Not everything is as it seems in the backpage twilight zone
Well for several months I've been wanting to try this latina bodybuilder masseuse. Her pics showed pretty muscular thighs and although I'm not attracted to heavily muscular girls, I found the pics intriguing. I decided to give her a shot during her 100 "roid" hh special LOL. Well after attempting to call her to no avail I texted her which she responded too. In her ad she says no text. Anyways I set up a time and she sent me some strange text like five min after I didn't respond. Something about time being valuable and you better be serious. Blah blah blah like every other women I tuned it out. So an hour prior to the appointment I call as she asks she doesn't pick up then I text her and she tells me to call. I call again and she doesn't pick up. Instead she replies with a text. This is repeated several time. It was frustrating to say the least. But I wanted to experience a good massage. Idk why but I imagined her doing wrestling moves to my back and having a strong Russian accent either way I wanted to experience a different massage. Well after a mixup about directions I pull up and get to her place. It was a nice apartment well furnished. After taking care of donation she led me to the bathroom and instructed me to wash my Johnson in her sink in front of her while she squirted soap. I thought what the f%$# at first but then thought it was a good policy since not everyone bathes and comes straight from home like I do. Anyways after the cleansing of the Johnson I was led to the bed. I was on my back awaiting the massage when she says "oh you actually wanted a massage?". I was like of course. I envisioned her doing an elbow drop from the headboard onto my back. She began to give me the worst massage in my life. There was no effort at all. She then tells me to flip. I say ok I'll wrap it up with a he and be on my way. She places a rubber on me and gives me a CBJ. I wasn't expecting this at all. It was strange I really didn't want anything but the massage from her but I couldn't stop her since she had already started. She then gets on top to do a very brief cg and I finish in mish. I would not repeat. I really wanted a rough back massage but got more than I bargained for. I don't know her normal rates but she has 1. 00 specials from time to time. She also operates out of a apartment on Flagler. From now on I think I'm going to avoid being sophomoric and realize that massage really means crappy massage and he or FS.
She took down her link for some reason but her ad was similar to this one. When I find it I will repost it. She also had a fitness model website I just can't remember the link.
[url]http://miami.backpage.com/BodyRubs/best-body-best-body-rub-99/13222658[/url]