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[QUOTE=MidgetMac87;2385745]Random, but has anyone ever seen a provider out in town with their S / O or whoever they are with and they just look at you and smirk. Happened to me this weekend, then the provider went on to DFK her S / O and I couldn't help but think that I've done some things with her mouth that he wouldn't be happy with. Just a random thought.[/QUOTE]I've had this happen to me a couple of times. Once was a provider in her 40's, still a smoking hottie, who I saw out on the town with a guy, waiting to cross the street. Google Jaclyn Smyth from NYC if you're curious who I'm talking about, but this was maybe a dozen years ago when she was better looking. The guy had a bespoke suit, clunky Tournier watch, expensive-looking haircut. Kind of like a better-looking version of Morrissey, but with distinguished-looking grey temples. And she looked like a million bucks, in a shimmering green dress showing a tasteful amount of cleavage. She gave me the subtlest nod and smile, with a twinkle in her eye.

Another time it was a young Russian provider I had a huge crush on, out apparently shopping by herself at a farmer's market. I started to approach her and she froze, a look of terror on her face. A tiny shake of her head: no. I kept my distance. She was soon joined by a dude in his early 30's who may as well have had a neon sign around his neck saying "Russian mob"; the guy radiated danger. He looked like the bastard son of Dolph Lundgren and Scotty Caan. She left the business around then, and I never saw her again. I've often wondered what would've happened if I had approached her, and what the consequences would've been to me or her or both of us. I still occasionally think of her soft, sensual kisses, her perfect be-cup breasts, her sexy accent, her tears on my chest that I didn't understand at the time. I was married back then, but if she'd asked me to run away with her I would've done it in a heartbeat. And that was apparently how [B][i]every guy she saw[/i][/B] felt about her too.

Midget, what makes you think the guy didn't meet her as a client? Maybe he's very well aware of where her mouth has been, or at least has a pretty good idea.

[QUOTE=Rdpuerco;2388237]I've had this happen to me a couple of times. Once was a provider in her 40's, still a smoking hottie, who I saw out on the town with a guy, waiting to cross the street. Google Jaclyn Smyth from NYC if you're curious who I'm talking about, but this was maybe a dozen years ago when she was better looking. The guy had a bespoke suit, clunky Tournier watch, expensive-looking haircut. Kind of like a better-looking version of Morrissey, but with distinguished-looking grey temples. And she looked like a million bucks, in a shimmering green dress showing a tasteful amount of cleavage. She gave me the subtlest nod and smile, with a twinkle in her eye.

Another time it was a young Russian provider I had a huge crush on, out apparently shopping by herself at a farmer's market. I started to approach her and she froze, a look of terror on her face. A tiny shake of her head: no. I kept my distance. She was soon joined by a dude in his early 30's who may as well have had a neon sign around his neck saying "Russian mob"; the guy radiated danger. He looked like the bastard son of Dolph Lundgren and Scotty Caan. She left the business around then, and I never saw her again. I've often wondered what would've happened if I had approached her, and what the consequences would've been to me or her or both of us. I still occasionally think of her soft, sensual kisses, her perfect be-cup breasts, her sexy accent, her tears on my chest that I didn't understand at the time. I was married back then, but if she'd asked me to run away with her I would've done it in a heartbeat. And that was apparently how [B][i]every guy she saw[/i][/B] felt about her too.

Midget, what makes you think the guy didn't meet her as a client? Maybe he's very well aware of where her mouth has been, or at least has a pretty good idea.[/QUOTE]I've had that discussion before with her and she stops seeing people after certain times to spend time with her S / O. She told me that he doesn't know about her side business, but it brings in too much money for her to just give it up when he doesn't bring in half of what she does.

[QUOTE=Rdpuerco;2388237]meet her as a client? Maybe he's very well aware of where her mouth has been, or at least has a pretty good idea.[/QUOTE]This would be my assumption, most likely a current or former client.

[QUOTE=HawaiiBoy09;2376283]Anyone know about how long in advance you should drink pineapple juice? A girl said she wanted to suck me off and swallow.[/QUOTE]I've wondered the same thing. All I've ever heard was drink as much as you can bear each and every day. It was always the heartburn that got me to stop. Also, one needs to quit drinking coffee and anything else that would leave a bitter or sour taste. Also heard that eating a lot of Apple jolly ranchers is a good flavor for the ladies to get, but I don't want to rot my teeth, LOL.

[QUOTE=Rdpuerco;2385726]Anyone know who the blonde with the swingin' tits is in the "fuck milfs now" ad? I want to see more![/QUOTE]I thought the same thing and did some digging. She's a webcam girl named Sexy Venera:

[URL]https://www.porndex.com/view.php?q=sexy+venera[/URL]

January44.

[QUOTE=JanFortifore;2389052]I thought the same thing and did some digging. She's a webcam girl named Sexy Venera:

[URL]https://www.porndex.com/view.php?q=sexy+venera[/URL]

January44.[/QUOTE]Good find!

Came across this in an instgram post and the name caught my eye. They have both a website and an online app go check out the girls at [URL]www.ampedasia.com[/URL] very nice. Damn wish at vickibaybee was a real AMP girl. I'd be in that line.

The AMPs need to start posting the pics on instgram and just use a clever hashtag like #ampedhawaii so you could easily checkout the current lineup on instagram.

Enjoy.

/ JR.

Scientists measured 15,521 men to get this information:

The average size is 3. 6 inches in the resting state and 5. 2 when erect. WTF?

[QUOTE=Bikini;2392260]Scientists measured 15,521 men to get this information:

The average size is 3. 6 inches in the resting state and 5. 2 when erect. WTF?[/QUOTE]Average-ish. But I'm sure aesthetically, I'm in the top percentile.

[QUOTE=Nutmaker;2388985]I've wondered the same thing. All I've ever heard was drink as much as you can bear each and every day. It was always the heartburn that got me to stop. Also, one needs to quit drinking coffee and anything else that would leave a bitter or sour taste. Also heard that eating a lot of Apple jolly ranchers is a good flavor for the ladies to get, but I don't want to rot my teeth, LOL.[/QUOTE]If you are drinking enough water, it's half a day.

Drinks like coffee, beer, or smoking cigars / cigarrettes will undo all of your hard work though.

Man my dick is SOOO itchy from the Asian eye candy at the convention center this weekend.

[QUOTE=PopoloGirl;2392508]If you are drinking enough water, it's half a day.

Drinks like coffee, beer, or smoking cigars / cigarrettes will undo all of your hard work though.[/QUOTE]Sorry just interested half of what? I'd like to get tastier!

[QUOTE=Nutmaker;2388985]I've wondered the same thing. All I've ever heard was drink as much as you can bear each and every day. It was always the heartburn that got me to stop. Also, one needs to quit drinking coffee and anything else that would leave a bitter or sour taste. Also heard that eating a lot of Apple jolly ranchers is a good flavor for the ladies to get, but I don't want to rot my teeth, LOL.[/QUOTE]With regards to heartburn -- have you tried mixing some baking soda and water and drinking it before you sleep? Works great for me and works faster than Tums if it sneaks up on me.

[QUOTE=Nas123;2392898]Sorry just interested half of what? I'd like to get tastier![/QUOTE]And how do you plan on finding out if you get tastier? I mean, you'll only have the provider's word for it, unless you want to ... you know ... self-verify.

[QUOTE=Nas123;2392898]Sorry just interested half of what? I'd like to get tastier![/QUOTE]Half of a day, in other words 12 hours.

However, just eliminating high acid foods helps. Sushi eaters taste better than meat eaters IMHO.