Man, after tonight I'm ready to hang up mongering
I went to Sunshine SPA, still a waste of money. Coco (the ugly one) from Roses works there now. I just saw this chick on Monday and she still gave me the song and dance ended up with a handshake again. Not that I would tap it, but dang what do they give these chicks, mind-altering amenesia inducing drugs?
SO then I hopped over to Oceans, all new girls so no go. She was pretty and slender as hell, I wanted to tap it but she was all about not having it. I showed her her potential tip and my raincoat and she said next time. First rule of Spa Club, rarely will you hit a homer on the first visit but this is ridiculous.
So I completed my 465 circuit at Rejuv on the southside, looking for Mimi I came up empty. But I did run into a pretty, big-tit asian gal going by Kassie (Casey, Kasey, what the fck ever). Once again no game, and here I put the raincoat damn near in her mouth. I started unbucklin and she went all no, no, no on me. But she kissed me on the lips for some reason and got off on my body but wouldn't give up that azz. Mimi was a hard nut to crack too, she was scared at first because I'm a monster down there (I know TMI), but it factors in more times than not so I give the first time a pass. But after telling her about my experience with Mimi still no dice. I ended up there until 10pm, 30mins past close because I made her break her friggin arm trying to get my to bust. On the third handshake I could have let her jerk for a friggin hour, but the mamasan was bitchin so I grabbed those frankenstein tits and let the magic work. I say frankenstein because while they are huge, the areolas are scarred pretty bad.
Since I've tapped ever chick here at least once and I don't feel like going through another round of relationship building I'm done.
New gal at 38th and shadeland is awesome, she gave it up 4 different ways including my favorite standing up in my arms getting bounced. She took her pounding like a champ to be so petite (Betty)
Michelle is a pro (craigslist), Mimi is a pro (Rejuv), Older chick at Sunny is a pro, older gal at DX is not a pro (she ran and bitched and would give herself over to the monster) but she is doable. Everyone else left.
So here is my lesson, make sure when you find a gal you take advantage of it. I don't think they trade war stories so more often than not she won't be able to get you in with the rest of the girls. I've been told a few times not to tell or mention FS to the owner or other girls, and sometimes when I do any way the other girls are surprised.
Stay safe, be smart!
In case anyone is heading south
I put a post about my southern hospitality exxxperience from last weekend there. MISSISSIPPI..OTHER AREAS
Now back to your regularly scheduled program.
TWO NUTTS
Green Stone - Red Pump - New Blood !!!
Mongnificons,
Passed the Clousseau interrogation of entry (for you young mongers think Pink Panther).
$.
Some smiles with good attitude.
Takes direction well with language limitation.
Nice.
Typical clothes rack.
Good AMP experience.
Worth your shot.
Those well read can get the name I used for entry.
Experienced might not need it.
Experienced touch with faux blush ("Oh! Thank you.")
Solid 7 AMP scale
Some smiles with good attitude
As always YMMV.
Call this a professional courtesy
Northsideman,
Reference #1210 and #1216.
I reiterate the #1216 warning because that the way it comes, as in... without... a...
Exotic Escapes - no thank you!
When I went to Exotic Escapes Friday nite (to check the place out but not buy a session), the only therapist on duty was Kylie, a skinny, chain-smoking hag, late 30s or early 40s, with thinning blonde hair. Not exactly a turn-on for me!
I looked over previous posts about Exotic Escapes, and someone said they cut him short on time. Kylie said the only other therapist who works there is Brandy, formerly of Mirella's. I had a session with Brandy at Mirella's in 2005; I paid her for an hour but she only gave me a half hour, claiming that my "hour started the minute I walked into the building" not the minute she walked into the session room. Also, as I previously mentioned, Brandy just sat on her ass and did nothing for me, not even a massage for my $320 tip!
There was also a male bouncer, husky & bald, sitting in the lobby, although Kylie tried to convince me he was "a customer just visiting".
So I don't think I'll be going there for a session. Now that First Choice is closed Uncle Leo may have his eye on Exotic Escapes.
A Red Beacon Through The Storm
Mongnificons,
Geez...
Perspective....guys. We need a little down to Earth perspective here.
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I hope Santa slips a $ in your stocking, gives you a wink, tells you you've been a fabulously well behaved boy this year and in a hushed tone reveals what he wants you to get yourself this Xmas.
"Brown eyes, a beaming smile, and a bouncing yellow grip keeping gentle time with breasts - golden and light - swaying and supple."
Course, he'll have to wipe the drool from his bottom lip after this cause, didn't ya know(?), Santa loves them Asian girls too. Yeah ... thats right. You heard me. Must've caught sight of one of them sexy Eskimos babes all bound up in her furs floatin' around the North Pole or somethin'. He's never been right since. Then, that fat, pink cheeked, pale bearded monger with the fairy hat and red plush pimp suit will dart up the chimney. He'll jump on that bastard sleigh of his and turn on the ol' Claus World Computer. This site will be saved as a favorite and his swelled up horny fingers will click as fast as they can to it. He'll click right to this site to get the latest juicy info on our favorite sunny interludes. But instead what's he gonna find??? Not crucial details on how to best get his wrinkled nuts off while in the tender care of a dark haired oriental masterpiece.... oh - no ...no. But, fellow mongnificons quarreling over perceived length and light hearted burdensome metaphors.
Not naughty.
Not nice.
Not cool.
Now, see that jolly old elf ain't too keen on not getting his snowballs melted. I mean can you imagine the stress of his crummy job. Up friggin chimneys, down friggin chimneys. Having to snort Reindeer butt during every takeoff. Etc, Etc. Well, Saint Nick is gonna have to relieve that tension someway. So, he's gonna reach beneath that hard wood, hard ass seat he has to sit on all night and pull out his favorite leather whip. Now, believe me you don't want to be riding behind Rudolph after that whip cracking, blue balled maniac goes to town on his reindeer ass.
Now, which one of you gonna take the heat for kids not being able to tell which end of Rudolph is guiding Santa's sleigh through the storm come Xmas eve?
Huh... which one?
Ah, a bunch of Xmas haters - the lot of you.
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Perspective, gentlemen...
perspective.
Merry Christmas!
Rangeline Road - Oriental Therapeutic Massage
Was here earlier in the year. Has anyone been there recently? Was only 1 girl working during the week at aroun 7pm. 35-40 yo, standard asian massage. At the end she says all done, but I put my arm around her waist so she doesn't leave & ask for more. She is reluctant & asks if I'm a copy, I say no, and she asks if we can go to my house later. I say not, because I have family in town. So take out is probably available if you ask nicely! Gave. 4 tip after nice hand finish.
Ad is usually in Nuvo at 622 S E Rangeline Rd, Carmel.
(aren't they putting up new gov't offices across the street from this shopping mall?)