EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3585620]Indeed, she's the one. For those interested, she's apparently easy for FS as well (although, I don't have first hand knowledge of rates).[/QUOTE]Dr M,

If you text her she gives the rates so openly. Mentions somrthing about seven on heaven. Also quotes ridiculous price of 800 for wife option. Wow, not looking for a wife.

On another note, I broke down and saw O from NG. A very convvenient location in back of store front on belmont. A very nice girl and polite. Quick on getting the job done. The photos in BP are much better than how she looks in person. In person, she has tatoos, about 5'81/2, blonde hair that's more darker than photos, thin build but no waist. She is the girl in the pics but the first pic is photo shopped. She was interested in doing many positions which is nice. Personality a 9, Looks a 6. 5 total cost was 8+ rating out of ten (8+ is not a price). Her range should be more in 240 area IMHO. She's from Warsaw and leaves in 5 weeks. 3 call system. I would think that if she was dressed up her looks scale goes to an 8 but when I saw her, nothing left for imagination. I recommend for her pleasant personality and job well done.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;3584185]Has anyone found Bozema, who used to be in Northbrook?[/QUOTE]I might have seen her last week. Thought name was Bujana? Platinum blonde who worked for Tat's for many years? If that is the one, I reached thru this ad. [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/european-massage-in-northbrook-inandoutcall/28754713[/URL].

She not the girl in the ad. Think that another girl or owner? Saw girl in ad before in Nothfield. Saw Bujana on Shermer down the hall from CT.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3585609][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/24-7-100-free-free-free-100-russian-blonde-24-7-100-free-free-free-100-free-free-free-24-7/76114713[/URL][/QUOTE]I take it these pics are 5-10 years old?

Heading into town Tuesday. Looking for some EMP or American / Latina / AA girls. Preferably in a salon or office setting as opposed to Home or motel.

Any suggestions?

[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;3586223]I take it these pics are 5-10 years old?[/QUOTE]It's hard to say. She is a well published model and all of her photos are professionally taken, probably touched up, and could be several years, or more, old.

None the less, she is a beautiful woman and those are her pics. She doesn't show her age but, like any woman, take the make up off and catch her in her sweats and she looks different, beautiful still, but different.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3584320]Yeah, I believe the Hoffman Estates address is simply the location where the phone number is registered. Tat's used to be everywhere. Last I checked, they are down to two locations. The one on Golf Road in Schaumburg, near Woodfield Mall. The other is in an office in Northbrook on Meadow. Let us know who you find when you get there.[/QUOTE]

I tried to go to the Schaumburg Tat's last week, but ended up at the Asian massage parlor named pure spa I think. I did have a great massage though with a very limited menu.

[QUOTE=GMoneyMan;3587023]I tried to go to the Schaumburg Tat's last week, but ended up at the Asian massage parlor named pure spa I think. I did have a great massage though with a very limited menu.[/QUOTE]Did you try calling Tat's initially, before hitting up the AMP? Wondering if they mentioned who is working in Schaumburg, or if that location is even still in operation.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3587141]Did you try calling Tat's initially, before hitting up the AMP? Wondering if they mentioned who is working in Schaumburg, or if that location is even still in operation.[/QUOTE]I didn't try calling them initially. I'll call them later this week, and probably will try and stop in. I'll report afterwards.

[QUOTE=MassageGuru;3528909]I did try Diana, the newbie from Maria's. She is young, nice body (especially the ass). Not much of a massage and not very talkative. On the flip, staryed qouting me. 6 for HJ. Negotiated her down to. 5. She has very good technique with nice facial expression. Maybe she is pretending ro enjoy it or maybe she is really into it. Roaming is allowed but only OTC. Nice ass though.[/QUOTE]Trying to send you some info.

Went to Tats in Schaumburg yesterday. Drew someone whose name sounded like Aylisa. . . Maybe late 40's, blond hair, nice tits. Anyway, excellent legit massage, great conversation, nice HE with some fun tit-sucking. I recommend.

[QUOTE=GMoneyMan;3587303]I didn't try calling them initially. I'll call them later this week, and probably will try and stop in. I'll report afterwards.[/QUOTE]Tat's in Schaumburg is open, I think its a Monday to Friday thing.

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3601139]Went to Tats in Schaumburg yesterday. Drew someone whose name sounded like Aylisa. . . Maybe late 40's, blond hair, nice tits. Anyway, excellent legit massage, great conversation, nice HE with some fun tit-sucking. I recommend.[/QUOTE]I guess it's luck of the draw there. I saw Ola and was shut out.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3603337]I guess it's luck of the draw there. I saw Ola and was shut out.[/QUOTE]I was shut out as well.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3603337]I guess it's luck of the draw there. I saw Ola and was shut out.[/QUOTE]It must be, I saw my regular today, and she was great as always.

[QUOTE=Frogger7777;3601139]Went to Tats in Schaumburg yesterday. Drew someone whose name sounded like Aylisa. . . Maybe late 40's, blond hair, nice tits. Anyway, excellent legit massage, great conversation, nice HE with some fun tit-sucking. I recommend.[/QUOTE]Is tats in Schaumburg on golf at roselle? I have googled and got an address it's a two story bldg. Are they upstairs there is another AMP on the ground floor.

Is it walk in? Thanks for any help.

[QUOTE=Elmwoood;3604496]Is tats in Schaumburg on golf at roselle? I have googled and got an address it's a two story bldg. Are they upstairs there is another AMP on the ground floor.

Is it walk in? Thanks for any help.[/QUOTE]2nd floor. You have to call in advance.

I have been a lurker for a while and finally took the plunge. I visited Lana. She is a bit older but nice.

I paid the door fee and had a nice light touch massage. I got a nice handshake on the flip that I know I overpaid for (little head thinking). There was some OTC touching.

Only comments: the room I was in was also where the restroom was, and a person used it while I was on the table. Also, there were a few times I felt that I was only getting one of her hands and she was texting with the other.

Nonetheless, I enjoyed myself and will visit again as I know now it takes a couple of visits.

Hi,

I'm visiting for business. Coming from the west coast and wanted to try an EMP. From what I've read tats seems to be the place to go. Can anyone let me know the damage?

[QUOTE=JustToPlay70;3605287]I have been a lurker for a while and finally took the plunge. I visited Lana. She is a bit older but nice.

I paid the door fee and had a nice light touch massage. I got a nice handshake on the flip that I know I overpaid for (little head thinking). There was some OTC touching.

Only comments: the room I was in was also where the restroom was, and a person used it while I was on the table. Also, there were a few times I felt that I was only getting one of her hands and she was texting with the other.

Nonetheless, I enjoyed myself and will visit again as I know now it takes a couple of visits.[/QUOTE]Were you there yesterday?

[QUOTE=JustToPlay70;3605287]Only comments: the room I was in was also where the restroom was, and a person used it while I was on the table. Also, there were a few times I felt that I was only getting one of her hands and she was texting with the other.

Nonetheless, I enjoyed myself and will visit again as I know now it takes a couple of visits.[/QUOTE]It's not about the amount of visits, it's all about the $ with her. I stopped seeing her because it seemed her tips increased with every visit. My last visit I started to get up and leave and she gave me an exasperated "Fine!" and finished me off. Yeah, I knew the service after that was not going to be top notch. When I broached the FS subject, she *started* at 2 and a half Bennies, on top of the door fee! HAH!

And your observation was correct, she'll think nothing of texting while giving you a massage.

Slappy.

Great info and someone to avoid it sounds like. Another money grubber.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3607017]It's not about the amount of visits, it's all about the $ with her. I stopped seeing her because it seemed her tips increased with every visit. My last visit I started to get up and leave and she gave me an exasperated "Fine!" and finished me off. Yeah, I knew the service after that was not going to be top notch. When I broached the FS subject, she *started* at 2 and a half Bennies, on top of the door fee! HAH!

And your observation was correct, she'll think nothing of texting while giving you a massage.

Slappy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3607017]It's not about the amount of visits, it's all about the $ with her. I stopped seeing her because it seemed her tips increased with every visit. My last visit I started to get up and leave and she gave me an exasperated "Fine!" and finished me off. Yeah, I knew the service after that was not going to be top notch. When I broached the FS subject, she *started* at 2 and a half Bennies, on top of the door fee! HAH!

And your observation was correct, she'll think nothing of texting while giving you a massage.

Slappy.[/QUOTE]She demanded 100 for the nude hi, I declined, and not because it's so outrageous. Actually some LMT and AMT ask the same number, but this one is not worth it because she not hot and fresh, in fact she's approaching an expiration date.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/european-massage-in-northbrook-inandoutcall/28754713[/URL]

Drew an older blonde, not bad on the eyes, but the bod is a little soft. Gives a good therapeutic massage. Instead of full size towel a hand towel is on the table, so I plopped down buck naked. She barely covered the goods with the hand towel.

On the flip she threw the hand towel over my junk, half covering. I took this as a green light and started some OTC and moved the towel once she started working the upper inner thigh. She smiled and went to work. Good standard finish, allowed full OTC and some under the shirt for a standard tip.

Gets better the more you see her.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3619722][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/european-massage-in-northbrook-inandoutcall/28754713[/URL]

Drew an older blonde, not bad on the eyes, but the bod is a little soft. Gives a good therapeutic massage. Instead of full size towel a hand towel is on the table, so I plopped down buck naked. She barely covered the goods with the hand towel.

On the flip she threw the hand towel over my junk, half covering. I took this as a green light and started some OTC and moved the towel once she started working the upper inner thigh. She smiled and went to work. Good standard finish, allowed full OTC and some under the shirt for a standard tip.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;3620566]Gets better the more you see her.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. Where is the incall located?

[QUOTE=NorthsideJim;3622384]Thanks for the info. Where is the incall located?[/QUOTE]If you can believe the ad, they are in Northbrook. That's in IL, north of Glenview & south of Deerfield.

Any info on this fellow's. [URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/ready-for-a-bubble-bath-natalia-european-doll-realaxation-you-deserve/49241212[/URL].

No ad to link to, they posted once in CL, I kept the number, and they haven't posted since. Even a Google search turns up nada. Business is located on Dundee east of Arlington Heights Rd.

Anway, finally had an incall appointment. Met the MT there. She looked to be at least 40, not especially cute, and definitely drunk. I had to take the keys from her and unlock the office and the massage room. At this point I went from a 60 to 30 minute appointment, and decided I'm going to see what I can get away with.

Her "massage" consisted of running her hands over my back then laying on me and mashing her cans into me. After the 2nd time she did that I raised my ass and put her hands where they would do the most good. I pulled down her yoga pants and got a good handful of somewhat saggy ass.

Then I flipped where it was more of the same. I just flat out asked if she'd drain my balls for me and she said "of course. " I will say her one redeeming quality as an MT was her finishing technique. Decently slow with good ball play. Funny thing, I had her pants down, trying for FIV, but she wouldn't let me go under the shirt. So got some serious OTC above the waist, and UTC below. She wouldn't let me FIV (really didn't try) and kept saying I'm a bad boy and try to pull her pants up. 3 seconds later I had them back down. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Her cleanup was exactly like a drunk cleaning up a spilled drink. At least she had a hot towel for that. I got dressed, she said "you pay me now" and I tipped her all of 35. I think I was in and out in 20 minutes.

It's a bummer as the location is nice, a medical office building, and the actual massage room was what you'd expect at a legit place, very nicely done. If this service gets a decent MT, they could become a go to spot. Until then, forget it.

Is it walk ins? Or do you have to make an appointment and then they give you the address.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3584320]Yeah, I believe the Hoffman Estates address is simply the location where the phone number is registered. Tat's used to be everywhere. Last I checked, they are down to two locations. The one on Golf Road in Schaumburg, near Woodfield Mall. The other is in an office in Northbrook on Meadow. Let us know who you find when you get there.[/QUOTE]

Anything close to Skokie near Old Orchard?

[QUOTE=GoldenGreek;3628154]Is it walk ins? Or do you have to make an appointment and then they give you the address.[/QUOTE]With Russian MT appointment make you!

You must call ahead and make an appointment, at least for Schaumburg location. The MT meets you there.

Tat's in Schaumburg continues to be good for me, went on Wednesday last week, saw the usual girl who works Monday-Wednesday, massage was as decent as Euro massage as I've gotten, not MT but also no rubbing the back for 3 minutes with too much oil. On flip shirt comes up, pants come down, FIV, HJ, tip was the same price as admission. Normally I can get BBBJ, but the HJ was so good I didn't even bother asking. She's a real gem, and should be treated as such.

[URL]milwaukee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/100-beautiful-real-lmt-brunette-in-the-milwaukee-area-visiting-until-thursday/27758057[/URL]

I may TOFTT with this one in Wisconsin. I assumed she was one of the many 773 girls, stationed in Milwaukee for some reason. She claims to only work out-of-state and never in Chicago, but I figured I'd ask if she looks familiar to anyone.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3653588][URL]milwaukee.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/100-beautiful-real-lmt-brunette-in-the-milwaukee-area-visiting-until-thursday/27758057[/URL]

I may TOFTT with this one in Wisconsin. I assumed she was one of the many 773 girls, stationed in Milwaukee for some reason. She claims to only work out-of-state and never in Chicago, but I figured I'd ask if she looks familiar to anyone.[/QUOTE]Hello Dr. M.

I frequent to MKE too and I can TOFTT as well. If you happen to do it before I do, please report. I hear that K has a new talent. I will post after I TOFTT soon.

I saw V today at K's place. She has a nice body. Cute? That is hard to say. I am more of a Euro fan. Fake boobs on this girl sticks a mile out, so some of you guys might be good with that. I personally prefer natural. I saw another monger as I was chatting with K after my session was done. If that is you PM me. We should exchange notes.

S2.

[QUOTE=Seraph2;3653709]Hello Dr. M.

I frequent to MKE too and I can TOFTT as well. If you happen to do it before I do, please report. I hear that K has a new talent. I will post after I TOFTT soon.[/QUOTE]I TOFTT with Veronica yesterday. I left a blow by blow review in the Milwaukee Backpage forum. Expensive and slightly disappointing session. I could've found an hour of FS or had two oral sessions for the price of one HJ with Veronica.

Compared to many of these hotel Euros, EMP women like K are still a genuine bargain, when you get a real massage plus extras for the hour.

[QUOTE=HonkyDonkyMan;3651306]Tat's in Schaumburg continues to be good for me, went on Wednesday last week, saw the usual girl who works Monday-Wednesday, massage was as decent as Euro massage as I've gotten, not MT but also no rubbing the back for 3 minutes with too much oil. On flip shirt comes up, pants come down, FIV, HJ, tip was the same price as admission. Normally I can get BBBJ, but the HJ was so good I didn't even bother asking. She's a real gem, and should be treated as such.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about the great looking Polish blonde who also works as a nurse? If so, I struck out with her today. She has a rocking body and was wearing yoga pants and braless with a black top. I gave every hint and even asked her to take off the top, but she said since it was our first session that she would not. Maybe I'll give her another try if what you described was with her.

[QUOTE=SpaSearch;3659485]Are you talking about the great looking Polish blonde who also works as a nurse? If so, I struck out with her today. She has a rocking body and was wearing yoga pants and braless with a black top. I gave every hint and even asked her to take off the top, but she said since it was our first session that she would not. Maybe I'll give her another try if what you described was with her.[/QUOTE]From everyone I've talked to on here. Apparently she's hit or miss, if she likes you, sky is the limit, if she doesn't, she doesn't.

Sorry you had a bad experience, I'd say she's worth one more shot, but that's me personally.

Anyone have the link or # to this majestic place? They seem much better than AD based on your guys reviews and I can't seem to find a contact info on here or bckpg.

[QUOTE=SpaSearch;3659485]Are you talking about the great looking Polish blonde who also works as a nurse? If so, I struck out with her today. She has a rocking body and was wearing yoga pants and braless with a black top. I gave every hint and even asked her to take off the top, but she said since it was our first session that she would not. Maybe I'll give her another try if what you described was with her.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nfc03;3663794]Anyone have the link or # to this majestic place? They seem much better than AD based on your guys reviews and I can't seem to find a contact info on here or bckpg.[/QUOTE]"Tatiana's Massage" as an entity is something of a ghost. The name is a cut-out used to run various massage offices in faceless, nameless medical clinics and office parks in the north suburbs. If you find a classified for a Tatiana's Massage, Alenushka's Massage, Angela's Massage, or any other 'Insert Euro Name' Massage with an 847 or 773 area code, most of these lead back to Tat's. Google, along with Senior PM's, are your friend. The names usually go unreported here and the girls often float from location to location. You'll need to call around and request a session in your area, with most UTR offices triangulated between NB, BG, and Schaumburg. Get to know your favorites over time, with the understanding that first time visits usually end in blue balls. Gentlemanly flirtation and polite requests to go undraped will move things forward by your second visit. The ladies themselves are usually a little too old for the eye candy Euro hotel services, but make up for it in actual therapeutic technique. Having been at this for years, they will typically draw the line at HJ's with roaming to avoid provider burnout.