Some of these ads crack me up!!
I couldn't help myself here. Can't we all pitch in and help her out!!
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She is fairly new to the hobby and has an awesome body. Thats where the good part ends. First dream I met her and went into the room, she was naked and some DATY began and she went wild and orgasmed, cool, and I went to move on to the next step of my dream. I ask for oral and her reply was "Fuck I only do that with a condom and I don't have one, I guess you will have to fuck me, but promise not to cum in me" I rejected that idea and negotiated a lower price and settled for a handjob, a lackluster one at best, when I popped she freeked out and ran to wash her hands off. That was the end of that, crazy no BBBJ but BBFS was offered instead.
OK, she was hot so I gave her another chance, negotiated for a 2 hour appointment and made sure I brought the party favors. Met her in the room and she looked good. She is big time OCD and had to shower before dream which I thought was great. Started with some daty and went to 69 where she stopped and said not without a condom, I laughed and said I brought some so lets do it. She had no clue how to put it on, I put it on and she started, WOW DID IT SUCK, and NOT IN A GOOD WAY. Well that went on and she came and immediately said she had to shower again, I told her to hold off a minute and let me finish too. She said she can't but I convinced her to give me 5 more minutes first. Went to doggy, which she loved, and as I was ready I pulled out, I pulled off the coat and popped on her back. Well she could not get to the shower fast enough.
She comes out and I'm ready for more, barely 40 minutes into our dream. She starts answering her phone and openly starts setting up some sales of things other then herself. I am laying on the bed and after 10 minutes of waiting, listening to her set up sales then silence, I go over and she's is shooting a needle into her wrist. She first said she is a diabetic, then admitted it was a pain killer and she has a bad back.
Ok dream gown hill fast, she then starts how her friend called and has an emergency and she has to cut our time in half but I can come back in three hours. I tried to get some money back and she quickly replied no way and remember I always have friends nearby, so if I scream they will be right here. I told her I was being polite and she said yes your being a gentleman but I just want you to know about them and I'm going to go and to come back later. She promised and swore she would not screw me over and she wants regulars and she is new at this.
As we left the room she told me to go down a different set of stairs from her, I was courious so I watched her. She immediately went over to a white male and either a black male or Hispanic. They immediately took the money from her and they left to take care of the deals she set up on the ohone.
I called her 2 hours later to see if we were still meeting for our second half, again she swore she would do right by me. She also explained a few things. She doesn't do BB oral or kiss, out of respect for her fiance who is in prison and for her boyfriend, the white guy she met up with. She will do BBFS, no cip, because he is ok with that, but she is not on birth control and she is having stomach cramps and thinks she is pregnant. No greek, no cum on body, completely all over the place.
She said she is very new at this and had to get into it because of a back shoulder injury and to be able to have money for pain meds, but she always uses a clean new needle.
I believe she is new at this because she questioned me about basic aspects of male and female organs and was oblivious to the issues of some off the actions she was doing.
I gave up on getting the second half of my dream and I kinda no longer wanted to after what I saw and was told but I called anyway after the 3 hours and said I was on the way back. Ofcourse we all know the reply, I can't now another time, my boyfriend and friend are in the room so you better not come over, then basically fuck off.
So, in closing, ripped me off, no kissing, no BBBJ, covered one sucks, with do BBFS (pass), very little chest touching, no fingers down low, drug freek, dboys waiting feet from room, and she did this knowing that I know who she is, as we use to live on the same block. Oh yeah 3 showers in under 50 minutes due to her admitted OCD, and this after she thanked me for being so clean and smelling so nice. ALSo horrible handjob, almost broke off my johnson.
PM me if you want any further info.
I would avoid her she has been doing this for very little time and is tanking fast and hanging with a bad news crowd, feet from your dream. Not worth the coin at all
So you can ID her in future posts she has a tat on her thigh and "LUCKY CHARMS" tat on lower stomach
Monica / Harlianne / Heather
Yep she just Messaged me back after saying she wasn't meeting with anyone, asking when I was coming. I said too late, missed the window, and then she said I was playing games and something about 100 agents behind me. I think the ghetto came out and couldn't decipher the text.
I'm done.
Thanks fellas for the heads up, Potsy, TRowe. Like you, I've seen her probably 3-4 times, guess it's the bi polar in her.
Just things I wonder about
How come all these girls when they talk sound like they fell of a turnip truck in The Valley? I wonder who is running the camera for the video?
Know what I mean?
C3.
[QUOTE=Bertil;2308531]I have never seen a review on this one so I'm not sure what she's like. You should TOFTT and let us know how it goes. The rates are too high for my taste but those tits are succulent.[/QUOTE]
Agreed, never quite understood
[QUOTE=Camera3;2308591]How come all these girls when they talk sound like they fell of a turnip truck in The Valley? I wonder who is running the camera for the video?
Know what I mean?
C3.[/QUOTE]But, what is more interesting to me is how many guys will dive in. Think fellas, think things through before you end up frustrated and out some cash. The things that make my spider sense tingle.
Different experience with Jasmine
First time I tried to meet her didn't work out, she needed more time but I didn't have it. Not good because I have asked several times if she could meet by that time and she agreed. Anyway, I was very interested in meet a petite ebony spinner with huge tits, so the small head insisted in meeting her again. Texted her again one day before and she was available, couple of texts to get to the hotel floor where she has the room, she made me walk to the back so she could see me walking in the corridor. After that got the room number. Once in the room everything went downhill, CBJ, no DATY, no kissing, no touching pussy, no, no, no. Totally not GFE and didn't enjoy our time together, so just finished as fast as I could. Tried a little chitchat before I left, but I wasn't in the mood after what happened.
Not recommended, unless you just want to see a girl like the pictures and fuck her with nothing else. YMMV as there is another review where she was good.
Unfortunately she took down her BP ad and I didn't download her pics. But she will pop up back eventually.
Be safe,
HomerGP.
[QUOTE=JustCruzin;2302573]If anyone is interested in a semi UTR petite, all about pleasing young lady I would recommend Jasmine.
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I had her on my list about a year ago and she disappeared (or I was to lazy to find her) then by chance one of the fine gents on her passed her number to me. First time I saw her was late Oct and just saw her a couple days ago. She doesn't do incall at her place until seeing you first either outcall or sometimes she gets a room, but it appears 'tis the season for making $ for Christmas, so might be doing all incall, not sure. Session is pretty good, BBBJ skills are excellent, the strange thing is she is so petite (with a lovely rack) that I found my self being a little careful not to hurt her. Nice young lady that is fun to play with. She doesn't do a BP ad often.
JC.[/QUOTE]
Katelyn / Laylah New Number 407-xxx-2737
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Well evidently the power of this board is at play again. I posted about this girl in post #14971, definitely one to avoid.
Well it appears that since my post, she has had a rash of calls and no shows and also caller / s who told her about the review verbatim, why she was told, I have no idea.
Well since then, and due to her finding out about the review, she has changed her number and posted completely new pictures and made sure the tats I mentioned in my review are blurred out. She is a beautiful girl but way to out there, doing to many risky things and two managers / boyfriends. Please read post 14971 for all the info.
She was high the other night and kept texting me how hot she is and would blow me for just $200, wow what a deal and this a day or two after she ripped me off. Oh, and it appears that it was a female caller, who reads this board, called her and read my post about her, to her, and had some negative things to say about me to her. Interesting, wonder who that could be? How do I know this, I called Katelyn from a different number and asked about her new ad and said I was interested and she told me she was called by a female provider and that provider read the entire post to her, put me down, and recommended what she should do. In closing, I suggest you avoid this girl.
WTF? Is Christmas season or Halloween?
Is this a hunted house?
This is the creepiest place ever for incall, Are any Daring Dare Devil that has partaken?
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