Is anyone going to post any reviews or are you all just going to continue to ***** at each other?
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Is anyone going to post any reviews or are you all just going to continue to ***** at each other?
[QUOTE=Je2010;1471783]Is anyone going to post any reviews or are you all just going to continue to ***** at each other?[/QUOTE]I wish we could review something, but there is only one AMP open in DC that I know of, and its only HE Northern Virginia style everything else is closed. Only independents available, and that could go in the BP or Escort section.
Sad times.
DI
[QUOTE=Je2010;1471783]Is anyone going to post any reviews or are you all just going to continue to ***** at each other?[/QUOTE]Hey look there are reasonable people here. Finally someone that gets it. Not some want to be thugs saying mean s*t just to try to look hard on a forum. You ladies really think you intimidate me? You just lost some good Intel is all and it was free what a deal and a huge fail on your part IMO. Next time someone is offering to hook you guys up I hope you treat them with more courtesy instead of trying to show off your chest pounding cause that's so ghetto. Maybe some of you have all your connections here already but there are people that could have benefited from my finding. I know I could have when I first started out.
Have a great weekend.
GB
I went to check a place out in Annandale off of Backlick Road. That was closed last month due to plumbing. Anyways their parking lot looked full so I decided to wait till a few guys left so I had a cig. I should have know by the unhappy expression on the patrons faces that something was up. So after the lot clears a bit I go up and ring the bell. Tina greeted me and walked me in. She's seemed like a nice lady in her early to late forties. The body on her was amazing she's about 5' 32-34 be 22-32 Kinda had a surfers body great legs and a gentle touch. She gave me a real long table shower with decent attention to my boys I fell asleep. Then she dried me and took me too the room for a massage. Now here is were it goes from good to bad (warning "up sell" coming up). Her massage was basically a poke here and a gentle rub there boring and well I tried to make the best of it but she was just too new or maybe she was having some sort of pains herself she was also very quit. Then came the flip and she grabbed my boys and started to stroke the shaft and tip with lotion and she looks at me and says you have tip for me. I said yes baby its on the table. Gentlemen now I always leave the money on the table I don't know how you do it I just always do it that way and the good one always know. Either she was being polite or again was too new at the biz to notice my intentions but she looked at the forty and said whats this? I smiled and said that's your tip baby she then points at my mast and said "for this? Nooooo". Now I am ok will a little wiggle room so she's like I take everything off and then stroke you for 80 I'm like no sorry I don't pay that. She now backs off my man. She becomes very business forward and starts to dry my man up. I am like why would I pay you 80 to stroke me off when I always pay forty. Sixty depending on the service. She's like how much you got I said I got enough to take care of you she's like you come back next time with more money I take care of you (shit I had $$$$ in the car). At this point I'm loosing interest fast and rather let her self destruct this transaction. I'm like ok well I will take care of you next time I come here then. She gets real sweet with me but I know she wants a tip for a terrible up sell and not even happy ending (was she really going to let me leave w / o a happy?) and to be honest her poor up sell approach was a big turn off. Apparently some other girl told her I tipped her 80 once and she was expecting that too. So that is the reason for her being so aggressive over money with me. Now I have not been there for a while and I think she's using that as a line but I do frequent a lot of NOVA spa's and I would not be surprised if I was recognized by a former provider. Anyways watch out for this one YMMV but I don't like cold business manner she has. This is the second time I have had to walked out w / o leaving a tip. I won't pay for the experience she ruined by her greed. I do tip 80 but I got a lot more than a tug and Tina might have been one to go FS but I did not want to find out cause I was not that attracted to her to fork over the $$ that I could see in her glistening eyes as she talked to me about money. As I walked out she did not make a scene or call for mama san as I would expect a pro to do. In fact I opened the door to our room as I was dressing so others could her her cry to me about why no tip. I wanted to tell mamma san what happened but she seemed like she did not want anyone to know of what had just transpired and I am not one to stick around for any drama. Next time I come back there maybe in a few months after I visited a few others I will have a talk with mamma san. IMO she was new to the biz or just used to having her way with men.
Happy hunting
Hi guys, I would like some help finding a good mp in the DC downtown area. It's been 4 years since I've been here and last time I had the pleasure of visiting 14K, that place was off the charts. I know it's closed but hoping to find an mp with kind of quality. I am from So. Cal and if any of you visit the OC I will give you good info on where to go.
Thanks.
Asian Lover
[QUOTE=Asian Lover; 1478389]Hi guys, I would like some help finding a good mp in the DC downtown area. It's been 4 years since I've been here and last time I had the pleasure of visiting 14K, that place was off the charts. I know it's closed but hoping to find an mp with kind of quality. I am from So. Cal and if any of you visit the OC I will give you good info on where to go.
Thanks.
Asian Lover[/QUOTE]Very limited. Go to VA or MD. There are lot more options.
[QUOTE=EnjoyYourMeal;1480457]They're really all pretty much equally good. Be sure to report back.[/QUOTE]EJM, you've had 8 of your 23 posts deleted by the moderator, and another dozen were either overlooked, or just below the threshold of being deleted. You've put up only one actual review, and perhaps two "helpful" posts in all the time you've been here. These are outweighed by the maliciousness of misleading posts. It's also bad hospitality to abuse a senior visiting from another city.
Instead of trying to be a sardonic, witty observer of the Sisyphean struggles and foibles of the human race, an avocation at which you're not succeeding, how about grabbing an end of the rope and helping to pull some of the weight?
[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1481349]EJM, you've had 8 of your 23 posts deleted by the moderator, and anothe[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]
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On Wednesday I was cruising the loop. Around 4:30AM till around 5:30AM. Nothing to write home about and I mean absolutely nothing. There were a few BSW, a HSW, and a WSW. None nice looking enough to even pump gas for me. Not that they had ugly faces but for me when you have a two spare tires around your stomach its a major turn off for me. Obviously others felt that way too as no one was going for the gold. A huge sewage treatment truck also passed through the loop but the truck was huge and caused major backup as the vehicle took up an entire lane and a half. Finally he pulled into an alley and things resumed. Still all the talent or talent worth a look was either gone or not out for the night. LEO was out but not so many, just one in a vehicle and one on a bike towards the end of the morning (As the sun was coming up).
I'm in DC today. Thinking of going to the old place off K, way upstairs.
The place that's been there forever.
Several recent bad reviews in another site (old providers, bad service).
Confirmations? Rebuttals?
Thanks.
Like much if not all of DC itself, all reports for several years now is of a drastic downsizing of the scope of the menu from back in its glorydays.
[QUOTE=John2526; 1482445]I'm in DC today. Thinking of going to the old place off K, way upstairs.
The place that's been there forever.
Several recent bad reviews in another site (old providers, bad service).
Confirmations? Rebuttals?
Thanks.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=John2526; 1482445]I'm in DC today. Thinking of going to the old place off K, way upstairs.
The place that's been there forever.
Several recent bad reviews in another site (old providers, bad service).
Confirmations? Rebuttals?
Thanks.[/QUOTE]DC AMPs as you remember them are basically history. Your best bet is to either drive up towards B'more or acquire another mode of entertainment.
[QUOTE=John2526; 1482445]I'm in DC today. Thinking of going to the old place off K, way upstairs.
The place that's been there forever.
Several recent bad reviews in another site (old providers, bad service).
Confirmations? Rebuttals?
Thanks.[/QUOTE]If you mean Vermont Therapy, its handshake only every time I've been there, its actually the only place that know is still open. There is one up on Wisconsin or Connecticut, but I forget, never been there and it was weird, you had to call ahead first. Better to hit Baltimore and Virginia if you're in a pinch.
[QUOTE=Drunker Irish;1482705]If you mean Vermont Therapy, its handshake only every time I've been there, its actually the only place that know is still open. There is one up on Wisconsin or Connecticut, but I forget, never been there and it was weird, you had to call ahead first. Better to hit Baltimore and Virginia if you're in a pinch.[/QUOTE]I decided to check it out, and it was as I expected. Good for what it was. Sunny was the M and provider. Older, but cute enough and very skilled.
H&H is where you're thinking of. Stand up shower or this odd flotation thing (no TS). Older (but friendly and skilled providers). Expected tip is $, on top of the $70 house fee. Went a couple of times a couple of years ago. Doubt I'll be back.
[QUOTE=John2526;1482716]H&H is where you're thinking of. Stand up shower or this odd flotation thing (no TS). Older (but friendly and skilled providers). Expected tip is $, on top of the $70 house fee. Went a couple of times a couple of years ago. Doubt I'll be back.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report.
No, not H&H, this is an AMP in a row house. Weird set-up, as its pretty residential and doesn't' look like an AMP at all. I stopped by once and it was call ahead, then a provider shows-up. I wasn't going to hang around outside and wait, so I left.