Massage Parlor Reports

Greetings Everyone,

I've been a long time time lurker here, and have benefited from the experiences of others posting. Catherine convinced me to log in and contribute, so here I am. I've seen quite a few providers, but most have retired and moved on: Ms. Ryan, Rachelforfun, Jill, Midori (not retired), and others. Maria In Cleveland, Britt / Ashleigh, and Catherine are my only current friends.

So lets get on with my first review. I had a fuck buddy situation that fell thru, so since I was in the neighborhood, I decided to try Sun Acupressure. Bobbi apparently is very popular there. Unfortunately, she was occupied (by one of you guys, I'd guess), so I saw Sissy. TS was good, nice and warm, and massage was in the light / medium range. OK, but nothing special. I opted for FS, and several positions were explored. I finished in a nice grinding, missionary position, and she cleaned me up nicely.

Of course, by that time Bobbi, was free, and I met her on the way out. I was told I should see her next time. She was very tiny and cute, as others have said. I'll let you know how that goes.

I look forward to posting more and making new friends.

Gipper.

Holy smokes man, it looks like we've been dining from the same menu for awhile. Welcome to the boards. This is a helpful place.

[QUOTE=Gipper1966;2278007]Greetings Everyone,

I've been a long time time lurker here, and have benefited from the experiences of others posting. Catherine convinced me to log in and contribute, so here I am. I've seen quite a few providers, but most have retired and moved on: Ms. Ryan, Rachelforfun, Jill, Midori (not retired), and others. Maria In Cleveland, Britt / Ashleigh, and Catherine are my only current friends.

So lets get on with my first review. I had a fuck buddy situation that fell thru, so since I was in the neighborhood, I decided to try Sun Acupressure. Bobbi apparently is very popular there. Unfortunately, she was occupied (by one of you guys, I'd guess), so I saw Sissy. TS was good, nice and warm, and massage was in the light / medium range. OK, but nothing special. I opted for FS, and several positions were explored. I finished in a nice grinding, missionary position, and she cleaned me up nicely.

Of course, by that time Bobbi, was free, and I met her on the way out. I was told I should see her next time. She was very tiny and cute, as others have said. I'll let you know how that goes.

I look forward to posting more and making new friends.

Gipper.[/QUOTE]

[URL]http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/thp/4781861182.html[/URL] she advertises sensual massage can some one give me some details on her pm me please.

[QUOTE=WheelerJim;2286109][URL]http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/thp/4781861182.html[/URL] she advertises sensual massage can some one give me some details on her pm me please.[/QUOTE]Jim,

Do not waste your time or money.

Bob.

[QUOTE=WheelerJim;2286109][URL]http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/thp/4781861182.html[/URL] she advertises sensual massage can some one give me some details on her pm me please.[/QUOTE]Reviewed on here more than once, she's never gotten better than a lukewarm review. I characterized her as 'Less than premimum service at over premimum prices. ' In my experience, she's nice to look at, a little odd to talk to, an OK (at best massage) and in my, (and I think every other posters report) experience, no happy ending.

One member reported some harassing texts over a cancelled appointment, and almost everybody reported chaotic scheduling.

I wouldn't even class this one as a 'YMMV', she's just had poor reviews over 4 or 5 years. If she would just let those sweater puppies (and the are impressive) out for an enthusiastic hand shake at the end, I think RWestlake and I would make her rich with our repeated appointments.

But hey, maybe she's seen the light.

[QUOTE=WheelerJim;2286109][URL]http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/thp/4781861182.html[/URL] she advertises sensual massage can some one give me some details on her pm me please.[/QUOTE]I think she goes by Nikki. There are reports of her on here. I've never visited but apparently she doesn't deliver a good experience.

[QUOTE=Spankin;2286487]Reviewed on here more than once, she's never gotten better than a lukewarm review. I characterized her as 'Less than premimum service at over premimum prices. ' In my experience, she's nice to look at, a little odd to talk to, an OK (at best massage) and in my, (and I think every other posters report) experience, no happy ending.

One member reported some harassing texts over a cancelled appointment, and almost everybody reported chaotic scheduling.

I wouldn't even class this one as a 'YMMV', she's just had poor reviews over 4 or 5 years. If she would just let those sweater puppies (and the are impressive) out for an enthusiastic hand shake at the end, I think RWestlake and I would make her rich with our repeated appointments.

But hey, maybe she's seen the light.[/QUOTE]Serenity. Left happy but unhappy $0. 5 unenthusiastic looks a 8 attitude 2.

[QUOTE=HobbyLobby;2286543]I think she goes by Nikki. There are reports of her on here. I've never visited but apparently she doesn't deliver a good experience.[/QUOTE]I've seen some reports as well. I suppose if you want a great service. You have to let the provider build up to it as well. I think she really needs a few regulars. I have texted with her last week. . 7 for the start and to finish. 2. I wouldn't mind trying it. I have read mixed reports. Hope this helps a little. Good luck and report back.

Ok gents, we're about to lose our fair cities best massage resource for at least four months. Ms Catherine is about to undergo rotator cuff surgery and will be out of the game till at least April. You have about 10 days to experience the best HE massage ever before it stops for a while. Keep her busy to keep her mind off of the upcoming surgery and help make your stress go away! And if you want four hands she'll call utr Jen and really AMP things up. Get busy! She rocks and I'm going to miss her bad.

[QUOTE=BrickHouse1;2287276]I've seen some reports as well. I suppose if you want a great service. You have to let the provider build up to it as well. I think she really needs a few regulars. I have texted with her last week. . 7 for the start and to finish. 2. I wouldn't mind trying it. I have read mixed reports. Hope this helps a little. Good luck and report back.[/QUOTE]It has been over a year, however, I tried to make it a regular thing and kept trying to get the service upgraded. Basically never could get her to even take her top off, nice looking rack. Expect her to take at least one break during the massage, mountain dew. The whole massage is a little weak for me, says she is LMT, no deep tissue. On the flip, some front massage, still no touch of privates. Then she points and asks if you want that done too, extra 20. Oils up and very lackluster HJ, throws a towel on it and points to bathroom for cleanup. If you want light massage and HJ for $, maybe the right spot for you. I have considered one more shot asking for a 4 hand with her GF and making sure they agreed to topless. If they would go for that I would try one more time.

Greetings Everyone,

I've just returned home after a very relaxing session with Catherine and UTR Jennifer. I've seen Catherine several times, but this was my first meeting with Jennifer. She was very beautiful young lady, and I was hypnotized by her well-ventilated yellow dress. And what was in it. Yum!

I have to concur with the positive reviews of others and I had a wonderful time. All my aches, pains, and swellings were addressed and I left very happy.

As Dockman said, Catherine will be facing surgery soon and out of the game for quite a while. See her soon; you'll be glad you did.

On a side note: It was a pleasure meeting Gypsy face to face. It's always cool to meet a fellow board member.

Take Care.

Gipper.

I've seen Catherine and Jennifer both separately, they are both a real treat. My timing finally worked out to see them together today and it was a blast. Two great ladies taking good care of all my needs. Both dressed very sexy and very attentive, they seem to complete each other, very hot together. So glad they were able to work me in before Catherine's hiatus. Thank you ladies for great time and conversation, and good luck with your surgery Catherine, wish you a speedy recovery. Gypsy.

[QUOTE=DockMan;2287391]Ok gents, we're about to lose our fair cities best massage resource for at least four months. Ms Catherine is about to undergo rotator cuff surgery and will be out of the game till at least April. You have about 10 days to experience the best HE massage ever before it stops for a while. Keep her busy to keep her mind off of the upcoming surgery and help make your stress go away! And if you want four hands she'll call utr Jen and really AMP things up. Get busy! She rocks and I'm going to miss her bad.[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear that. I was planning a trip to Chattanooga in a couple weeks so I will miss out. My last trip there I saw Catherine and had one of the better massages I have had in quite some time, and was looking forward to seeing her again. I wish her the best and hope her recovery is speedy.

[URL]http://chattanooga.backpage.com/BodyRubs/new-in-town-xx-brittany-best-body-rubs-around/11851707[/URL]

Saw this ad posted under the body rubs section. Seemed TGTBT and location was strange. So I shot her a text. Replies that she is in Chattanooga and required a deposit sent to her paypal account. Right. So I jerked them around awhile to have some fun. Don't ever fall for that crap.

[URL]https://chattanooga.craigslist.org/hss/4784350522.html[/URL]

Today I saw this ad on CL and Google had no hits on her email address.

Sent an email and waiting on reply.

Nice figure, nice face. Location shown Igou Gap & Jenkins Rd.

Anybody been to her before I make an appt for January?

If not, I will report back after appointment.

Stay safe gents!