Strip Club Reports

Visited H8 on $10 dance Monday. There were the fewest dancers I've ever seen on a Monday, probably only 8 or so. Quality was low but I got a few dances from the pick of the litter, a mocha MILF named Lacey. She comes up from Toledo on Mondays and she came to play. Stripped down completely in the booth even before we discussed extras. Encouraged me to FIV and kiss her nipples. After a few minutes of me fingering her she offered the complete menu at a discount. Declined her offer only because it was late and I am old. If I can save my strength I might go back next Monday though. -.

[QUOTE=Cash1315;2187534]Visited Club Venus on Saturday around 8 PM. There were 10 or 12 dancers and more strangling in every few minutes. There were no 9's or even 8's in the bunch, but all of them had some attribute that was above average. I ordered a beer and watched the show for a while and before long I started to get visitors at my table. They all offered all menu items except greek for between. 8 and $. 5. Never heard of such a thing at any other club. The last one over was 5'3" tall with glasses, dark hair, white girl with a PAWGTASTIC a* And after some negotiations she said that. 8 was good for everything. We went back and she did a nice warm up dance and then the fun started. Out came the cover and a nice slow BJ that then picked up speed and was almost too much for me to keep control. Then she hoped on and started to ride, just the way I like. CG with me on her nice bees with thick nipples and it was starting to get real intense. She then switched to RCG and looked over her shoulder and said*Now I'm going to make you cum. Just watch my a* With a big smile. She started at a nice slow pace and then her a** started to move in like 3 directions at the same time. I was so turned on that I didn't notice when she started gripping real tight on the upstrokes only. Then it felt like she was sort of pulsating. That was too much. I filled the cover and kept feeling like I was coming even after I was totally drained. I saw her look back with a big smile and sort of giggling. Best time ever at a club for me.

Damage was. 8 dance, 2 parking, 7 beer.

I ask again, why go anywhere else?[/QUOTE]2 or 20 parking?

[QUOTE=Nes86;2188600]2 or 20 parking?[/QUOTE]2 dollars to the guy in the parking lot.

I concur. Just went here today, not sure why, I guess it's convienent and keep hoping for that diamond in the rough. I didn't see any diamonds, just a lot of rough. If your in to big, nasty girls that want to overcharge this is your place. I won't be back. Well, at least I keep telling myself that.

[QUOTE=Sphunter;2188158]Visited there Friday afternoon. Only handful of dancers which all were fugly except one. Older brunnette Sarah with great body huge rack. Got a couple good dances. Says no extras.[/QUOTE]

Last time I was here I saw a poster in the men's room about "Two For" Tuesdays. 2 4 1 lap dances. I wanted to check it out so I headed over about 4 pm or so. Well I have no idea about 2 4 1 dances as none of the ladies came over to talk to me. So I really have nothing interesting to report. Anyway only one dancer gave me any appeal for pure lap dances was an AA girl named Natasha who was very pretty and had see size boobies. I can't see any need to just pure lap dance with a girl who has tiny titties and a bony ass. But that's just me. One lady when I walked in, can't remember her name, was a pretty blond young lady with glasses and a pretty set of bolt ons. She may have been a candidate but was locked on to a young man for the whole time she was off stage. Oh well.

What I do feel the need to report on is the Burger and brew special. What a great deal!! Maybe this is why no one talked to me, because I was stuffing my face with this wonderful burger and pile of fries. Here's the deal. You pay full price for your first beer, then buy the burger and your next beer free. Total price for two beers and a delicious cheese burger was $15 including a $2 tip. I mean, normal price for two beers is 13 or 15 depending on what you order. This is an everyday deal up to 7 pm I think. I think it should be the burger and boobies special. I mean, a great lunch, 2 beers and a lot of lovely young ladies hanging it out for you.

Since I didn't get any lappers, I sure was in the mood for a good time, off to a massage. What a great day!!

[QUOTE=HornDogToo;2190044]Last time I was here I saw a poster in the men's room about "Two For" Tuesdays. 2 4 1 lap dances. I wanted to check it out so I headed over about 4 pm or so. Well I have no idea about 2 4 1 dances as none of the ladies came over to talk to me. So I really have nothing interesting to report. Anyway only one dancer gave me any appeal for pure lap dances was an AA girl named Natasha who was very pretty and had see size boobies. I can't see any need to just pure lap dance with a girl who has tiny titties and a bony ass. But that's just me. One lady when I walked in, can't remember her name, was a pretty blond young lady with glasses and a pretty set of bolt ons. She may have been a candidate but was locked on to a young man for the whole time she was off stage. Oh well.

What I do feel the need to report on is the Burger and brew special. What a great deal!! Maybe this is why no one talked to me, because I was stuffing my face with this wonderful burger and pile of fries. Here's the deal. You pay full price for your first beer, then buy the burger and your next beer free. Total price for two beers and a delicious cheese burger was $15 including a $2 tip. I mean, normal price for two beers is 13 or 15 depending on what you order. This is an everyday deal up to 7 pm I think. I think it should be the burger and boobies special. I mean, a great lunch, 2 beers and a lot of lovely young ladies hanging it out for you.

Since I didn't get any lappers, I sure was in the mood for a good time, off to a massage. What a great day!![/QUOTE]Your right, the lunch special is the best in town, the burgers are excellent, however the girls won't sit and visit with you while your eating. But I always get a sales pitch or two as soon as the table is cleared. And the cricket is always relaxed and still refined.

[QUOTE=JDirt;2187542]I've hit Players a few times during dayshift over the last month or so and I have to say I think it's the best club for dayshift as far as talent, drink prices, and food.[/QUOTE]I agree. Management and staff go above and beyond, and extras are readily available for reasonable prices if you're so inclined.

BT's on the other hand. Damn! I don't know WTF happened but day shift has been ridiculously dead and the talent belongs in Chapeau Vert. Kind of a chicken or egg scenario.

[QUOTE=HornDogToo;2190044]Last time I was here I saw a poster in the men's room about "Two For" Tuesdays. 2 4 1 lap dances. I wanted to check it out so I headed over about 4 pm or so. Well I have no idea about 2 4 1 dances as none of the ladies came over to talk to me. So I really have nothing interesting to report. Anyway only one dancer gave me any appeal for pure lap dances was an AA girl named Natasha who was very pretty and had see size boobies. I can't see any need to just pure lap dance with a girl who has tiny titties and a bony ass. But that's just me. One lady when I walked in, can't remember her name, was a pretty blond young lady with glasses and a pretty set of bolt ons. She may have been a candidate but was locked on to a young man for the whole time she was off stage. Oh well.

What I do feel the need to report on is the Burger and brew special. What a great deal!! Maybe this is why no one talked to me, because I was stuffing my face with this wonderful burger and pile of fries. Here's the deal. You pay full price for your first beer, then buy the burger and your next beer free. Total price for two beers and a delicious cheese burger was $15 including a $2 tip. I mean, normal price for two beers is 13 or 15 depending on what you order. This is an everyday deal up to 7 pm I think. I think it should be the burger and boobies special. I mean, a great lunch, 2 beers and a lot of lovely young ladies hanging it out for you.

Since I didn't get any lappers, I sure was in the mood for a good time, off to a massage. What a great day!![/QUOTE]Sounds like a plan if you're carb loading and horny at the same time.

It was a fun time in Detroit. See why'all again soon.

[QUOTE=SquatKing;2190875]What does she look like? Players has some hotties.

L.[/QUOTE]Was wondering the same thing. Any additional detail would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=FL4807;2191367]Since this quote is on the Internet it must be true. Therefore, should you only bang hot girls at the club you will never have to worry about anything. Unless. Unless she is banging ugly girls as well![/QUOTE]I think you know Gwailo was being facetious LOL.

[QUOTE=Duckydo;2191773]I think you know Gwailo was being facetious LOL.[/QUOTE]LOL. I knew it but couldn't resist saying it because you know that there was at person that read it that had to ponder it it was actually true. I mean, it was on the internet! Gwailo, I got a hood chuckle out of it when I read it, thank you.

I started my night out at Bogart's by using the free pass that I received from Hank's South last weekend. When I arrived there were 12 dancers (two 8's, five 7's, and the rest were 6's or below with a 20/80 ebony to ivory ratio) and about 20 customers. Familiar dancers were Alexandra, Barbie, CC, Gemini, Hannah, Lori, Renee, and Samantha. After receiving my beer I was quickly approached by two dancers that didn't spark my interest. Hannah stopped by next and I asked Hannah if she could have her friend Christine (32 years old, white, dark colored hair, 5'3" and about 120 lbs, Acup tits and a great ass) stop by to chat with me. From afar on stage Christine looked alittle like porn starlet Jada Stevens, however not so much up close. Christine was a tad absent but not terrible to chat with. We ended up agreeing on $. 1 for no song count BBBJ w / CFS, she initially wanted $$.

In the VIP she stripped down then I sucked on her tits. Her BJ skills were mediocre with BLS and no DT or teeth issues. I suited up then performed aggressive FIV and her scentless giner was somewhat tight. She had me start K9 slow due to the tight fit. During the action she was vocal and I eventually got a good stride going. However, she asked me a time or two if I finished which made for a rushed feel. Next we switched to CG, she rode it well and I rubbed her clit during the action. After a few minutes she climaxed really hard and got soaking wet. It felt so good that I thought that the cover broke, luckily it didn't. We did CG until completion. Afterwards, she tried to work me for a tip but I politely declined.

After my session with Christine at Bogart's I obtained a free pass from the Doorman and then headed over to Hank's North. There were 14 dancers (four 7's, the rest were 6's or below with a 80/20 ebony to ivory ratio) and about 30 customers when I arrived. Familiar dancers were Lexi, Vaida, and Virginia from BT's. Most of the girls there tonight were on the heavier side. Shortly after receiving my beer I was approached by Sasha (31 years old, Latino / white mix, brunette, 5'4" and about 130 lbs, Ccup tits, various tats). Sasha ended up being a nice woman with a good attitude and I enjoyed our conversation. We decided on 0. 9 for no song count BBBJ w / CFS. I still had a wrist band on from Bogart's and the wrist band guy at Hank's said that I had to buy a Hank's wrist band.

In the VIP she stripped down then we felt each other up. I performed FIV and her giner had no noticeable scent. Her BJ skills were good with licking the top, BLS, DT, and eye contact. Before going in I suited up and performed aggressive FIV while she was bent over for K9. K9 was good, I worked her hard and she was energetic / vocal with some dirty talk. During the action I smacked her hard on the ass a few times and also I put the tip of my finger up her Windsor Tunnel. We switched to CG and again she was energetic / vocal. Eventually she climbed off then removed the cover and gave me an enthusiastic BBBJ with a CIM finish. However, she spit the fruits of her labor out into the corner of the booth.

Overall, Christine is an ok looking chick but her BJ skills were mediocre and the CFS portion was rushed so therefore I wouldn't repeat with her. Sasha isn't smoking hot but she's an extremely nice woman that's eager to please. I thoroughly enjoyed our unrushed session and recommend Sasha to others.

Is it really this easy (and CHEAP) to get extras at strip clubs here? I just moved to Chicago and I've been trying to find places where extras and TO are available. Someone recommended I just drive to Detroit and that I would be set here. From all the reports I read (and thank you to all the contributing members! It looks like there are a good number of clubs to choose from. I'm more into the glamour type. White or latina. Is TO usually offered as well, or is it more of an in-house only kinda deal? Any help is greatly appreciated!

There is a strip club in south Chicago area called arnie's.

85 W Sibley Blvd, Harvey, IL.

(708) 331-3090.

I would to there to get an idea of what ghetto Detroit clubs are like. TO is not easy in Detroit. Extras are not cheap at the upscale places either because the dancers hustle so hard and try to rip you off if you are not a regular / local.

Chicago has some really good Asian massage parlors and escorts worth checking out!

If you're in Chicago, try Arnies.

[QUOTE=BoobyHunter;2192640]Is it really this easy (and CHEAP) to get extras at strip clubs here? I just moved to Chicago and I've been trying to find places where extras and TO are available. Someone recommended I just drive to Detroit and that I would be set here. From all the reports I read (and thank you to all the contributing members! It looks like there are a good number of clubs to choose from. I'm more into the glamour type. White or latina. Is TO usually offered as well, or is it more of an in-house only kinda deal? Any help is greatly appreciated![/QUOTE]