapist (non euro) who advertises as a rock star massage in backpage. The massage was average. The location was safe with parking. She looks better in photos then in person. She says she is the therapist for the Bears- which is not true, just rubs a few players. Its a diy experience. This forum is for Euro talk so I will stop review now. Just wanted to provide some brief info.

I'm done for this year friends. Xabi.[/QUOTE]Xabi. I see the European great massage good price ad for Higgins in Chicago. Is there a different one?

[QUOTE=HappyHound;2658118]Xabi. I see the European great massage good price ad for Higgins in Chicago. Is there a different one?[/QUOTE]That is correct. The higgins location is a spa that she works at when not doing incall. Word of warning is that I released this info this morning and she will most likely receive a lot of call / texts today. She accepts cc and rates was very reasonable. I wasnt attracted to her and consider her average to slightly above average looks. She offers sauna and shaving if that is anyones cup of tea. Good luck and get out of the hobby if you can.

[QUOTE=Lakecoguy;2657448]Anna has an incall location in palatine.

Search craigslist for "BEST EUROPEAN MASSAGE*.

Good quality massage, standard finish.[/QUOTE]There are a few on CL that use that wording in the heading, but from outside conversation, I can confirm that this is the service Anna from Olga's now uses. At the time, my monger source said that she only does outcalls, but the location on the map does appear to be Palatine.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5279814883.html[/URL]

Irina is very willing to play. No name is used in the ad. If you call, don't be specific, but rather ask for who is available (Euros spook easily). I believe two women in their 40's work out of this location. I got the impression she would've considered FS, but I only opted for the HJ. It was well oiled and delivered with enthusiasm. She is a little older and thicker, but her actual massage technique was deep and vigorous.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2657992]If you want a decent massage with a great ending. She has a large menu and provides more then a typical emp experience. She is a little older, blonde has a decent body but not a bad looking woman at all. Her incall is in Skokie right off Dempster in her Apartment, her rates are very reasonable and of course YMMV, treat her nice fellas or else no more info from me.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/luxurious-body-massage-224-616-4852/13412400[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2658000]I have not been active in quite sometime. I have been still mongering here and there but my wife has had me on lock down, now that the old hag is away visiting her Family I get to finally play.

I have been looking at websites and going through the Internet archives and searching for providers from the past and have found some.

Try:

Chicagosuperads.

Chicago reader.

Russian classifieds.

Facebook.[/QUOTE]I've tried some searching on FB in the past but have not had a lot of success. Maybe I don't have enough imagination but what do you use for a Search query in situations like this?

Thanks,

LN.

[QUOTE=LaneNarrows;2660252]I've tried some searching on FB in the past but have not had a lot of success. Maybe I don't have enough imagination but what do you use for a Search query in situations like this?

Thanks,

LN.[/QUOTE]

I've had hit-or-miss luck with facebook. The Euros are difficult to track down. In the upper right corner, click the "Friend Request" icon. It should show a "Find Friends" option. Inside this is the "Search For Friends" function. Under Hometown, try entering Moscow. Under Current city, try Chicago. Under employer, try entering "Massage Therapy. " It's a long shot, but you get the idea. I also search groups relating to "Europeans in Chicago. " I've posted in those forums, with requests to find Euro massage therapists. I'll post in both English and Russian / Ukrainian, using text that I first run through Goggle translate. I had some nibbles, but they were too old or heavy for my tastes. In honesty, I did better just running their phone numbers through the search function, or simply asking the girl what town she lives in and searching for her that way.

After looking through their photo albums, you'll see that Euros are mostly all alike. They pose with nice cars, spend way too much free time at beauty salons, and use all your tips on nightlife.

Tried her out Monk. She does have good skills

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2657992]If you want a decent massage with a great ending. She has a large menu and provides more then a typical emp experience. She is a little older, blonde has a decent body but not a bad looking woman at all. Her incall is in Skokie right off Dempster in her Apartment, her rates are very reasonable and of course YMMV, treat her nice fellas or else no more info from me.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/luxurious-body-massage-224-616-4852/13412400[/URL][/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2658179]That is correct. The higgins location is a spa that she works at when not doing incall. Word of warning is that I released this info this morning and she will most likely receive a lot of call / texts today. She accepts cc and rates was very reasonable. I wasnt attracted to her and consider her average to slightly above average looks. She offers sauna and shaving if that is anyones cup of tea. Good luck and get out of the hobby if you can.[/QUOTE]So will that number in the ad be for the spa she works for or is that her personal number.

[QUOTE=Stephen6868;2670449]So will that number in the ad be for the spa she works for or is that her personal number.[/QUOTE]Incall cell phone out of her home. Please report back your experience.

I love going to the Executive Relaxation Station in Belvidere IL. I just wish there was a place closer to Chicago that was similar. Does anyone know of a place similar to The Executive that would be closer to the city?

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2676732]Incall cell phone out of her home. Please report back your experience.[/QUOTE]I've seen her. She doesn't seem to enjoy doing this, though. Enthusiasm counts for a lot.

Hi guys,

I'm trying to find Olya from the 262 agency. She quit this rub agency and I can only assume she returned to parlor work. She originally worked for that major legitimate operation in MG before turning to rubs. Attractive Polish lady about 40 years old. If you know where she is working, please pm. Thanks.