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[QUOTE=SomethingNewMi;2345638]Ok guys, I'll give you some insight into this girl (below is the link to her latest posting as of 9:40 this morning 1/26/2015):

I've been a long-time follower of this site and have met with many of the girls based off your reviews. I have been meaning to repay the favor in some way that you would appreciate, so hopefully this does just that. I will also post my reviews of the other girls I have met with over the last few years.

Natalie from "Hastings" and I met at a hotel in the Airport area of town, and the hotel was pretty nice. Standard call setup and I called for the room number when I arrived. No issues at all with the setup. However, she is definitely not the girl in the pictures. In the pictures I figured a 5'2" girl, roughly 110 or 120 lbs. The real Natalie is not bad looking at all, but definitely not the gorgeous girl in the pictures. (side note, you can see her original post from a week or so ago where it was high-res pictures and she's since brought down the resolution quite a bit so it's more difficult to see if it's her or not). I am 6'1" and around 250 lbs, so I'm not a small guy, but this girl was almost as tall as me with no shoes on. I LOVE a girl who is petite and very much a spinner, but since I was already worked up and she wasn't too hard on the eyes I decided to stay and give it a go. She's on the thicker side (size 12 if I had to guess) and she has had multiple kids so her boobs are. Well, not in good working order if you get what I mean.

Donation placed and I was getting comfortable when she said Aunt Flo was in town. Now, I don't care one way or the other and was ready to walk because this was strike 2, but I convinced her that we were going for the full service. When we got down to business she was very good and really got into it, nice and wet and let me do whatever I wanted (I'm not kinky, so I didn't try anything crazy).

She's definitely new and she was nervous with the conversation, but when we got down to it she was very good. I wouldn't repeat because I like my spinners, but if you don't mind a big girl (not BBW, but just a tall stocky one) she will treat you right.

Why don't people post the actual amount for the donation on here out of curiosity? The total damage for my short stay was $. (if I'm doing that correctly. Personally I'd love to just post how much in actual dollars I spent, so we're all clear on the expectations). Let me know, I'm good with adhering to all the rules if necessary.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/rock-your-world-specials-all-day/18274768[/URL]

Bonus brief review: Ms Jada is my ATF. She is very petite, super sexy and always makes me feel special. I would meet with her every day if I could. I'll post a full review of her another time, because I have to run. Damage is always $. And she and I have good conversations and she is never rushed, taking the time to do whatever I ask. Seriously, if you like petite girls, she is the one for you.[/QUOTE]Good review and nice to know that once again TGTBT When are these girls going to stop using stolen pics? I will never see someone with stolen pics or lies in any way about who she is!

[QUOTE=ChicagoSouth;2343405]I was wondering if any one has seen Sherry.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sherry-bored-house-wife/16042261[/URL][/QUOTE]Do a search in Detroit backpage reports. Not a thing good to say about this one.

NBB.

[QUOTE=SomethingNewMi;2345638]Ok guys, I'll give you some insight into this girl (below is the link to her latest posting as of 9:40 this morning 1/26/2015):

I've been a long-time follower of this site and have met with many of the girls based off your reviews. I have been meaning to repay the favor in some way that you would appreciate, so hopefully this does just that. I will also post my reviews of the other girls I have met with over the last few years.

Natalie from "Hastings" and I met at a hotel in the Airport area of town, and the hotel was pretty nice. Standard call setup and I called for the room number when I arrived. No issues at all with the setup. However, she is definitely not the girl in the pictures. In the pictures I figured a 5'2" girl, roughly 110 or 120 lbs. The real Natalie is not bad looking at all, but definitely not the gorgeous girl in the pictures. (side note, you can see her original post from a week or so ago where it was high-res pictures and she's since brought down the resolution quite a bit so it's more difficult to see if it's her or not). I am 6'1" and around 250 lbs, so I'm not a small guy, but this girl was almost as tall as me with no shoes on. I LOVE a girl who is petite and very much a spinner, but since I was already worked up and she wasn't too hard on the eyes I decided to stay and give it a go. She's on the thicker side (size 12 if I had to guess) and she has had multiple kids so her boobs are. Well, not in good working order if you get what I mean.

Donation placed and I was getting comfortable when she said Aunt Flo was in town. Now, I don't care one way or the other and was ready to walk because this was strike 2, but I convinced her that we were going for the full service. When we got down to business she was very good and really got into it, nice and wet and let me do whatever I wanted (I'm not kinky, so I didn't try anything crazy).

She's definitely new and she was nervous with the conversation, but when we got down to it she was very good. I wouldn't repeat because I like my spinners, but if you don't mind a big girl (not BBW, but just a tall stocky one) she will treat you right.

Why don't people post the actual amount for the donation on here out of curiosity? The total damage for my short stay was $. (if I'm doing that correctly. Personally I'd love to just post how much in actual dollars I spent, so we're all clear on the expectations). Let me know, I'm good with adhering to all the rules if necessary.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/rock-your-world-specials-all-day/18274768[/URL]

Bonus brief review: Ms Jada is my ATF. She is very petite, super sexy and always makes me feel special. I would meet with her every day if I could. I'll post a full review of her another time, because I have to run. Damage is always $. And she and I have good conversations and she is never rushed, taking the time to do whatever I ask. Seriously, if you like petite girls, she is the one for you.[/QUOTE]That tells me what I was hoping to find out, and answers the question as to why we call it toftt. We all hope to find exactly the girl in the pics when we arrive, and it seems like it is rarely the case. Add to that the fact that I'm still feeling a bit sick from a bug I caught this weekend and I'm not going anywhere.

Stay safe out there gents.

Well thanks for sharing your input. I hate the stolen pics situation. Based on what you had to say, she sounds like a decent time, but the fact that she deceptively posted, well, that rules her out.

I have only gone through a FS visit once before with a provider having a visit from Aunt Flo. I will leave that up to you younger guys. It's not for me.

[QUOTE=SomethingNewMi;2345638]Ok guys, I'll give you some insight into this girl (below is the link to her latest posting as of 9:40 this morning 1/26/2015):

I've been a long-time follower of this site and have met with many of the girls based off your reviews. I have been meaning to repay the favor in some way that you would appreciate, so hopefully this does just that. I will also post my reviews of the other girls I have met with over the last few years.

Natalie from "Hastings" and I met at a hotel in the Airport area of town, and the hotel was pretty nice. Standard call setup and I called for the room number when I arrived. No issues at all with the setup. However, she is definitely not the girl in the pictures. In the pictures I figured a 5'2" girl, roughly 110 or 120 lbs. The real Natalie is not bad looking at all, but definitely not the gorgeous girl in the pictures. (side note, you can see her original post from a week or so ago where it was high-res pictures and she's since brought down the resolution quite a bit so it's more difficult to see if it's her or not). I am 6'1" and around 250 lbs, so I'm not a small guy, but this girl was almost as tall as me with no shoes on. I LOVE a girl who is petite and very much a spinner, but since I was already worked up and she wasn't too hard on the eyes I decided to stay and give it a go. She's on the thicker side (size 12 if I had to guess) and she has had multiple kids so her boobs are. Well, not in good working order if you get what I mean.

Donation placed and I was getting comfortable when she said Aunt Flo was in town. Now, I don't care one way or the other and was ready to walk because this was strike 2, but I convinced her that we were going for the full service. When we got down to business she was very good and really got into it, nice and wet and let me do whatever I wanted (I'm not kinky, so I didn't try anything crazy).

She's definitely new and she was nervous with the conversation, but when we got down to it she was very good. I wouldn't repeat because I like my spinners, but if you don't mind a big girl (not BBW, but just a tall stocky one) she will treat you right.

Why don't people post the actual amount for the donation on here out of curiosity? The total damage for my short stay was $. (if I'm doing that correctly. Personally I'd love to just post how much in actual dollars I spent, so we're all clear on the expectations). Let me know, I'm good with adhering to all the rules if necessary.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/rock-your-world-specials-all-day/18274768[/URL]

Bonus brief review: Ms Jada is my ATF. She is very petite, super sexy and always makes me feel special. I would meet with her every day if I could. I'll post a full review of her another time, because I have to run. Damage is always $. And she and I have good conversations and she is never rushed, taking the time to do whatever I ask. Seriously, if you like petite girls, she is the one for you.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Shawtren;2346432]Well thanks for sharing your input. I hate the stolen pics situation. Based on what you had to say, she sounds like a decent time, but the fact that she deceptively posted, well, that rules her out.

I have only gone through a FS visit once before with a provider having a visit from Aunt Flo. I will leave that up to you younger guys. It's not for me.[/QUOTE]I'm not sure where she got the pics from either, maybe a friend or family member that's good looking. Because the pics don't show up under any search.

Well, I'm not sure what everyone here thinks about long posts, but I have a lot of experience and want to share, so here's another long one for you with a few different reviews mixed in. More to come in the next few days as I look through my notes on the girls I've seen.

I started off with going to a not awesome BP girl for FS, then right to the massage parlors (Panacea first) and progressed back up to FS girls on Backpage because I wanted more. Here are my experiences with the different girls, I know I can't remember them all, but I will try.

Preface: Haven't been to Panacea in a long time, so most likely these girls have moved on. Not sure though.

1. Tia at Panacea (not sure where she is now), 3 yrs ago. Pretty lackluster massage, very good looking girl. I like 'them small, so she fit the bill nicely. Flip was good and she allowed some roaming up top. I would repeat just because she was very good looking.

2. Some old lady at Panacea. She was reviewed way back on here and I did a walk-in so I got stuck with her myself. I haven't been there in over a year, so I don't know if she is still working or not (I doubt it). She was a TALKER. And she complained about other mongers complaining about her being old. She had some bolt-ons that were too big for her, but she really let 'them fly. Nice roaming all around, and she was good at helping me release, but she wouldn't shut up and really was quite old. Would not repeat.

3. Alise at Panacea ( 1. 5 yrs ago). She was pretty good looking but the massage was terrible (almost like just laying her hands on me) and the flip was mechanical at best. Sure, she could tug like all the others, but nothing special and very mechanical. Left feeling like I should have just done the job myself.

4. Bodyworkz by Lin: She was absolutely AWESOME in the beginning (saw her before and after she got her boob job, up until about 4 months ago). She has an absolutely perfect body and before she got the boobs she had some floppy mom mammaries, and I think she could be even better if she didn't get those huge (and hard) knockers that she has now. But I'm not a boob guy, so I really don't care. In the beginning she would get down to just her panties and even climb on the table and on top to help me release during the flip. But after the first 2 sessions the service slowly went down hill. I saw her probably 10 times and it started off with a session where she said she was double booked and could only do 30 min, so I reduced her pay by only. 2 and paid the normal amount (I wanted to keep the level of service, but wanted it apparent that I wasn't happy with the rushed session). The next time she wouldn't get on top, but said things like "next time we will (I'm paraphrasing here) have a face party". Subsequently, the remaining 5 visits she would do the same thing at the beginning of the session (different parts of each month, so I know it was BS). She would pull her pants partway down (for roaming) but keep her panties on and pull them out and say something like "shoot. " or "too bad" or "I wish I didn't have this". And I would play dumb and ask what and she would show me a maxi-pad in her panties, indicating to me she was being visited by "Aunt Flo". Well, it was a bunch of BS and a BS excuse to not have full roaming or table fun. She wouldn't even take her pants off, she would just pull 'them partway down so I could grab her butt. The last time was the last straw, where she had another rushed session and again an excuse about aunt flo. It's too bad, because she could be the best in town, but once she has you hooked she treats you like dirt. Also, she would call / text me to see if I wanted to come in. Luckily the wife didn't catch on. So beware. Note: She does give a great massage. It's the rest of it that is terrible. Here is her current ad: [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/youve-tried-the-rest-now-try-the-best/17112974[/URL].

5. Amanda. Backpage girl. She pulled her posts down, but was for a bit one of my favorites. You can see her pics here: [URL]escortprofile.xxx[/URL]/616-881-8322/ She was one of my first and she fit the bill for what I was looking for: Super skinny and lots of fun. She was into 420, which I don't care about either way. I met with her a few times and (before and after her tax payer paid over night stay) she always did what I wanted and she had a great look. Then she disappeared for a few months, and when she came back she was much heavier. And I mean a lot, for being a little girl she like doubled. I don't know what happened, but after finishing I felt kind of disgusted because I remembered how good she was and how bad she ended up. Not sure if she's still around or not.

6. Jen in Grand Rapids: She was awesome and one of my first. Met her in a few different locations as she was moving all around. She is the one with all the craziness a while back with her BF. Anyway, she was every bit as good as others have reviewed in the past. She was a great kisser and it got her really into the mood, she was really into making me feel good. I always left happy. She even let me BBFS her, which was awesome. But the last time I saw her a few months ago, she was very obviously preggo, but it didn't deter me because I've had a preggo partner in the past so it didn't turn me off. But, it wasn't what I was expecting, so I deleted her number because it was pretty deceitful to get me there and then pull out this big 6-month baby belly on me.

For anyone still reading after this long post, I have 2 questions I'm hoping you can answer:

1. Is this girl any good? She's absolutely perfect looking for my tastes and I'm hoping to have much more than just a massage with her (as she's listed through one of the local massage parlors). What are my chances? Your feedback on her? [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/petite-hazel-eyed-blonde/17493847[/URL].

2. I contacted Mercedes the other day and am wondering if she does anything BB or if all is covered. I am a BBFS kinda guy and hope she allows it. She wouldn't say over the phone or text.

[QUOTE=SomethingNewMi;2346880]
1. Is this girl any good? She's absolutely perfect looking for my tastes and I'm hoping to have much more than just a massage with her (as she's listed through one of the local massage parlors). What are my chances? Your feedback on her? [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/petite-hazel-eyed-blonde/17493847[/URL].

2. I contacted Mercedes the other day and am wondering if she does anything BB or if all is covered. I am a BBFS kinda guy and hope she allows it. She wouldn't say over the phone or text.[/QUOTE]Ally is / was a sweet girl. I saw her a couple times last summer. She fits all the criteria you have mentioned. The only problem is the ownership at e / w. From what I see Rob is an idiot who could not manage a turd down the toilet bowl. He has favorites and I don't think Ally is one of them. Ally looks exactly like her pictures, if breasts are not a big deal to you you won't be disappointed with her body. Good luck.

[QUOTE=SomethingNewMi;2346880]I'm not sure where she got the pics from either, maybe a friend or family member that's good looking. Because the pics don't show up under any search.

Well, I'm not sure what everyone here thinks about long posts, but I have a lot of experience and want to share, so here's another long one for you with a few different reviews mixed in. More to come in the next few days as I look through my notes on the girls I've seen.

I started off with going to a not awesome BP girl for FS, then right to the massage parlors (Panacea first) and progressed back up to FS girls on Backpage because I wanted more. Here are my experiences with the different girls, I know I can't remember them all, but I will try.

Preface: Haven't been to Panacea in a long time, so most likely these girls have moved on. Not sure though.

1. Tia at Panacea (not sure where she is now), 3 yrs ago. Pretty lackluster massage, very good looking girl. I like 'them small, so she fit the bill nicely. Flip was good and she allowed some roaming up top. I would repeat just because she was very good looking.

2. Some old lady at Panacea. She was reviewed way back on here and I did a walk-in so I got stuck with her myself. I haven't been there in over a year, so I don't know if she is still working or not (I doubt it). She was a TALKER. And she complained about other mongers complaining about her being old. She had some bolt-ons that were too big for her, but she really let 'them fly. Nice roaming all around, and she was good at helping me release, but she wouldn't shut up and really was quite old. Would not repeat.

3. Alise at Panacea ( 1. 5 yrs ago). She was pretty good looking but the massage was terrible (almost like just laying her hands on me) and the flip was mechanical at best. Sure, she could tug like all the others, but nothing special and very mechanical. Left feeling like I should have just done the job myself.

4. Bodyworkz by Lin: She was absolutely AWESOME in the beginning (saw her before and after she got her boob job, up until about 4 months ago). She has an absolutely perfect body and before she got the boobs she had some floppy mom mammaries, and I think she could be even better if she didn't get those huge (and hard) knockers that she has now. But I'm not a boob guy, so I really don't care. In the beginning she would get down to just her panties and even climb on the table and on top to help me release during the flip. But after the first 2 sessions the service slowly went down hill. I saw her probably 10 times and it started off with a session where she said she was double booked and could only do 30 min, so I reduced her pay by only. 2 and paid the normal amount (I wanted to keep the level of service, but wanted it apparent that I wasn't happy with the rushed session). The next time she wouldn't get on top, but said things like "next time we will (I'm paraphrasing here) have a face party". Subsequently, the remaining 5 visits she would do the same thing at the beginning of the session (different parts of each month, so I know it was BS). She would pull her pants partway down (for roaming) but keep her panties on and pull them out and say something like "shoot. " or "too bad" or "I wish I didn't have this". And I would play dumb and ask what and she would show me a maxi-pad in her panties, indicating to me she was being visited by "Aunt Flo". Well, it was a bunch of BS and a BS excuse to not have full roaming or table fun. She wouldn't even take her pants off, she would just pull 'them partway down so I could grab her butt. The last time was the last straw, where she had another rushed session and again an excuse about aunt flo. It's too bad, because she could be the best in town, but once she has you hooked she treats you like dirt. Also, she would call / text me to see if I wanted to come in. Luckily the wife didn't catch on. So beware. Note: She does give a great massage. It's the rest of it that is terrible. Here is her current ad: [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/youve-tried-the-rest-now-try-the-best/17112974[/URL].

5. Amanda. Backpage girl. She pulled her posts down, but was for a bit one of my favorites. You can see her pics here: [URL]escortprofile.xxx[/URL]/616-881-8322/ She was one of my first and she fit the bill for what I was looking for: Super skinny and lots of fun. She was into 420, which I don't care about either way. I met with her a few times and (before and after her tax payer paid over night stay) she always did what I wanted and she had a great look. Then she disappeared for a few months, and when she came back she was much heavier. And I mean a lot, for being a little girl she like doubled. I don't know what happened, but after finishing I felt kind of disgusted because I remembered how good she was and how bad she ended up. Not sure if she's still around or not.

6. Jen in Grand Rapids: She was awesome and one of my first. Met her in a few different locations as she was moving all around. She is the one with all the craziness a while back with her BF. Anyway, she was every bit as good as others have reviewed in the past. She was a great kisser and it got her really into the mood, she was really into making me feel good. I always left happy. She even let me BBFS her, which was awesome. But the last time I saw her a few months ago, she was very obviously preggo, but it didn't deter me because I've had a preggo partner in the past so it didn't turn me off. But, it wasn't what I was expecting, so I deleted her number because it was pretty deceitful to get me there and then pull out this big 6-month baby belly on me.

For anyone still reading after this long post, I have 2 questions I'm hoping you can answer:

1. Is this girl any good? She's absolutely perfect looking for my tastes and I'm hoping to have much more than just a massage with her (as she's listed through one of the local massage parlors). What are my chances? Your feedback on her? [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/petite-hazel-eyed-blonde/17493847[/URL].

2. I contacted Mercedes the other day and am wondering if she does anything BB or if all is covered. I am a BBFS kinda guy and hope she allows it. She wouldn't say over the phone or text.[/QUOTE]First let me say, it's much appreciated when you share a wealth of information. Kuddos to you for bringing your experience in before asking for ours. That being said, certain topics, like BBFS, are probably best handled through PM. When a woman chooses to use a condom and when she doesn't is entirely between her and whomever she chooses to engage in sexual activity with. Unless it's something that she's made public knowledge, making that public knowledge is very likely to mean issues for the woman.

[QUOTE=Grguy07;2347507]Ally is / was a sweet girl. I saw her a couple times last summer. She fits all the criteria you have mentioned. The only problem is the ownership at e / w. From what I see Rob is an idiot who could not manage a turd down the toilet bowl. He has favorites and I don't think Ally is one of them. Ally looks exactly like her pictures, if breasts are not a big deal to you you won't be disappointed with her body. Good luck.[/QUOTE]On witnessing's point, I am not implying ally does BB anything. I am a massage guy, generally not FS, so I'm saying she sounds like your type of girl.

[QUOTE=Witnessing;2347539]First let me say, it's much appreciated when you share a wealth of information. Kuddos to you for bringing your experience in before asking for ours. That being said, certain topics, like BBFS, are probably best handled through PM. When a woman chooses to use a condom and when she doesn't is entirely between her and whomever she chooses to engage in sexual activity with. Unless it's something that she's made public knowledge, making that public knowledge is very likely to mean issues for the woman.[/QUOTE]I must say that I respectfully disagree with witnessing on the subject of putting the details like BBFS in Pm's only. I think it is ok to let something like that be posted on the open board as this is all about sharing info with us mongers to keep us all informed and safe. I for one would want to know if a girl I see involves herself in this kind of behavior so I can decide if I want to take the risk with her for FS or any kind of service for that matter.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2347647]I must say that I respectfully disagree with witnessing on the subject of putting the details like BBFS in Pm's only. I think it is ok to let something like that be posted on the open board as this is all about sharing info with us mongers to keep us all informed and safe. I for one would want to know if a girl I see involves herself in this kind of behavior so I can decide if I want to take the risk with her for FS or any kind of service for that matter.[/QUOTE]Either way, I apologize if I stepped on any toes or made any faux pas. My only intention was to give as detailed review as possible to everyone here so you can make as informed decision on the girls you see as possible. Moving forward, just to keep the peace, I will make sure to leave that part off. If you want those details, feel free to catch me on PM's.

I am always looking for more BBFS girls, so if you have any please shoot me a PM and I will share what I have as well.

Thanks!

I could be wrong but I highly doubt that Mercedes will BB. I have known her from the days she was in Standale (years ago) to present. She has been all across the board hi to low as far as her locations. I would consider her to be a high volume provider so I don't think #1 she does BB and #2 would you really want to with a high volume provider?. Just sayin'.

And as a side note: HAS EVERYONE looked at the new Mercedes model? I mean DAMN! She has slimmed up big time. She talked about it some time ago and was on a mission. Mission success! I got to take a test drive again at the dealership soon!

N

[QUOTE=Naughty12;2347747]I could be wrong but I highly doubt that Mercedes will BB. I have known her from the days she was in Standale (years ago) to present. She has been all across the board hi to low as far as her locations. I would consider her to be a high volume provider so I don't think #1 she does BB and #2 would you really want to with a high volume provider?. Just sayin'.

And as a side note: HAS EVERYONE looked at the new Mercedes model? I mean DAMN! She has slimmed up big time. She talked about it some time ago and was on a mission. Mission success! I got to take a test drive again at the dealership soon!

N[/QUOTE]That's exactly what caught my attention! She's slimmed down from her old pics and now I'm hoping to take a test drive.

[QUOTE=BadBoyFourU;2335350]I will say this point blank, never pay in advance to any provider. I have ever know an advance pay or a loan after the fact that has turned out well. Not saying it has never happen, but I cannot recall ever hearing about a time where it has.[/QUOTE]Had a similar experience. She wanted me to pick up a cash card at Walgreens and message her the # on the card, then she would message back the hotel room. Told her I had the card and would send a pic of the cash register receipt, but said she needed the cash card #. Was kinda a long drive and the little guy went home very disappointed. From then on, I ask if contribution is cash.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2347647]I must say that I respectfully disagree with witnessing on the subject of putting the details like BBFS in Pm's only. I think it is ok to let something like that be posted on the open board as this is all about sharing info with us mongers to keep us all informed and safe. I for one would want to know if a girl I see involves herself in this kind of behavior so I can decide if I want to take the risk with her for FS or any kind of service for that matter.[/QUOTE]I totally agree, I have no interest in playing Russian Roulette and am astonished at those that do, but that is their thing not mine.

[QUOTE=LoveTheLips;2347647]I must say that I respectfully disagree with witnessing on the subject of putting the details like BBFS in Pm's only. I think it is ok to let something like that be posted on the open board as this is all about sharing info with us mongers to keep us all informed and safe. I for one would want to know if a girl I see involves herself in this kind of behavior so I can decide if I want to take the risk with her for FS or any kind of service for that matter.[/QUOTE]I always appreciate someone who can disagree, especially when they have a reasonable point. Sharing info is the main use of these boards.

I just feel like some providers will make decisions with certain men that they won't with others and don't want to lead people to believe certain things are available when they may not be for them. Hence why we have YMMV.