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Backpage Gloassary
I saw the link in another thread but thought it was worth reporting with full text.
[URL]http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/w4m/4522158067.html[/URL]
So, here you go,.
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of a flower only? = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Cinnamon = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Graceful = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Soft skin = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
No age? = same as "28".
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
FOR THE PROFESSIONAL ADS:
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across town.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.
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Turned out great
[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/choose-the-best-upscale-companion-22/8773379[/URL]
Went and saw her yesterday against my better judgement. Couldn't find reviews, new number and professional pics, all 3 no no's for me but for some reason I gave her a shot and I am very happy that I did. Sent a couple of texts and she was responsive and even honored my request to send a current pic. She is very real and a ton of fun. $ for the half. Awesome deep CBJ, cowgirl, mish k9! Ton of fun and will repeat for sure.
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[QUOTE=Tae217;2125610][URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/choose-the-best-upscale-companion-22/8773379[/URL]
Went and saw her yesterday against my better judgement. Couldn't find reviews, new number and professional pics, all 3 no no's for me but for some reason I gave her a shot and I am very happy that I did. Sent a couple of texts and she was responsive and even honored my request to send a current pic. She is very real and a ton of fun. $ for the half. Awesome deep CBJ, cowgirl, mish k9! Ton of fun and will repeat for sure.[/QUOTE]So the pics are real?
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[QUOTE=DCHung;2125561][URL]http://lmgtfy.com/?q=asian[/URL]+massage+parlor+maryland+site%[URL]3Ausasexguide.info[/URL].[/QUOTE]Can you give feedback on Wendy from the Wendy and Lili ad you mentioned before?
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Glossary
DC Hung, that was hilarious. . . And true!
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A Great Review!
My friend, Tae217 just gave a great review of this girl, but you still want more information? Obviously he had a good time, so why don't you call her up and go and see her. SMH. Please go and see a girl and report back to us as opposed to sitting behind the computer and asking questions that you're not going to get an answer to. MW
[QUOTE=Lioil;2125912]So the pics are real?[/QUOTE].
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Candy in Towson
[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/a-little-slice-of-heavenbest-reviewed-providerspecials-26/3829700[/URL]
Had a great dream about this tight tall slender spinner a couple days ago. Showed up and she works out of an apartment with another provider; one whose pictures do not represent her (I remember walking out when I tried to go see the other one a few weeks ago).
Was VERY happy to see candy; extremely pretty, young, thin (good thin), and very good attitude.
Donation was for the special $. Got undressed and put the towel over myself. She came back in in lingerie and let me know I could touch her wherever I wanted during the massage. Great news, because her ass is fantastic. Gave a pretty good rubdown with scented oil and teased the balls to make sure I was legit. Had me flip and got down to just her thong panties. Great handjob technique and also did a tit job before I exploded.
Great provider for the rate, but I'm sure alot of you know that already.
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Skye / Danica
Does anyone know what is going on with her?. She was living week to week last time I saw her and her contact info isn't working anymore. Anyone have updated info?
[URL]http://spicysky.naughtynsexy.com/[/URL]
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[QUOTE=ILoveItDoggy69;2126757]Does anyone know what is going on with her?. She was living week to week last time I saw her and her contact info isn't working anymore. Anyone have updated info?
[URL]http://spicysky.naughtynsexy.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]I can't get in touch with her either. No idea what's going on. Would love some Intel.
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More Possible Fakes
Nova Board.
[URL]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-caucasian-100-real-pics-water-shows-i-come-relax-slipperyupscale-now-21/14723576[/URL]
Bmore Board.
[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-white-girl-satisfaction-only-a-call-away-freaky-com-abou-m-22/9285887[/URL]
[URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-girl-on-the-block-24/9285687[/URL]
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Sky
[QUOTE=NattyBohner;2127004]I can't get in touch with her either. No idea what's going on. Would love some Intel.[/QUOTE]This is pure conjecture but I tried hard to see her again about a month ago but never received a reply. I saw Valentina who told me she moved from the Towson area because it was getting hot. She also said a friend of hers was busted by cops posing as a john to see her. I didn't think much of it and didn't ask who her friend was, but on retrospect afterwards, I thought that Valentina and Sky were hosting together for a little bit. I can't find anything on case search, but there was a lot to go through.
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Big the in my hand
Nice conversation on the phone. She had that laugh mentioned on the oThER board. Drove out to see her at a favorite low end hotel used by other providers off security. But was stood up. So, I definitely recommend staying away from her. We can't encourage that type of behavior. I'm inclined to think she's legit, just a bad provider.
[QUOTE=Tae217;2125610][URL]http://baltimore.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/choose-the-best-upscale-companion-22/8773379[/URL]
Went and saw her yesterday against my better judgement. Couldn't find reviews, new number and professional pics, all 3 no no's for me but for some reason I gave her a shot and I am very happy that I did. Sent a couple of texts and she was responsive and even honored my request to send a current pic. She is very real and a ton of fun. $ for the half. Awesome deep CBJ, cowgirl, mish k9! Ton of fun and will repeat for sure.[/QUOTE]
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You sir have talent
I laughed out loud at least 7 times.
We need to all take note of this code.
[QUOTE=DCHung;2125567]I saw the link in another thread but thought it was worth reporting with full text.
[URL]http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/w4m/4522158067.html[/URL]
So, here you go,.
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of a flower only? = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Cinnamon = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Graceful = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Soft skin = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
No age? = same as "28".
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
FOR THE PROFESSIONAL ADS:
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across town.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.[/QUOTE]
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Craigslist decoded
[QUOTE=DCHung;2125567]I saw the link in another thread but thought it was worth reporting with full text.
[URL]http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/w4m/4522158067.html[/URL]
So, here you go,.
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of a flower only? = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Cinnamon = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Graceful = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Soft skin = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
No age? = same as "28".
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
FOR THE PROFESSIONAL ADS:
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across town.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.[/QUOTE]Click on the link, there is some more funny shit at the end of it about a girls mental state. I follow some of the Florida boards since I am down there quite a bit, this appeared on the Daytona forum, where some Florida Monger saw it on the Dallas board. It looks like this list is really getting around.LOL
Stay safe.
RP.
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Amber
Working on my addiction, so I only see someone about once a month. Decided to hit up BP and saw Amber's ad. Same Amber Milfsalot reported about on 6/11. Made the call, she answered right away and told me where to go. I get to the motel in Laurel and I drive past a homely girl with big boobs headed out to a car. I had a feeling that was going to be her. Parked and called, she said she would give me the room number in 5 minutes. 10 minutes later, she texts me the room number and I head to it. As I knock on the door I noticed a black guy in a car staring at me and the room I knocked on. Most likely her manager. Door opens and when I get in, sure enough it was the girl I had drove past, just in a sexy outfit. As reported before, very plain looking face. Body was kind of looser than the pictures portrayed also. Told me up front the only thing she does bare is Russian and butt play was a no go. Got undressed and she gave me a very nice and wet CBJ. She was impressed with my size and said she would need to start in mish. Boobs were big, but saggy but she has huge nips that she encourages you to suck and pinch on. Put her in mish and pounded her hard. She loved it. Moved to doggy, hammered her some more, then sideways doggy, which she wasn't sure she could take. She took it, LOL. Went back to mish, then eventually had to finish on her chest, giving her a huge load while I rubbed on the inside of her pussy. Oh, she also doesn't want any cum on her face at all. Nice girl, might repeat in a pinch.
