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Had an interesting situation today. Found an ad titled $60 Specials Cuddly Boobs (something like that). I went to find ad and paste it on here, but I could not locate it when writing this report...could it have been removed?

Anyway, girl in ad says her name is Candy. She had a nice fat booty in picture. I called very early and asked her availability. She sd was available right away for incall only. I asked if it is just her, she responded yes...but I heard voices in background. I called her out on that and she said (in a crying kind of voice) it is only for safety and that her girlfriend was with her but she has her own room. I told her I would pass because this didn't seem right and I hung up.

Hours later in day still had a craving for that fat black booty and thought maybe I over reacted. So I called "Candy" again and again heard voices in background. This time a mans voice. Called her out on it again and she said she was downstairs in lobby of hotel getting bill. I asked if she is alone and she sd just with her girlfriend again. Not trusting...I was ready to pass, but I thought (unfortunately with the wrong head) what the hell...go check her out. So I advised her I was coming. She was at hotel on North by Denny's in Tosa.

I arrived and called "Candy". First attempt no answer...got vmail. Hung up and tried again...this time she answers. I asked her to come down so that I can check her out first. She said okay. After waiting 10 minutes she called and asked where I was. I was looking dead straight at entrance and told her I don't see anyone. She then said..."oh yea, you want me to come down so you can check me out", I said yea...she sd okay coming down. Waited another 5 minutes and I noticed a red van near entrance of parking lot with a guy taking a picture in my direction with an iPad. I didn't like the looks of this at all so I drove off.

Too many red flags on this and I can't make out what the deal was. "Candy" never called again. When I got home, I immediately pulled up site to write this report and I could not locate her ad. Very weird...if anyone can make sense of this for me I am all ears. Did I over react? Was guy in red van just a coincidence? Any help is appreciated.

One thing I know from being in this hobby many years, if it doesn't feel right...go with your gut and get the f out of there!

I reach around and start massaging her clit and she's getting into it pretty good until I step all the way in. She jumps off so fast her head almost hits the wall. Whoops! She climbs back on and we start slow again. It starts to heat up and she jumps off again and says I'm too big for it. All in all, about a 10 min trip to Greece. Hardly worth the effort.

She takes me from Greece, RIGHT BACK to the why (I knew I made the right decision not DATY) I pump her really good for about 15 minutes like this. She's really getting into it and O's again. Unfortunately, I can't finish the deal as I'm far to engaged with the big head. So, after I start dripping with sweat on her, I tell her it's just not happening and let's finish, BBBJ. She obliges, wipes me off with baby wipes next to the bed and goes down on me sitting Indian style between my legs.

She's slobbering all over me like a rabid dog with a bone, but I just can't get there. I almost do and she comes up for air. This happens over and over and each time my big head takes me right back to the starting line. I'm still thinking about Moms bursting in, now with her girl slobbering all over my junk. To her credit, she says to me, "I'm going to make you cum" and she goes on for a good 20 minutes, sucking, licking, slapping it on her face, razzin on it. (I kid not and had to try not to laugh when she did it) At one point her eyes roll back in her head and she's doing some weird voodoo, slobbering, licking, shaking her head with me in her mouth and slapping it around inside her. NOW I was ready to explode and I grab her head and pull her down a little on it, AND SHE GOES FLYING OF IT AGAIN and rolls off the bed! DAMN It!

I ask what happened, I told you I wouldn't CIM. She says it went down her throat.

Guess what the big head does? Takes me right back to the starting line!

She tells me, I'm not leaving without cumming. So who am I to argue? I tell her let me take things into my own hands. I start jerkin the johnson while she sucks the head with me punching her chin, LOL, then she turns around and starts jiggling that gorgeous ass on my shaft (Girl is a trooper for sure!) Between licking the underside of my head and shaft and lap dance twerking me off I blow a big backed up load, FINALLY!

She seemed happier about it than me, kissed me and grabbed some baby wipes and cleaned me and herself off. This should have been a 3 pop visit but far to much fucking up my head happened.

We groped each other a little and kissed some more. Talked a little about what she smokes in the hooka, my car and some other nonsense and then I left.

She asked me to return, but I doubt I will. Maybe in a real pinch to see what it might like without the other issues, but right now? Too much drama happened and I'm afraid next time, Moms will come bursting in wearing a tutu and a strap-on.

Had there been no drama, I'd have probably dated her again. She's prettier than many by far and has a beautiful body with the exception of the baby damage to her tummy, but I don't like the atmosphere overall. Picture Pulp Fiction and you're paying a visit to the Gimp.

(IN HINDSIGHT. With what just happened with Cinnamon, she's moved up the ladder CONSIDERABLY! 5 x the date of that mess I had with Cinnamon).

I saw Jess today. I believe she really is new to the biz. She works a lot so may be hard to get with. She is eager to please and has an open menu, BBBJCIM, daty, dfk. She has a good attitude. She also has some extra pounds. If you look at the BP pics the one in the white dress may be the best representation of her figure. Price is right at 80 for 1/2 hour. She doesn't list her phone number in her ad. If you are interested you can pm me for her digits or e mail her thru BP.

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A. Torry. Has another new number. Running dollar outcall specials this weekend.

Be. Nina. Found out she only does massage and HJ on first visit. Second visit FS is available for two bills. She is good looking enough to get away with anything.

See. Sexy Samantha- saw her this week for the first time in over a year. Price was still eighty even though there was so much more of her this time. I think the problem is that she burns no calories during sex. Still has a pretty face and some decent skills, but strictly plan be material. Thirty minutes notice is fine, incall by the airport.

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Looks very similar to the add I posted about previously. New pic and new phone number. As I stated before, I may have over reacted, but for me something just doesn't feel right with this.

Be safe all!

She takes me to "her room downstairs".

Unfortunately downstairs is the basement. Yes, a dank dark basement basically and she has a washer and dryer in her room along with a fucked up squeaky bed, a couple really beat up couches, an old tv and a hooka. (I look again at that cute little ass and the little head commands I stay.

It's dark and the floor is concrete with some dirty rugs thrown down on it to help a little. I think about picturing her as a real trashy ho and me in some really seedy, very not me environment to try and psyche myself up in some way, but that's just not me, and I was actually in that situation and I just don't really like it. She asked me what's wrong and to get comfortable, but I never really could, mentally.

We did get comfortable physically though and I just let the little head take over as best I could.

We get naked and I put my stuff on the only place I wanted to set my cloths on which was the cleanest looking thing in the basement, the washing machine.

She's got a sweet little bod with nice youthful breasts and a great shapely ass so I keep trying to focus on that. Only issue with her body is she's showing the obvious signs of having popped out a pup or two. But still nice overall. Fantastic from the back side. We felt each other up some and kissed a little (no fk whatsoever unless I pony up for the cost of desert) She got on her knees and took me in her mouth for some nice sloppy BBBJ. She's not without some skills here, from there we moved to her bed where she continued with a wet sloppy BBBJ. It was good, not great and no DT but wet and lots of tongue. She's not capable of dt I think. Best she ever got was about 1/3 down on it and she compensated with her hand stroking the shaft.

From there I would usually reciprocate with a trip to the why but it just didn't feel right. She felt comfortable enough with me to not require a cover for FS which I declined. That also made me not want to go to the why. Very few women would I FS uncovered intentionally. So she rolls a cover on and starts off CG. She's not a real tight one, besides the petite bod. The down side of kids and not doing what's needed after to get back in fighting form I guess. Not hot dog in a hallway loose, but no vice like grip here. She's very excited and I have to try and slow her down. She's riding hard but no rhythm. I'm trying to pump and she's moving so fast it's like we're not moving. I try to pump up, she's moving up, I try to pull out, she's moving back. I felt like ROCKY chasing a chicken.

So I grab her hips and sit her down on it all the way and stop her. Best thing I felt so far, completely buried in her. Start to work slow and build a rhythm -.

And this is where the date went downhill.

Had a date with this sweetheart.

I'll keep it short because the last long report I wrote (on Mya), I'm still trying to get posted, from 2 weeks ago. LOL.

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MISS MAY. First off. The girl I took to dinner, is DEFINITELY the girl she claims to be. HOWEVER, the pics might lead you to believe May is petite. She's not. But neither is she a big girl. She's a very medium size, which I happen to like a lot.

She stands a good 5'8". In the heals she met me in, she looks me straight in the eyes. Long hair. Overcoat. Sexy cloths. Very nice accommodations. EVERYTHING about my date with her was very pleasant.

After we got our meal out of the way, which is not cheap but lower to reflect the current economy, we went back to her place, where she spent some time cleaning up even more once she met me, and we embraced with her, absolutely squeaky clean.

She offered me refreshments while waiting, but I was fine.

Physically, she's all you could expect and more really. Very pleasant to be around and makes you feel very comfortable. She's a little heavier than her pics might lead you to believe. (They're earlier pics of her. But not by a lot).

For most it will be a welcome respite from a girl who's otherwise so smoking hot she intimidates you. DEFINITELY has never had a pup.

I loved sucking on her very youthful breasts, which I'd gauge a solid see and her kitty is beyond reproach. CLEAN as a whistle. Tastes like heaven. TINY clit that I over indulged in.

My date with her consisted of a VERY good massage on my back, legs, neck, etc. A bit of kissing her all over (LFK / DFK comes with extra visits which the best I could get with her was some kissing during and at the end).

I DATY that tastey kitty for the majority of the visit. I WISH I'd held back. Not at my best this visit, I had all I could do to hold back and explode in a 69.

NEVER pumped the kitty. The shame, the shame, the shame I feel. LOL. It's a beautiful kitty. I must pump the kitty. LOL.

We cuddled quite a bit afterwards. Talked a bit about her ambitions for the future and about the next date we're going to have.

She has definite rules on first encounters (she wanted to see my mouth before I kissed the kitty, LOL). We were so close during our date to losing it, both and LFK / DFK along with all the rest. I know round 2 will be even better.

She's a great girl. Very sweet. Easy to be around. Pretty too. Treat her right if you see her.

I believe she's very LOW mileage also and about to get out of the game. (From the looks of that kitty I'm sure I'm right though I never got to pump the kitty, I know a tight one when I see it).

I believe I'm fortunate enough to be one of the last she's going to see and I plan on making her a regular girl for me.

YMMV.

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I didn't see any reviews of her so I decided to TOFTT. Her pictures reminded me of Vixen so I figured I'd take a chance. The pictures are definitely hers, but the top one is probably 50 lbs ago and the others maybe 25 ago. So she was definitely larger than I expected. Still cute and her tits are really big. No kissing and I really didn't feel like DATY with her. Decent enough BBBJ and it seemed like she really just wanted me to finish that way. I had to remind her that I wanted full service. Probably should have stuck with the BJ because the sex was pretty uninspired and she seemed very distant and shy, no eye contact and didn't say much then entire time. She was nice enough I suppose and the hotel was in a decent location. I will not be returning. Just a complete bore of an appointment. Damage was $.

There was a bit of banter about her last month, tailed off quite a bit. I'm setting up a meeting with her in the next few days, any words of wisdom or updates since last month? She's now in the Miller Park area.

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Thanks!

Sconnie.

[QUOTE=Sconnie85;2057924]There was a bit of banter about her last month, tailed off quite a bit. I'm setting up a meeting with her in the next few days, any words of wisdom or updates since last month? She's now in the Miller Park area.

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Thanks!

Sconnie.[/QUOTE]She seems to do best with 'right now' rather than trying to plan something too far ahead. I've also had fairly good luck getting in touch with her later at night but your mileage may vary. She has a very slim / youthful appearance which I prefer. I feel like she has gotten the smoke / pet odors under control as well, I only noticed a slight smoke odor last time I was there and I am very sensitive to / distracted by strong odors. I definitely recommend her.

[QUOTE=Sconnie85;2057924]There was a bit of banter about her last month, tailed off quite a bit. I'm setting up a meeting with her in the next few days, any words of wisdom or updates since last month? [/QUOTE]I haven't seen or heard much else. Looking forward to reading your report with her.

Anyone out there that has helped me in the past PM me for details. Well worth it. Hasn't been in the business long and she said she is looking for a couple of regulars. White curvy young abd fit. Since this forum thinks I am a douchebag. LOL. Not worries here though. I have always given sound advice and reviews when I have reviewed.

The unseen forces and that voodoo spell she cast on my cock obviously won't let the whole report out. LOL.