Streetwalker Reports

There was a lot of action out on the track early this morning. I spotted a BSW on Roosevelt she was kinda hot in her white outfit. I went down Cicero and the Arthington area and there was a BSW convention as it was probably 5 or 6 of them. One wanted a 2 Jackson's for a BJ. I ran into another one at the shell and she wanted a Jackson. She turned me of as she had her G string wrapped around her hand which was kinda disgusting. All in all there was a lot of action to be had.

I went down Armitage and found a nice Latina which she wanted a Jackson. I would have pulled the trigger but she smell like she just came out of the Crack house and I could not take the BO.

I talked to a couple of BSW a half a block away from there. You coulnt even tell they were SW but my friend howled at them(yea we're classy) and they came over. They wanted to go to a hotel and I declined and they wanted a $100 a pice for car service. I again declined. There were too many people around that I had just drank with and I had to get up early.

Nothing on either front 3 times in a row. Not a single sighting. I really don't want to go all the way to the south side.

Had a daydream about her

She is legit.
On cicero just south of 47th.
WSW 21 yrs old glasses.
Short blonde hair.
5 months preggo.
Big chest.
Has a pretty good special going
Very good looking.
Stays near 95th in oaklawn.
Going to PA to have her baby.
Said she will be out and about in the area.

Was out this morning a rode up on a nice looking WSW name Maria, she claims she is from Elk Grove Village and was down on Cicero working the track to get some money for her kid. We drove off and ahe completed the LE test and got right down to business. She wanted a Jackson for a CBJ and she had condom in hand when I noticed the track marks.

This was immediately a turn off and I asked her about it. She stated that she have been clean for about 6 months and was trying to get her life together. She was sweating for whatever reason and I did not complete the task. She had a nice set of head lights which I noticed a scar. I had seen enough and dropped her back off to call it a night.

Let's be careful out there!

Got my first pick-up last night around 7pm. I won't say where because I don't think it is safe to considering LE presence on this site. Anyways, followed all the rules I learned from others around here. Had her get in the car without discussing a transaction, then had her show me her tits and squeeze my dick before giving her the money.

I had her put on a condom I had brought and she got down to business. Big titted HSW. I attempted to pull over once but a car pulled up behind us and I decided I felt safer just driving around. Plus I drive a truck that sits up high. She did a damn good job too. But she kept complaining that it hurt the back of her throat whenever I hit a bump. I made her suck it deep and she gagged a number of times and pulled up to catch her breath with her eyes watering.

Then I dropped her at a liquor store that was apperently by her house and called it a night.

Piece of cake.

Picked up my first male SW last night . I'm not telling my location either because I know the LE will try and put a stop to my fun.
Sorry guys but this board is just not safe .
I followed all the rules too I learned from all you big shots on here.

I made him get in without discussing transaction, then had him show me his dick and squeeze my tits, Before I gave him the money.

( See I can tell you I did this act in all its glory but if I disclose the location thats when its trouble.)

I made him put the female condom I brought on me and he got down to business.

A big dicked male SW!! I attempted to pull over but a car pulled up behind us for no reason.
I felt safer with his mouth on just driving around. Oh yeah and I can do this because I have a Big ol truck that sits up really high.

He did a damn good job too. Except the ingrate kept complaining that he couldn't breathe with my pussy all smashed up against his face whenever I hit a bump. I made him eat that pussy anyways. Sure he was gaging and turning blue a number of times. But really who cares, if he suffocates off my pussy flaps? He pulled up to catch his breath with his eyes watering. I even drove through the supermarket 3 times to hit even more road bumps. I was like take that Motherfucker!!

Then I dropped him off at the liquor store by supposedly his house.

Easy as pie!!!

LMFAO, that is hilarious.

I've been passing through this intersection for close to a decade now on my daily drive. Not really a run down or crime ridden area. The other day I saw this girl over there, pretty attractive. It was about 3:oo in the afternoon, so i didn't think much of it. In the following days I was trying to look for her. I saw her standing at the bus stop wearing jeans and a baby blue tank top, which she kept readjusting. Good looking girl too, i think she is a W/HSW. I saw her once or twice by the McD's. I didn't see her for about a week, then I saw her around 11:30am by Sears. She also carries a white bag, she was wearing a baby blue fleece, since it's gotten colder. Anyone else see her?

[QUOTE=Ms Lady1234]Picked up my first male SW last night . I'm not telling my location either because I know the LE will try and put a stop to my fun.
Sorry guys but this board is just not safe .
I followed all the rules too I learned from all you big shots on here.

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Congrats and welcome to the "hobby". When you are ready for your next adventure hit me up and I'll tell you how to contact me. It will take at least 5 calls to reach me and you will need a couple references, a number to your employer and your SSN so I can verify you for my safety before I make the appointment. After we make the appointment I still probably won't show up until at least an hour after the agreed time and then I will upsell and refuse to allow you to touch me all the while acting like I am doing you a huge favor even being in the same room with you. You will no doubt leave frustrated and wishing you had just stayed home, but I will have your money and that is the important part. Sorry, no digits to give out right now though. My prepaid cell ran out of minutes, but I should have it back on a week from next Tuesday. I have a high priced modeling gig that should be calling me back soon (I'm only doing this temporarily you know). Oh by the way I only cater to upscale ladies so make sure you shower and wear your best clothes. I won't bother to shower myself, but promise to douse myself with cologne so you can't smell the sweat and funk from my last six clients to much. One more thing, since I learned how to type on the library computer I have gone from a $20 SW to a $200 CL escort overnight so be ready to pay cash only. No negotiating allowed.

I'm saving up for you next time and then I'll take one for the team. I at least hope you're a BFE.

[QUOTE=Ms Lady1234]I'm saving up for you next time and then I'll take one for the team. I at least hope you're a BFE.[/QUOTE]

LOL. If by BFE you mean that I will allow you to do my laundry, clean my place and bring me beer after you service me, then I'm your man!! Ironically I kinda got turned on by the idea of your pussy grinding into my face and suffocating on your "pussy flaps" while you drive around. Does that mean I'm a freak?

HAHAHA Your post was too funny. You are hilarious! My hats off to you my dear.

I was driving the Midway area last night aka 47th, Cicero and Archer. The timing was after 1am. I did see one possibility on 47th between Archer and Kedzie. The only thing was she was to obvious about trying to wave me down. After I had circled the block she was already gone so someone got her.

Now I was heading home going west on Archer off of Cicero. As I am passing the Bohica bar I see a girl walking and she does not look like a SW but I look anyways. She looked very nice as she turned down the side street by the hot dog stand place. So I go a few blocks and circle back coming up 52nd street. To my surprise here she is walking down the street so I slow down and I definitely get the look. I immediately stopped and she hopped right in.

Her name was Jessica. She is very clean looking and very nice to talk to as well. She said one car had stopped but it had 3 guys in it and she said no thanks to that one. So off we went and found a nice place to park and she gave me one of the best BBBJ's I have had in a very long time. Now I admit I may not pop the quickest but she had me done in under 3 minutes she was so good. Of course I think it helps too when you are dealing with a girl who is not that bad looking either.

One thing I liked about her was there was no discussion about money before or even after.

So if you guys see her be nice to her. She is not what you would call your normal SW.

Iceman Out

Just has an incredible massage up north by the Brown line stop on Western this afternoon. After an hour of high quality Chinese muscle rubbing, Li Sha (40 something) asked if I wanted to extend the massage for an additional 1/4 hour so she could finish up. I'm glad I did so I don't have to schedule a round with my Doc for an exam. 60 + 20 + tip.