Massage Parlor Reports

Long time lurker, first time reporter. Tried the Health Spa on Damen. Got Lisa? didn't want to keep asking her name until I could understand it. Anyway thirtyish, kind of cute, not too skinny, very friendly. Opted for the hour (60) without the additional ten bucks for the table shower. Massage was ok, nice touch, on the flip asked if I wanted HR and I said, of course, also asked if she should undress, I said , of course. No negotiation at all. Got completely nude and I asked if i could massage her, she said yes, was even eager to lie on the table. Think she might have had a long day. I told her she should be paying me for this. Hands roamed everywhere, and I mean everywhere, she flipped and really seemed to be enjoying it, ( I know, could be an act but I was enjoying it too much to care). Then let me back on the table where she sat at the end of the table with her legs wrapped around mine, and rubbed one out for me. All in all, very enjoyable. Afterwords I felt generous and was grateful for the no negotiation part, slipped her a fifty. Couldn't tell if she was disappointed or not but didn't say so. I will surely go back, that is, if they aren't out of business by then.

[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]This is the most ridiculous front page news item I've ever seen. People get brutally shot and or/murdered in Englewood on a weekly basis and you don't hear about it in the news, yet some old broad allegedly rubs one out of some guy in suburbia and it's deemed headline news.[/QUOTE]

It is easy to catch a person in a 6 x 8 room instead of chasing someone down the alley. That's to much work and they would miss the donut call.

[QUOTE=Mj138]Who knows er, from the Trib today:

January 20, 2010 12:46 PM | No Comments | UPDATED STORY

An undercover investigation has resulted in the arrest of a 63-year-old woman on prostitution charges at a Buffalo Grove spa.

Myeong Hi Lim, of the 2600 block of South Cedar Glen Drive in Arlington Heights, was charged last week with prostitution and violating Buffalo Grove's massage ordinance.

Police received a complaint of illicit activity at a strip mall on the 1100 block of Weiland Road, Sgt. Michael Szos said.

Lim is due in Lake County Circuit Court on Feb. 2 on the prostitution charge.[/QUOTE]

Did a Google on her name. Sun Times had a photo of her. Damn. She would have to pay me. Second thought, seeing her, I would of walked out. Post else where talked about Q Spa and the old bags there, he walked. Same with Crane on S side. Old bag, don't waste you time or money there either.

Barney

[QUOTE=Scooter Pie7]Just as an FYI, there is a uniform store right next door to the massage school. Guess what kind of uniforms they sell, thats right LE uniforms. Lots of times there are marked and unmarked LE vehicles parked out front and in back. I'm not saying to avoid the school. Just becarful. I like to visit after the uniform shop is closed and there are no LE vehicles or personel around.[/QUOTE]

My first trip to the school was back in April... really enjoyed it, and had a good girl.. don't remember her name or anything... But it was a Friday night at about 2AM or so.

Right before I walked out, LEO had just pulled up.. causing mamasan to seem worried. There were two uniformed in one marked cruiser. Anyways, they started talking to me, and asked if they were open at that time of night. I said yeah, and they asked if it was all women. I told them that I presumed so, but since it's a school, they probably have men and women. They asked about the race of the girl, and I got the inclination that they were actually interested, not trying to pull something. I told them she was asian, then they asked if she was hot, which I told them "yes" to that too. They started doing the whole "aww yeah" thing towards each other and asked if I got to see her goodies. I just laughed. They're like "Did you get a happy ending? Do they really do that??" And I laughed just shook my head laughing. Then they were rambling about going there on a night off. They were like "come on man, did she yank ya?" And I said in a obviously smartass way "Of course not! Who doesn't go to get a completely legit massage at 2am?" And then we said our good-nights and parted ways. I think they were truly looking for relief themselves!

[QUOTE=PussyPoker]It is easy to catch a person in a 6 x 8 room instead of chasing someone down the alley. That's to much work and they would miss the donut call.[/QUOTE]Also easier and safer to bust a 63 year old Chinese granny than trying to take down a bunch of armed 21 year old gangbangers who will probably shoot back. Makes bigger headlines, too, especially out in the sleepy burbs where nothing ever happens except some kids smoking weed and a few domestic spats.

She's posting her picture on CL now. I very much got the impression that she was legit when I went. If anyone knows differently, PM me!

On a side note, I hate a really good time with Nate at the school. She's shy, but opens up if you talk to her right.

I went to the place on CL at Peterson and Western. Decent massage, but there are several people that live at the apartment. I had to say hi to several people sitting around watching tv, which was akward as fuck.

First of all I have never been to the School so I am not familiar with the surroundings.

However, NEVER EVER EVER admit to LE what you are doing. theymay have seemed friendly and seemed to be seeking advice, but, I doubt it. They may have been investigating and it would seem to be a smart way to obtain info - just wait for someone to exit and act friendly toward them and ask questions.

IMO they WERE investigating and seeking info about what happens at the location so that they may send their undercover jags in.

I always read good things about the School. I just hope that it's ending is not near

[QUOTE=SpokenOne69] NEVER EVER EVER admit to LE what you are doing. theymay have seemed friendly and seemed to be seeking advice, but, I doubt it. They may have been investigating and it would seem to be a smart way to obtain info - just wait for someone to exit and act friendly toward them and ask questions. [/QUOTE]

But LE really are your friends, just ask the ones here on this board. ;) Really, really...

Decided to take a stroll down Westernly Lane and stop to see Lupi (sp.) at Bella. Typical. 6 door fee which led to a surprisingly good massage that anyone would appreciate and look forward to next time.

The flip resulted in a similarly good upper body massage and the beginnings of a simple question. HE or no HE. What's a guy to do? I accepted her wonderful offer and enjoyed the massage to the last drop!. 4 and decided to make a return visit once funds become available.

[QUOTE=Khai Yai]But LE really are your friends, just ask the ones here on this board. ;) Really, really...[/QUOTE]That was actually quite a long time ago, and I was of course wise enough to not admit to anything.. I'm not going to get popped on account of my own stupidity. AGES ago, I know someone who went to a place and LEO stopped him outside, and tried to make him admit to what went on, but they weren't friendly or kind.. threatened to arrest him on solicitation if he didn't fess up. He stuck to his guns and they couldn't do a thing.

Anyone have any idea what happened at B and B in Chinatown this evening? Be careful people...

Where is this place?

[QUOTE=Skoo Kill]Where is this place?[/QUOTE]
On Damen Avenue.

Why? What did you see. Did anyone else find out what happened??


[QUOTE=Khai Yai]Anyone have any idea what happened at B and B in Chinatown this evening? Be careful people...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Skoo Kill]Where is this place?[/QUOTE]
1808 Damen. West side of the street.