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[QUOTE=DC248;2693455]Which one of you fuckers blew that massive load and just left it there in the middle of the bed?
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[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/spacecoast/339-440-2111/2/42427[/URL][/QUOTE]That is funny right there!
Santa gets no respect.
Twas the night before Christmas.
When all through the house.
Everybody felt shitty even the mouse.
Cause Mom was working at the Cat House.
And dad smoking grass.
I'd just settled down for a nice piece of ass!
When out on the lawn I hear such a clatter.
I sprung from my piece to see what was the matter!
When out on the lawn I saw a big dick.
I knew in a moment it must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a moment the fucker had fell!
He filled all our stockings with pretzels and beer.
And a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart.
The son of a ***** blew the chimney apart!
He swore and he cursed as he rode out of sight.
Piss on you all and have a Hell of a night!
Twas the night before Christmas.
And all through the house.
Were empties and butts.
Left around by some louse.
My wife in her chair.
With her head in her lap.
While I was just dying.
For one more nightcap.
When out on the lawn.
There arose such a smell.
I sprang to my feet.
To see what the hell.
I ran to the window.
Threw open the sash.
Fell over a chair.
Damn near busted my ass.
As I gazed with my eyes.
Guess what showed up.
Eight bloated reindeer.
And a loaded beer truck.
The little old man.
So jolly and quick.
I could tell it was Santa.
Just as tight as a tick.
His droll little mouth.
Made him look a bit wacky.
And the beard on his chin.
Was stained with tabacky.
Without further ado.
He went straight to his work.
And missed half the stockings.
The plastered old jerk.
Then placing five fingers.
To the end of his nose.
He gave me the bird.
And up the chimney he rose.
On Schenley, On Seagram.
We ain't got all night.
Get along, Haig and Haig.
And you, Black and White.
And I heard him say.
As they rode out of sight.
Merry Christmas, you rummies.
Now really get tight.
[QUOTE=SpaceCoast;2691128]Well, you are my hero.
Now, what exactly would I have to gain by giving this group the name of a good provider, that is a little off the radar, and then making up a story so that they NOT go visit her? Or, are you suggesting that the provider made the story up so she could take a night off? I know when a girl gets hurt. I've had it happen to people close to me, dear to me, too much. I've seen the damage it does first hand. I've lived with it.
I had the provider all me upset that she was abused. Maybe it doesn't fit your interpretation of abuse, or assault, or rape. Who the hell are you to judge that? If the provider, who needs the money to survive, calls to tell me that she's taking a few days away to think about this and to please don't pass her information, and who was upset enough to delete all the conversations from her phone, says she was treated roughly, I tend to take them at their word.
A vague answer in this instance is that of all the "mongers" who contacted me about this girl BEFORE she was assaulted, I have heard from all but 3. So, if one of the guys who did contact me afterward to pass along their regards to Star did, that pretty much makes him a sociopath. If one of the three that I have NOT heard from did it, it makes him a coward. Vague still?
SC.[/QUOTE]I have been on this board for 10 maybe 11 years I think.
I have shared UTR info with many members and have stayed in close contact with the girls through the whole process, so if something goes bad I.
Know who it is because I am the one vouching for the guys to the girl so there is a modecum of responsibility.
Space Coast, put yourself in our shoes, you are a relative newcomer and come up with some super UTR girl you are impressed with and before anything gets rolling this " some dude hurt her thing comes out".
I had a member on here pm me with a hot UTR. And when I went to meet the girl she wanted me to hand her the money a block from the hotel and meet her later.
If any members pipe up on here and say they saw this girl than its cool but nobody I know did. If a dude I vouched for would hurt a girl I would be pmming all the senior members putting the word out.
Not calling you a liar. I just think there is something amiss here, possibly the girl is not telling the truth?
Please be safe and be careful who you deal with. I.
Have never met Lou, or flying Scotsman, puss puss, I could go on but I know they are legit gentleman because we have seen the same girls and the girls talk.
I recently started working out. I am committed to getting into better shape. It is going to be a long process. So the other day I am in the health club working out, when this hot young woman walks in. She was off the scale! There was a trainer standing next to me and we were both watching her walk by, probably with our mouths open. I turned to him and said, "what machine do you think I should use that would impress her"? This guy looks me up and down and says, "I think probably your best bet is going to be the ATM in the lobby".
Merry Christmas everyone.
Lou.
[quote=littlelou;2728506]i recently started working out. I am committed to getting into better shape. It is going to be a long process. So the other day i am in the health club working out, when this hot young woman walks in. She was off the scale! There was a trainer standing next to me and we were both watching her walk by, probably with our mouths open. I turned to him and said, "what machine do you think i should use that would impress her"? This guy looks me up and down and says, "i think probably your best bet is going to be the atm in the lobby".
Merry christmas everyone.
Lou.[/quote]lmfao! Xd.
[QUOTE=LittleLou;2728506]I recently started working out. I am committed to getting into better shape. It is going to be a long process. So the other day I am in the health club working out, when this hot young woman walks in. She was off the scale! There was a trainer standing next to me and we were both watching her walk by, probably with our mouths open. I turned to him and said, "what machine do you think I should use that would impress her"? This guy looks me up and down and says, "I think probably your best bet is going to be the ATM in the lobby".
Merry Christmas everyone.
Lou.[/QUOTE]Yep, Good One!
[QUOTE=Hodar;2728354]I have been on this board for 10 maybe 11 years I think.
I have shared UTR info with many members and have stayed in close contact with the girls through the whole process, so if something goes bad I.
Know who it is because I am the one vouching for the guys to the girl so there is a modecum of responsibility.
Space Coast, put yourself in our shoes, you are a relative newcomer and come up with some super UTR girl you are impressed with and before anything gets rolling this " some dude hurt her thing comes out".
I had a member on here pm me with a hot UTR. And when I went to meet the girl she wanted me to hand her the money a block from the hotel and meet her later.
If any members pipe up on here and say they saw this girl than its cool but nobody I know did. If a dude I vouched for would hurt a girl I would be pmming all the senior members putting the word out.
Not calling you a liar. I just think there is something amiss here, possibly the girl is not telling the truth?
Please be safe and be careful who you deal with. I.
Have never met Lou, or flying Scotsman, puss puss, I could go on but I know they are legit gentleman because we have seen the same girls and the girls talk.[/QUOTE]I just got word from someone that met her and got a lot more info that was lacking previous thst had all of the info been out there I would not have called you out.
You were not exclusive to her number because occasional the provider had posted on backpage, her number had been around before you met her so sorry. You did not break her P4 p cherry. It could have been any number of fucksticks thst abused this poor gal.
It really is hard for a girl to do this. I personally like rental girls as long as they shoot straight and don't steal I have the highest fondness for them.
Lesson learned for me is I am very careful about sharing info with people, unless specifically asked by a girl to spread the word I keep them to a small group of friends. Something was amiss here as I suspected but I made a call without having all the information if I offended I am sorry but specific information in a pm is key.
In this business especially among escorts and clients I have read of the Prime Directive and breaking it and the consequences. The prime directive is about never getting involved personally, emotionally, and attempting at living out the fantasy of making that beautiful young girl your girlfriend, roommate, wife fiancé , and bearer of your children.
Has anyone here had an experience? I know I have had the fantasy especially after a beautiful young sweet girl just sucked me dry and swallowed, and her body and personality are everything I dreamed of for 60 minutes.
A long time ago o asked a stripper out on a date, she was sweet half Asian, and sfter the 3rd date she started living with me and I thought for a while thAt I hit the jackpot! Little did I know that within a year I was in a jackpot I could not live with or without.
Within 2 years the cops knew both of us, I had been stabbed with a broken beer bottle, fucked around on, cheated, lied to yet the makeup sex was so incredible It mDe this crazy shit go on way too long. It took me moving across country to get away.
She is married now and we connected on a social network and she has kids, been married for 30 years and still runs away from home and does whatever she does every year or so and actually wanted to hook up. No thank you.
So it would be interesting to hear stories or experiences of trying to tame a working girl. No judgement from me, chances are many of us think this stuff or have experienced it.
Bring it on.
Hodar.
[blue]A2 thinks the criminality is at the heart of the problem up there. I know more than a couple guys here that have former providers as wives and long term GF's. It's working great for them. There are a couple that have had problems but they are the minority.
The difference is, sucking dick is a good job here for chicks with limited education and opportunity. Up there, in a lot of cases, not all but a lot, it's the only way some generally unemployable person can make money.
Mis dos centavos
A2[/blue]
Twas the night before Christmas and my wallet is fat, I'm not on ssi or sdi, I just signed a fat union contract and got a 300% raise. Life is good, life is grand, I'm free of my past bullshit but dealing with some.
Seems most of the girls are running angles or games so don't fall for there bull Crap.
Never over stay and never ever overpay. You send a bad message if ya do. Its just pussy it's not gold, don't worship it to much or you may have to fold.
69 chicks later, life is grand. Got rid of my hoe bag, yea my ex- wife- a long time ago. She was sick as fuck and couldn't clean or cook much less fuck.
Hope Santa brings more trick chicks, my year in review has been quit pleasant and nice. To each and everyone of You I wish best luck, a Merry Christmas and happy / healthy new year!
Ok, now fuck off.
FSM.
Love all my girls but if you fuck me over, I'll fuck you right back. And some of them know that.
[QUOTE=Hodar;2728768]I just got word from someone that met her and got a lot more info that was lacking previous thst had all of the info been out there I would not have called you out.
You were not exclusive to her number because occasional the provider had posted on backpage, her number had been around before you met her so sorry. You did not break her P4 p cherry. It could have been any number of fucksticks thst abused this poor gal.
It really is hard for a girl to do this. I personally like rental girls as long as they shoot straight and don't steal I have the highest fondness for them.
Lesson learned for me is I am very careful about sharing info with people, unless specifically asked by a girl to spread the word I keep them to a small group of friends. Something was amiss here as I suspected but I made a call without having all the information if I offended I am sorry but specific information in a pm is key.[/QUOTE]Thanks Hodar -- Happy Holidays to you and yours. SC.
[QUOTE=Hodar;2729643]In this business especially among escorts and clients I have read of the Prime Directive and breaking it and the consequences. The prime directive is about never getting involved personally, emotionally, and attempting at living out the fantasy of making that beautiful young girl your girlfriend, roommate, wife fianc , and bearer of your children.
Has anyone here had an experience? I know I have had the fantasy especially after a beautiful young sweet girl just sucked me dry and swallowed, and her body and personality are everything I dreamed of for 60 minutes.
A long time ago o asked a stripper out on a date, she was sweet half Asian, and sfter the 3rd date she started living with me and I thought for a while thAt I hit the jackpot! Little did I know that within a year I was in a jackpot I could not live with or without.
Within 2 years the cops knew both of us, I had been stabbed with a broken beer bottle, fucked around on, cheated, lied to yet the makeup sex was so incredible It mDe this crazy shit go on way too long. It took me moving across country to get away.
She is married now and we connected on a social network and she has kids, been married for 30 years and still runs away from home and does whatever she does every year or so and actually wanted to hook up. No thank you.
So it would be interesting to hear stories or experiences of trying to tame a working girl. No judgement from me, chances are many of us think this stuff or have experienced it.
Bring it on.
Hodar.
[blue]A2 thinks the criminality is at the heart of the problem up there. I know more than a couple guys here that have former providers as wives and long term GF's. It's working great for them. There are a couple that have had problems but they are the minority.
The difference is, sucking dick is a good job here for chicks with limited education and opportunity. Up there, in a lot of cases, not all but a lot, it's the only way some generally unemployable person can make money.
Mis dos centavos
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Yes if they would decriminalize it, control it with licensing taxes, regular health checks the stigma would erode and a different type of woman would appear.
I have met some nice ones in South America thst do. Work to supplement income from regular jobs. They are not doing it to pay for drugs or the love of sex just a way to make ends meet. If you take the criminality out of an exchange between consenting adults the participants are no longer criminals.
It's crazy when I think about it. I am searching for companionship, physical release and if a girl is willing to accommodate me like any other service trade and we aren't hurting or depriving other parties why is it anyone's business?
[blue]That's the same question we have been asking for 16 years.
A2[/blue]
Because it would be political suicide for any politition to submit a bill reversing the current laws.
The ultra right wing with it's deep pockets has huge political clout.
[QUOTE=Hodar;2731877]Yes if they would decriminalize it, control it with licensing taxes, regular health checks the stigma would erode and a different type of woman would appear.
I have met some nice ones in South America thst do. Work to supplement income from regular jobs. They are not doing it to pay for drugs or the love of sex just a way to make ends meet. If you take the criminality out of an exchange between consenting adults the participants are no longer criminals.
It's crazy when I think about it. I am searching for companionship, physical release and if a girl is willing to accommodate me like any other service trade and we aren't hurting or depriving other parties why is it anyone's business?
[blue]That's the same question we have been asking for 16 years.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=FlyingScotsman;2732240]Because it would be political suicide for any politition to submit a bill reversing the current laws.
The ultra right wing with it's deep pockets has huge political clout.[/QUOTE]You got that right FS, women for one unless they are In the trade despise prostitution because women use sex as a tool and if their SO can get it legally and easily they would lose control. The real issue should not be on wether any act is immoral it should be looked at from a personal liberty issue.