Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=OverPowerd; 1467824]Hummm I know I want in your inner circle too ya know so pm me and if you have the right amount of posts and I see that your pasts posts are sexy and informative I will feed you info of my recent blessing.

If I don't reply please don't feel hurt cause I think I will cap my reply off to the top "Two" (after all this is my playground were talking about here I don't need no parade backing up my schedule).

I got to go out no time for proof reading sry and nice to meet you guys and gals.[/QUOTE]We're to write him, and he will share with the two of us whose credentials he finds most "sexy."

Sorry, with the credibility of one vague post, I don't think many seniors are going to jump through your hoops.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1468097]We're to write him, and he will share with the two of us whose credentials he finds most "sexy."

Sorry, with the credibility of one vague post, I don't think many seniors are going to jump through your hoops.[/QUOTE]atBunker: I guess only time will tell. OK I respect your opinion even tho I think you are mistaken about me. I retract my offer "for now" (I wanted to use my finding to gain cred but I don't mind doing it the long way) and will just post my findings on the forums and we will build this relation ship over time. Thank you guys see you on the forums.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1468097]We're to write him, and he will share with the two of us whose credentials he finds most "sexy."

Sorry, with the credibility of one vague post, I don't think many seniors are going to jump through your hoops.[/QUOTE]OverPowerd:

Hold your breath. We'll get back to you.

[QUOTE=Geoleo2083;1463466]Nobody addressed he question though. Anybody seen her or know what an upgrade might run?[/QUOTE]Someone did respond. FS is available but at a steep price for this provider. I think they said $3 bills. She is a little over weight and although not ugly, I wouldn't call her cute by a long shot. For that price you can get some top shelf Poon-Tang.

[QUOTE=OverPowerd; 1467824]I have many mental disorders

Chaio for now[/QUOTE]Yes, yes you do have many mental disorders. You sound like my ex-wife.

You get one response to a troll from me for shits and giggles.

And not ciao for now, Ciao for good. Buh-bye.

DI

[QUOTE=The Big Man;1468171]Someone did respond. FS is available but at a steep price for this provider. I think they said $3 bills. She is a little over weight and although not ugly, I wouldn't call her cute by a long shot. For that price you can get some top shelf Poon-Tang.[/QUOTE]The link now goes to her sister's ad. Looks like they are sharing a BP account. The older heavier one has been here for a while. The younger one used visit from NC but she moved here I guess. They previously offered doubles. The younger one that goes by Van looks top shelf. I dig muscular chicks though. I have turned enough massage girls who swear they have never offered FS to know that's never the case. I just won't pay the 3 bills to do it though.

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-lady-wants-to-make-you-feel-good-all-over-32/7961327[/url]

I would gladly pay AMP rates for her.

I finally checked out TK as I'm usually not in that area. I was provided Sunny, mid to early 40's with long curly hair. I got a great massage with some back-walking. .7 house, $.0 tip. Shower is available in the hour.

Brothers,

Lived in DC a decade ago (been to green, supra, Rio, m, k, Penn ave, etc.) and back for a short visit (until Fri). Would a brother please PM me if any of the above have lights? If not, any recommendations on drama free company for outcall would be appreciated. Favors returned for intel.

[QUOTE=Helibro; 1469683]Brothers,

Lived in DC a decade ago (been to green, supra, Rio, m, k, Penn ave, etc.) and back for a short visit (until Fri). Would a brother please PM me if any of the above have lights? If not, any recommendations on drama free company for outcall would be appreciated. Favors returned for intel.[/QUOTE]All closed.

don't do outcall so can't help there.

[QUOTE=Geoleo2083; 1468384]The link now goes to her sister's ad. Looks like they are sharing a BP account. The older heavier one has been here for a while. The younger one used visit from NC but she moved here I guess. They previously offered doubles. The younger one that goes by Van looks top shelf. I dig muscular chicks though. I have turned enough massage girls who swear they have never offered FS to know that's never the case. I just won't pay the 3 bills to do it though.

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sexy-lady-wants-to-make-you-feel-good-all-over-32/7961327[/url]

I would gladly pay AMP rates for her.[/QUOTE]I think the Van girls split up. I see the thinner nicer one is in College Park. The place in Greenbelt belongs to the heavier one. I guess the relationship soured (What a shocker) Also they are not sisters; just chicks that work together.

I agree with you though. I would hit the muscular one.

[QUOTE=Helibro; 1469683]Brothers,

Lived in DC a decade ago (been to green, supra, Rio, m, k, Penn ave, etc.) and back for a short visit (until Fri). Would a brother please PM me if any of the above have lights? If not, any recommendations on drama free company for outcall would be appreciated. Favors returned for intel.[/QUOTE]I think one called Shell Green is open. It is on North Capital at the corner of P nw. I think. Never been before but have read about it a few time. Do a little google searching for the number you will find it, I am not sure of what it is. I have not been to a parlor for a long time.

[QUOTE=OverPowerd; 1467824]Humm the title is very appropriate I have long spent my time in the shadows of this forum and learned much from many of you. Now its time you ravage my mind however only as much as I will allow. I will save you my fantastic life story as a super hero by day and a bong artist by night. But I will tell you that I have taken your advise and have grown by leaps and bounds and now I am ready to report. However how does one like myself get deflowered? Hummm I know I want in your inner circle too ya know so pm me and if you have the right amount of posts and I see that your pasts posts are sexy and informative I will feed you info of my recent blessing.

If I don't reply please don't feel hurt cause I think I will cap my reply off to the top "Two" (after all this is my playground were talking about here I don't need no parade backing up my schedule). I will leave it up to them to distribute this knowledge to the masses.

OK now for a little freebee to the masses I recently visited a therapeutic spot a few weeks ago in Annandale not far from ill Mee that deserves some looking into lets just say I got the best massage from Lilly she has the best smallest hands and a great technique everyone was friendly and the cantered to me with compassion and a very mi casa es tu casa attitude. I like this place it seems standard but YMMV however its not my main spot.

P. S For this and all my future posts please excuse my grammar I have many mental disorders that prevent me from forming proper sentences (I suffer from a rare from of mal-edubacation, ADD, Dyslexia, WOW, and I could keep going).

Chaio for now

I got to go out no time for proof reading sry and nice to meet you guys and gals.[/QUOTE]You are just plain stupid. Before you waste a lot of time on this board, I suggest you at least learn some basic English (including spelling) and then go get some help for whatever other afflictions, deficiencies, or shortcomings you may have. Then, and only then, should you either find someone to fuck or (better yet) go fuck yourself.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1469959]You are just plain stupid. Before you waste a lot of time on this board, I suggest you at least learn some basic English (including spelling) and then go get some help for whatever other afflictions, deficiencies, or shortcomings you may have. Then, and only then, should you either find someone to fuck or (better yet) go fuck yourself.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]Guess you can't be friendly and kid around here too many tight asses LOL. As I said I am a long time admire of this forum. I would request that you pm me any comments instead of filling up vital board space with your presumed grander no one comes here to see you type drama. You guys are just making your selves look bad now LOL.

Thank you in advance.

Op

[QUOTE=Majaja;1469944]I think one called Shell Green is open. It is on North Capital at the corner of P nw. I think. Never been before but have read about it a few time. Do a little google searching for the number you will find it, I am not sure of what it is. I have not been to a parlor for a long time.[/QUOTE]Its closed.

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1469959]You are just plain stupid. Before you waste a lot of time on this board, I suggest you at least learn some basic English (including spelling) and then go get some help for whatever other afflictions, deficiencies, or shortcomings you may have. Then, and only then, should you either find someone to fuck or (better yet) go fuck yourself.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]Lex, did you notice following from his post.

[QUOTE]If I don't reply please don't feel hurt cause I think I will cap my reply off to the top "Two" (after all this is my playground were talking about here I don't need no parade backing up my schedule). I will leave it up to them to distribute this knowledge to the masses.[/QUOTE]This "OverPowerd" seems lunatic, he had 3 posts and he is acting like he knows everything, plus, he is giving information about a dump in Annandale. Thanks buddy we don't need you help.