Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;4279529]A legit shop won't offer extra services, but a client may get aroused nonetheless after being massaged. So, some clients will DIY and whether they want to tip extra beyond a massage tip is up to them, but often a client gets off on having the AMT watch them or they watch the AMT, or, they have the AMT continue massaging them (especially inner thighs), or making sexy comments during the DIY, all which may prompt the client to give more than the usual massage tip. The worst case is an AMT that refuses to even stay in the same room while the client DIYs, but then they don't expect a beyond usual tip anyhow.[/QUOTE]

I can dig it. To each their own, I guess. Like I said, different strokes for different folks. I guess I just like mine stroked by her. I get that some guys can get off that way, but I wouldn't do it even if she said no tip. Not my thing. I've been to legit parlors, it's kinda how I picked up this hobby. I have my go to legit parlor in which I'm a regular, and I have my dirty dirtay, in which I'm also a regular. I dont know, on top of it all, I couldn't pay to take myself down.

I don't post a lot, but had to post about this one. Went by today. Got there at 10:25 am. Parked, got out of the car, was told to move across 23rd, as they were doing something to the parking lot. I did move, had to walk back across 23rd. Go inside, hand the shorter lady wearing a red top and spandex pants a $, tell her 1 hour with shower. Ok. Shower after. She leaves, I undress and get the towel on. She comes back, no change from my $. Piss poor massage technique. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it a 1.5. This went on for about 10 minutes, then was told to flip. Flip? WTH? I did, and that's when the upsell started. Wanted. 4 for a standard finish, plus more for topless, bottomless, etc. Went with standard finish, but she wants the tip now, before starting. Get up, get the tip, she see other cash, starts upselling again. Tell her no. Standard finish, then off to the shower. For about 3 minutes. No soap, just a scrubber. Stand up, dry off, back to room. I'm not happy, been 25 minutes since I walked in. I get dressed, she starts talking about next time, then walks out. I'm dressed, so I follow her, telling her there won't be a next time. She says why not? I say I paid for an hour, got 25 minutes, and never got the change back from my $. She tries to hug me, saying next time. I told her to stop, no water, no candy, give me my change from the $. She pouts, goes to the other room, gets. 30 and brings it back. At this point, I'm done. I know it should have been at least. 45, but just want away from this one. I take the. 30, and walk out, with her still saying next time. I turn back and tell her there won't be a next time. Walk back across 23rd, and get in my car. 36 total minutes have passed since I got out of my car and walked to their door. This is the 2nd time this has happened with this one. Mongers, starve her out. I won't go back as long as she is there. Or, if I do go back, if it's just her there, I'll turn and walk.

[QUOTE=Grumpo;4291217]I don't post a lot, but had to post about this one. Went by today. Got there at 10:25 am. Parked, got out of the car, was told to move across 23rd, as they were doing something to the parking lot. I did move, had to walk back across 23rd. Go inside, hand the shorter lady wearing a red top and spandex pants a $, tell her 1 hour with shower. Ok. Shower after. She leaves, I undress and get the towel on. She comes back, no change from my $. Piss poor massage technique. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it a 1.5. This went on for about 10 minutes, then was told to flip. Flip? WTH? I did, and that's when the upsell started. Wanted. 4 for a standard finish, plus more for topless, bottomless, etc. Went with standard finish, but she wants the tip now, before starting. Get up, get the tip, she see other cash, starts upselling again. Tell her no. Standard finish, then off to the shower. For about 3 minutes. No soap, just a scrubber. Stand up, dry off, back to room. I'm not happy, been 25 minutes since I walked in. I get dressed, she starts talking about next time, then walks out. I'm dressed, so I follow her, telling her there won't be a next time. She says why not? I say I paid for an hour, got 25 minutes, and never got the change back from my $. She tries to hug me, saying next time. I told her to stop, no water, no candy, give me my change from the $. She pouts, goes to the other room, gets. 30 and brings it back. At this point, I'm done. I know it should have been at least. 45, but just want away from this one. I take the. 30, and walk out, with her still saying next time. I turn back and tell her there won't be a next time. Walk back across 23rd, and get in my car. 36 total minutes have passed since I got out of my car and walked to their door. This is the 2nd time this has happened with this one. Mongers, starve her out. I won't go back as long as she is there. Or, if I do go back, if it's just her there, I'll turn and walk.[/QUOTE]They are the worst. And she is the mamasan! They just want the $ for bending their wrist for a few minutes. Massage is completely worthless. Go to Best Asian on Newberry. They give the best massages and treat you like a king.

[QUOTE=MotionLotion;4292346]They are the worst. And she is the mamasan! They just want the $ for bending their wrist for a few minutes. Massage is completely worthless. Go to Best Asian on Newberry. They give the best massages and treat you like a king.[/QUOTE]And repeat visits with the ladies at Best Newberry, after they know you are a safe customer, are accompanied by menus as full as the ones at your better Chinese restaurants.

[QUOTE=FranklyScarlet;4292449]And repeat visits with the ladies at Best Newberry, after they know you are a safe customer, are accompanied by menus as full as the ones at your better Chinese restaurants.[/QUOTE]Is Best the one on Newberry by the comic book store (if that's still there)?

[QUOTE=JohnnyGator;4295401]Is Best the one on Newberry by the comic book store (if that's still there)?[/QUOTE]Best is the second-to-last store in that row. During the day there is a fair amout of traffic in other stores in the strip but not much in the evening.

I visited both these establishments in the past 10 days. The latest visit to Best Asian was on a late night and it was pretty busy. LaLa and Coco were both busy so the woman behind the desk said that although she doesn't usually do massage at Best, she would give me a massage. Turned out she was the owner of Best Asian and also Lotus. She's a great and friendly lady. I would guess late 30's early 40's, always hard for me to tell. Her massage was pretty good but she had to leave a couple of times to answer the door and phone. I was pretty surprised when she went over the hour by 15 minutes to make up for the interruptions. One of the things that confused me was that she brought up a stool to sit on during the flip. Pretty much ended any roaming below the belt. She invited me to try Lotus again and that she thought it would be to my liking. So off to Lotus I go a week or so later. Sure enough there she was handling the desk at Lotus. Told me to try Jessica. Maybe a little older (40's) but it was a great massage. YMMV. Both places left me with a smile on my face and a standard tip on the table when I left. I learned that a younger woman is coming to Best Asian in a week or so (if she's not already there), said she was 30. I've always liked Best and now there's a backup at Lotus if things are too busy there. Great service both places. Lotus is of course newer so it's a little nicer atmosphere. But I won't hesitate to go back to either place. I just wish they would drop the price of a table shower to $10 (instead of $20). There haven't been many posts about Lotus since they opened because of the "alleged" bait and switch. Oh, and the dude. Haven't seen him and things are pretty much the same at both places.

Mark Twain said it. Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.

Normally when I go to 23rd massage and it's busy, I leave and return in an hour or so.

But swayed by the recent anti-23rd Lucky Massage posts I've tried other places when 23rd is full. 23rd is full alot.

As previously posted, I tried Gainesville Massage on 13th, north of Lowe's and found both of those businesses offer DIY support.

Recently, I tried Ming Tree near NW 13th and NW 23rd.

Ming Tree is less than DIY. Level 0. Zero point zero Mr. Blutarsky.

I guess Best Asian is next in the rotation.

[QUOTE=RichardNixon;4304385]Mark Twain said it. Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.

Normally when I go to 23rd massage and it's busy, I leave and return in an hour or so.

But swayed by the recent anti-23rd Lucky Massage posts I've tried other places when 23rd is full. 23rd is full alot.

As previously posted, I tried Gainesville Massage on 13th, north of Lowe's and found both of those businesses offer DIY support.

Recently, I tried Ming Tree near NW 13th and NW 23rd.

Ming Tree is less than DIY. Level 0. Zero point zero Mr. Blutarsky.

I guess Best Asian is next in the rotation.[/QUOTE]Haven't been to Ming in a while but they are totally legit. If you ever feel like you need to be punished go there and ask the gal for a hard massage. She can bring it.

[QUOTE=PlantMan02;4300700]I visited both these establishments in the past 10 days. The latest visit to Best Asian was on a late night and it was pretty busy. LaLa and Coco were both busy so the woman behind the desk said that although she doesn't usually do massage at Best, she would give me a massage. Turned out she was the owner of Best Asian and also Lotus. She's a great and friendly lady. I would guess late 30's early 40's, always hard for me to tell. Her massage was pretty good but she had to leave a couple of times to answer the door and phone. I was pretty surprised when she went over the hour by 15 minutes to make up for the interruptions. One of the things that confused me was that she brought up a stool to sit on during the flip. Pretty much ended any roaming below the belt. She invited me to try Lotus again and that she thought it would be to my liking. So off to Lotus I go a week or so later. Sure enough there she was handling the desk at Lotus. Told me to try Jessica. Maybe a little older (40's) but it was a great massage. YMMV. Both places left me with a smile on my face and a standard tip on the table when I left. I learned that a younger woman is coming to Best Asian in a week or so (if she's not already there), said she was 30. I've always liked Best and now there's a backup at Lotus if things are too busy there. Great service both places. Lotus is of course newer so it's a little nicer atmosphere. But I won't hesitate to go back to either place. I just wish they would drop the price of a table shower to $10 (instead of $20). There haven't been many posts about Lotus since they opened because of the "alleged" bait and switch. Oh, and the dude. Haven't seen him and things are pretty much the same at both places.[/QUOTE]Anna is the lady that is the owner / MS of those two places. Have seen her at Best since they opened 3-4 years ago. She was at Lotus when I stopped in early Jan. Always a great massage with her but usually only DIY finish after her expert teasing. And it is good to see a plus report on Lotus. All the YMMV stuff came during the first few weeks they were open and maybe Anna straightened all that out.

So I decided to try out an AMP and went with best Asian off newberry. Walked in and drew Jessica an older lady. I thought to myself shit I don't want any extras, at first. Well after the awesome massage and teasing on the flip my mind had changed LOL. But she offered no extras. Not even diy LOL. I wasnt happy atleast the massage kicked ass. So I tipped her a 20 and she hands me a card and says come see at lotus. Well does thst mean she will offer Extras at lotus? LOL my first time guys.

Ok fellas so as previously stated yesterday was my first time st an AMP. She had told me to come to lotus so I decided to check it out today. Way nicer building and I was able to park where it sidnt seem like I was there. First walked in and there was a fine younger Asian with a nice rack. I asked her if she wawas going to do it but she didn't speak any english. Jessica wasnt there and I ended up drawing SuSu. Again probably mid 40's. Alittle better looking then jessica but not much. Massage was good with alot of teasing. On the flip she immediately did the sign language. I tried to negotiate like a mf for something different then the standard but she was not having it LOL. But I settled with UTC roaming and standard. I thought I'm about to get my money worth cause with standard I take awhile. However she surprised me and 15 minutes later dream ended. 40 mario coins. I doubt I'd repeat with her if I had the choice just for the fact the menu is bare. I wasnt offered TS at either which I would have declined anyway. I think I may check out orlando next week.

[QUOTE=BigDingaling;4328702]Ok fellas so as previously stated yesterday was my first time st an AMP. She had told me to come to lotus so I decided to check it out today. Way nicer building and I was able to park where it sidnt seem like I was there. First walked in and there was a fine younger Asian with a nice rack. I asked her if she wawas going to do it but she didn't speak any english. Jessica wasnt there and I ended up drawing SuSu. Again probably mid 40's. Alittle better looking then jessica but not much. Massage was good with alot of teasing. On the flip she immediately did the sign language. I tried to negotiate like a mf for something different then the standard but she was not having it LOL. But I settled with UTC roaming and standard. I thought I'm about to get my money worth cause with standard I take awhile. However she surprised me and 15 minutes later dream ended. 40 mario coins. I doubt I'd repeat with her if I had the choice just for the fact the menu is bare.[/QUOTE]No, the menu obviously isn't bare, because if it was you wouldn't even have gotten what you got. If you really want bare go to Ming Tree.

Hi All.

I've never actually been to an AMP before.

I've been reading these posts and it sounds like to me, that in Gainesville, none of these places have hot looking women (of any age) who will take care of you to completion (not DIY!

Is that a generally correct Summary of the Gainesville AMP scene?

[QUOTE=LatinaHunpster;4330992]Hi All.

I've never actually been to an AMP before.

I've been reading these posts and it sounds like to me, that in Gainesville, none of these places have hot looking women (of any age) who will take care of you to completion (not DIY!

Is that a generally correct Summary of the Gainesville AMP scene?[/QUOTE]Every now and then you find a lady at one of these places that goes farther, after you have seen her a couple of times. And after word gets out about her she rotates out of Gainesville and you have to work with "the new girl" all over again. There are places in Jax and Orlando that are much surer things.