She got the job at the strip club. She is still seeing guys on the side but if you're really in need of meeting her check her out at the club. She always needs someone to bring her cigarettes.
Chris5.
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She got the job at the strip club. She is still seeing guys on the side but if you're really in need of meeting her check her out at the club. She always needs someone to bring her cigarettes.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2688156]Vmarolol or whatever your username is. Dude did I hit a nerve? You seem extremely angry and upset! LOL! Don't tell me to mind my own business you fucking IDIOT! This is my fucking business! You are making a FOOL of yourself with your pussy behavior. Unlike your buddy PG you are a MONGER! So I will give you that much HOWEVER you are a foolish monger! You make the REAL mongers like myself look bad! You quoted in your reviews to Avalon and Morgan that the stars and the moon's were perfectly aligned! LOL! And that dream with those two idiots were the BEST of your life!
I think you need some fucking counseling AND you need to get out MORE! Mr I like the finer things in life asshole! You said these girls were the BEST ever! LOL! Now you want the BEST in Orlando? That is Dallas hands down! Dallas is absolutely breathtaking! Does not advertise, does not comment on reviews, WHY? She doesn't have to! She got it like that. Dallas has no need to impress anyone. Avalon Morgan and Dalia would be worth between 40 and 60 buck's if there ass was escorting out of the USA. Costa Rica, Argentina, Colombia, Brazil, Mexico have some of the most beautiful women in the world! I've mongered in all those countries and have the passport stamps to prove it! Best night of your life with an Orlando escort?? Really IDIOT! Get out MORE dude! I'm trying to give you some advice asshole!
Best night of your life and the star's and moon's aligning! LOL! Dumb ass trick!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]That you would pick Dallas to be the girl that you yearn for. Are you secretly hoping that if you (of all people) "white knight" her, that she might actually come WAY, WAY, down on her pricing, so that you might get to dream of her? She is so far out of your budget, she may as well live on Mars as far as your concerned.
Also, just FYI, I was the monger that brought the lovely Dallas to this great forum. Don't believe me? Simply look through my posts and it's all right there. If you look around my 1,005th or so post, it will be there. Sissy Chrissy is jacking off to pics of the girl that I brought to the forum! LOL. Is it good, Sissy? Can you imagine being with the real thing? Not unless you come up with a whole lot more Mario's, you dipshit. You can suck up to her in print all you want, it just isn't going to matter unless you bring the coin. Good luck, asswipe! You're going to need it.
Am I the only one that finds it hilarious that Sissy is berating mongers for white knighting girls, then white knighting a girl he covets in the same exact post? What a hypocrital cocksucker you are, Sissy! Stick to your Trail girls asswipe. Dallas is way, way above your pitiful league.
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[b]OMG! Look at who we have here.[/b]
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2687517]
[b]Geez. . . Another Tirade by Chris5?[/b]
I'll go ahead and say what everyone else is thinking. . .
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My old friend Yrag! You still wacking off to your homemade videos! LOL! For those we don't know Yrag and I go way back. Right Yrag? Why don't you do me a favor and go and crawl back underneath that ROCK your sorry ass crawled out from.
[/QUOTE]Sorry Chrissy5, I'm in no mood to do you any favors. I chimed in because I couldn't resist telling you what everyone else was really thinking. . . What a PIECE OF SHIT you are! It is obvious to the casual observer here in the Forum that somewhere along the way someone unscrewed your head and shit down your neck, and you have never recovered. . . Even after their best efforts, the doctors just couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again. . . They can't fix STUPID. . .
You're complaining, as usual, about women you've never seen. You have no idea what you're talking about, nor what you're missing. You wanted to see Dahlia in the worst way, but she was way too smart for your IDIOT ass and didn't let you through her screening. . . Even though you tried multiple times.
It's too bad the best part of you ran down the crack of your Mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. . . But those sheets have long since been washed. . . Too bad because we might have liked [U]THAT[/U] guy. . . He might not have been such a GIGANTIC PIECE OF SHIT like you. . .
Do us [U]ALL[/U] a favor and flush yourself down the toilet, where you rightfully belong!
[QUOTE=Vino7373;2688908]That you would pick Dallas to be the girl that you yearn for. Are you secretly hoping that if you (of all people) "white knight" her, that she might actually come WAY, WAY, down on her pricing, so that you might get to dream of her? She is so far out of your budget, she may as well live on Mars as far as your concerned.
Also, just FYI, I was the monger that brought the lovely Dallas to this great forum. Don't believe me? Simply look through my posts and it's all right there. If you look around my 1,005th or so post, it will be there. Sissy Chrissy is jacking off to pics of the girl that I brought to the forum! LOL. Is it good, Sissy? Can you imagine being with the real thing? Not unless you come up with a whole lot more Mario's, you dipshit. You can suck up to her in print all you want, it just isn't going to matter unless you bring the coin. Good luck, asswipe! You're going to need it.
Am I the only one that finds it hilarious that Sissy is berating mongers for white knighting girls, then white knighting a girl he covets in the same exact post? What a hypocrital cocksucker you are, Sissy! Stick to your Trail girls asswipe. Dallas is way, way above your pitiful league.[/QUOTE]Stop using my word's! Cocksucker is my word! Vino you're boring me! How is ginger doing? Theres another McDonald's on the trail that she can visit if she likes. Do you want the location?
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2688948]Sorry Chrissy5, I'm in no mood to do you any favors. I chimed in because I couldn't resist telling you what everyone else was really thinking. . . What a PIECE OF SHIT you are! It is obvious to the casual observer here in the Forum that somewhere along the way someone unscrewed your head and shit down your neck, and you have never recovered. . . Even after their best efforts, the doctors just couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again. . . They can't fix STUPID. . .
You're complaining, as usual, about women you've never seen. You have no idea what you're talking about, nor what you're missing. You wanted to see Dahlia in the worst way, but she was way too smart for your IDIOT ass and didn't let you through her screening. . . Even though you tried multiple times.
It's too bad the best part of you ran down the crack of your Mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. . . But those sheets have long since been washed. . . Too bad because we might have liked [U]THAT[/U] guy. . . He might not have been such a GIGANTIC PIECE OF SHIT like you. . .
Do us [U]ALL[/U] a favor and flush yourself down the toilet, where you rightfully belong![/QUOTE]
Yrag
The best part that has been giving me giggles through the night.
Aside from white knighting a girl he can't even see is:
Is Chris praising how Dallas conducts her business, how she is doing it right.
He has no fuqn clue what he is talking about.
But her model is the worst by a landslide.
God I love her but even she will admit that.
Avalon Morgan and Dahlia know their shit.
But Chrissy, anytime you would like to know more about Dallas just hit me up brother!!
Maybe we can do a 3 way.
Noooooo, not that.
I'm talking a phone call jerk off.
a 3 way phone call. Bahahaha.
P fuqn G
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I've told you about talking about guys mom's before.
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Sissy5, you're an idiot, enough said.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2688156]Vmarolol or whatever your username is. Dude did I hit a nerve? You seem extremely angry and upset! LOL! Don't tell me to mind my own business you fucking IDIOT! This is my fucking business! You are making a FOOL of yourself with your pussy behavior. Unlike your buddy PG you are a MONGER! So I will give you that much HOWEVER you are a foolish monger! You make the REAL mongers like myself look bad! You quoted in your reviews to Avalon and Morgan that the stars and the moon's were perfectly aligned! LOL! And that dream with those two idiots were the BEST of your life!
I think you need some fucking counseling AND you need to get out MORE! Mr I like the finer things in life asshole! You said these girls were the BEST ever! LOL! Now you want the BEST in Orlando? That is Dallas hands down! Dallas is absolutely breathtaking! Does not advertise, does not comment on reviews, WHY? She doesn't have to! She got it like that. Dallas has no need to impress anyone. Avalon Morgan and Dalia would be worth between 40 and 60 buck's if there ass was escorting out of the USA. Costa Rica, Argentina, Colombia, Brazil, Mexico have some of the most beautiful women in the world! I've mongered in all those countries and have the passport stamps to prove it! Best night of your life with an Orlando escort?? Really IDIOT! Get out MORE dude! I'm trying to give you some advice asshole!
Best night of your life and the star's and moon's aligning! LOL! Dumb ass trick!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chris5;2688825]She got the job at the strip club. She is still seeing guys on the side but if you're really in need of meeting her check her out at the club. She always needs someone to bring her cigarettes.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Thats what we should call her Brother C5 lmao. Definitely will go see her maybe go for a very very special private dance.
-BMM.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2688232]Hey there cocksucker! Me and C3 go way back! HOWEVER I don't have time to suck your old dick asshole! You're another useless MONGER! I will give you a little credit at least you are mongering outside of Florida throughout the country. That much I will give you. But you're still an ignorant piece of shit!
Nice reunion huh buddy?
Chris5.[/QUOTE]C5,
I'll say this, no one knows how to bring the worst out in all of us as you do.
I will also have to admit that you do give good Intel and advice. It is just that for every valuable post you do 50 useless posts talking about girls you will never meet or making useless comments. It is just impossible to separate the gems from the bullshit.
You do have great value, though. Sonny loves you because every time you stir the pot the hits go up and up and his ad revenue follows. So, being A2's tool is your legacy.
Today will be a good day for me. I have a date this afternoon with a Vegas show girl that is between shows. Holy shit! We all enjoy this hobby in different ways.
C3.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2689264]C5,
I'll say this, no one knows how to bring the worst out in all of us as you do.
I will also have to admit that you do give good Intel and advice. It is just that for every valuable post you do 50 useless posts talking about girls you will never meet or making useless comments. It is just impossible to separate the gems from the bullshit.
You do have great value, though. Sonny loves you because every time you stir the pot the hits go up and up and his ad revenue follows. So, being A2's tool is your legacy.
Today will be a good day for me. I have a date this afternoon with a Vegas show girl that is between shows. Holy shit! We all enjoy this hobby in different ways.
C3.[/QUOTE]That he brings out the best in me.
G. luck with the show girl, nice work.
But wait hold up C3. U r a good man but with Chris, really? Good Intel?
Anyone who submits false reviews means their Intel past, present and future is regulated to shit in my book.
PG
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But Chrissy, anytime you would like to know more about Dallas just hit me up brother!!
Maybe we can do a 3 way.
Noooooo, not that.
I'm talking a phone call jerk off.
a 3 way phone call. Bahahaha.
P fuqn G[/QUOTE]Oh my dear are you still posting useless shit. Shouldn't you be on the escort thread or classified thread doing your so called research. Maybe all you really do is sit your pathetic ass behind your worthless computer screen and jerk off to the real mongers dreams oh my dear I gotcha didn't I pharmagirl (montes was right giving you this name lmao).
Now stop being a tease pharmagirl and set up a session or stop trying to be a white knight.
[QUOTE=InsideAvalon;2686079]Now hurry up and book a session, you HANDSOME tease![/QUOTE]Idk about the handsome part tho lmfao.
Wait maybe your not a monger because you can't keep it hard for a full session. Golly gee pharmagirl it happens to the best of us but hey I'm sure you can whip up some pills to help you or maybe nothing can help you sucks for you. Stop being an extra like I said its not cool.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2689027]Stop using my word's! Cocksucker is my word! Vino you're boring me! How is ginger doing? Theres another McDonald's on the trail that she can visit if she likes. Do you want the location?
Chris5.[/QUOTE]I'd use Dallas to yearn on. That's about it.
As 2015 comes to a end in the next month and a half. I remminance about my first full year or so here in the Magic of Orlando. USAG has the best Monger board in the country. USAGinternational is the BEST Monger site in the World. Although it is a paid site you get excellent Intel from all over the world on Mongering Worldwide. The State of Florida has it all for our hobby. Best state in the country to monger in. Orlando has its ups and downs but still is a great city to monger in. Now strictly speaking about Orlando itself. The USAG Orlando board is very frustrating. There are A lot of MONGERS who simply DON'T know how to MONGER. It's that simple. Orlando MONGERS think that a SP is the BEST they've ever had in the life. That is very disturbing to me.
Speaking strictly of myself I am what you call a MONGERING GENIUS! This is not to be funny in ANY way. All my friends that know me know I fully believe in that statement. There is absolutely NO one better at this game in the state of Florida than myself. No one here even comes close to my talent level of MONGERING. With the exception of the administrator of this board Mr A2, Who lives in the beautiful country of Argentina with some of the finest women on the planet! He is the only MONGER on this board that could match or exceed my talent level. Most you Orlando mongers are clowns, idiots, tricks, fucktards and any other bad name I can think of. I know I may be hard on you less talented mongers in Orlando at times. But you motherfuckers don't listen! I have reached my hand out to you repeatedly just to see it constantly get slapped away.
There are mongers here who simply wait and live THERE pathetic lives thru other REAL mongers. Offer zero info or Intel but constantly have something to say. PG is the perfect example. The only Orlando based MONGER who does what I call REAL MONGERING is someone who I hAve NEVER clicked with on this board ever! Is a complete IDIOT and moron! HOWEVER this man knows how to monger. When to keep quiet about certain dreams and every once in a while writes a decent POST! Purely by accident I'm sure. That MONGER is Camera3. Who travels thru the country and out of country experiencing different women. Is C3 an ass and completely incompetent? Absolutely! Can he MONGER? The answer is YES! That's it! No one else! I will add that street walker MONGERS are the best MONGERS. These guy's are directly in the field. Hands on picking up girl's. Street walker guy's ain't paying 200 to a rub girl for a BJ or 500 to fuck. Ain't happening. SW guy's are by the the BEST MONGERS.
So as this holiday period starts next week to all of you I say FUCK YOU and SUCK my HAIRY SWEATY SMELLY BALLS!
Chris5.