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[QUOTE=Jaybirds;2417874]Different strokes and everything, and all due respect to a member senior to me, but I would wager that very few men would describe her as either homely or chubby. I saw her very recently, and I thought she was gorgeous and I absolutely loved her curves. Plus she was so sweet, fun, and enthusiastic. Not trying to convince you to go see her as she is obviously not your type and that's cool, but I'd be very surprised if many people had a negative reaction to booking her.[/QUOTE]I'm not going to say another word about this woman beyond this post. Others have chimed in and said their piece. I am not alone in my view. I'm sure she's reading all this. My message to her is she is not helping herself having guys or gals create accounts to defend her. It is easy for most readers to see past.

It took me a minute to work up the gumption to post this, and for a couple of days now I was considering not telling anyone what happened because I was embarrassed, but now that I know what happened I feel I should set the record straight to those that asked for her number and the follow up messages I wrote to those that asked for her number. You guys know what I'm talking about. First off I just want to say I'm glad to report I have the money. I tend to carry cash on me a lot in case I need it to go out and do my own thing.

Sometimes a guy just needs to break away, even though I am a married man I feel being able to do your own thing has helped to keep the marriage on track. Anyways, I still feel kind of embarrassed to report this but I feel an obligation to clear things up now that I know what happened. I avoided going home for a while because I was upset, I didn't want to go back home upset because I knew my wife would ask me what the problem was, but when I got home my wife tells me that she took money from my wallet that morning and deposited in her bank because funds were low after some work she had to get done on her car. This isn't the first time she's done that, but at the time I never even considered it.

I mean I was relieved, but all I could think of that night, was how I was going to explain this shit to Heather who had become one of my main go to girls. To make a long story short I ended up working it out with her, I really feel a need to publicly apologize to those that showed some interest in her and make it up to her. I never posted what happened on the forum, because by the time I found out what happened I was wondering how in the heck I was going to explain it.

Anyways, I'm going to post my original review of Heather shortly, she's using another phone now, but if anyone want's her new phone number just let me know. I'm just glad she was so understanding as she ended up being about all that, kind of ads to how sweet she really is.

I told her I would her I would post my original review again, so here it is below. Keep in mind guys, she has a NEW number so if you like what you see hit me up for her new phone number. She's going by the name Brooke now.

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(Original review).

Met this hot girl Heather kind of does work on the side UTR, stays out of trouble and stays away from backpage. She is not a streewalker. Anyways, I'm not going to get into details of how I met her but the experience was incredible. I've met her a few times after and no problems. Anyways, I took a couple of photos, like I said she does work on the side it's not something she does all day. Sweet girl, she gave me permission to let her number go so if anyone wants her number just hit me via pm.

Before I go I should say she is not willing to take any black men, so I would not even try. I think she is available for outcalls as long as it's local (in Dekalb) but she is willing to do incalls. Just a fair warning she does have a guy that looks out for her but it's. Just for her protection and he leaves, I have a feeling he doesn't go to far though. Like I said for me it's never been a problem at all. Be nice, I think she is just trying to make ends meet and quitting soon. Oh and by the way, please don't start asking me all these questions about her I don't even come on the forum much. And yes she uses condoms, she watches everything I did so don't try and pull a fast one on her. Pm me for digits, senior members.

[QUOTE=Jaybirds;2417874]Different strokes and everything, and all due respect to a member senior to me, but I would wager that very few men would describe her as either homely or chubby. I saw her very recently, and I thought she was gorgeous and I absolutely loved her curves. Plus she was so sweet, fun, and enthusiastic. Not trying to convince you to go see her as she is obviously not your type and that's cool, but I'd be very surprised if many people had a negative reaction to booking her.[/QUOTE]I think quite a few people here did describe her as homely and chubby. Homely / girl next door is kinda my thing, so my experience with her wasn't terrible. Still won't repeat though.

If you scroll back a few weeks / months the general consensus here was that she was a 5/10 tops and sessions were average. As long as you go in expecting a chubby girl, you won't be too disappointed. Just don't expect the spinner in the pics.

[QUOTE=JusTheTip;2417579]Wanted a little early morning BBBJCIM with a pretty face. Body was not my type so no FS. She wanted qv60 but agreed. 40 top only. Not the best skills but quality nevertheless. No DT but can take a good FF.

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[QUOTE=BigJames1970;2417429]Are her photos current? Rack looks good in photos.[/QUOTE]I saw her a couple of times when she had a room in Smyrna. Rack is pretty decent for her age. Actually she told me she had liposuction so the tummy is pretty flat.

Looking at her face I'd guess age is 50+ but what do I know? Pretty positive experience for 60.

[QUOTE=SwayGA23;2418512]Did she offer BBBJCIM?[/QUOTE]That wasn't clear? No swallow but I was pretty far in there.

This one has been reported a couple of times before so she isn't exactly UTR but I received WAY more mileage than they reported. I'm not giving up a name unless you've hooked me upon the past.

80 HH, no rush, multiples, BBFS, Greek, CIM and facial. YMMV.

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[QUOTE=TrunkJunkSpunk;2418486]I think quite a few people here did describe her as homely and chubby. Homely / girl next door is kinda my thing, so my experience with her wasn't terrible. Still won't repeat though.

If you scroll back a few weeks / months the general consensus here was that she was a 5/10 tops and sessions were average. As long as you go in expecting a chubby girl, you won't be too disappointed. Just don't expect the spinner in the pics.[/QUOTE]I'm still not getting this. It's like 50/50 with this girl. Are all these positive posts just fake accounts trying to salvage her future clients or what?

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Ok, banged this chic last weekend. I know I said I was retiring but I lied. LOL. I got tired of fucking my wife, Sally, (the blow-up doll) and was back on the chase again looking for a new piece of meat. Now, this chic has been on my list for a minute. I saw her posting last year but she was on Old National and I didn't feel like driving waay down there for some new unreviewed chic. Now that I saw her posting again on the eastside, which is much closer to me, I booked a date with her. Will I repeat, not at all. This chic is like most of the new unreviewed chics, inexperienced, rushed and a twot (total waste of time). VIP'ers read on. Non-Vipers, drive into a brick wall with no brakes!

Alright, this chic said she was in a townhouse on the eastside. I thought, great, none of that hotel / motel nonsense. I got to her place with a bit of a hassle. It was dark and her street sign was unreadable at night. Drove by her street a few times but finally made it there. She text me her house number and said she would come outside. I waited infront of her house for 5 minutes and was wondering what the eff was going on. I looked behind me and saw someone hiding behind a car across the street and thought to myself, not this shit again. I wasn't too worried though, I had a special something on me for whoever was waiting to jump out from behind that car. I kept look back to see who the hell that was hiding behind the car and clearly looking in my direction. The person finally came out from behind the car some 2 minutes later and acknowledged me. I asked if "your the one" and she said "yes".

Bonehead! Gave me the wrong address and then hides behind a car watching me the whole time. When I turned around and headed towards her, she asked me if I was the police while standing in the middle of the street. Yes, I am the police. Now, put your hands behind your back, your under arrest for asking silly questions. I should have known from then that something was not right about her and to keep it moving but oh well. I thought that was probably her way of making sure I wasn't uncle LEO. Anyways, she walked me downstairs to her basement / room which was totally dark save the tv lights. I actually had to ask her to turn on the lights as she was trying to start the session with all the lights off. Really? When the lights came on, I got a good look at her and this chic looked young as hell. If I didn't know who she worked for I would have thought she was no older than 17 years old. This chic looked young as hell in the face. I started to ask for her I'd. I asked her, her age and she said, 21. Her ad said, 24. Hmm. Whatever.

She said over the phone that she was 5'5 137 which seemed correct. She had some good meat on the bones. The room was a bit messy though with kids toys all over the place. We talked for a bit and this chic talks just like a 17 year old girl. I was still wondering about her age. The conversation was a bit underwhelming, let's just leave it at that. I handed over the 50 bones for 15 minutes and waited on her instructions. She told me she was ready and started taking off her clothes on the opposite end of the room from me, on her small coach that was about 4 inches off the floor. I followed suit as I knew there would be no help with undressing from her at all. We're both in the buff now as she instructs me to sit on the coach. Her body though, I'd say was average. I didn't see any signs of any baby wear but her body wasn't really tight. She had a flat stomach, be sized tits-kinda perky but average and her ass, it was just an ass. It had some meat on it but was a bit unshapely and had mild cellulite and stretch marks on it. You could tell from her body though that she was a young girl but the body could have stood to be a little tighter.

Alright, she gets the slab and attempts to place it on my soft cock with her hands!! My cock was soft as jello as she tried for a few minutes to get it all the way down and even stopped to ask me if she was putting on, on the right side. Hmm. I just took it away from her and put it on myself. She even told me to put it on so "I could suck it". After the slab was on my limp noodle she then started serving me some underwhelming dome. Her neck game was weak! She was orally servicing me for about 7 minutes in which I didn't feel a damn thing. No suction, heat, warmth, nothing. I don't know what the hell she thought she was doing but the whole time she was sucking my cock, I was staring up at the ceiling thinking about all the chicken and watermelon I could have bought with the 50 bones I just gave to this chic. This chic can't suck cock worth nothing. My cock didn't even grow 1 centimeter the whole time.

After 7 minutes of her doing I don't know what, she stops sucking and ask me if I'm ready. I took one look at her, then looked down at my cock and shook my head in disbelief. I told her I wasn't even hard yet and it wasn't going to work. She ask, "What do you want me to do then"? I told her to just rub on my chest maybe that will get something going. As expected, she rubbed on my chest in the most non-sensual uninspiring way. I just started groping her to see if that could get me aroused somewhat and that shit wasn't working at all. I just told her to assume the doggie position and I would just slide it in and see if I could feel something and get erect from that somehow. Needless to say, she declined the doggie position saying that she has to watch to make sure I don't take off the slab. All I could do was roll my eyes. Whatever.

She then said I could do mish and went over to turn off the lights before we got started. I had to ask her to please turn the darn lights back on again. Geez, these young ass chics. I finally entered her in mish and gots ta stroking. She had a fully shaved beaver by the way. I started stroking and ok, I'm feeling something here. Her snatch was warm and it had some medium grippage to it. I felt good enough to get me fully erect and I started getting my stroke on. About 4 minutes into my stroking, she stops me and tells me she has to get her lube. I wait about 3 minutes for her to find her lube as she came back empty handed. No lube! I started over again and 3 minutes into it, she ask me "you feeling it". I ask "feeling what". She says "your nut". Pfft. **Kisses teeth* This chic is rushing me to buss a nut in a 15 minute quickie section. Needless to say, I hurried up, bussed a nut a few minutes thereafter as I now felt the reason why she was trying to find her lube. She was drying up on me and I started to get that sandpaper rubbing up against my cock feeling. I blew my load, pulled out immediately and she was fully dressed some 30 seconds later. Wow! She told me to dispose of the slab in the bathroom trash can as there was no help from her with clean up at all.

I said my condolences and left a frustrated man. I got to say before I go. Now, I've tried a few of the girls on that escorting site when they posted ads on backage and from what I can tell from the brief sessions I've done with those girls is; those chics have little to no experience at all. How can those girls be $300/ hour escorts. Most of those chics on that site have no experience and don't even try. They seem to be young inexperienced girls looking for a fast buck. Some of them are even worse than the regular backpage chics. I don't know what the owner of that site is thinking about when he hires these young inexperienced girls. If I paid $300/ hour GFE for this chic, I would be pissed as fuck and demand my money back immediately! I doubt it gets any better, the more money you spend. This chic here is totally inexperienced and in the wrong line of work. Sorry for the long rant. Had to get that off my chest. Till the next episode.

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Good times. Pics are accurate. CBJ was decent. Amazing the rack. All positions were on the table, and no complaints whatsoever. Overall she is a sweet girl and I'll be repeating often.

Wondering if anyone has taken the plunge recently with Carmella. I've called once, but she didn't answer, so I moved on. I believe she has less than favorable reviews in the past, but just curious to see if she's gotten any better. Any info?

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