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[QUOTE=Zomgb;5381106][URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/sexxy-alyssa/022297780886[/URL]

Saw this girl pre pandemic and reported it here. She was on the far side of lehigh. She was a great lay, but I didn't return because she was $. 5 for a half, she was a full hour drive her dirty unkempt place and she didn't have any running water in her bathroom. She was a really good lay though. So. Contacted her this week and she's up to 300 now.

Probably to pay a plumber and a sheet rock guy? I did not get to see her again.[/QUOTE]This chick was always $100 and the menu was open, where in the fucking world do they get off thing there pussy has increased to be gold now. As all as it takes is one guy to pay this amount, and they think all of us are that stupid. Please always negotiate any price some escort will give you. Remember once they got you on the phone or what ever, they don't want to loose a sure thing, so now you are in the drivers seat. Even if you said good bye, they will probably call you or text you back and say well what are you able to afford. There you go and now you dedicate the sum. Good luck guys.

[QUOTE=ThickAndCream9;5383007]Yes in deed, if you were a tree trimmer or a sheet rock guy, you would make a fortune over her house. Lately 6/2/21 my prices have gone up slightly. Slightly mother fucker, since I have had your pussy it must have turned into a Gold Nugget or something. Wish my fucking stocks would go up that much. You got to be kidding if you guys pay what they ask first. Please don't, its like Mexico everything is Negotiable, so take if from a seasoned monger and a fact. Ciao fellow mongers.[/QUOTE]Now that's fucking funny! Thanks for the laugh dude.

[QUOTE=ThickAndCream9;5382999]When the Thick man is in Bonita, its either to buy a gun or get a taste of some Goulash. So I pleased both of us, the big head bought a gun. Thank you Rural King, and gave the little head some Anna or Red Raspberry as some of you know. God dam those stars they haven't gotten any shorter, and feel a lot long going up. But not coming down LOL. What can I say, Anna is always smiling and greats you with a hug and a great DFK like always. Her place is like her, everything in the wright place and very clean and tasty. I love the way Anna always undresses me, first unbuttoning my shirt, gradually rubbing my crotch with a little smirk. I don't know how she does it, but she can have my cock in her hand faster then I can take it out. Now that my friends is being very (Ambidextrous). She tells me how she has missed him, shit I don't lately he's been getting me in a lot of trouble. Some other time will explain. Anna gives such good head, its like the roll over at a massage parlor but a lot sooner. Beautiful natural tits, as some of you know that have been with her, and trims her pussy now, it looked like a Christmas tree, little early might I say LOL. Had to go down there and see if there were any Christmas balls on the tree, and nothing but a very nice smelling and tasting clit. I love fucking this woman, because afterwards we lay there and talk, and I do mean like old friends. Which I think we do become when visiting so many times, with certain escorts. Great time was had, little guy throw up, so I guess it was time to say good bye. Never rushed and asked if I wanted to sit and have some coffee with her. Nice gesture, but have to be some were and would have loved to. When you fellow mongers see her, always treat her with respect (as Aretha would say) Ciao for now fellow mongers and stay safe and be careful.[/QUOTE]I visited her last week based off your info and again, you were dead on. Had a great time. The only issue I had was I dropped your name and she did not stop telling me what a great guy you were, during the deed, after the deed. LOL I appreciate the information brother.

Anyone tried to birdie this one?

Can't count on anything this one says. Never on time. Cannot be trusted at all. She is way out there to. Use to be real deal, but you know how that goes.

[QUOTE=LittleFish74;5383480]Anyone tried to birdie this one?[/QUOTE]That looks like a my teeth are horrible type of smile.

[QUOTE=UncleBudd333;5383894]Can't count on anything this one says. Never on time. Cannot be trusted at all. She is way out there to. Use to be real deal, but you know how that goes.[/QUOTE]Yeah I bailed when other member reported her drug use of Fent on his premises.

Do you have a link or contact info for this one?

[QUOTE=ThickAndCream9;5382999]When the Thick man is in Bonita, its either to buy a gun or get a taste of some Goulash. So I pleased both of us, the big head bought a gun. Thank you Rural King, and gave the little head some Anna or Red Raspberry as some of you know. God dam those stars they haven't gotten any shorter, and feel a lot long going up. But not coming down LOL. What can I say, Anna is always smiling and greats you with a hug and a great DFK like always. Her place is like her, everything in the wright place and very clean and tasty. I love the way Anna always undresses me, first unbuttoning my shirt, gradually rubbing my crotch with a little smirk. I don't know how she does it, but she can have my cock in her hand faster then I can take it out. Now that my friends is being very (Ambidextrous). She tells me how she has missed him, shit I don't lately he's been getting me in a lot of trouble. Some other time will explain. Anna gives such good head, its like the roll over at a massage parlor but a lot sooner. Beautiful natural tits, as some of you know that have been with her, and trims her pussy now, it looked like a Christmas tree, little early might I say LOL. Had to go down there and see if there were any Christmas balls on the tree, and nothing but a very nice smelling and tasting clit. I love fucking this woman, because afterwards we lay there and talk, and I do mean like old friends. Which I think we do become when visiting so many times, with certain escorts. Great time was had, little guy throw up, so I guess it was time to say good bye. Never rushed and asked if I wanted to sit and have some coffee with her. Nice gesture, but have to be some were and would have loved to. When you fellow mongers see her, always treat her with respect (as Aretha would say) Ciao for now fellow mongers and stay safe and be careful.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ThickAndCream9;5382999]When the Thick man is in Bonita, its either to buy a gun or get a taste of some Goulash.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BigDSrq;5384965]Do you have a link or contact info for this one?[/QUOTE][URL]https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort-myers/female-escorts/1466339[/URL]

So I thought I'd take one for the team and go see this young lady today.

The ad was on Adult Search but when I went to get the link, it now shows an as in Miami and not Naples.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/florida/miami/female-escorts/2332104[/URL]

I was quoted $. 5 for 39 minutes and was given directions to her incall apartment in Naples off of Imokolee East of 75. The apartment complex was sketchy and I got a bad vibe instantly.

I texted for apartment number and no reply. So then I text for a recent picture holding a piece of paper with today's date and no reply.

Then I get a reply that asks how I'm going to pay.

I reply "cash".

Her reply was, I'll meet you down stairs before you come to my apartment.

I reply "no thank you" and I left.

Ad description says she's white but pictures clearly look like an asian lady.

BEWARE!

[QUOTE=LittleFish74;5383480]Anyone tried to birdie this one?[/QUOTE]Oh yeah, avoid. San Carlos area. Bangs you in her closet. Moby tried it, couldn't jizz. He bailed.

[QUOTE=ThickAndCream9;5383023]This chick was always $100 and the menu was open, where in the fucking world do they get off thing there pussy has increased to be gold now. As all as it takes is one guy to pay this amount, and they think all of us are that stupid. Please always negotiate any price some escort will give you. Remember once they got you on the phone or what ever, they don't want to loose a sure thing, so now you are in the drivers seat. Even if you said good bye, they will probably call you or text you back and say well what are you able to afford. There you go and now you dedicate the sum. Good luck guys.[/QUOTE]And to make matters worse she is only doing cardates / outcalls for that donation. No, no, no.

[QUOTE=BigDSrq;5384965]Do you have a link or contact info for this one?[/QUOTE][URL]https://adultsearch.com/florida/fort-myers/female-escorts/1466339[/URL]

[QUOTE=BiggDogg70;5208938]You got me. I was so hyped to have a good experience after all the crappy ones that I left out the details. The hotness level is subjective so I won't delve too deep there. Just think hot Brazilian. Let's just say the face is attractive, but not stunning and the body is amazing but not perfect. Thin and curvy. Nice man mades. Great ass. Great legs. Performance was super sensual. Very comfortable with exploring her own body as well as mine. Great BBBJ with DT and attention to the boys. DATY was super clean and responsive. All positions available but built for doggie. Greek not on the table for the first go around for sure but who knows what the future holds. Exudes sensuality. It is just the way she moves and acts. She is very intelligent. No bad habits. English is a struggle but Google solves that. One of the few providers I have seen that I would actually enjoy getting to know better. As for the donation $$$.5 and worth every dime. Well I hope this redeems me as a Sr. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Do you remember her name? The link isn't working. Thanks.

Going to be in fort Myers in a few weeks to pick up a boat. Thinking of seeing one of the two better providers in the area. Both Red Ras and Roxanne have great Ter reviews and plenty of them and are discussed a lot on this forum. The problem is there is little info on services provided, many reviews but "don't know" if they do greek? Prices are high for the hour rate and I'm sure they're worth it. Can't get that info off either ad. Is greek on the table for either and is there a upcharge?