Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Teabagplain]Were Lisunia customers putting up graffiti? Were they getting drunk and starting fights? Were they selling drugs on the street corner? How does Elmwood Park actually benefit from having Lisunia shut down? There used to be people from different parts of Chicago who would drive to Lisunia and might occasionally spend money (on gas or food) in the local area. The girls themselves would likely spend some money locally as well. All Elmwood Park got from this is another vacant unit.[/QUOTE]I agree with you Teabag. Anytime people are spending money in your town, especially in this lousy economy, it is usually a good thing. As long as it's done in a place of business and not on a street corner- it really shouldn't be an issue. Heck, its legal in parts of Nevada and Amsterdam. Just my. 02

[QUOTE=Paintedbird]I went to a rather new AMP on the north side last week. I asked for the one hour and a table shower, which turned out to be slightly more expensive than most places. The girl was cute, nice body, and talkative. We got on well. The flip came and she bent down really close to me and asked if I wanted <hand motion . I nodded. She then asked "how much will you tip? " I asked if her shirt would come off and she seemed a bit nervous. I said. 6, and she said. 8. D'oh she's Chinese, I forgot to start ridiculously low. After some haggling we agreed, but she warned me that she would get fired if anyone found out so not to tell anyone. She then removed all of her clothes, and I had a very fine experience.

On the way out, she handed me the ball of tissues she used to clean me up, asking me to deal with them, and then said that when the owner asked me how it was, I was to say "so-so", and look a bit disappointed. I couldn't believe it, but I performed the act to the best of my ability.

So in short, I got good service at a legit place.[/QUOTE]Would you mind PMing me the name and location?

Thanks in advance!

The Lisunia situation sucks. I liked going there once in awhile (when I had extra money of couse) and never got offered FS. Seems like LE doens't have the balls to go after the murderers, rapists, and real criminals, so what a better way to make money for the city as to raid a little massage parlor. By the way does anyone know what happened to my favorite girl? Most of you know who she is but her name starts with an I ends with an A and was cute, blonde, slender and was into her sessions.

[QUOTE=Jasper Malloy]Wasn't it going to get knocked down for more Caputo's parking space at the end of their lease anyway?

Maybe somebody wanted to hurry things along...[/QUOTE]

That did occur to me. I thought I had read a post on this thread indicating that Lisunia was going to close soon anyway, but I couldn't find it again when I tried searching for it. I certainly would not put that past surburban Chicago politics.

As for law enforcement not having anything better to do...I initially felt some bitterness towards them, but I realize now that they don't really have a choice in a situation like this. When a city official comes to them and says a business is conducting illegal activities, it is kind of hard for them to avoid investigating it. So, no hard feelings towards them--they were just doing their jobs.

[QUOTE=Teabagplain]That did occur to me. I thought I had read a post on this thread indicating that Lisunia was going to close soon anyway, but I couldn't find it again when I tried searching for it. I certainly would not put that past surburban Chicago politics.

As for law enforcement not having anything better to do. I initially felt some bitterness towards them, but I realize now that they don't really have a choice in a situation like this. When a city official comes to them and says a business is conducting illegal activities, it is kind of hard for them to avoid investigating it. So, no hard feelings towards them-they were just doing their jobs.[/QUOTE]Nah. It wasnt going to close because of Caputos. If you notice they did cut part of the building away but Lisunias and the furniture shop survived. I cannot totally agree with you on the law enforcement end. There are elements in that area of Elmwood Park and Chicago (ie. Violence, drugs, gangs, illegal immigration) that have really become too hard to ignore that weren't there even 6-7 years ago. Lisunia's and the people employed there contribute nothing to those elements. Our wonderful sheriff has a moral agenda. Lisunia's got caught in his sights.

We need to start by changing peoples perceptions. We live in a society where eveeryone brlieves that their moral compass is what everyone must adhere to and that they have a right and obligation to legislate everyone's morals. Anyone who knows a woman who married for money or anything other than pure love knows a legal and accepted *****. I once worked it out. Seeing a top call girl for $300 a pop is far cheaper than the $1000 or more it costs to be married.

Paleface is in the Vanguard of change. If his wife flips to our point of view and she flips two women and they flip two more, we will all be siting pretty.

Unlikely though since the average wife would be giving up the highest paying job she may ever get.

How's that for a jaded view of American society?

And don't get me started on all the tax dollars going to try and incarcerate pot heads.

...closed due to undocumented workers in their employment?? True or not?

Dee Dee at Body and Soul on Irving Pk Rd is unreal. If you like them a little older but still looking great with a body half her age than she is the one to go to. She gave a great massage and great 69. It was a little pricey but worth it.

[QUOTE=Scooter Pie7]Does anyone know what happened to May from the old Relax? I haven't visited since before they moved down the street. I heard that she went by the name Brenda also. Any info on her current location would be great.[/QUOTE]Well, if I am thinking about the same "May"; she is working at the new Relax. The new location is still in Archer Ave. But further down east. The new Relax have a new remodeling and May usually is the most doll up in the place. Good girl but become pricy. You can ask for May over the phone or walk-in.

Good luck.

I was driving in to work and had to take a detour which I noticed on Irving Park Rd. And Keeler Ave (the 90 underpass) there is a massage place called Latin Touch. Does anyone have any info on this place or recommend where I can find a nice petite latina either for massage or sw.

Thanks guys.

If your looking for realy great legit massage. Clean in a nice location in Bridgeport. This is a good place to go all the Chicks know what there doing. Very clean place every one friendly. Try it you will like it. TLC88 3109 S. Wallace. I had my first 4 hand massage a few weeks ago Ivy and Jenny. 90 min. Fell a sleep wow that has never happen to me. Stopped by the other day got a foot massage from Wei Wei her foot massage was so good. Had to get a massage from her. Well I'm glade I did I ever got a shave to go a long with it. Wei Wei is just like Jenny and Ivy The girls must learn from each other. Plus the boss there is a good teacher the girls tell me. There is just too many providers out there to waste time on other places. If I feel like a great legit massage, This is where I go. I realy feel like I'm valued as a customer.

Thanks guys.

If your looking for realy great legit massage. Clean in a nice location in Bridgeport. This is a good place to go all the Chicks know what there doing. Very clean place every one friendly. Try it you will like it. TLC88 3109 S. Wallace. I had my first 4 hand massage a few weeks ago Ivy and Jenny. 90 min. Fell a sleep wow that has never happen to me. Stopped by the other day got a foot massage from Wei Wei her foot massage was so good. Had to get a massage from her. Well I'm glade I did I ever got a shave to go a long with it. Wei Wei is just like Jenny and Ivy The girls must learn from each other. Plus the boss there is a good teacher the girls tell me. There is just too many providers out there to waste time on other places. If I feel like a great legit massage, This is where I go. I realy feel like I'm valued as a customer.

Thanks guys

[QUOTE=Andyuwant]I was driving in to work and had to take a detour which I noticed on Irving Park Rd. And Keeler Ave (the 90 underpass) there is a massage place called Latin Touch. Does anyone have any info on this place or recommend where I can find a nice petite latina either for massage or sw.

Thanks guys.[/QUOTE]Carmen runs the place, a hot MILF latina. But, I have never experienced extras. She is very professional. Not sure about other girls at this place.

After hearing about what happened to them, I'm pretty spooked and leaning towards staying away from the MP scene from now on. I was seriously going to go the day before it happened but another opportunity arose. Though a bit pricier, I guess it's back to escorts.

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]The Lisunia situation sucks. I liked going there once in awhile (when I had extra money of couse) and never got offered FS. Seems like LE doens't have the balls to go after the murderers, rapists, and real criminals, so what a better way to make money for the city as to raid a little massage parlor. By the way does anyone know what happened to my favorite girl? Most of you know who she is but her name starts with an I ends with an A and was cute, blonde, slender and was into her sessions.[/QUOTE]

Ditto. If anybody learns about her moving to a different location, would be interested in hearing about it.