Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Yankeeincali;4133164]If I'm not mistaken, both legends of this site, BMalibu and BaldyCruiser are both in jail. RIP Legends.[/QUOTE]I am pretty sure you're wrong about BMalibu and you should not even be writing it unless your source is very trustworthy. Malibu lost interest in the site many years ago and faded away. He returned some time later and it just didn't take for him and he was gone again. Nobody hangs around places like this forever.

Correct that Baldy went to prison and the background facts are easy to access here. Based on reports I read, he could well be paroled by now but unlikely he'll return here anytime soon.

Saw an atf the other day where I usually go for a good massage and HJ.

This time she started rimming me before the flip, on flip she was giving me a handy but she eventually roamed back to my ass, she was trying to go in I resisted cause its not my thing and haven't had a prostate massage before, decided what the fuck, and to just relax and try to enjoy it. Got to say it was insane, she was getting so into it she pulled her top off and pants down, so I inserted some digits in her and she was soaked. Super easy access to both holes on her. Here's the part I've never experienced, having her massage my prostate I just came unknowingly, like I had no control, it was explosive but I didn't know it was happening. It just happened. I popped without me knowing it, felt great, and I saw a lot of jizz (for me at least, like ropes in a porno) is this a prostate orgasm?? Never experinced it so that's why I'm asking. Is this notmal for a prostate massage? If so, I'm doing this often.

Damn, that sounds awesome. I've heard great things about prostate massages from others in the past, but I've got a chronic anal fissure, which is a pain in the ass, so I can't really explore that safely. I'll just have to continue enjoying them vicariously through yours and others' experiences.

[QUOTE=Maxen;4136142]Saw an atf the other day where I usually go for a good massage and HJ.

This time she started rimming me before the flip, on flip she was giving me a handy but she eventually roamed back to my ass, she was trying to go in I resisted cause its not my thing and haven't had a prostate massage before, decided what the fuck, and to just relax and try to enjoy it. Got to say it was insane, she was getting so into it she pulled her top off and pants down, so I inserted some digits in her and she was soaked. Super easy access to both holes on her. Here's the part I've never experienced, having her massage my prostate I just came unknowingly, like I had no control, it was explosive but I didn't know it was happening. It just happened. I popped without me knowing it, felt great, and I saw a lot of jizz (for me at least, like ropes in a porno) is this a prostate orgasm?? Never experinced it so that's why I'm asking. Is this notmal for a prostate massage? If so, I'm doing this often.[/QUOTE]

Yes my friend, you experienced one of the powerful cum-shots of your life. At least, that is what happens when you get a girl who rims deep! You could have shot her eye out! LOL.

[QUOTE=Maxen;4136142]Saw an atf the other day where I usually go for a good massage and HJ.

This time she started rimming me before the flip, on flip she was giving me a handy but she eventually roamed back to my ass, she was trying to go in I resisted cause its not my thing and haven't had a prostate massage before, decided what the fuck, and to just relax and try to enjoy it. Got to say it was insane, she was getting so into it she pulled her top off and pants down, so I inserted some digits in her and she was soaked. Super easy access to both holes on her. Here's the part I've never experienced, having her massage my prostate I just came unknowingly, like I had no control, it was explosive but I didn't know it was happening. It just happened. I popped without me knowing it, felt great, and I saw a lot of jizz (for me at least, like ropes in a porno) is this a prostate orgasm?? Never experinced it so that's why I'm asking. Is this notmal for a prostate massage? If so, I'm doing this often.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Maxen;4136142]Saw an atf the other day where I usually go for a good massage and HJ.

This time she started rimming me before the flip, on flip she was giving me a handy but she eventually roamed back to my ass, she was trying to go in I resisted cause its not my thing and haven't had a prostate massage before, decided what the fuck, and to just relax and try to enjoy it. Got to say it was insane, she was getting so into it she pulled her top off and pants down, so I inserted some digits in her and she was soaked. Super easy access to both holes on her. Here's the part I've never experienced, having her massage my prostate I just came unknowingly, like I had no control, it was explosive but I didn't know it was happening. It just happened. I popped without me knowing it, felt great, and I saw a lot of jizz (for me at least, like ropes in a porno) is this a prostate orgasm?? Never experinced it so that's why I'm asking. Is this notmal for a prostate massage? If so, I'm doing this often.[/QUOTE]This is about right Max, I have my gal that rims like crazy and licking balls too. I usually then turn around and finish cimws with her.

Another one across Hawaii Mkt I wrote about before doesn't rim but gives a helluva but rub with fingers inside too no glove. She gices a great massagi too.

PC out.

[QUOTE=Maxen;4136142]Saw an atf the other day where I usually go for a good massage and HJ.

This time she started rimming me before the flip, on flip she was giving me a handy but she eventually roamed back to my ass, she was trying to go in I resisted cause its not my thing and haven't had a prostate massage before, decided what the fuck, and to just relax and try to enjoy it. Got to say it was insane, she was getting so into it she pulled her top off and pants down, so I inserted some digits in her and she was soaked. Super easy access to both holes on her. Here's the part I've never experienced, having her massage my prostate I just came unknowingly, like I had no control, it was explosive but I didn't know it was happening. It just happened. I popped without me knowing it, felt great, and I saw a lot of jizz (for me at least, like ropes in a porno) is this a prostate orgasm?? Never experinced it so that's why I'm asking. Is this notmal for a prostate massage? If so, I'm doing this often.[/QUOTE]Who is this misteryous lady?

[QUOTE=SaltyDog;4137523]Who is this misteryous lady?[/QUOTE]Really didn't want to share this unicorn but ill give you some hints to find her.

1. its near where the floats turn off, south of the freeway during Rose Bowl.

2. Mrs. Al Bundy's wife name on Married with Children.

3. Eastern Medicine / Herbs. During the day.

happy hunting... btw .9 all in w/tip 1 hr

[QUOTE=Maxen;4138388]Really didn't want to share this unicorn but ill give you some hints to find her.

1. its near where the floats turn off, south of the freeway during Rose Bowl.

2. Mrs. Al Bundy's wife name on Married with Children.

3. Eastern Medicine / Herbs. During the day.

happy hunting... btw .9 all in w/tip 1 hr[/QUOTE]Max,

Come on man, the clues are too vague LOL.

I sent you a PM.

PC out.

[QUOTE=Maxen;4138388]Really didn't want to share this unicorn but ill give you some hints to find her.

1. its near where the floats turn off, south of the freeway during Rose Bowl.

2. Mrs. Al Bundy's wife name on Married with Children.

3. Eastern Medicine / Herbs. During the day.

happy hunting... btw .9 all in w/tip 1 hr[/QUOTE]Went hunting around for the clues and scored big. First, head to Orange Grove where that float caught on fire last month. Looked around and found what I was after, Panda Express on Colorado. Walked in and asked for Mrs. Bundy. A short Hispanic lady about 55 came out and asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted a finger up my ass to clean me out. Five minutes later, I'm out the door with a double order of orange chicken. $9 all in.

My asshole never felt better. Thanks Maxen!

Found Waldo.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;4138977]Went hunting around for the clues and scored big. First, head to Orange Grove where that float caught on fire last month. Looked around and found what I was after, Panda Express on Colorado. Walked in and asked for Mrs. Bundy. A short Hispanic lady about 55 came out and asked me what I wanted. I told her I wanted a finger up my ass to clean me out. Five minutes later, I'm out the door with a double order of orange chicken. $9 all in.

My asshole never felt better. Thanks Maxen![/QUOTE]I just got done with the Donald shit. But really? A short Hispanic named "Peggy! An Asian woman would never use that name.

Shit I got a copy of the map but the area is full of places for getting a little squeeze.

[QUOTE=Maxen;4138388]Really didn't want to share this unicorn but ill give you some hints to find her.

1. its near where the floats turn off, south of the freeway during Rose Bowl.

2. Mrs. Al Bundy's wife name on Married with Children.

3. Eastern Medicine / Herbs. During the day.

happy hunting... btw .9 all in w/tip 1 hr[/QUOTE]If anyone figures this out, please post it since Maxen doesn't want to share.

[QUOTE=JoePike;4139275]If anyone figures this out, please post it since Maxen doesn't want to share.[/QUOTE]1. Altadena Drive in Rosebowl city. 2. Peg. 3. Healing your Body with Acupuncture.

[QUOTE=JoePike;4139275]If anyone figures this out, please post it since Maxen doesn't want to share.[/QUOTE]I figured it out in 3 minutes, and I'm not talking about Panda Express. Called yesterday and they're closed on Tuesdays.

Maxen shared. If you're not savvy to figure it out, post that. If you're not diligent enough to put in the footwork, post that.

Thanks for the hints Max. I'll try her out later this week.

Bender.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;4140539]I figured it out in 3 minutes, and I'm not talking about Panda Express. Called yesterday and they're closed on Tuesdays.

Maxen shared. If you're not savvy to figure it out, post that. If you're not diligent enough to put in the footwork, post that.

Thanks for the hints Max. I'll try her out later this week.

Bender.[/QUOTE]I'm not savvy enough to figure it out. I'm not diligent enough to put in the footwork.