Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bob521;2931738]Went there last year a couple times. I know the owner, who does not offer extras. In fact she primarily massages women. She's pretty cool. Married, has daughter, nail spa, and another massage shop. I had another girl a few times, including HE. I don't think the owner knows. Or else believes in plausible deniability. Its been over a year, so the girl I had is long gone. The tables are really extended foot massage tables folded flat. Some rooms have doors. Other have curtains. The place falls into the category of semi-legit. Which means it depends on the woman, how comfortable she is with you, etc. You could say that about nearly every shop in town. Bob.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the feedback Bob. I think I'll pass on this place. They're too many other Asian fish in the MP sea who provide a good massage plus HE.

[QUOTE=CaliScorpio;2933130]Thanks for the feedback Bob. I think I'll pass on this place. They're too many other Asian fish in the MP sea who provide a good massage plus HE.[/QUOTE]Cali Scorpio you must be able to see into the future or something. Tonight this ad got posted on CL [URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5613519776.html[/URL] . This is the first time I have ever seen an ad from them. SaintChuck.

I had posted that I was a little upset about what happened last Wednesday with the pre-school teacher and I said that if anybody needed details they could PM me. I have received a bunch of PM's and I am tired of typing out the whole story. It is really embarrassing and one of the strangest things that has ever happened to me, but a week has passed and the trauma is wearing off. Last Wednesday I was about 10 minutes into my session with the pre-school teacher and I got a HJ from her and as I have stated it is a bit odd because she kneels next to the table and puts her face right in the line of fire. After the HJ we had a lot of time left in our session so I ended up playing a ton of her stupid games. She would take her finger and try to poke me and my job was to stop her from poking me. Then we played the slap and tickle game. She would run around the table trying to tickle me and I would try to slap her butt. We did these dumb games for a while and I knew that the session was near the end, but I wanted another HJ. She was tickling me and I moved her hand down there to tickle junior. Once again she got on her knees and went to work. It was taking a while to pop and she was a bit tired from all of the games we played. She kept switching hands and that wasn't helping move things along either. When I finally popped I could feel that it was a rather large eruption. When I opened my eyes I looked down at her and she was still on her knees just looking at her hands that were now covered in Chuck batter. Then she stands up and puts her jizz covered hands by her face and acts like they are Grizzly bear claws. She opens her mouth wide and starts growling and acting like she is going to attack me with those jizz covered hands. I am just laying there in fear / shock, and she is slowly moving in closer. She gets really close and she stops, and just bursts out laughing and then she leaves to go wash her hands. This will be my last report about her because I will never see her again. SaintChuck.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2936727]I had posted that I was a little upset about what happened last Wednesday with the pre-school teacher and I said that if anybody needed details they could PM me. I have received a bunch of PM's and I am tired of typing out the whole story. It is really embarrassing and one of the strangest things that has ever happened to me, but a week has passed and the trauma is wearing off. Last Wednesday I was about 10 minutes into my session with the pre-school teacher and I got a HJ from her and as I have stated it is a bit odd because she kneels next to the table and puts her face right in the line of fire. After the HJ we had a lot of time left in our session so I ended up playing a ton of her stupid games. She would take her finger and try to poke me and my job was to stop her from poking me. Then we played the slap and tickle game. She would run around the table trying to tickle me and I would try to slap her butt. We did these dumb games for a while and I knew that the session was near the end, but I wanted another HJ. She was tickling me and I moved her hand down there to tickle junior. Once again she got on her knees and went to work. It was taking a while to pop and she was a bit tired from all of the games we played. She kept switching hands and that wasn't helping move things along either. When I finally popped I could feel that it was a rather large eruption. When I opened my eyes I looked down at her and she was still on her knees just looking at her hands that were now covered in Chuck batter. Then she stands up and puts her jizz covered hands by her face and acts like they are Grizzly bear claws. She opens her mouth wide and starts growling and acting like she is going to attack me with those jizz covered hands. I am just laying there in fear / shock, and she is slowly moving in closer. She gets really close and she stops, and just bursts out laughing and then she leaves to go wash her hands. This will be my last report about her because I will never see her again. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]From the report though it seems like she likes you a lot! If I were to guess, she is willing to go extra mile for you. How could you dump the "Grizzly claw"? .

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2936727]I had posted that I was a little upset about what happened last Wednesday with the pre-school teacher and I said that if anybody needed details they could PM me. I have received a bunch of PM's and I am tired of typing out the whole story. It is really embarrassing and one of the strangest things that has ever happened to me, but a week has passed and the trauma is wearing off. Last Wednesday I was about 10 minutes into my session with the pre-school teacher and I got a HJ from her and as I have stated it is a bit odd because she kneels next to the table and puts her face right in the line of fire. After the HJ we had a lot of time left in our session so I ended up playing a ton of her stupid games. She would take her finger and try to poke me and my job was to stop her from poking me. Then we played the slap and tickle game. She would run around the table trying to tickle me and I would try to slap her butt. We did these dumb games for a while and I knew that the session was near the end, but I wanted another HJ. She was tickling me and I moved her hand down there to tickle junior. Once again she got on her knees and went to work. It was taking a while to pop and she was a bit tired from all of the games we played. She kept switching hands and that wasn't helping move things along either. When I finally popped I could feel that it was a rather large eruption. When I opened my eyes I looked down at her and she was still on her knees just looking at her hands that were now covered in Chuck batter. Then she stands up and puts her jizz covered hands by her face and acts like they are Grizzly bear claws. She opens her mouth wide and starts growling and acting like she is going to attack me with those jizz covered hands. I am just laying there in fear / shock, and she is slowly moving in closer. She gets really close and she stops, and just bursts out laughing and then she leaves to go wash her hands. This will be my last report about her because I will never see her again. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]In the words of George Takei: "Oh my!

Stopping Ad on Tuesday afternoon. Walked in asked for the young girl anyways and was told by Lucy she moved to the city. I asked if anyone else was there she said no. Was hoping to get a look at he other girls but nobody else came up front.

Had Lucy before good massage with lots of teasing and with standard finish. She's a bit too skinny for my taste but got the job done for the full 30.

This morning I pulled into the parking lot at AD Spa and I noticed that there was at least one other Monger there, he was parked so close to the door that I didn't know if I would be able to get the door open. I walk in and the Greek girl is sitting at the counter all alone, FINALLY. I took the hour and she walked me to the room. She is a very sweet woman with a great body and very silky skin. This was the first time in over a month that I didn't get the jack hammer finish. She was slow and steady and provided a grade A handshake. This was my first session with her but I had seen her many times in passing and at the counter, so I never realized that she really Speaks no English. This is probably one of the only times that I wish the girl could speak English. I was trying to ask her something about food and she got all happy and kept saying McDonald's. I really think that she wanted me to take her to McDonald's. Anyway it was a nice session and I will see her again. SaintChuck.

This is a topic from a while ago. But. A while back at Anna's UTR, similar conversation. Turns out she was starving. After the massage, I went to McDonald's (which is next door), bought a bunch of burgers for the whole crew. And made a huge impression. The next time I visited, I got FS as well as a home cooked meal she brought to the the shop for me to eat. We had a nice time. It helped cement in my mind the idea of putting myself in the girl's position. I had already become an avid WeChat and Google Translate user. So being able to communicate and also to understand the other person made a monumental difference in my mileage, and frankly the enjoyment. Everybody talking and joking and fucking. So next time bring some food. If not burgers or pizza, bring fruit and nuts. Chuck, I propose that tomorrow, go to McDonald's buy some food and bring it to your new friend. Tell her (Ni Ahh, ma? / Ni Amo hen hao./ Xie Xie./ Wo Szhuan Ni.) (Are you hungry? / Your massage was very good. / Thank you / I like you). Bob.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2939018]This morning I pulled into the parking lot at AD Spa and I noticed that there was at least one other Monger there, he was parked so close to the door that I didn't know if I would be able to get the door open. I walk in and the Greek girl is sitting at the counter all alone, FINALLY. I took the hour and she walked me to the room. She is a very sweet woman with a great body and very silky skin. This was the first time in over a month that I didn't get the jack hammer finish. She was slow and steady and provided a grade A handshake. This was my first session with her but I had seen her many times in passing and at the counter, so I never realized that she really Speaks no English. This is probably one of the only times that I wish the girl could speak English. I was trying to ask her something about food and she got all happy and kept saying McDonald's. I really think that she wanted me to take her to McDonald's. Anyway it was a nice session and I will see her again. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2939028]This is a topic from a while ago. But. A while back at Anna's UTR, similar conversation. Turns out she was starving. After the massage, I went to McDonald's (which is next door), bought a bunch of burgers for the whole crew. And made a huge impression. The next time I visited, I got FS as well as a home cooked meal she brought to the the shop for me to eat. We had a nice time. It helped cement in my mind the idea of putting myself in the girl's position. I had already become an avid WeChat and Google Translate user. So being able to communicate and also to understand the other person made a monumental difference in my mileage, and frankly the enjoyment. Everybody talking and joking and fucking. So next time bring some food. If not burgers or pizza, bring fruit and nuts. Bob.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the clarification Bob. There is a pizza place next to AD Spa and I was asking her if she liked the pizza and she just kind of made this blah face. Then I started motioning like I was eating some thing and I pointed toward the pizza place. Once again she made the blah face. Then she just kept re-peating McDonalds's over and over. I should have figured that she was hungry. I guess a couple of 99 cent burgers can go a long way. SaintChuck.

I just had the thought. Everybody on the forum will be bringing burgers to AD Spa tomorrow! LOL. By the way, for what it's worth, cheese (and dairy) is not too common in the Chinese diet and (some) girls can't eat it or don't like it. Bob.

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2939036]Thanks for the clarification Bob. There is a pizza place next to AD Spa and I was asking her if she liked the pizza and she just kind of made this blah face. Then I started motioning like I was eating some thing and I pointed toward the pizza place. Once again she made the blah face. Then she just kept re-peating McDonalds's over and over. I should have figured that she was hungry. I guess a couple of 99 cent burgers can go a long way. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bob521;2919151]So, I wondered about your visit. According to Wikipedia, [URL]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraphilic_infantilism[/URL].

Apparently, this is an actual "thing" some people get off on. It appears you are not afflicted by this heartbreaking condition. (LOL).

Maybe your new girlfriend is.

Still another possibility is that she has zero English skills an she was trying to communicate. I met a woman like that three years ago. Foot massage. I a saw her weekly. She had this thing where she would pull my arm. So I would pull back. She would laugh and pull me again. I'd pull back again. We would end up laughing. And each week that would be part of the ritual. Eventually, in the foot massage evolved to a full friendship. I taught her to drive. She speaks English. Moved to California, but we stay in touch. She invited me to dinner when I go out there for a visit. It all started with non-verbal games.

Finally, the more likely case it this poor girl is probably freaked out by the setting she has been placed in. She is obviously not a sex worker. It's really sad in some ways.

I've have occasionally met people who do not belong in a massage shop. They are nervous and emotionally upset. When that happens, I just go with a conventional massage and try to make the woman feel like a person again. You might find she's a really cool person that simply did not know what she was getting into. I can tell you there are countless AMP owners that don't care about their workers, and just use them up and send them away. If you want to make a friend, these are the people you should consider. They are the ones who need a friend. That's just my guess. Bob.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&ved=0ahUKEwiizZmBnp_NAhUDFlIKHa5qD_kQFggnMAM&url=http%3A%2F%2Fchicago.cbslocal.com%2F2016%2F06%2F07%2Fadult-baby-store-draws-protest-in-mount-prospect%2F&usg=AFQjCNEYSDqJxEsgvbhHCbojuwmqm4TiOA[/URL] Bob, I saw this article about a new shop in Mount Prospect and I couldn't stop laughing. The next time I go to AD Spa I am going to tell the manager that she needs to transfer the pre-school teacher to this new shop. I think she would be really happy if she could work at this place. SaintChuck.

LMAO. How do you find this stuff?

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2949912][URL]https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&ved=0ahUKEwiizZmBnp_NAhUDFlIKHa5qD_kQFggnMAM&url=http%3A%2F%2Fchicago.cbslocal.com%2F2016%2F06%2F07%2Fadult-baby-store-draws-protest-in-mount-prospect%2F&usg=AFQjCNEYSDqJxEsgvbhHCbojuwmqm4TiOA[/URL] Bob, I saw this article about a new shop in Mount Prospect and I couldn't stop laughing. The next time I go to AD Spa I am going to tell the manager that she needs to transfer the pre-school teacher to this new shop. I think she would be really happy if she could work at this place. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]

Will be coming through roselle next week. Seing what's a good spot to stop by please send pm greatly appreciated.

[QUOTE=MarkG552;2956250]Will be coming through roselle next week. Seing what's a good spot to stop by please send pm greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]If you RTFF it has all the info you could ever want. I think you will find people on this site are more willing to share with members that have at least 1 field report. You have 5 post and not one of them is an actual report. You will probably need a few credible posts before people start giving you intel because people are not going to just spoon feed you intel. SaintChuck.

Its time for you to try a spa or two and report. There are plenty of reports in this section to look at and plenty on the rest of the site.

[QUOTE=MarkG552;2956250]Will be coming through roselle next week. Seing what's a good spot to stop by please send pm greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]