RE: when writing lengthy reviews
When I write lengthy reviews, I high-light the whole report before I click "upload report" with my cursor and then hit the control -c combination button. That copies the report I wrote and am about to post. If my ramblings went on for too long, and I logged out, it will give me the option to log back in and then hit "control -v" aka "paste" the report that I took the time to write.
[QUOTE=DuckBilled;3585784]Wrote an uber-long review of this gem of a provider but it got lost in the ether because I took too long to write it, and the system logged me out. Quite frustrating, TBH. Oh well.
Instead I will just say this: Kat is a very friendly and nice provider who happens to be really hot, looks GREAT without clothing at 46, and will let you do lots of fun stuff with that naked bod for $$ hour. Didn't ask so don't know if she offers SS or HHR rates. Really good BBBJ that was better than Viagra for my penis. CFS was good, may have been better since she says she loves to be on top. I love woman on top too, so that would have been great but my old peter can't maintain that way. Ended the evening with her jilling off which resulted in squirting. She did this 4 or 5 times, but do not know if it is on the regular menu or not. It may be, since she seemed quite content to show me, and it was apparent that she really enjoyed it. Almost worth the price of admission just to see that, actually.
I will definitely repeat when I can afford it. In fact, I think I may prefer a quality visit with her about every 5-6 weeks over more frequent visits with lesser quality girls that always leave me somewhat disappointed in the end.
I would recommend, but the $$ may be a little pricey for some. And of course, the YMMV disclaimer always applies.[/QUOTE]
Lady Jane (Just the abridged facts)
HER NAME: [B]Lady Jane[/B].
28th street exit off US 131.
[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds[/URL]
Phone # xxx-298-5106 PM Kenwood Jack for her Grand Rapids area code.
Did she look like her pictures? The pictures are her.
Not a terrible body.
REFERENCES NOT NEEDED.
[B]She also was told that I needed a provider that would provide CIM.[/B]
Incall was in a one-room hovel (my perception).
Did I "do it" on the top cover (the same place the last 4 guys came)? Sure did! Why do most providers have sheets that don't show stains easily! [I][u](That was rhetorical!)[/u][/I].
Smoking smell: A smoking smell permeated the room.
Attitude: She was all attitude.
Skill: Please look up on any porn site: ruined orgasm. When the guy starts coming, they quit, get up, and walk away. I felt just like that!! She stayed for all of four seconds. Don't you just love it when a provider sucks and sucks until you just have to stop her a full minute later? [I][u](Rhetorical!)[/u][/I].
[B][red] For the time she was sucking me, it was the [u]very best I've had in a long while[/u]. To stop when she did was just unconscionable.[/red][/B]
Performance: U-N-F-I-N-I-S-H-E-D.
[B][red]Spidey sense-o-meter score ... 9 out of a possible 10[/red][/B]
[B] DO THE MATH [/B]
She rents one room out of 6 or 7 in a modest house with many other housemates. She has been there 2 weeks.
She advertises $200 hour. With no car and a modest rent and no car, isn't it strange that the 'landlord' would have to come over to collect rent (she said she was behind) within 15 minutes of me stepping in the door. My spidey-sense was tingling (a lot). I don't know about this one, but many providers that I know back in Cincinnati call their drug connection to visit right after my appointment to get their fix. Or sometimes earlier.
Total satisfaction level. Poor.
[B]Today's experience: BBBBCISTOP! WE had bargained for BBBJCIM???
CIM means [i]come in mouth![/i][/B]
Her finishing move today? Not finishing.
Cost: $300.
Overall value: I overpaid.
Would you repeat or recommend? [B][u]I would never repeat[/u][/B] because of the Spidey score.
[B][u]I would never recommend[/u][/B] because she does not finish the job.
[B][red]Summary: Great head, horrible ending, drama, drama, drama![/red][/B]