Massage Parlor Reports

I have been busy traveling lately and AMPs in other states and cities charge less for the hour and less for tip. Here it is getting too expensive for what it's worth IMHO. So, I decided I will dump all my info, all the places I have gone. All of these are YMMV, I have had some places be a sure thing each time, while I have seen others struggle. Some of these places I have gone for years. I am not including names of girls because I don't feel comfortable after the last time I did and she got waaaaay too many requests.

One trick I have been doing over the years is when I call a place, even if its new or old, I always ask "Who is working" and pick a girl based on the name. Most of the time the girls assume I have been there before, and if I don't like that girl I can try a different name at another time.

Harmony (both locations): I always get HE whenever I go here, I have been going to both Harmony locations for years, most if not all the girls working there have seen me, massaged me and HE'd me. The last time I was at the Shoreview location I saw a new girl and she gave me HE and now she is working at the Wayazata location.

696: I really don't like this place even though I have gotten more than lucky on a few occasions. The mamasan who works at the front barged into the room during the last HE because she was mad I didn't tip her $40 to watch me DIY (I made a previous post about this, this place is ridiculous). There is one girl who works there that someone else reported on that gives a chompy BBJ.

Guilian: Been here a few times, they give you a full prostate exam each time. This is one of those places that leaves the door open, one time I was on my hands and knees on the table getting milked and the other lady who works there just stood and watched. I looked down between my legs and saw her and made eye contact. The ladies here are nice and have never asked for more money. The bigger gal doesn't just jerk you up and down either she massages the whole area.

Serenity Spa in WBL: I get a lot of questions about this one and I know why now, it is hard to find on Google Maps. It should come up as Serenity Spa White Bear Lake. This place is hit or miss. One time I went and enjoyed a massaged with a lot of teasing and a nice finish. Then I took a shower because there was one in the room. The woman working stayed the whole time and dried me off after. One time I had the front desk lady. She has huge sweater puppies but a pancake ass which is a dealbreaker for me. She edged me 3 times then I finished DIY exploding everywhere.

Rose Lake Spa: This one is weird. One time in August of 2025 I went and had a great massage with a girl who had a huge butt and curly hair. She was maybe mid 30-mid 40's. She gave me an HE and pulled her pants down so I could touch her butt and stuff. Then a week later I called to get another appointment and the person working there said she had no idea who I was talking about, I scheduled an appointment and the place only had one old lady working there. My guess is the place is legit and the girl got caught making extra?

We Knead You: Basically guaranteed HE, good place if you are striking out and just need a win. Last time I was there the lady had a bowl cut and it was hard to stay hard without laughing.

New Healing Foot Spa: Used to see this place on here a lot, went and it's fun. They have curtains instead of walls. This place gets a lot of regular people who are not there to get yanked like us. The last time I was there I got an HE while a woman was getting a foot massage in the chair right in front of the curtain I was behind. It was awesome. I have had a few out of state experiences like this and they always add an extra rush.

Yun: Okay last but not least, I have a lot to say about this place because it could have been awesome. I went for the first time, I don't like the location at all. Greeted by an old lady, no problem. Go to the room, get undressed, she comes in after all my clothes are off "Hey sorry we are busy can you wait 10?" yeah absolutely no problem. I chill looking at my phone, 5 minutes pass and the door busts open and it's a very very very pretty lady in tight scrubs. I'm shocked because I thought I was getting the old lady, now I am thinking this is legit and I am standing nude in front of this person like a creep. She is very cool and comes in and I lay down. She says she is hot and asks if she can just wear her leggings. Absolutely. She drops her pants and is now in leggings and her sports bra. I peek up and she is sporting a massive camel toe in the leggings. I basically pitch a tent downward into the table at this point. Massage was great, She stood on the table and stretched my legs, the towel fell off and she started touching me with her feet. It was fantastic, I didn't know I liked feet like that. She hopped off the table and asked something about if I had a wife or girlfriend or if I was seeing someone that day and I said no and she started to kiss me on the mouth, cheek and left lipstick marks on my neck and lower body. I did not know this is what she was going to do, I enjoyed it but now I have to walk out of the place covered in lipstick? She ended giving me an HE and left the room to get a hot towel. She came back in with another girl that worked there, she was maybe 40 but had a really nice ass. They cleaned me up, made some nice comments about my parts, and then left again. The main girl came back, we wrapped up I tipped and left.

Obviously I wanted to go back, on my return trip I saw the girl with the big ass. When I called I tried to get with the girl I had seen the previous time, the big butt gal lied and said she gave me the entire massage the previous time. She said she was wearing a wig. Something is obviously up. So I get a 30 min from the big butt gal on a futon because I had an extra $5 on me. After about 10 minutes she leaves the room, the door opens and someone starts kissing my leg and then the side of my butt. Its the girl from the first time. She says I am sorry I can't do your massage today come next time I will see you, she kisses me more, on the mouth, neck face wherever. Then she leaves and the other girl comes in. I make a comment about how Asian girls aren't built like her and she is very cute blah blah blah. She said her butt is real, I ask if I can see it, she says not this time but while I am laying on my back she puts her butt almost entirely over my face "as a joke". At the end she doesn't give me an HE and says next time you come we can. I tip for standard massage since there is no HE, she is extremely happy with the $20.

Letting my dick think for me, I decide to go a third time. This time I get the girl from the first time. She is touching me a lot and on the flip she is very attentive to my areas. She is getting me hard and starts rubbing all the pleasure points. Then, she pats my balls and hops up and says okay that's it for today! My next appointment is here. My balls are blue. Hahah hey can we do what we did last time? Oh no not this time, next time maybe. Oh okay. So she leaves the room, I hop up to get the tip money and get dressed. She comes in and proceeds to talk to me for over 10 minutes while I stand at full mast. Asking me what I do even though I already told her during the massage. I am like hey didn't you say you had an appointment? Oh yeah and then she leaves the room with the door wide open.

The massage is fun, I like when they do stupid shit like be awkward and act shady about stuff because it kind of adds to the thrill, but unfortunately I live too close for my comfort to Yun and I don't want to see one of these girls in public, also the walk of shame is insane, the parking lot is always packed with cars especially during the summer. The one time I left covered in kiss marks was probably the worst walk of shame I have ever had to do.

Like I said I am retiring from this area, I am enjoying my adventures in other states with other AMPs, but for now this area isn't what it used to be, which is fine. I might make another post with places as they come up, but everything here has been visited by me in the last 6 months at least. Good luck out there!

Great Post.

Visited a couple weeks ago, when I entered, noticed the security camera inside, thought good things might happen here. Was brought to a room with a futon and told its 20 more than standard price, told her I just wanted the regular table for the normal price. What was weird is she kept pointing at the futon almost begging me to do the futon massage, I took that as another hint more might be available here. Was brought into the room with the table, then the massage started, she kept a sheet over half my body most of the time and kept saying "ohh its so cold". Not really much of a massage either besides the back walking, using the poles on the ceiling, not any teasing during massage. At the end of the massage, she turned me over and rubbed the inner legs, again under the sheet. I finally removed the sheet and motioned for the happy ending, she said "no only massage here" then said I could DIY. She did let me touch her over her clothing during the massage. Overall, it has all the signs of a place with more potential, but don't think I'll be back.

[QUOTE=AlwaysALot;7581988]Visited a couple weeks ago, when I entered, noticed the security camera inside, thought good things might happen here. Was brought to a room with a futon and told its 20 more than standard price, told her I just wanted the regular table for the normal price. What was weird is she kept pointing at the futon almost begging me to do the futon massage, I took that as another hint more might be available here. Was brought into the room with the table, then the massage started, she kept a sheet over half my body most of the time and kept saying "ohh its so cold". Not really much of a massage either besides the back walking, using the poles on the ceiling, not any teasing during massage. At the end of the massage, she turned me over and rubbed the inner legs, again under the sheet. I finally removed the sheet and motioned for the happy ending, she said "no only massage here" then said I could DIY. She did let me touch her over her clothing during the massage. Overall, it has all the signs of a place with more potential, but don't think I'll be back.[/QUOTE]Don't get too excited about the L2 report below. This is the typical experience there.

Any word if Jenny is back? After a winter in Tucson with incredible service I'd like to know if my favorite MN girl is still around. PM if you like.

[QUOTE=Ddys11;7583517]Any word if Jenny is back? After a winter in Tucson with incredible service I'd like to know if my favorite MN girl is still around. PM if you like.[/QUOTE]She wants nothing out there at all, so I will honor her wishes.

[QUOTE=WoozerBuck;7587860]She wants nothing out there at all, so I will honor her wishes.[/QUOTE]I respect that. She is one of a kind.

By far my favorite mouth masseuse.

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It appears that Zentral has reopened as Nikhom Spa. The phone number is the same as the one Google shows for Zentral but is different than what shows on the building using street view.

The ad says * Professional Therapeutic Massage Services Only* which all that I've heard Zentral was.

[URL]https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/bts/d/minneapolis-nikhom-spa-grand-opening/7926644181.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=MikeyPopZ;7589240]By far my favorite mouth masseuse.

[URL]https://www.erome.com/a/tEJNnONp[/URL][/QUOTE]Is there an ad? The link looks like part of a porn sharing site with 10+ different women shown under SueSwalloz. How do members find 'Roselle'?

[QUOTE=Ddys11;7588233]I respect that. She is one of a kind.[/QUOTE]Been retired for a while now. Jenny is the one woman I actually had a heart for and made me want to be a better man. I still keep in touch as friends. She will always have special part in my heart.