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[QUOTE=BenderOver;4138977]Went hunting around for the clues and scored big. First, head to Orange Grove where that float caught on fire last month. Looked around and found what I was after, Panda Express on Colorado. Walked in and asked for Mrs. Bundy. A short Hispanic lady about 55 came out and asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted a finger up my ass to clean me out. Five minutes later, I'm out the door with a double order of orange chicken. $9 all in.

My asshole never felt better. Thanks Maxen![/QUOTE]Sweet! Classic Bender. You should have asked for the hot sauce to really lit your asshole on fire.

[QUOTE=AhardLanding;4140726]Sweet! Classic Bender. You should have asked for the hot sauce to really lit your asshole on fire.[/QUOTE]I did a little search myself but I'm going guess it's the opposite side of the 76. Asian H. 3800 block. Looked to me an unmarked place with neon sign. There's one more place close by on Colorado but that place had a Lisa.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;4138977]Went hunting around for the clues and scored big. First, head to Orange Grove where that float caught on fire last month. Looked around and found what I was after, Panda Express on Colorado. Walked in and asked for Mrs. Bundy. A short Hispanic lady about 55 came out and asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted a finger up my ass to clean me out. Five minutes later, I'm out the door with a double order of orange chicken. $9 all in.

My asshole never felt better. Thanks Maxen![/QUOTE]Hello. Good to see Bender and Doc is still around. I guess you guys are more advance tham me. You guys are funny!

Ram.

[QUOTE=Maxen;4138388]Really didn't want to share this unicorn but ill give you some hints to find her.

1. its near where the floats turn off, south of the freeway during Rose Bowl.

2. Mrs. Al Bundy's wife name on Married with Children.

3. Eastern Medicine / Herbs. During the day.

happy hunting... btw .9 all in w/tip 1 hr[/QUOTE]Google. Al Bundy's wife name on Married with Children.

- The show revolves around Al Bundy, his wife Peggy -.

Google. Where the floats turn off, south of the freeway during Rose Bowl.

- Near the end of the route, the parade turns north onto Sierra Madre Blvd. And concludes at Villa St.

Google map Sierra Madre Blvd. And Villa St Pasadena.

Google map Eastern Medicine / Herbs near Sierra Madre Blvd. And Villa St.

- And you'll find the answer.

To far for me but if I get out that way I'll give them a call.

Mike.

[QUOTE=ReallyaNiceGuy;4141308]Google. Al Bundy's wife name on Married with Children.

- The show revolves around Al Bundy, his wife Peggy -.

Google. Where the floats turn off, south of the freeway during Rose Bowl.

- Near the end of the route, the parade turns north onto Sierra Madre Blvd. And concludes at Villa St.

Google map Sierra Madre Blvd. And Villa St Pasadena.

Google map Eastern Medicine / Herbs near Sierra Madre Blvd. And Villa St.

- And you'll find the answer.

To far for me but if I get out that way I'll give them a call.

Mike.[/QUOTE]Just when I was going to give up, you've restored my faith in humanity, just when I was thinking people are dumb and lazy and they want everything handed to them. Remember the phrase 'be like Mike!

[QUOTE=ReallyaNiceGuy;4141308]Google. Al Bundy's wife name on Married with Children.

- The show revolves around Al Bundy, his wife Peggy -.

Google. Where the floats turn off, south of the freeway during Rose Bowl.

- Near the end of the route, the parade turns north onto Sierra Madre Blvd. And concludes at Villa St.

Google map Sierra Madre Blvd. And Villa St Pasadena.

Google map Eastern Medicine / Herbs near Sierra Madre Blvd. And Villa St.

- And you'll find the answer.

To far for me but if I get out that way I'll give them a call.

Mike.[/QUOTE]Just cut and paste into google maps and you'll see the place.

[QUOTE=Maxen;4141313]Just when I was going to give up, you've restored my faith in humanity, just when I was thinking people are dumb and lazy and they want everything handed to them. Remember the phrase 'be like Mike![/QUOTE]Well. Did the zoom function and food the place. This has to be the first Chinese lady I've ever heard of named Peggy. Once I found it I went to another site and. Yup! Peggy.

I don't go out of way to get a finger inserted into my bung hole but if it's true as Max described it might be worth a visit. From the google pic parking looks tough.

[QUOTE=Maxen;4141313]Just when I was going to give up, you've restored my faith in humanity, just when I was thinking people are dumb and lazy and they want everything handed to them. Remember the phrase 'be like Mike![/QUOTE]I'm driving up and down Colorado RIGHT NOW!! LOL.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;4138977]Went hunting around for the clues and scored big. First, head to Orange Grove where that float caught on fire last month. Looked around and found what I was after, Panda Express on Colorado. Walked in and asked for Mrs. Bundy. A short Hispanic lady about 55 came out and asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted a finger up my ass to clean me out. Five minutes later, I'm out the door with a double order of orange chicken. $9 all in.

My asshole never felt better. Thanks Maxen![/QUOTE]This is hilarious!!

[QUOTE=Maxen;4141313]Just when I was going to give up, you've restored my faith in humanity, just when I was thinking people are dumb and lazy and they want everything handed to them. Remember the phrase 'be like Mike![/QUOTE]In honesty was just here for a guessing game and googled it that was my 3rd guess.

I have a tale about the mamasan. On a place on Garvey in the city of Rosemead there's a place of fine herbal delights. The parking is in the back.

Much can be had here. If you ask for it and if you shower (they have one available), any sloppy and slow picking can be asked for. If you can figure out the clues, you can get it all for less than. 8 out the door, less if you don't take the hour (but I would take the hour).

Ask for Nina if you like a phat ass on a small Asian. She will cost a bit extra for everything tho, she's the best one there. Don't bother with the blonde (she's married and strictly legit). The mamasan can help you. She's Forrest gumps love.

[QUOTE=Danny2;4141729]I'm driving up and down Colorado RIGHT NOW!! LOL.[/QUOTE]Just look for the line of cars parked on the side of the road waiting for their turn! LOL.

P.S. Max thanks for all of your posts! Always informative and fun.

[QUOTE=Danny2;4141738]This is hilarious!![/QUOTE]The Honey Hole secret is out!

[QUOTE=JoePike;4140630]I'm not savvy enough to figure it out. I'm not diligent enough to put in the footwork.[/QUOTE]Sheesh. I live in OC and haven't even been to Pasadena in over 5 years, and I figured it out. Their phone message is currently saying their mailbox is full, but I may make the drive up just for a different experience. We have Viet Kim here in the OC whenever I feel the need for a good schwabbing out.

Glad I could help.

Now we'll waiting for reviews so come on guys!

Mike.