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I could've sworn I've seen this girl walking on the trail near the Turnpike the other night and recognized her from BP, but when I searched the number, it appears she has listings all over the place from FL to Nevada (WTF?)

Any reviews on her?

My 2nd post in one day. (See massage parlor post for an hysterical story.) Damn, it's nice having a day off for debauchery! After my first experience, I still needed to do some bumping and grinding even though my pipes were cleaned. So, I called up Ashley Monroe since I liked her look in her pics and saw some reviews as well. This girl is a total s l u t and I mean that in the most complimentary way with sheer admiration and adoration. Hey, isn't that what we're all looking for anyways? A young, slutty girl that loves doing it and has the body of a stripper? She's got nice see-cups and I love the tats. Absolutely perfect. She had porn on the TV when I arrived. I had her straddle me at first just like you would when you get in a lapdance. She then pulled out a hat for a CBJ. I tried talking her out of that, but she's adament that she uses hats for everything. I'm not a CBJ fan, but damn, it was pretty darn good. She used junior like a toothbrush and made sure her gums and cheeks were thoroughly cleaned while staring right into your eyes. If it had been a BBBJ I would have blown in her mouth. Next, it was cowgirl and she definitely gives off that slutty vibe and isn't afraid to toss some dirty words out there. Finally, doggie with her first bending over the arm of the couch and then with her grabbing her ankles and talking dirty until I pulled out, whipped off the rubber and blew all over her and the floor. She said that was a no-no and that now she'd have to mop. Believe it or not, she actually went out and got a mop and cleaned it up while I dressed!

If this girl was GFE and did DFK and BBBJ she would be able to make a career out of this. She's got everything else going for her. I went for the hour, but if you go, do the 1/2 hour. That's all you'll need since she's non-GFE. But, like I said, her slutty demeanor makes up for alot of that and I had an excellent time. I would repeat.

So, should I go for the trifecta in one day? It's rare I do two in one day, but it was well worth it. I'm thinking I'll pass on a third experience since it's now beer-thirty and time for some cold ones.

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She has one ugly set of set of dragging titis I have ever seen.

[QUOTE=Newbie42;1392702]Don't waist your time and money on this one. She have too many rules and her top stays on while doing the deed. One position is all you get and time is always on her mind. Check out my review on her a few weeks ago.[/QUOTE]

She lost me at the 'macknificent' tat. That just killed it for me.

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My friend had a dream of nikki aka ivy laine

Everything was covered CBJ was good but way to short she seemed to rush session.

She looks good but needs to shave her legs and it seems she did not shower before my friend met her.

Experience was not great not horrible but for the rates she charges its not worth it.

$.50 for half that was rushed friend did not stay for full but its overpriced at $$.50 and if your interested in a quick dream its also overpriced at $.20.

[QUOTE=SteedaMan;1399856]Don't worry SC1975, shit happens. I myself 15 years ago or so saw a chick in one of those publications from the porn stores and I swear I couldn't tell she. Well. He had done ALL of the changes. After the fact, I swear it must have been a $50, 000 makeover. Perfect 10. Could not tell until she told me. I was blown away and then puking my brains out an hour later.[/QUOTE]A little tip. In mean, the index finger is almost always shorter than the ring finger. In women, the two digits are generally the same length. I don't believe sex changes alter that.

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Just a thought.

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Complete and total waste of time. For starters she is staying in a hotel at colonial and I4, absolutely no parking unless you pay the hotel $13 to park in there lot.

OK I call her early in the afternoon and set up an appointment for 10pm. She assures me thats perfect for her and to call when I get to he hotel. I call at 8 to confirm and assured again that we are on for 10. Get to the hotel at 10 and no answer when I call her. She calls me back and tells me that she is tied up at dinner with family and will meet me at the hotel in 30 minutes at 10:30. I wait around and no calls from her to say she is back. I call her and text her several times and get no response, so I leave at 10:45. Just after midnight she sends me a text asking me where I am and to come back. Called her and she still wouldn't answer phone or texts. Complete waste of gas.

[QUOTE=C Fombarlet; 1400299]A little tip. In mean, the index finger is almost always shorter than the ring finger. In women, the two digits are generally the same length. I don't believe sex changes alter that.

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Just a thought.[/QUOTE]And here this whole time I was lied to about my sexual orentation! I thought I was 100% Woman. Hummmmmmmmmm

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Complete and total waste of time. For starters she is staying in a hotel at colonial and I4, absolutely no parking unless you pay the hotel $13 to park in there lot.

OK I call her early in the afternoon and set up an appointment for 10pm. She assures me thats perfect for her and to call when I get to he hotel. I call at 8 to confirm and assured again that we are on for 10. Get to the hotel at 10 and no answer when I call her. She calls me back and tells me that she is tied up at dinner with family and will meet me at the hotel in 30 minutes at 10:30. I wait around and no calls from her to say she is back. I call her and text her several times and get no response, so I leave at 10:45. Just after midnight she sends me a text asking me where I am and to come back. Called her and she still wouldn't answer phone or texts. Complete waste of gas.[/QUOTE]Potsy,

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Nice girl, but the breasts are so droopy, it is a total turn off. There are better choices.

Will not repeat!

I was a regular of hers, Tried contacting her a few times last month and no reply. Has anything happened that I don't know about. Did she leave the biz? If anyone knows please post.

[QUOTE=Sexyblk8;1400524]I was a regular of hers, Tried contacting her a few times last month and no reply. Has anything happened that I don't know about. Did she leave the biz? If anyone knows please post.[/QUOTE]I did visit her about the middle of the month. Nothing unusual was discussed. She does travel from time to time and perhaps that's why she hasn't been posting lately.

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[QUOTE=Sexyblk8;1400524]I was a regular of hers, Tried contacting her a few times last month and no reply. Has anything happened that I don't know about. Did she leave the biz? If anyone knows please post.[/QUOTE]Seen her the end of Jan, lots of fun. Still taking messages. But not returning calls. Would luv to see again.

I know I'm picky, but damn, I remember back in the day there was a huge selection of busty providers. Seems over years less and less of them are around. And the ones that do appear to be "big" turn out to be saggy and unattractive. Just an observation. But then again, there are ones who are but they don't advertise that they are. I wish backpage would require the provider to fill out a "profile" page outlining or listing their goods that was searchable. So if I type in the search box "DDD" it would show. Just getting tired of having to go through every last ad looking for pics and praying to god they are stacked nicely. And that goes for all of the favorable dimensions that we like for a provider to have.

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Saw her escort ad post here on this website and also on backpage. Thought I'd TOFTT and have a dream. Texted first, she responded back within 15 minutes and followed up with a phone call about 1 minute after. We had a conversation and I had a few questions which she gladly answered. She wasnt up for any fetishes yet but when I asked if she was into facials, she kinda went silent on me for a minute but said maybe after a couple dreams and she becomes comfy. She's located a little out there. Champions gate which is south of the kissimmee / poinciana area.

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Drove out there, greeted me with see thru lace top. Walked me to the bedroom and pulled those puppies out. Everything is covered. She talked a little dirty but became a little too much / too fake but I still have fun. Will repeat