General Reports

Some fun from the Rockford board: [url]http://rockford.craigslist.org/ers/442930035.html[/url]

Kingsbury and North is a sting. A blonde and a dark hair lady. The blonde has a that high school cheer leader look. Both women were to clean to be true sw'ers. Some poor dude in a Porche boxer got busted when I went by.

There have been a few reports lately about people arranging car service through Craigslist.

This past week a lady's been advertising car service in Logan Square. Somebody keeps posting that she's working with law enforcement, but the posts keep getting flagged off.

Seems to me that's the easiest way for the CPD to score an arrest. It allows them to say they're patrolling Craigslist but using the same procedures as a standard street bust.

Just a heads up.

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Some fun from the Rockford board: [url]http://rockford.craigslist.org/ers/442930035.html[/url][/QUOTE]


LMAO!!!!!!

[QUOTE=Chicago Monger]Kingsbury and North is a sting. A blonde and a dark hair lady. The blonde has a that high school cheer leader look. Both women were to clean to be true sw'ers. Some poor dude in a Porche boxer got busted when I went by.[/QUOTE]

Check out the CPD web page 12 arrests!!

Anyone know where it's safe to find a hsw on the north side.

Chi Guy is right. Those people were told that they should know better, and that they should feel shame for their actions. I believe that a small donation to the city is attached to an ANOV.

Ass Attack

[QUOTE=Chicago Monger]Kingsbury and North is a sting. A blonde and a dark hair lady. The blonde has a that high school cheer leader look. Both women were to clean to be true sw'ers. Some poor dude in a Porche boxer got busted when I went by.[/QUOTE]Wow! Can't believe they've selected that spot again. I reported similar last year around this time. Although it was blonde and an asian. They were very obvious. As the actually were approaching vehicle in plain view. The blonde even said something really cheesy to me through my cracked window (can't recall, but it's in my report). I guess it's an annual thing. Eh?

Just a quick report on a recent visit. Swung by there on a Wednesday early evening, about 7 or 8, nothing going on. Came back an hour or two later and there was this busty blonde bombshell MILF working the threatre crowd for BB CIM and Covered Full Service. I love this kind of free action. I know some guys are intimidated by being one of a dozen guys stroking and waiting their turns, but I'll take that over a rushed SW or pricey AMP visit anytime.

Problem is that it is very hit and miss/...mostly the latter. Also, you tend to find fat girls doing these GBs a lot, so literally cumming across a nice MILF like this is a treat. If it's some big fat sweaty pig-chick, I usually go out and check out the local stroll instead.

Some places, particularly down in Tampa near the airport, there are a bunch of these bookstores/theatres where this action is common and/or there are a couple of professional gals willing to take care of biz one-on-one for a reasonable fee.

[QUOTE=Lulu Pussy]Just a quick report on a recent visit. Swung by there on a Wednesday early evening, about 7 or 8, nothing going on. Came back an hour or two later and there was this busty blonde bombshell MILF working the threatre crowd for BB CIM and Covered Full Service. I love this kind of free action. I know some guys are intimidated by being one of a dozen guys stroking and waiting their turns, but I'll take that over a rushed SW or pricey AMP visit anytime.
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For those who didnt know, there is a whole thread devoted to the 15th ave bookstore in the Melrose Park section. But thanks for the report here. U are right about hit or miss. Last Friday night was great, but other Friday nights are totally dead.

You guys sure that the busty BBBJCIM chic wasn't born a dude?

Women are different than men in the sense that our genetics compell us to have sex with as many beautiful women as we can where as females are compelled to be selective so they won't be stuck by themselves with offspring.

For the non-scientific types, women aren't wired for that kind of action.

If she wasn't getting paid that could have been some gay dude that had a sex change opperation. Those operations (with the hormone shots and breast implants) can be VERY convincing!

So just be sure to check for the "adam's apple" - if you see one don't ask if she has a thyroid condition - just run away!

I'm running around the city looking for smooth chicks and all I see are "tore up from the floor up" monsters!

Where or where are the SMOOTH chicks?!?

North Ave is dead (the gangs not the police killed it), Midway is dead (well, that might have been the police), south side DEAD, north side DEAD, west side - heck no I stay away from the west side!

My regular had a fight with her mom and her mom told me when I called today to not call on her phone. She was polite about it but I felt like telling her she's full of bull and to stop verbally abusing her daughter - but instead I just hung up because I know she wanted a reaction out of me.

So...there's always Craigs List I guess BUT who wants give away 250 roses?!?

HOWEVER I HAVE A SOLUTION! One of YOU GUYS needs to become a pimp and supply us with females! I would take the job but I'm a pimp with a heart, and as you guys know, pimps can't have a heart!

[QUOTE=Mr Tyr]You guys sure that the busty BBBJCIM chic wasn't born a dude?

Women are different than men in the sense that our genetics compell us to have sex with as many beautiful women as we can where as females are compelled to be selective so they won't be stuck by themselves with offspring.

For the non-scientific types, women aren't wired for that kind of action.

If she wasn't getting paid that could have been some gay dude that had a sex change opperation. Those operations (with the hormone shots and breast implants) can be VERY convincing!

So just be sure to check for the "adam's apple" - if you see one don't ask if she has a thyroid condition - just run away![/QUOTE]

I am responding to your post over in the Melrose Park thread

Are there any places around O'Hare or recommended outcall for those hotels at the airport?

[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/ers/463687055.html[/url]

Anyone have any reviews? Searched around found nothing. She has a photobucket account which makes me think she legit but just wannabe cautious.