Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BooBoo24;7522397]I do love the cocktails, but haven't had any weed in like 7-8 years. But I read a review recently where the dude said he got high and went to the spa, that could be fun. Especially in a 4, 6, or 8 hand session! I may have to try that soon...in the middle of the day! I just have to figure out how to get weed in Florida, I feel like buying pussy's easier. Hahaha![/QUOTE]Haha, yeah buying pussy is pretty easy, and I have a medical marijuana card, which basically anyone can get. That shit cracks me up how easy that is, you make an appointment at one of the cannabis consultant places and they do a 3 to 5 minute appointment with you asking why you need it (can't sleep, have anxiety,) and then what do you know, you walk out of there with a card and you can go right to the dispensary and buy whatever you want.

[QUOTE=AmazingRoot56;7522388]I got word that bella is back at m & why is thus true?[/QUOTE]If you're talking about tiny little Bella with the pretty eyes, big natural titties for a small girl and straight black hair, she text me earlier today that she's back from China and in New York, so I don't think she's at M and why.

[QUOTE=BooBoo24;7522397]I do love the cocktails, but haven't had any weed in like 7-8 years. But I read a review recently where the dude said he got high and went to the spa, that could be fun. Especially in a 4, 6, or 8 hand session! I may have to try that soon...in the middle of the day! I just have to figure out how to get weed in Florida, I feel like buying pussy's easier. Hahaha![/QUOTE]Take a gummie before you head over.

[QUOTE=BooBoo24;7522397]I do love the cocktails, but haven't had any weed in like 7-8 years. But I read a review recently where the dude said he got high and went to the spa, that could be fun. Especially in a 4, 6, or 8 hand session! I may have to try that soon...in the middle of the day! I just have to figure out how to get weed in Florida, I feel like buying pussy's easier. Hahaha![/QUOTE]Just ask some of those Orlando girls you review. Zero risk, you already committing a crime and I've shared my pen with a couple of them at the back door of Tokyo when the east side was dead. A lot of those girls love weed more than a good review

also makes a memorable tip that pays dividends upon returning if you can score your own

[QUOTE=MarkGew;7522594]Just ask some of those Orlando girls you review. Zero risk, you already committing a crime and I've shared my pen with a couple of them at the back door of Tokyo when the east side was dead. A lot of those girls love weed more than a good review

also makes a memorable tip that pays dividends upon returning if you can score your own[/QUOTE]Yeah man, I agree. I have done the same thing with these girls. Sometimes let them hit my pen in the room or I've even smoked out with them outside late after they close (they do love their weed) They like their Heineken and coronas and wine as well. I've learned you have to be careful drinking liquor with them because most of them are barely over 100 pounds and one or two strong drink is fun but more than that they might be too drunk. LOL. But they can hammer down two bottles of wine between four of them easy.

I give Jasmine five stars today.

Went by yesterday, Friday around six.

On the way there, driving the 408, my battery light starts flashing, oh joy.

As I got to the colonial Drive exit, of course is rush-hour and all backed up.

Battery light still flickering. With the traffic. , it was very challenging to make my way to the far left lane, as you have to do a you-turn in about two lights up. I come to the you-turn and again traffic all backed up. , and yet another massive challenge of making it now to the far right lane within a quarter mile. Made it over after a few horn honking and finger flickings. Now my whole dashboard is flashing on and off. I decided to back into parking so in case the battery died, I could get a jump. I get backed up 80% into the parking space and my SUV dies. Would not start up to back in further. , but at least I wasn't sticking out, right at the parking strip outer edge. Oh well, I have business to do so, I'll deal with that later.

Walked in and was greeted by Jasmine, who was waiting for me as I had text her ahead of time. We made out DFK in the hallway and Jasmine was groping my cock, as she guided me into the room. Immediately. , pull my cock out of my pants and gave him a kiss, and said long time no see baby. Nice greeting. She was wearing a hot little red mini dress that truly accented her sexy little Malaysian body. I gave her her $240 as she left to prepare the shower.

She came back to get me as I'm sitting on the table, naked with my cock pointing at her, she grabbed him and kissed him and elephant walked me to the shower.

Great time in the shower with this sexy little thing. We were talking and catching up, she slipping, sliding all over me on my back, does a little Tuma. Time for the flip, more slipping and sliding, PtoP, feed me her beautiful MM tits. She then slides down for the preview. BBBJ, given me intense eye contact. She then swings around and sits on my face for 69, as I get to nibble her pussy and finger her pretty little asshole.

Getting dangerously close to the edge, give her a slap on her ass to tap out.

We dry and head back to the room.

Jasmine has me lay down and just gives me a nice five minute teasing massage with soft fingers on my lower back and ass, feathering around my balls and ass. She gets me up on all fours and gives me a nice jazzy sexy rusty trombone. Hey now!

I'm hungry, so I flip her over to her back and I kneel down and it's time for a big meal of DATY, and eating her ass. This goes on for about 15 minutes with her moans and quivers. I said time to fuck, and she said yes, and she thanked me for making her pussy feel so good.

Prior to the condom, she lays down so I can face fuck her and the Tiffany possession me playing with her pussy and ass. She didn't add to the Tiffany position, she does the Tiffany Jasmine possession, where she rolls puts her knees on my shoulders, so I can eat out her ass and pussy, how does shit, she asked me to push the bed back at an angle close to the wall to my back, she does it again and now her feet are on the wall while I'm fucking her mouth and eating, my fill. She puts on the condom, with her mouth during all that commotion, lays down for standing Mish, her pussy is so nice and warm and tight as I start slow, stroking slowly, building up the pace. Time to flip her for doggy, I wanted to see that pretty little ass of hers. I slip inside again. , and damn her pussy is so warm on this cold day. I put my thumb in her ass and pump away, she's loving it, do this for five minutes, and I start to tire, so I tell her make me cum with your mouth.

I lay down and she's kneeling on the bed sideways, sucking away, with my thumb in her asshole, and two fingers flickering, her pussy sliding in and out. When Jasmine gets going, she can suck cock with the best of them, lots of saliva she's going to town, cupping and massaging my balls at the same time. Her pussy and asshole clamps down on me as I blasted into her mouth, she kept on sucking, and drained every drop of cum out of my balls. She spit into a washcloth. Got another one to clean me up and then went to the shower to clean herself up. She brought back mouthwash and a hot, wet washcloth and clean my face, my cock, sprayed my hands and wipe them too. Pleasurable clean up.

She had me lay on my stomach and gave me another great deep massage, she gives great massage. She brings in Anna, a younger girl in her 20's, pretty with big tits, and slaps my face with her tits, give me a tug on my cock, and gives my cock a little kiss. As she starts to leave, I slap her ass, and I'm turning over, and she rushes back in and slaps my ass and gives a little bum bite, as she leaves. Haha. Again Jasmine and me chat and chat at this point. , she's fun to talk with, and she's actually pretty funny as well. She has me roll over, she still naked, and she's being playful and sings a Chinese nursery rhyme song, changing the The words, while pulling on my cock. It's about pulling a carrot from the ground, haha.

Pull and pull.

Pull with might.

Heave and hoe with all your might.

Heave hoe it's stuck so tight.

Pull and Pull for the sticky surprise so white.

Come here friend.

Join the 4 hands fight.

Come here help us with all your might.

Pull and pull.

Pull with might.

Heave and hoe with all your might.

Pull and Pull for the sticky surprise so white.

Pull and pull for all that white.

Happy happy ending, so sticky and white.

So relaxed like a flying kite.

Pull pull pull with all your might do it again for all that sticky white.

Happy happy ending.

So sticky and white.

Pull pull pull for that sweet sticky white!

Funny.

A little different from Tiffany singing a song when she massages you.

She text me the lyrics later that night, and I translate it.

Time is up, so she goes to get my water as I dress.

I had told her about my car dying in the parking lot, so she walked out with me and pulled her car up to mine to give me a jump. She has one of the newer vehicles with all the electric gizmos.

I popped the hood of her car, found the latch, but it would not release, so we had to fuck around in her car and talk to it and do all this bullshit. Still no release.

We even googled AI on her vehicle to see how to do it, and I was doing it correctly. It just would not release. , her hood would not give us a happy ending. So I told her I'll just call my insurance to get a tow truck out to give me a jump, as I am covered with that so it's free.

So I wait in my car for the tow truck driver, as she goes back in, wearing her cute little furry bunny hoodie. After about 10 minutes, she text me. , and says baby come in, too cold out there for you. The tow said they wouldn't be there for about an hour so I took her up on her offer.

I come in and she takes me back in there little kitchen hangout area and asked if I had dinner, I said no, so she gets me a plate of roasted duck, rice, and some greens and heat them up, and I eat dinner with her, pretty Anna is busy right now with a monger. So Jasmine and I eat together and chat, she is so sweet to me, I thank her a couple times and she says, stop it, you my future husband, haha.

At about the 50 minute mark, we see the tow truck driver pull up from the camera feed. We say our kiss and goodbyes and I go out to my car. He tries to jump the battery, but it won't hold its charge. , inside dash is flickering on and off, he says he thinks it's probably the alternator, which I googled and he was right. So he gave me the 20 minute tow back home on the 408. He dropped it off in my driveway as the Adventure of Jasmine and the Carrot ended.

One of my fav is back in town, this time she's stationed over at Orchid Spa. Woke up and made a trip over to Orchid, walked right in and requested to see her. She was quite giggle and bubbly when she saw me. Right after our little greetings in the lobby, Angel took me to the room, I handed her the house fees and tips. We pretty much got down to business. She step out, then return and starts things off with a little but pleasant nuru b2 b on me followed up with some tantalizing fondling of my meat stick and balls. On to the flip, she gave me her infamous upside down BBBJ, for a good few minutes then transition to a normal BBBJ with dt and bls. With the oral portion of the fun completed she wrapped up my cock and got on top to give me a nice semi rough riding. We went from RCG to regular CG, then switch on over to standing doggy. Then on to mish, then to fetal / side ways with her laying on the massage table. Then back on to standing doggy, where I finished. After giving her a good amount of pounding, we both got cleaned up and laid down cuddling with each other until my session was over. Walked out of the spa with a grin on my face. Feeling hungry after our session I headed on over to Panaderia why Taqueria Casas for some mexican food.

[QUOTE=HappyXxx;7522712]Yeah man, I agree. I have done the same thing with these girls. Sometimes let them hit my pen in the room or I've even smoked out with them outside late after they close (they do love their weed) They like their Heineken and coronas and wine as well. I've learned you have to be careful drinking liquor with them because most of them are barely over 100 pounds and one or two strong drink is fun but more than that they might be too drunk. LOL. But they can hammer down two bottles of wine between four of them easy.[/QUOTE]Found out long time ago easy on the drink with some of my atf's🤣 a little weed, and for the serious party girls....they love something else I supply for after hours partying 🤣.

[QUOTE=RowdyReptile;7522737]I give Jasmine five stars today.

Went by yesterday, Friday around six.

On the way there, driving the 408, my battery light starts flashing, oh joy.

As I got to the colonial Drive exit, of course is rush-hour and all backed up.

Battery light still flickering. With the traffic. , it was very challenging to make my way to the far left lane, as you have to do a you-turn in about two lights up. I come to the you-turn and again traffic all backed up. , and yet another massive challenge of making it now to the far right lane within a quarter mile. Made it over after a few horn honking and finger flickings. Now my whole dashboard is flashing on and off. I decided to back into parking so in case the battery died, I could get a jump. I get backed up 80% into the parking space and my SUV dies. Would not start up to back in further. , but at least I wasn't sticking out, right at the parking strip outer edge. Oh well, I have business to do so, I'll deal with that later.

Walked in and was greeted by Jasmine, who was waiting for me as I had text her ahead of time. We made out DFK in the hallway and Jasmine was groping my cock, as she guided me into the room. Immediately. , pull my cock out of my pants and gave him a kiss, and said long time no see baby. Nice greeting. She was wearing a hot little red mini dress that truly accented her sexy little Malaysian body. I gave her her $240 as she left to prepare the shower.

She came back to get me as I'm sitting on the table, naked with my cock pointing at her, she grabbed him and kissed him and elephant walked me to the shower.

Great time in the shower with this sexy little thing. We were talking and catching up, she slipping, sliding all over me on my back, does a little Tuma. Time for the flip, more slipping and sliding, PtoP, feed me her beautiful MM tits. She then slides down for the preview. BBBJ, given me intense eye contact. She then swings around and sits on my face for 69, as I get to nibble her pussy and finger her pretty little asshole.

Getting dangerously close to the edge, give her a slap on her ass to tap out.

We dry and head back to the room.

Jasmine has me lay down and just gives me a nice five minute teasing massage with soft fingers on my lower back and ass, feathering around my balls and ass. She gets me up on all fours and gives me a nice jazzy sexy rusty trombone. Hey now!

I'm hungry, so I flip her over to her back and I kneel down and it's time for a big meal of DATY, and eating her ass. This goes on for about 15 minutes with her moans and quivers. I said time to fuck, and she said yes, and she thanked me for making her pussy feel so good.

Prior to the condom, she lays down so I can face fuck her and the Tiffany possession me playing with her pussy and ass. She didn't add to the Tiffany position, she does the Tiffany Jasmine possession, where she rolls puts her knees on my shoulders, so I can eat out her ass and pussy, how does shit, she asked me to push the bed back at an angle close to the wall to my back, she does it again and now her feet are on the wall while I'm fucking her mouth and eating, my fill. She puts on the condom, with her mouth during all that commotion, lays down for standing Mish, her pussy is so nice and warm and tight as I start slow, stroking slowly, building up the pace. Time to flip her for doggy, I wanted to see that pretty little ass of hers. I slip inside again. , and damn her pussy is so warm on this cold day. I put my thumb in her ass and pump away, she's loving it, do this for five minutes, and I start to tire, so I tell her make me cum with your mouth.

I lay down and she's kneeling on the bed sideways, sucking away, with my thumb in her asshole, and two fingers flickering, her pussy sliding in and out. When Jasmine gets going, she can suck cock with the best of them, lots of saliva she's going to town, cupping and massaging my balls at the same time. Her pussy and asshole clamps down on me as I blasted into her mouth, she kept on sucking, and drained every drop of cum out of my balls. She spit into a washcloth. Got another one to clean me up and then went to the shower to clean herself up. She brought back mouthwash and a hot, wet washcloth and clean my face, my cock, sprayed my hands and wipe them too. Pleasurable clean up.

She had me lay on my stomach and gave me another great deep massage, she gives great massage. She brings in Anna, a younger girl in her 20's, pretty with big tits, and slaps my face with her tits, give me a tug on my cock, and gives my cock a little kiss. As she starts to leave, I slap her ass, and I'm turning over, and she rushes back in and slaps my ass and gives a little bum bite, as she leaves. Haha. Again Jasmine and me chat and chat at this point. , she's fun to talk with, and she's actually pretty funny as well. She has me roll over, she still naked, and she's being playful and sings a Chinese nursery rhyme song, changing the The words, while pulling on my cock. It's about pulling a carrot from the ground, haha.

Pull and pull.

Pull with might.

Heave and hoe with all your might.

Heave hoe it's stuck so tight.

Pull and Pull for the sticky surprise so white.

Come here friend.

Join the 4 hands fight.

Come here help us with all your might.

Pull and pull.

Pull with might.

Heave and hoe with all your might.

Pull and Pull for the sticky surprise so white.

Pull and pull for all that white.

Happy happy ending, so sticky and white.

So relaxed like a flying kite.

Pull pull pull with all your might do it again for all that sticky white.

Happy happy ending.

So sticky and white.

Pull pull pull for that sweet sticky white!

Funny.

A little different from Tiffany singing a song when she massages you.

She text me the lyrics later that night, and I translate it.

Time is up, so she goes to get my water as I dress.

I had told her about my car dying in the parking lot, so she walked out with me and pulled her car up to mine to give me a jump. She has one of the newer vehicles with all the electric gizmos.

I popped the hood of her car, found the latch, but it would not release, so we had to fuck around in her car and talk to it and do all this bullshit. Still no release.

We even googled AI on her vehicle to see how to do it, and I was doing it correctly. It just would not release. , her hood would not give us a happy ending. So I told her I'll just call my insurance to get a tow truck out to give me a jump, as I am covered with that so it's free.

So I wait in my car for the tow truck driver, as she goes back in, wearing her cute little furry bunny hoodie. After about 10 minutes, she text me. , and says baby come in, too cold out there for you. The tow said they wouldn't be there for about an hour so I took her up on her offer.

I come in and she takes me back in there little kitchen hangout area and asked if I had dinner, I said no, so she gets me a plate of roasted duck, rice, and some greens and heat them up, and I eat dinner with her, pretty Anna is busy right now with a monger. So Jasmine and I eat together and chat, she is so sweet to me, I thank her a couple times and she says, stop it, you my future husband, haha.

At about the 50 minute mark, we see the tow truck driver pull up from the camera feed. We say our kiss and goodbyes and I go out to my car. He tries to jump the battery, but it won't hold its charge. , inside dash is flickering on and off, he says he thinks it's probably the alternator, which I googled and he was right. So he gave me the 20 minute tow back home on the 408. He dropped it off in my driveway as the Adventure of Jasmine and the Carrot ended.[/QUOTE]Memorable visit for sure...Glad things worked out.

[QUOTE=RowdyReptile;7522737](...) my battery light starts flashing, oh joy. (...) Battery light still flickering. (...) I decided to back into parking so in case the battery died, I could get a jump. (...) So I wait in my car for the tow truck driver (...) At about the 50 minute mark, we see the tow truck driver pull up (...)[/quote]
A bit off topic, but I think some may value this info: I just discovered the coolest thing that EVERYONE with a quirky car battery should keep in their car/truck:

[url]https://a.co/d/2L6Xezj[/url]

There are dozens of brands of those things, so shop around, but I didn't even know such things existed until recently. As I said, I think this is a must have! No need to "[u]back into parking spaces[/u]" or to "[u]wait for a tow truck[/u]".

[QUOTE=RowdyReptile;7522737]He tries to jump the battery, but it won't hold its charge. , inside dash is flickering on and off, he says he thinks it's probably the alternator.[/QUOTE]Of course, it's not gonna fix a fried alternator ... but battery problems are more common.

[QUOTE=DrWilly;7522993]A bit off topic, but I think some may value this info: I just discovered the coolest thing that EVERYONE with a quirky car battery should keep in their car/truck:

[url]https://a.co/d/2L6Xezj[/url]

There are dozens of brands of those things, so shop around, but I didn't even know such things existed until recently. As I said, I think this is a must have! No need to "[u]back into parking spaces[/u]" or to "[u]wait for a tow truck[/u]".

Of course, it's not gonna fix a fried alternator ... but battery problems are more common.[/QUOTE]Dr. Willy! A wealth of knowledge! I do miss the "idiots guide".. I referred many idiots... I mean 'hobbiest' 🤣 to it. Nowadays things just change too often for that luxury. New spas, new names, and the girls bouncing around like a pinball in a pinball machine.

but knock on wood I'm loving every minute of it!

[QUOTE=MarkGew;7523019]Dr. Willy! A wealth of knowledge! I do miss the "idiots guide".. I referred many idiots... I mean 'hobbiest' 🤣 to it. Nowadays things just change too often for that luxury. New spas, new names, and the girls bouncing around like a pinball in a pinball machine.
but knock on wood I'm loving every minute of it![/QUOTE]I keep one in every car. I use the noco brand.

[QUOTE=MartinHero69;7522235]This is definitely 100% fake news, I just texted Tokyo and confirmed that Kelly's still there. She is NOT at 5 star.[/QUOTE]Which Spa is the one next to the car wash on JYP!? Sorry for the confusion! Kelly is there at the Spa in the building next to the car wash on JYP.

Had a chance to try Lisa today. Slim Japanese spinner type but older than what I thought. She seems to be at least in her late 30's. 5'5, natural b cups, very skinny, native English speaking. We talked most of the time. Decent BBJ, some tooth, good grinding in CG. Eager to please but I wasn't too attracted to her. Finished in the bag. The location on I drive is more convenient for me. Wish the had more in central Orlando.

[QUOTE=RowdyReptile;7522737]Made it over after a few horn honking and finger flickings. [/QUOTE]Sounds like driving in Orlando! Hahaha!

Jasmine is the best, such a sweetheart. I agree, her ass is rump-diddly-umptious!

If my car ever breaks down, I hope it's by that joint.