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[QUOTE=LuckyLou; 1371284]I have had a number of PM's asking if Erica looks like her fake photos. I am posting a link to a previous report with some photos of her that she used for an ad in a different city so there would be no question who is going to answer the door when you arrive. She might be just slightly skinnier now but not by much. And yes gentlemen those legs are fabulous, especially when they are wrapped around you. As always YMMV but I got very good mileage on my ride.

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LL[/QUOTE]Yes, she was great. I had a wonderful time with her as well. Did she seem alright, just I had talked with her a few times and she seemed a little in left field if you catch my drift. I want to visit again.

Does anyone know if Jackie from Hot Rocks has landed somewhere else? I would like to renew my friendship.

I have been on the fence about calling her and this helps me make my decision. Plain and simple. Its about the attitude.

[QUOTE=Riffy; 1370788]Thanks for the heads up. Haughty, stuck up attitudes are no way to build a reputation and is a guarantee to never get a call from me. I see Destiny is "vouching" for her, which means NOTHING to me except she maybe verify the pics. Bitchy attitude and "acts like she's doing you a favor" is like kryptonite to me. I suspect she's another one who "takes" way more than she gives. Another flake who wants to milk your wallet dry as quickly and with as little effort as possible. I don't see why the lady thinks she's such hot shit, she is a very ordinary looking. I guess merely being height and weight proportionate is a big deal these days When I saw her photos I didn't think "man I got to call her!" My thought was, I bet this chick is unprofessional, overinflated ego, or just plain doesn't have good service. Amazing how age and experience improve intuition.

Let's keep weeding out the bad apples guys. Eventually these girls will learn they will earn nothing and hafta quit, or the other option, work in smelly, seedy club surrounded by drunks, ghetto trash, and addicts.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for TOFTT. That sounded really bad.

[QUOTE=Coloice; 1370263]Ok where should I start?

Pics are fake. This girl is about 30 to 40 lbs bigger and maybe 10 yrs older. She is kinda cute in the face, but then again, I am a sucker for blondes. I don't think this girl keeps track of her appointments very well, hell she probably doesn't keep track of them at all. I called and asked to meet in an hour. She agreed. I get the general vecinity of her incall location and give her a call. She directs me to the place she is staying. So far so good. The door opens and I noticed this is not the girl in the picture (bummer) I thought she looked decent so I said what the hell, I am already here. She asks me to sit down on a chair / recliner while she does her dancing. While I knew it was over and that this would be not what I expected, I played along and sat on my ass in hopes things would get better. After about 20 minutes of her having her back to me and shaking her ass (I was probably about 10 feet away) I tried to move the chair closer and she freaked a little. I knew for sure then that this was a total waste of time. I stood up put my shoes back on and left. On the phone she quoted a dance and body rub. I was so bored that I didn't even ask if there would be a body rub.

Back to the weight comment. I couldn't tell if she just had a big gut or if she was preggers.

Avoid this one at all costs. If you still have doubts and would like to see how she looks, she did mention she works at PTs. Come to think of it. I think I have gotten more action at a strip club than I did today.

PS. Can you believe she had the nerve to ask for a "tip" after I had paid her? I said "A tip for what?" Her response "For my beauty!" I almost busted out laughing. Anyway just from looking at some ads on craigslist and BP it seems there are several girls out there doing "dances" Put your investments elsewhere![/QUOTE]

She is still hot. Thanks for posting the real pics. I am going to have to give her a call.

[QUOTE=LoveDarkSkin;1371350]Appreciate you responding Lucky, I know I will be taking this one out for a test drive soon.[/QUOTE]

Hate to carry condoms on me, but I guess you can't let them out of your sight.

[QUOTE=Goodfellow; 1296599]She showed up and started the rip routine. Took the donation asked if I had a condom. Stayed dressed lifted bra (small boobs BTW). I played with her slippery spot which got Jr to attention. Then she said she needed to call a friend, going to meet her to grab a condom. Got dressed the rest of the way, grabbed her purse and headed for the door. Yes I've been ripped off. It doesn't happen very often but it happens to the best of us.

So I guess I toftt. Anna needs to be put out of business.

QUOTE=NaJerry; 1295165]Has anyone ever had any dreams of this lady? She has adds in Louisville, and Lexington. It says her name is Anna. I would like to dream of her, but can't fins any info?

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[QUOTE=PsychFellow1;1361534]Does anyone have a report on any of the ladies at Healing Gardens on Preston? Was thinking of visiting and would like a little intel before visiting.[/QUOTE]I have a little story for you. Not long ago, I decided to un-retire from mongering. It was late at night, and much too late to contact one of my fav's. So I decide to drop by HG's, thinking maybe I'd see Sharon. Have you ever walked into a massage parlor and seen the lineup, realized you should have turned around and walked out of the door? I really wish I had followed my instinct. There were three available choices, we'll call them D, D, and F. I chose the D- option. Could not have been a worse choice.

Chick D- minus was rather ghetto to start. I have been to AMP's where the provider had a better grasp of the English language. Past that, we come to the "massage." She tells me that this is goign to be a light touch session. No biggie I suppose. Well she asks if I want lotion or oil, and I say lotion. She puts a little on her hand, and I think that is the last time she touched said bottle. About ten minutes in her fingers and hands were so dry, that when she was touching me I swear there were sparks flying in the air: not romantic sparks, I mean boyscouts in a campground starting a camp fire sparks. This shit was ridiculous. I only put up with it hoping the finish would be better: it wasn't. When she asked me to flip, she then took the towel and covered up the frank and beans. Then she continued to torture the front side of my body. All the time, her phone was buzzing and she kept stopping to answer it (which actually was a bit of a relief). After ten minutes more of this, I actually stopped the "massage." I couldn't take it anymore. I got up, got my shit, and left.

Unless Sharon is around, I simply cannot recommend that place with the current crop of talent.

I'd appreciate any info on these gals:

Sara.

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Thanks

[QUOTE=Crashdog;1371368]. Where "you're not the girl in the pix, I'm not the guy with the cash." We have to stop paying these chicks, and report on them. Only way to get rid of them.[/QUOTE]That was me.

"You're not the girl in this pic" (hold up copy).

"I'm not the guy on the phone with money."

That little phrase has made it all over the country allowing me to post, 'That was me." But be sure to have a copy of the ad when we knock. The girl will have so many fake ads she won't know which fake ad to deny.

The idea originated as a tongue in cheek comment when departing, to make sure the girl knows she was made, so maybe she'll stop doing it. It's really more of a '[I]touché[/I]' by the guy as he scores his point since he won't otherwise score.

This morning I planned on a nice dream. I couldn't get in touch with my regular so I searched craigslist. This dream was a nightmare. PM me for details but I will NEVER do that again. Thought I was going to get mugged or beat up any moment.

So, when this didn't work out, I ventured to HG. Not a big fan of the place but I met Tiffany there last week so I tried her again. She does a great job, is clean and good conversation. Besides the nice rack ads to a great finish.

I usually stick with my ATF but I couldn't today. From now on, if I can't get with her, I will wait for another day.

Wondering about Lacey / Lexi if anyone had FHK.

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[QUOTE=LuvMyAsians;1371620]Does anyone know if Jackie from Hot Rocks has landed somewhere else? I would like to renew my friendship.[/QUOTE]I have the same question about the thick, fat lady who WAS out there, she is GREAT! (sorry for the piggy back)!

[QUOTE=Army5;1371612]Yes, she was great. I had a wonderful time with her as well. Did she seem alright, just I had talked with her a few times and she seemed a little in left field if you catch my drift. I want to visit again.[/QUOTE]I would try another visit if I were you. There were no signs of distraction on my trip.

Has anyone spoken to Jade / Nivea about this service / company? Looks like she works or worked for them at one point. Just curious?

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Thanks,

LL

[QUOTE=LuckyLou; 1372210]Has anyone spoken to Jade / Nivea about this service / company? Looks like she works or worked for them at one point. Just curious?

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Thanks,

LL[/QUOTE]Wow Lou thats some fine looking chocolate rump. I bet it taste as good as it looks. I just love chocolate!