Massage Parlor Reports

Haven't posted in a long time, usually just stick with MII. Checked out Tao on Dimond, pretty good massage, straight. Been very intrigued with some if the new talent on BP, but haven't had time to TOFTT yet.

Went to see Megan who advertises on NNL and has received good reviews from some here. She practices Tantra and Tantra massage. I am into Eastern philosophies so I thought I would give her a try especially with the good recommendations. She pushed my appointment back an hour an hour before it was scheduled. No big deal. But when I get there she is still with a customer, leaving me waiting. It wasn't too long but it did put me off a bit as I think a true professional would avoid doing that. She leads the customer out walking him right past me which I again think is very unprofessional. She then pulls up a chair and sits across from me. She starts talking. And talking. And talking. And talking. I begin to wonder if she will ever shutup. It is one of the most boring discourses I have ever heard in my life. She jumps from one boring subject to another boring subject. After 15 minutes I am definitely losing interest. At 30 minutes I start getting a headache and stiff neck. At 40 minutes I get up and tell her I have to go. It seemed like she was maybe about to get around to the business of the massage but I had had enough. If she ever had talked like that during the massage I think I would have screamed! Unbelievably she starts telling me how she offers "lingam manipulation". My god! I couldn't wait to get out the door. I would rather sit in a dentist's chair being drilled for 40 minutes rather than go through that again. My head was literally throbbing by the time I got out of there. The only redeeming fact is that it didn't cost me anything. Whew!

I left and headed straight for Mings II. Saw LuLu. What a relief! After feeling so stressed her massage provided a welcome relief. LuLu is definitely not a great conversationalist but she knows how to induce euphoria with her lips.

I guess LuLu and Jenny are splitting time at Mings II. Apparently Jenny didn't fly away yet. I hope there is enough business to keep them both going.

[QUOTE=Cobalt Blue; 1079264]Went to see Megan who advertises on NNL and has received good reviews from some here. She practices Tantra and Tantra massage. I am into Eastern philosophies so I thought I would give her a try especially with the good recommendations. She pushed my appointment back an hour an hour before it was scheduled. No big deal. But when I get there she is still with a customer, leaving me waiting. It wasn't too long but it did put me off a bit as I think a true professional would avoid doing that. She leads the customer out walking him right past me which I again think is very unprofessional. She then pulls up a chair and sits across from me. She starts talking. And talking. And talking. And talking. I begin to wonder if she will ever shutup. It is one of the most boring discourses I have ever heard in my life. She jumps from one boring subject to another boring subject. After 15 minutes I am definitely losing interest. At 30 minutes I start getting a headache and stiff neck. At 40 minutes I get up and tell her I have to go. It seemed like she was maybe about to get around to the business of the massage but I had had enough. If she ever had talked like that during the massage I think I would have screamed! Unbelievably she starts telling me how she offers "lingam manipulation". My god! I couldn't wait to get out the door. I would rather sit in a dentist's chair being drilled for 40 minutes rather than go through that again. My head was literally throbbing by the time I got out of there. The only redeeming fact is that it didn't cost me anything. Whew!

[/QUOTE]I am sorry that your experience with Megan was so unsatisfying. I have been seeing her for nearly 3 years and I happily report that every single meeting with her has been exceptional. But let me quickly say that I am in no way challenging your review. It goes without saying that you are deservedly a respected opinion on this board and I value your insights.

I will say that Megan required a (no-cost) interview before my first session. We met for a drink and had much the same conversation you had with her. However, because I understood that this interview was important to her (for security, safety, ground rules, etc) I was totally cool with it. I am also very much into tantric massage and have placed myself in the hands of numerous New Age therapists and healers over the years. Hence I am receptive and supportive of Megan's insights and approach.

I will also reiterate that once Megan gets started, her touch is magical beyond words. She is simply one of the best and I always look forward to my all-to-infrequent return visits.

Your cautionary tale should remind us that providers and hobbyists are all human. We all have our personalities, preferences and idiosyncrasies. I also think it's hardly an understatement to say that we live in troubled times and providers need to be extra-cautious in meeting new 'friends'. Perhaps Megan was just a bit too apprehensive for your taste.

Again I am sorry that things didn't work out. However, if you didn't burn the bridge behind you, she is absolutely worth a session. Regardless, play safe!

Is that massage parlor on Wisconsin still a good place to go?

Where is Ming II.

I've seen Megan 3 or 4 times, and while I am not as enthusiastic about her as Hereforthefun, she does provide an interesting and different experience. But definitely not for everyone, and she is a long way from being a typical FBSM or escort experience. I have tried to get her to give me more than just the sensuous Tantra / prostate massage but so far she won't.

I agree that she can talk too much, and come across as a little strange. I also agree that her choice of location is a bit dicey. Not private or discreet enough.

Sorry you didn't have a good experience. She's an odd duck in this particular world.

[QUOTE=Cobalt Blue; 1079264]Went to see Megan who advertises on NNL and has received good reviews from some here. She practices Tantra and Tantra massage. I am into Eastern philosophies so I thought I would give her a try especially with the good recommendations. She pushed my appointment back an hour an hour before it was scheduled. No big deal. But when I get there she is still with a customer, leaving me waiting. It wasn't too long but it did put me off a bit as I think a true professional would avoid doing that. She leads the customer out walking him right past me which I again think is very unprofessional. She then pulls up a chair and sits across from me. She starts talking. And talking. And talking. And talking. I begin to wonder if she will ever shutup. It is one of the most boring discourses I have ever heard in my life. She jumps from one boring subject to another boring subject. After 15 minutes I am definitely losing interest. At 30 minutes I start getting a headache and stiff neck. At 40 minutes I get up and tell her I have to go. It seemed like she was maybe about to get around to the business of the massage but I had had enough. If she ever had talked like that during the massage I think I would have screamed! Unbelievably she starts telling me how she offers "lingam manipulation". My god! I couldn't wait to get out the door. I would rather sit in a dentist's chair being drilled for 40 minutes rather than go through that again. My head was literally throbbing by the time I got out of there. The only redeeming fact is that it didn't cost me anything. Whew!

I left and headed straight for Mings II. Saw LuLu. What a relief! After feeling so stressed her massage provided a welcome relief. LuLu is definitely not a great conversationalist but she knows how to induce euphoria with her lips.

I guess LuLu and Jenny are splitting time at Mings II. Apparently Jenny didn't fly away yet. I hope there is enough business to keep them both going. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ak006;1079654]Where is Ming II.[/QUOTE]RTFF. Like the herbs and spices in Ragu spaghetti sauce, "It's in there. "

[QUOTE=Weyr Leader;1080291]RTFF. Like the herbs and spices in Ragu spaghetti sauce, "It's in there. "[/QUOTE]Gah, people are lazy these days. Surprised this dude didn't ask for a ride there Weyr.

[QUOTE=Cash907;1080626]Gah, people are lazy these days. Surprised this dude didn't ask for a ride there Weyr.[/QUOTE]Not that I care since I am retired from the hobby and all, I would advise caution to giving newbies info, I don't want lulu to have the same type of trouble as they had at mings 1. Guys with guns? OH hell no!

I found those directions a while ago but they were vage and I coud not find it

[QUOTE=AKwankerman;1080627]Not that I care since I am retired from the hobby and all, I would advise caution to giving newbies info, I don't want lulu to have the same type of trouble as they had at mings 1. Guys with guns? OH hell no![/QUOTE]Don't look at me, I only discuss details with senior members like you Wank.

[QUOTE=Cash907;1081145]Don't look at me, I only discuss details with senior members like you Wank.[/QUOTE]Hey bro, I didn't mean to single you out, it was more of a general statement for senior members in general.

[QUOTE=AKwankerman;1081159]Hey bro, I didn't mean to single you out, it was more of a general statement for senior members in general.[/QUOTE]Personally, I just dislike lazy people who don't use the search feature before asking a question that has been discussed many, many times before, especially if they are damn newbies.

Like the wiseman said, "RTFF. "

For those of you who enjoyed a massage at Meltdown Massage on Dimond (across from Costco) : Shelly is back. She is working out of a new place on Tudor, just a stone's throw from OT. I saw the place last week, and decided to take the plunge today. Her technique is better than ever.

We talked a good bit because it's been about 3 months since I last saw her. She gave me the rundown on the places that have closed, and those that have gone straight. Established members may PM for all the details.

Stay safe and check six.

For entertainment purposes only, I submit this story:

A guy went to good ol' Yin's and got a 30min massage. Yin's (look back through the thread if you can't find the place) is a decent place, though the tables there aren't the most comfortable, the head hole seemed a bit small for the guy's big head. The price was standard, .40 plus a matching tip, and the gal was fairly young, fairly thin, and aside from a firm language barrier, very nice. The massage was not mind-blowing, but was strong and got the job done, and the gal was nice, to the point of being cute even, on the flip. When asked for her name she said something that sounded like "e-wa", but to be honest who knows what she said? This guy didn't, and by then it didn't really matter too much.