Massage Parlor Reports

The last couple weeks I have been able to get to Orlando. The drive sucks but worth it. This trip was Tokyo since I already hit M&why. Good looking attendant when I walk in. Table shower with the usual. Back to the room and in the middle of some fun get the two girl offer and accept. Tried getting names but it kept being avoided. Either way the two girl is going and fucking wild with some TUMA and DT. Eventually turns to 69 either way one with one sucking cock and the other licking and sucking ass. In the middle of this another girl walks in and comes over Daty. I had the money but struggling to keep it together with the current situation. Eventually a switch for reverse cow girl and then 69 with the other and whoever it was the chick was fucking riding and riding hard Couldn't last and in the bag. No extra time and moved on quickly once finished. Hell of a time man though. Just wish it was an easier and closer ride. Nothing like it anywhere. Review is about a week old.

[QUOTE=SlimShady96;7483178]Not that we need to go full Rat Trap but I have learned that Meiji118 has a fan boy (old fart) for sure, the reports on some duds that I have personally seen, he gives glowing reviews on, the weird thing is a couple of absolutely smokin hott ones that I've banged, he gives the same review as the one with a flat azz and her face looks the same. I thank you for your honest take on this latina that you say is much older than the fan boy says she is in his opinion. I wonder if you caught any slack from the handler for bouncing? Do you think or care if they don't allow you to visit in the future? Peace and happy holidays to all of you perves out there. SS96.[/QUOTE]Agreed. And no I did not get any pushback from the handler. When they first hit the Orlando scene I was bait and switched by them and told the handler this. While they told me I wasnt baited there was no issue that I left. This time I did not tell the handler why I left but I'm sure the girl did.

[QUOTE=S6776;7482398]Do you think the girls read these reports?[/QUOTE]Yes, even when they are not in town. I wrote about my visit here and was told who to go see when I went home. When I saw that girl and told her who referred me, she told me she saw my report in Orlando LOL.

Hey guys. Long time member, but not a ton of reviews on here (you can see them going back for several years though) since I only visit Orlando about once a year. I have a ton of reviews on the other "E" site because that is where most of the cities I'm active in post.

Will be there in a couple of weeks and reading reviews getting prepared.

I will be with a couple of coworkers during the day, and likely won't have time to venture out until later in the evening- guessing 9 to 10 PM when I can leave.

I hate going in last minute to the spas- I feel like everyone is tired, ready to shut it down, and now here I come to ruin that. LOL.

Tokyo is my primary target- closest to where I am staying as well as what I am looking for (2 or 3 girl visits).

It's open until 11:30. Any experiences late night there? Worth going, or just count my losses and hope I get a chance to break free (I might be able to get there at 9 when they open one day while I'm there).

Any advice?

What are my odds at a good experience late in the evening?

Also, I would rather spend a couple of hours, so that would be 9:30 ish to close. Is second hour same price as first hour?

Thanks!

If you need any advice in the Dallas area, let me know.

[QUOTE=Voyavoya;7481771](...) my imaginary wallet hates whomever posted that list.[/quote]Sorry![quote=Voyavoya;7481771]But. My "little brother" is very thankful![/quote]You're welcome!

Also ... THANKS for bothering to RTFF thoroughly enough to even [u]find[/u] that list, considering how LONG ago it was last posted. If more guys did so, as well as you did, there'd be many fewer posts asking "[u]Where is that AMP (that everybody else knows about because they [b]HAVE[/b] RTFF[/u]?).

For the lazy noobs reading here, the list that [b]Voyavoya[/b] is referring to was last quoted/posted on June 13th, 2025 (which was an edited/updated version of an original post from April 15th, 2025!).

[url=https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3666-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=7313869&highlight=idiot%27s+guide#post7313869][b][red]CLICK HERE[/red][/b][/url] to go directly to that posted list on USASG.

That "list" contains the names, description of services, and links with Google Map directions to most of the AMPs discussed here. Being 6 months "out-of-date", there are a few facts in that post that no longer apply, but if you actually [b]DO[/b] RTFF for that last couple of months, you'll be able to sort out most all of what you might need to know.

[i]And remember[/i]: [b]Reading (the freaking forum) is [u]FUN[/u]-damental![/b]

Repeat visit to Missly and first visit with Crystal. Was originally intending to visit Sasa as I was inspired by BooBoo24's recent very positive review. Texted Missly to see who was working today and the texted response was Sasa, Crystal and Amy. Arrived at Missly and was met at the inner door by Crystal. I saw her beautiful face and, just as importantly, her kind face and I switched on the spot from Sasa to Crystal. I find that women with kind faces are usually kind in personality. Very positive indicator.

Crystal is a beautiful Chinese woman. Estimated 30 years old and estimated height 5'0". Large C breasts that felt real. Short black hair. Hairy Bush. Numerous tattoos: a very large rose tattoo on her abdomen, a tattoo on her back that looks like the trunk of a tree with a symbol above where the tree branches split and a roses and butterfly tattoo on her right forearm. Very friendly with halting English. She could communicate the basics but relied heavily on her phone translator for everything else. It worked well and communication was not an issue.

She took me to a room and I paid the $240 ($80 + $160). The TS consisted of NURU, "TUMA adjacent" licking and kissing, a preview BBBJ and a good cleaning. Back to the room where I commenced DATY. Later progressed to 69, CG, MISH, DOGGY and some prostrate action. DATO not allowed. Crystal then cleaned me up, gave me a bottled water and brought Sasa to the room for an introduction. She is very nice but I'm glad I stuck with Crystal.

I asked if Sasa and Crystal would be staying at Missly for January. No on both counts. Crystal is headed to Lavender in January and Sasa didn't say where she will be in January and I asked several times as I planned to see her in January somewhere in Orlando if possible. Communication was difficult on that front -- she used the voice translator but didn't seem as proficient with it as Crystal. Perhaps she doesn't know where she will be in January or perhaps she just didn't want to say. If she remains in Orlando, someone will certainly pick up on it. Crystal also gave me a wrapped piece of chocolate and walked me to the door. Thanks again to BooBoo24. I didn't visit the subject of his review (Sasa) but, if I hadn't been inspired to go by his review, I wouldn't have met Crystal either.

[QUOTE=HappyXxx;7474388]OK boys, just had a pretty epic eight hand party over at Tokyo today!! It's been a minute since I've done one of these, but I have been asked twice now and promised the absolute best service and enthusiasm, there is no way in hell I was going to say no to that so I took a ride over and text Jenny on the way.

I get there, the door is cracked, they were obviously scouting me out in the parking lot and watching me walk in so I push the door open and I shit you not they were all standing there naked just smiling at me. I'm like fuck yes! What a great way to start everything off and have never had that happen before. One door shut that I noticed so I'm assuming there's one other customer there and whoever was dealing with him decided to come out to greet me with the other girls. LOL. PubEx I was thinking of you on this next part. I grab suiy (ivy) and we start DFK, that girl can kiss, Angela joins in, Jenny (candy) starts unzipping my pants and before you know it I'm balls deep in her throat, bobo drops and starts sucking my balls. We are still in the hallway fellas! Suiy (ivy) back was facing the wall, so I walked her back a couple feet while kissing her and pinned her hands up over her head with one hand and lifted her other leg up on the little table, right there against the wall with the other hand, I start kissing on her neck and rubbing her pussy While Angela is down there blowing me now, I move my dick closer to ivy's little kitty, and Angela starts, sucking the head of my dick while at the same time licking Ivy. I've done a lot of shit, but this was also a first for me. Angela sucking my dick while eating Ivy at the same time, then Angela starts playing with Ivy with the head of my dick on her clit, and says you feel how wet she is. Yes, honey I feel it and I hear it. LOL. With everything going on I didn't realize Jenny was out of the picture at this point so I guess she was dealing with the customer in the room, we go to the room right next-door to the one Jenny was in and continue the party. It was literally a party with pussy and titties every fucking where! Angela sits me in the chair and gets on her knees and was working the fuck out of my dick, while ivy is standing on the seat of the chair, straddling my face (another new one for me) LOL, bobo is sucking my nipples while she's playing with my balls while all this is going on. These girls were pulling out all the stops today and I have a feeling they were discussing this shit before I got there. Haha.

Ivy glazes my face hard and had her hands on the back of my head right before she finished and was grinding until she exploded. As you can imagine I'm pretty fucking worked up so I grab a handful of Angela's hair and I'm slamming her on my dick then held her down as deep as I could get her until she started spitting up and gagging. I repeated this a few times before Angela and Ivy switch positions, Ivy can also suck a fucking dick man! She's working me good and I put 1 foot up on her back and she starts licking my ass while stroking me while Angela's mounted on top of my face, felt like I couldn't breathe for a minute, but I loved it. I am an animal at this point and all I want is my dick inside one of these girls so I hop off the chair and grab Ivy's tiny little ass and carry her over to the bed. She applies the cover and I throw her at the corner of the bed in standing MISH and dial it to 10 and hammer that little girl until she started letting off, big orgasm by her. I slow stroke her deep just to let her enjoy it a little and then Angela is right next to her all fours on the table so I pull out change covers and mount her standing doggy, we all know Angela has a nice juicy ass and I let her have it, she's enjoying the hell out of it and just as she's about to cum Jenny opens the door and honestly looked a little surprised at what was going on in that room. LOL. Jenny says her turn but Bobo says she's next and Bobo has been doing a lot of ball sucking and ass licking while I'm pounding the other two so I grab her and put her on the table face down prone bone and surprisingly she's wet as hell and only took about two minutes before she's clenching up telling me not to stop! She's got a snug little pussy and I was enjoying it so I hammered through her orgasm and five minutes later she's gushing again! OK Bobo is beat so let's give her a break, I tell Jenny get your slutty little ass over here and I put her in standing MISH and I asked her how she wanted me to fuck her, her response" you know how I like to be fucked" yep hammer mode right out of the gates. And Jenny loses it quickly, couple second break for her, and I put her in standing doggy with the pillow under her waist and absolutely drilled her into that table with a thumb in her ass! Next, I mount Ivy doggy on top of the table with Angela spread wide in front of her and Ivy's licking on Angela, next thing you know, Bobo hops up on the table and plants her pretty little pussy right on Angela's face!! What in the fuck is going on here, I'm literally in a porn movie I feel like. Jenny is behind me licking my ass while playing with my balls, even tried to stick her finger up my ass while I'm fucking Ivy, but I wasn't having that. LOL, no ass play for me!! A couple minutes in and Ivy gets all juiced up just when she's about to finish Angela gets a little excited and I see her holding IVYs head in her muff and loses it right there. Bobo dismounts and Angela lays their exhausted and Ivy collapses on top of Angela. We're sweating like hell and a little exhausted, but I am too close to the finish line to take a break so I rip off the cover and Jenny and Angela take front row and just as I'm about to blow my load Ivy squeezes in the middle of them eagerly waiting with her tongue out and mouth open, I'm stroking and the first shot hits Ivy, I turn a little bit and got a nice shot in Jenny's mouth and forehead, Angela pushes in a little closer and I shot a thick rope right on the side of her cheek and then grabbed Ivy and put her on Junior and let him finish pumping until he was done.

Three cum splattered girls and one of them with a mouthful, which I did not see her spit out by the way, I really can't believe what just happened and as we're cleaning up, we're talking and laughing and then made our way to the shower to clean up a little bit.

After the shower I was laying in the middle of the bed like a king with all these girls sitting and laying around me just talking and shooting the shit and then the door pings a couple times and two of the girls peel off so I spent a few more times with Angela and Ivy And then I had to get get out of there.

Epic time today![/QUOTE]Would love to try this myself. Can you dm me the phone number and price of admission.

[QUOTE=FootyFanatic14;7483108]Absolutely they do. This site is free to join / read so why wouldn't they? Most of the girls actually don't like the penthouse reviews that some of y'all like to write. Just saw one of the more popular girls last week and she really gets annoyed with what some of you guys write. Mostly because so many fake reviews were written that people now get in trouble when they talk about her. I know at least 3 different girls who have changed their name because of some of the reviews guys have written. Other girls have also pointed out to me when someone is writing BS and even described what some of y'all are actually like in the room. You're writing these reviews for yourself and not for anyone else's benefit.[/QUOTE]Good point.

(what name mina using) just kidding 🤣

[QUOTE=BestDjInOhio;7483574]Would love to try this myself. Can you dm me the phone number and price of admission.[/QUOTE]$540 big don't do it unless it's a slow day or you won't have all of their attention the whole time. As far as the phone number, I would assume you would just look it up online or something. I have known most of these girls at all of the different stores for many years so I usually text them directly rather than call the store phone. And then sometimes I'll just show up without calling ahead of time.

[QUOTE=FootyFanatic14;7483108]Absolutely they do. This site is free to join / read so why wouldn't they? Most of the girls actually don't like the penthouse reviews that some of y'all like to write. Just saw one of the more popular girls last week and she really gets annoyed with what some of you guys write. Mostly because so many fake reviews were written that people now get in trouble when they talk about her. I know at least 3 different girls who have changed their name because of some of the reviews guys have written. Other girls have also pointed out to me when someone is writing BS and even described what some of y'all are actually like in the room. You're writing these reviews for yourself and not for anyone else's benefit.[/QUOTE]Footy is right on the money with his answer. I have also heard from the girls when they get annoyed when someone writes a fake review that's long and drawn out. And just like he says, these girls will sometimes say "this guys review is no good"this guys jiba (dick) doesn't even work"or that there papa (fuck) is not as good as the reviewer says he is. LOL. Of course there's much more to add to this but not appropriate to put on here. Some of the really popular girls don't even want reviews written about them and they will make it clear before you leave that they don't want to be mentioned online.

They definitely all read the reviews, even when working in different states.

[QUOTE=CopKoda;7483073]Yep, I can also confirm that most if not all of them read. I've read some with them including my own. It makes for a nice joke.[/QUOTE]It's always fun to read reviews with them and see their reactions and listen to what they have to say. Haha.

Had a dream that I receded Sisi early one morning and got a reply fairly quickly. Was on my way to the same location and she let me in. Had an interesting time as another girl was just laying in the bed on her phone. Felt like I was in porn as she blew me while the girl was just laying there on her phone LOL. As usual, would recommend and someone already posted her link previously.

The lack of self awareness is kinda funny here LOL.

[QUOTE=HappyXxx;7483769]Footy is right on the money with his answer. I have also heard from the girls when they get annoyed when someone writes a fake review that's long and drawn out. And just like he says, these girls will sometimes say "this guys review is no good"this guys jiba (dick) doesn't even work"or that there papa (fuck) is not as good as the reviewer says he is. LOL. Of course there's much more to add to this but not appropriate to put on here. Some of the really popular girls don't even want reviews written about them and they will make it clear before you leave that they don't want to be mentioned online.

They definitely all read the reviews, even when working in different states.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HappyXxx;7483769]Footy is right on the money with his answer. I have also heard from the girls when they get annoyed when someone writes a fake review that's long and drawn out. And just like he says, these girls will sometimes say "this guys review is no good"this guys jiba (dick) doesn't even work"or that there papa (fuck) is not as good as the reviewer says he is. LOL. Of course there's much more to add to this but not appropriate to put on here. Some of the really popular girls don't even want reviews written about them and they will make it clear before you leave that they don't want to be mentioned online.

They definitely all read the reviews, even when working in different states.[/QUOTE]True, the top gals don't really need reviews necessarily. But they all read, this is like Yelp for fucking! Hahaha!

Some of the girls in upper management have told me they love the detail in my reviews. And some have asked me to write one for their girl after stellar service. I think it's a resume of sorts, it helps them get jobs at top tier spots in other states when they are touring.

If they don't want a review, they just ask me not to write one and I don't write one. It's that simple. Had a girl last week ask me not to. Not because the service was bad, but she had specific reasons that were valid. They have to deal with a lot of wackos.

Who would write a fake review amongst peers who don't know who you are? Nothing like anonymous sexual prowess! LOL

[QUOTE=DrWilly;7483468]Sorry!You're welcome!

Also ... THANKS for bothering to RTFF thoroughly enough to even [u]find[/u] that list, considering how LONG ago it was last posted. If more guys did so, as well as you did, there'd be many fewer posts asking "[u]Where is that AMP (that everybody else knows about because they [b]HAVE[/b] RTFF[/u]?).

For the lazy noobs reading here, the list that [b]Voyavoya[/b] is referring to was last quoted/posted on June 13th, 2025 (which was an edited/updated version of an original post from April 15th, 2025!).

[url=https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?3666-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=7313869&highlight=idiot%27s+guide#post7313869][b][red]CLICK HERE[/red][/b][/url] to go directly to that posted list on USASG.

That "list" contains the names, description of services, and links with Google Map directions to most of the AMPs discussed here. Being 6 months "out-of-date", there are a few facts in that post that no longer apply, but if you actually [b]DO[/b] RTFF for that last couple of months, you'll be able to sort out most all of what you might need to know.

[i]And remember[/i]: [b]Reading (the freaking forum) is [u]FUN[/u]-damental![/b][/QUOTE]Nice refresher, Doc! I just PM'd a monger traveling to your fine city to check your list the other day.

FYI, when running some errands yesterday I happened to drive by ET Spa (former A2), open sign off and no signs of life. This was at about 1 pm or so. Haven't been there in 6 months, so this may be old news.