Massage Parlor Reports

This girl is hot but seems a little wacky. Anybody tried her?

[URL]http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/chrissis-magic-hands-serious-body-work-specialist-6124079520/40897282[/URL]

[QUOTE=Mikewillmakeit;3741410]Lauren is very sweet, very detailed massage! Lauren isn't a Man, she has a son, and is from California, you morons post anything. Very classy young lady, could use a little bit more structure, but very relaxing and all around accommodating.[/QUOTE]If you think so see for yourself I know her and he doesn't have a son and is a man if you don't believe me ask her to get naked and I bet you find a surprise.

[QUOTE=MontanaSlim;3742121]This girl is hot but seems a little wacky. Anybody tried her?

[URL]http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/chrissis-magic-hands-serious-body-work-specialist-6124079520/40897282[/URL][/QUOTE]She charges a high price and does not do full serve. I don't mind the non-FS part, but the price is more than I would pay.

[QUOTE=FilmoreSlim27;3742270]If you think so see for yourself I know her and he doesn't have a son and is a man if you don't believe me ask her to get naked and I bet you find a surprise.[/QUOTE]I have to concur with filmoreslim on this. Lauren is definitely a man, I won't mention how I found out, but let's just say I was surprised. He does give a decent massage tho.

[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;3742890]I have to concur with filmoreslim on this. Lauren is definitely a man, I won't mention how I found out, but let's just say I was surprised. He does give a decent massage tho.[/QUOTE]And extras? Curious how much was the massage?

Perhaps there are two Laurens being discussed?

And it is not Lee Lee. Her name is Lily.

[QUOTE=JJletsplay;3734587]Slyguy, Sounds like all the Usual as past at TLC. Question tho- The Mama there (looked like Yoda- LOL) Was she kinda Loud, Pushy, Snippy & Confrontational w/you? Any or All the aforementioned? If her- She's the Reason I Stopped Going To TLC a while ago. Head to BC For AMPs. Plus it was Usually Dirty & in Disrepair. Just Curious if any change there. Convenient & Kimmy Sounded Ok. Be Safe, Thanks, JJ.[/QUOTE]Mama at TLC wasn't bad, she didn't say much. Place is in disrepair, but didn't find it overtly dirty. Not my first choice, but based on the circumstances it wasn't too bad.

Hey mongers,

I was in Holland the end of last week and decided to check the board to see if anything was interesting.

It wasn't. But something caught my attention. A fellow mongers was reviewing a place in Muskegon and said he spoke with the owner who owns a spot in Muskegon and relax in GR and said they were about to open up again in Kalamazoo.

Monger said owner told him they had been shut down twice in kzoo because of neighbor complaints. Well only one place came to mind and that is health massage. So they may be back for a third time. Keep your eyes open & I'll do the same.

Sircody.

Is this the new place run by the ladies from Relax in Grand Rapids? I can't call right now, anyone know where it's located?

[URL]http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-body-massage/47304392[/URL]

[QUOTE=MD2020;3749690]Is this the new place run by the ladies from Relax in Grand Rapids? I can't call right now, anyone know where it's located?

[URL]http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-body-massage/47304392[/URL][/QUOTE]Not allowed to say exact street address here. I called sounded older asian lady says she text me address, and appointment only. It is in kzoo upper floor. Pm me for details or do what I did and call or text for appt and address. I cannot go myself today to report back 1st. But let us know if you can. Be safe.

[QUOTE=MD2020;3749690]Is this the new place run by the ladies from Relax in Grand Rapids? I can't call right now, anyone know where it's located?

[URL]http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/grand-opening-body-massage/47304392[/URL][/QUOTE]I too among others I'm sure, would be Very Interested. Need in Kzoo. If that's same place coming back, (that was on Shaver) would be good. Called- not picking up. Voice mail- who knows? Texted- No response yet. The Where Located & Hours are most important. Hope when first person finds out Will Post or PM me / us please. Thanks, JJ.

[QUOTE=JJletsplay;3749769]I too among others I'm sure, would be Very Interested. Need in Kzoo. If that's same place coming back, (that was on Shaver) would be good. Called- not picking up. Voice mail- who knows? Texted- No response yet. The Where Located & Hours are most important. Hope when first person finds out Will Post or PM me / us please. Thanks, JJ.[/QUOTE]Cannot post street address. Read admin warning below. Follow rules. He will do this and I'm not getting in trouble or membership deleted. Keep trying to call, lady answered for me, texted me info needed, stated APPOINTMENTS ONLY! To call or text appointment time requested is how you see therapist. So just the address and hours not going to get you in is what she was getting at sounded like. Not trying to sound rude, just the messenger, she answered for me. As I investigate further, I will share dreams. I appreciate hearing others as well. Be safe, lets not blow this place out of the water.

[QUOTE=MNick;3750441]Cannot post street address. Read admin warning below. Follow rules. He will do this and I'm not getting in trouble or membership deleted. Keep trying to call, lady answered for me, texted me info needed, stated APPOINTMENTS ONLY! To call or text appointment time requested is how you see therapist. So just the address and hours not going to get you in is what she was getting at sounded like. Not trying to sound rude, just the messenger, she answered for me. As I investigate further, I will share dreams. I appreciate hearing others as well. Be safe, lets not blow this place out of the water.[/QUOTE]MNick- thanks for spreading those Clear Messages, thru Posting here. The Ownership / Mgmt there, Made their policies Clear. You Delivered her massages. Anyone Interested, should put in the effort to get scheduled, and find out, on their own. I hope you & No One else Here, will post / review Any Specifics re: their dreams- in this case! Yes, Please mongers- be Cool. Let's Not Chase them Away. PM those you know, if needed. Be Safe & Smart Men. Best, JJ.

[QUOTE=JJletsplay;3751163]MNick- thanks for spreading those Clear Messages, thru Posting here. The Ownership / Mgmt there, Made their policies Clear. You Delivered her massages. Anyone Interested, should put in the effort to get scheduled, and find out, on their own. I hope you & No One else Here, will post / review Any Specifics re: their dreams- in this case! Yes, Please mongers- be Cool. Let's Not Chase them Away. PM those you know, if needed. Be Safe & Smart Men. Best, JJ.[/QUOTE]Great massage! Can't complain! Got my hr too!

30 yr old Chinese. 40 something too.

Enjoy!

I went to newmassage place found address on BP add. Door was locked knocked on door and was greeted. They keep door locked at all times just knock and they will let you in. Place is clean rooms are very dark. Was treated nice standard AMP and finish standard rate no tip was brought up at all. 40-40 for hhr. Will repeat 2 girls working but only saw one. The name escaped me sorry!

Give them a trydidnot ask if more was available.