Strip Club Reports

Was there a few years back with some friends on a Friday afternoon before a Lions preseason game. Had a smoking hot blonde ask me to take her to the VIP for some dances. I lost track of the song count but was probably 6 or 7 she then offered FS and BBBJ. I didn't plan on having that much fun so I didn't have enough cash on me. She offered to let me pay her afterwards so I could go across the street to get some cash. Afterwards she ended up sitting with my friends while I left to get some cash from across the street. She told my friends she was going to keep them all company and to make sure they didn't leave. When I got back I handed her a wad of cash. She then got up and left and my friends all looked at me like WTF happened in the VIP room. No one believed I got just dances even though we were gone for quite a while. They still bring it up from time to time. The last time we all went to a tigers game my buddy stopped at like three banks on the way from GR just to fuck with me because he knew we'd likely hit a strip club after the game before heading back home.

[QUOTE=JackOfClubs;5627957]Have not been to landing strip in a couple months or so, am thinking of going this weekend! I feel like a kid the night before Christmas, one nice thing about this club is if you run out of money there is an ATM across the street so you don't have to pay the high fees for using the in-house ATM, I hope Kendall is there! One of the few Asian dancers in the area, she is a hot spinner and very accommodating.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=XxTricky;5628223]I haven't seen Vaida in a minute. Fucked around with her for way too long. I'd be interested if anyone's got a recent picture of her though.[/QUOTE]Or any picture even if it is from a few years ago.

I will be in Dearborn Friday night. What are the best clubs around there? If you have any other suggestions for entertainment feel free to inbox me.

[QUOTE=RalBos;5630020]I will be in Dearborn Friday night. What are the best clubs around there? If you have any other suggestions for entertainment feel free to inbox me.[/QUOTE]Dearborn has BT's and Silver Criket (SC or Criket) on Michigan Ave. BT's is higher tier in looks and prices, Criket is mixed bag.

In Inkster, on Michigan Avenue are Flight Club (FC), highest tier in Detroit, across street is Bogarts and down Middlebelt is Henry the VIII north (H8 N), twins that are dive bars with value pricing and middle to lower quality on looks, but still fun.

Do a search of clubs in thread for more info.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5630079]Dearborn has BT's and Silver Criket (SC or Criket) on Michigan Ave. BT's is higher tier in looks and prices, Criket is mixed bag.

In Inkster, on Michigan Avenue are Flight Club (FC), highest tier in Detroit, across street is Bogarts and down Middlebelt is Henry the VIII north (H8 N), twins that are dive bars with value pricing and middle to lower quality on looks, but still fun.

Do a search of clubs in thread for more info.[/QUOTE]I appreciate it.

How is the Silver Criket?

[QUOTE=Panduh63;5630929]How is the Silver Criket?[/QUOTE]Note the dropdown box / option "search thread" above this; click on it and type in "Criket". You'll find plenty of information that way.

The other option is to read the posts in this Strip Club Reports section of the forum. Either one should get you the information that you desire.

[QUOTE=Panduh63;5630929]How is the Silver Criket?[/QUOTE]Not as good as it was a year or two ago. I have it low in priority among the clubs in the area.

If you do go to a club and end up busting a nut what do you do just sit there with cum all down your shorts or get her to help clean it up?

[QUOTE=Panduh63;5630929]How is the Silver Criket?[/QUOTE]It has free parking, and absolutely no smoking is allowed there, they have good food, and a decent DJ, when it comes to the talent. Well we know that one persons trash is another persons treasure!

Was at the Cricket on Tuesday. My first time there, probably my last. Got there around 1 pm, no cover and no valet, both good signs. I sat down at the bar and waited way too long for a drink and then I had beers. Drinks were a bit expensive, even by strip club standards, but there were a number of dancers and customers so I was somewhat optimistic. A young AA dancer named Porsche came by and sat down, immediately running her hands up my shorts and stroking me, she wasn't terrible looking, so I agreed to go back for a dance or two. Paid the troll his $10 and she picked a booth. She gets naked in the first half of the first song and my fingers wander down to find one of the wettest WAPs I have ever encountered. I comment on this and of course she wanted to add to my experience. We settled on 120 total and she puts on the cover. Then when I entered, OMFG. STANK, STANK and more STANK. Immediately lost my interest with both heads and ended the session. Not sure if others have had similar encounters with her, but just wanted to let you know that I will be avoiding her like the plague.

[QUOTE=Roanokd;5631258]If you do go to a club and end up busting a nut what do you do just sit there with cum all down your shorts or get her to help clean it up?[/QUOTE]The pros have either wipes or spit it out. I've never been left with a mess.

[QUOTE=Roanokd;5631258]If you do go to a club and end up busting a nut what do you do just sit there with cum all down your shorts or get her to help clean it up?[/QUOTE]I try to take some bar naps back with me. Just fold them up in your pocket, in case you do decide too partake.

H19.

[QUOTE=TedEBear;5631452]Was at the Cricket on Tuesday. My first time there, probably my last. Got there around 1 pm, no cover and no valet, both good signs. I sat down at the bar and waited way too long for a drink and then I had beers. Drinks were a bit expensive, even by strip club standards, but there were a number of dancers and customers so I was somewhat optimistic. A young AA dancer named Porsche came by and sat down, immediately running her hands up my shorts and stroking me, she wasn't terrible looking, so I agreed to go back for a dance or two. Paid the troll his $10 and she picked a booth. She gets naked in the first half of the first song and my fingers wander down to find one of the wettest WAPs I have ever encountered. I comment on this and of course she wanted to add to my experience. We settled on 120 total and she puts on the cover. Then when I entered, OMFG. STANK, STANK and more STANK. Immediately lost my interest with both heads and ended the session. Not sure if others have had similar encounters with her, but just wanted to let you know that I will be avoiding her like the plague.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the update will stay far away makes you gun shy when you experience!

[QUOTE=PapaPump;5631519]The pros have either wipes or spit it out. I've never been left with a mess.[/QUOTE]Or just swallow.

[QUOTE=VirCof;5628076]Finally I met Shay today at lunch time, I totally agree with you she is hot and awkward, it's hard to talk to her, who has been in private with her?[/QUOTE]I've had multiple vips with Shay. Like talking to a wall. But her services always leave me very satisfied. Her face down ass up is the way I like to enjoy her.

[QUOTE=DooMama7;5632381]Or just swallow.[/QUOTE]My favorite is when I ask them "where can I cum?" And they respond with "wherever you want".

[QUOTE=CakeComa;5632416]My favorite is when I ask them "where can I cum?" And they respond with "wherever you want".[/QUOTE]Her hair it is LMAO.

I remember being in the rubber room at Hank's with one of the ladies bobbin'. She pulled off and caught it with her hair instead. Got pissed at me. I pointed out that she was the one that had control of junior.

BTs in Dearborn was great. Any ideas about Auburn hills?

[QUOTE=Hentai19;5631525]I try to take some bar naps back with me. Just fold them up in your pocket, in case you do decide too partake.

H19.[/QUOTE]FC literally has a stack of bar naps sitting on the table as you enter the VIP area. Grab a couple and off you go.

[QUOTE=RalBos;5632907]BTs in Dearborn was great. Any ideas about Auburn hills?[/QUOTE]No strip clubs in Auburn Hills. None in Oakland County; they're all in Wayne County; Dearborn, Inkster, Romulus, Lincoln Park. Detroit clubs don't have private VIP rooms.

Rollin' back into town next week after a few years away. Given some of the changes, wondering if any of the clubs have pulled the plug on smoking. Not a huge fan of smelling like an ashtray and appreciate those clubs, like SC that have a solution for this. Any of the other clubs change course like Bogartz, H8, BT's?

It's been several years since I visited either. Today I hit both at the end of day shift. Henry's was horrid. Maybe 5 girls there but none interested me. The chick dancing on stage when I walked in was a complete land whale. Talk about a shocker. When she did some twerking on the pole it was just tidal waves of blubber. I had one beer and got the fuck out of there. Maybe I just caught them on an off day.

Got the pass to bogarts and headed over there. Here it was a little better but not much. Plenty of girls that should be put out to pasture. One definite gilf who will be needing a walker soon to get on stage. Upon entry I was immediately attacked by a senior, southern blonde who called herself Price maybe? She said let's fuck, I said no way. She would have to pay me. The only one that appealed to me was a tall, middle aged, long haired brunette who sat down next to me at the bar. She had a nice figure. Ass was thick but a very lean body overall. She was sexy to me, but her attitude was a total turn off. Didn't even catch a name. I also had the pleasure of witnessing a little employee insurrection. There was an extremely tiny black chick (who's attitude appeared to be even worse then The chick I liked) hanging with some dude at the bar. When the DJ called for all girls on day shift to take the stage, she didn't go up. The DJ came out to the bar and told her to get her tiny ass on stage in those exact words. Very reluctantly, she slowly made her way to the stage and basically just stood there with her purse in her arm..she must of had gold bars in there. Other then that, was it just me, or does the VIP troll look like Mike Ermentrout from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul?

In conclusion, maybe it was just an off day for both
Clubs. If not, it was a definite all time low from what I remember. I know these are bottom of the barrel clubs, but PLEASE.

JD

[QUOTE=Passenger;5633858]No strip clubs in Auburn Hills. None in Oakland County; they're all in Wayne County; Dearborn, Inkster, Romulus, Lincoln Park. Detroit clubs don't have private VIP rooms.[/QUOTE]When exactly did the Detroit clubs change, and why? I'd had great experiences at ones all over the city, but generally stuck to the Inkster clubs. But places like Bazooki's, Centerfolds, Booby Trap, and other 8 Mile clubs were all guaranteed anything goes until at least 2012 or so.

[QUOTE=RalBos;5632907]BTs in Dearborn was great. Any ideas about Auburn hills?[/QUOTE]L. Brooks Patterson put stop to all that.

That old bag at Bogarts is annoying. Comes up to me and I show her no interest at all. Then she asks me to feed her kitty. I am like no thanks! If I wanted to nail something old, I have several other options outside a club. I want younger women like 20-35. Grandma needs to take up knitting or something else.

[QUOTE=Jd2011;5634215]It's been several years since I visited either. Today I hit both at the end of day shift. Henry's was horrid. Maybe 5 girls there but none interested me. The chick dancing on stage when I walked in was a complete land whale. Talk about a shocker. When she did some twerking on the pole it was just tidal waves of blubber. I had one beer and got the fuck out of there. Maybe I just caught them on an off day.

Got the pass to bogarts and headed over there. Here it was a little better but not much. Plenty of girls that should be put out to pasture. One definite gilf who will be needing a walker soon to get on stage. Upon entry I was immediately attacked by a senior, southern blonde who called herself Price maybe? She said let's fuck, I said no way. She would have to pay me. The only one that appealed to me was a tall, middle aged, long haired brunette who sat down next to me at the bar. She had a nice figure. Ass was thick but a very lean body overall. She was sexy to me, but her attitude was a total turn off. Didn't even catch a name. I also had the pleasure of witnessing a little employee insurrection. There was an extremely tiny black chick (who's attitude appeared to be even worse then The chick I liked) hanging with some dude at the bar. When the DJ called for all girls on day shift to take the stage, she didn't go up. The DJ came out to the bar and told her to get her tiny ass on stage in those exact words. Very reluctantly, she slowly made her way to the stage and basically just stood there with her purse in her arm..she must of had gold bars in there. Judging from her work attitude, she must be a card carrying member of the Democratic Party. Other then that, was it just me, or does the VIP troll look like Mike Ermentrout from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul?

In conclusion, maybe it was just an off day for both
Clubs. If not, it was a definite all time low from what I remember. I know these are bottom of the barrel clubs, but PLEASE.

JD[/QUOTE]

Coming to your city, and meeting up with a female friend. She wants to go to a club. Full contact in the VIP would be great, takeout would be great, she may even be open to FS in the VIP. But she will absolutely not go if the room is not fully private, or if the club is gross.

I remember from years ago H8's was a dive; bogarts had metal chairs behind a curtain; and BT's was a good place to pay cover and be ignored. Those experiences would ruin the night for sure.

Any suggestions?

My buddy and I and coming up tomorrow night for the stones concert. Any recommendations for after concert fun. Please feel free to PM.

[QUOTE=AllRight999;5634610]That old bag at Bogarts is annoying. Comes up to me and I show her no interest at all. Then she asks me to feed her kitty. I am like no thanks! If I wanted to nail something old, I have several other options outside a club. I want younger women like 20-35. Grandma needs to take up knitting or something else.[/QUOTE]I couldn't agree more w / you guys about the AGES of some of these gals. Whenever I'm reminded that I'm old too, I just respond irately, "Yeah, but I'm PAYING for a younger chick! If I wanted my 'league', I'd marry someone fat, old and ugly like me and wind up paying MORE for LESS in the long run!" Anyways. ! .

Centerfold in Detroit (on John are about 2 blocks South of 8 Mile, East side of JR, for those who don't know) had a great selection of 20-something cuties the last time I was there about 2 months ago, although I don't know if that's changed in the recent past. No extras like some of the south of Detroit clubs, but touching is usually allowed depending on the rapport you have w / the dancer. Also, the ones I talked w / at the time (Marley and Summer, both of whom would be 21 now, thin, small on top) were above average friendly and, while they are of course in it for the money, neither one ever tried to extort massive sums of cash from me either. The staff is pretty laid back and cool and there is a guy watching the parking lot. Even though I can't 'go as far' in there as I / we can / have done in other clubs, the gals are a great deal hotter and the dances are (or at least as of early Fall were.) 20 bucks each w / 10 bucks to go to the DJ upstairs area. It's kind of a decision we sometimes have to make: Do I want to go all out w / a gal on a 4-5 scale, or settle for some touching / fondling with a 7+.

I will say the same about Coliseum on 8 mile. I think the cute ones who don't want to do extras work here. Mostly newcomers to the business.

[QUOTE=MIJohn;5635010]Centerfold in Detroit (on John are about 2 blocks South of 8 Mile, East side of JR, for those who don't know) had a great selection of 20-something cuties the last time I was there about 2 months ago, although I don't know if that's changed in the recent past. No extras like some of the south of Detroit clubs, but touching is usually allowed depending on the rapport you have w / the dancer. Also, the ones I talked w / at the time (Marley and Summer, both of whom would be 21 now, thin, small on top) were above average friendly and, while they are of course in it for the money, neither one ever tried to extort massive sums of cash from me either. The staff is pretty laid back and cool and there is a guy watching the parking lot. Even though I can't 'go as far' in there as I / we can / have done in other clubs, the gals are a great deal hotter and the dances are (or at least as of early Fall were.) 20 bucks each w / 10 bucks to go to the DJ upstairs area. It's kind of a decision we sometimes have to make: Do I want to go all out w / a gal on a 4-5 scale, or settle for some touching / fondling with a 7+.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pillock;5634811]Coming to your city, and meeting up with a female friend. She wants to go to a club. Full contact in the VIP would be great, takeout would be great, she may even be open to FS in the VIP. But she will absolutely not go if the room is not fully private, or if the club is gross.

I remember from years ago H8's was a dive; bogarts had metal chairs behind a curtain; and BT's was a good place to pay cover and be ignored. Those experiences would ruin the night for sure.

Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]Flight Club very nice and clean.

[QUOTE=AllRight999;5634610]That old bag at Bogarts is annoying. Comes up to me and I show her no interest at all. Then she asks me to feed her kitty. I am like no thanks! If I wanted to nail something old, I have several other options outside a club. I want younger women like 20-35. Grandma needs to take up knitting or something else.[/QUOTE]Sounds like Tori at Bogart's, with the extra long nipples. I agree she is beyond annoying, she's basically horrid looking and cannot take a hint. I don't understand how she has a job, I've never seen someone go VIP and usually people look away when she's on stage. She's definitely in her 60's at least.

I haven't been to a strip club since the Covid break out. I remember ages ago at Bogarts this annoying gilf would come up to me wanted to know if I wanted a dance. I said no and then she ask me if I wanted to feed the kitty!! I wonder if this is the same old stripper. If so, she's been there fore YEARS and there were some posting about her way back. I forget her name. She is annoying as hell!!

[QUOTE=AllRight999;5634610]That old bag at Bogarts is annoying. Comes up to me and I show her no interest at all. Then she asks me to feed her kitty. I am like no thanks! If I wanted to nail something old, I have several other options outside a club. I want younger women like 20-35. Grandma needs to take up knitting or something else.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pillock;5634811]Coming to your city, and meeting up with a female friend. She wants to go to a club. Full contact in the VIP would be great, takeout would be great, she may even be open to FS in the VIP. But she will absolutely not go if the room is not fully private, or if the club is gross.

I remember from years ago H8's was a dive; bogarts had metal chairs behind a curtain; and BT's was a good place to pay cover and be ignored. Those experiences would ruin the night for sure.

Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]Landing Strip in Romulus is exactly what you're looking for. Have fun!

[QUOTE=Pillock;5634811]Coming to your city, and meeting up with a female friend. She wants to go to a club. Full contact in the VIP would be great, takeout would be great, she may even be open to FS in the VIP. But she will absolutely not go if the room is not fully private, or if the club is gross.

I remember from years ago H8's was a dive; bogarts had metal chairs behind a curtain; and BT's was a good place to pay cover and be ignored. Those experiences would ruin the night for sure.

Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]They had a long distance relationship and I was in town for work. We went to a couple bars and stopped a BT's to finish the night. I told her that I was going in the back to get my dick sucked and she could either come watch or hangout while I go back. I guess she got jealous because she got herself involved real quick.

[QUOTE=AirTouchOne;5635256]I haven't been to a strip club since the Covid break out. I remember ages ago at Bogarts this annoying gilf would come up to me wanted to know if I wanted a dance. I said no and then she ask me if I wanted to feed the kitty!! I wonder if this is the same old stripper. If so, she's been there fore YEARS and there were some posting about her way back. I forget her name. She is annoying as hell!![/QUOTE]Yep, that's Tori or "Naughty Nips", she's been doing this way too long and needs to hang up the g-string. There was another dancer that hung out with her that went by Tracey, she had great fake tits and a hard body, I'd say mid to late 40's. Does anyone know if she is still working or did anyone have any details about what she was like upstairs?

[QUOTE=Pillock;5634811]Coming to your city, and meeting up with a female friend. She wants to go to a club. Full contact in the VIP would be great, takeout would be great, she may even be open to FS in the VIP. But she will absolutely not go if the room is not fully private, or if the club is gross.

I remember from years ago H8's was a dive; bogarts had metal chairs behind a curtain; and BT's was a good place to pay cover and be ignored. Those experiences would ruin the night for sure.

Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]I've brought my wife to both Bogarts and Henry VIII North and have had women more than willing to go in back and give me a blowjob while the wife and I make out or she and the girl play together.

Any info on Clover & Silver cricket night shift?

[QUOTE=Samperkins420;5634275]When exactly did the Detroit clubs change, and why? I'd had great experiences at ones all over the city, but generally stuck to the Inkster clubs. But places like Bazooki's, Centerfolds, Booby Trap, and other 8 Mile clubs were all guaranteed anything goes until at least 2012 or so.[/QUOTE]Centerfold, at least in 2017 and again in 2020 when I went were very up front on no extras. Girl I talked with when I went to a bachelor party in 2017 said they were raided and had to take all of their VIP rooms out. Cute blonde I spoke with at CF last year told me essentially the same thing but said if I became a familiar face around the club that she would give me her number and we could meet up when she got off work. I never took her up on that offer.

The last time I was offered extras in the D was actually at the colluseum. Girl was younger and pretty fine but she wanted 250 for just a CBJ.

[QUOTE=CaptNugs;5639691]Centerfold, at least in 2017 and again in 2020 when I went were very up front on no extras. Girl I talked with when I went to a bachelor party in 2017 said they were raided and had to take all of their VIP rooms out. Cute blonde I spoke with at CF last year told me essentially the same thing but said if I became a familiar face around the club that she would give me her number and we could meet up when she got off work. I never took her up on that offer.

The last time I was offered extras in the D was actually at the colluseum. Girl was younger and pretty fine but she wanted 250 for just a CBJ.[/QUOTE]Was offered all covered if we took a ride down to the motel. Didn't seem worth it to me but I assume that's what the regulars do there.