Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Poogs;7514013]So it's been pretty dead recently, but I have had some outings.

Tang. Someone else posted here, I found this place on Google Maps. On the flip the lady asked if I wanted to be stretched, I said sure and she stretched my legs. She tried to keep my junk covered, after the third or fourth slip she just took the towel off and did the rest of the session while I was uncovered. No HE but offered DIY. Massage itself was pretty good!

Serenity. Went twice, first time I had the woman at the front, she had a pretty face and large breasts but she has a flat ass. She let me play with her boobs and she stroked me BUT she did not want to finish me, so before I did I let her know so I could finish. Don't want to be an ass. Went back, got a different lady. The room I was in had a shower, at the halfway mark of the 1 hour time she flipped me and immediately did HE. She did the rest of the 25 minutes and then had me rinse off. This place isn't bad so far.

Rose Lake. I might have made a post about this place before, but a few months ago I went and had a mid to late 30's gal with curly hair and a large butt. She did HE, was not happy I wouldn't give her like $80 for standard HE, she did pull her pants down and let me rub her butt while she yanked away. Called 3 different days weeks and month later and now seems to only be an older lady working there. When I get a girl I like I need to ask for a phone number or something.[/QUOTE]Hi Poogs. Can you say who the 2 girls at Harmony Wazata that did a double on you were? Thanks so much!

[QUOTE=Poogs;7542231]Also for anyone asking previously I will clear my inbox later tonight I got too many messages from my last post.[/QUOTE]Thank you! I sent a question about names for the two girls at Harmony in Wayzata. I have been 10 x and probably 50-50 on success. Would like something more reliable. Have also been to Harmony in St Paul. My ATF from there is out of town sadly. (in China). Thanks!

I've always had decent luck here, but when my go to left, I stopped going. Went back after a report on here stating bad luck.

So I will admit I did not have the most beneficial situation. I have very unruly hair so I keep it short, pretty sure they thought I was a cop.

It was also late at night. I walked it around 915, they were literally locking up and coralled me in to see me right away.

I was talked into a 2 girl 4-hand massage for $100 for half hour.

They whispered they entire time in their own language. I don't want to assume, but guessing Chinese. It felt like they were casting spells on me.

On the flip, they covered me up pretty much immediately but it did come off a bit. I arose to full mast and they kept insisting on DIY, they even had me grabbing their asses and tits trying to get me to do it. I dan do it myself at home, I'm not going to do it myself here.

They finished up, walked out, I handed each of them a $10, they were disgruntled by that, I eventually gave them $20 total each. I may be back, doubt it, but if I am, I want them remembering good tips.

Overall though, rather displeased.

[QUOTE=Cermic1;7561621]I've always had decent luck here, but when my go to left, I stopped going. Went back after a report on here stating bad luck.

So I will admit I did not have the most beneficial situation. I have very unruly hair so I keep it short, pretty sure they thought I was a cop.

It was also late at night. I walked it around 915, they were literally locking up and coralled me in to see me right away.

I was talked into a 2 girl 4-hand massage for $100 for half hour.

They whispered they entire time in their own language. I don't want to assume, but guessing Chinese. It felt like they were casting spells on me.

On the flip, they covered me up pretty much immediately but it did come off a bit. I arose to full mast and they kept insisting on DIY, they even had me grabbing their asses and tits trying to get me to do it. I dan do it myself at home, I'm not going to do it myself here.

They finished up, walked out, I handed each of them a $10, they were disgruntled by that, I eventually gave them $20 total each. I may be back, doubt it, but if I am, I want them remembering good tips.

Overall though, rather displeased.[/QUOTE]I've been there a few times and I've gotten an older provider every time and she would only do DIY. I've seen a couple younger slightly more attractive providers in the hallway or the lobby as I am walking out of there, but I'm wondering if they would at least do HE.

[QUOTE=Poogs;7542231]Also for anyone asking previously I will clear my inbox later tonight I got too many messages from my last post.[/QUOTE]Your inbox fills up instantly my guy.

Thought I should convey recent experiences (last week or so). NB. I am always polite, kind, smiling, and never, ever try to get anyone to do anything they do not want to.

Amazing Massage. Went, saw Julia. Cute, sweet. Spent a decent amount of time on my completely uncovered butt, while I rose to occasion. After flip, I removed sheet and she smiled, but sat back waved hands and said "no, no, no" again, while smiling. She was not upset, but absolutely not interested in anything, not even helping with DIY. Which I have stopped doing anyway. Can do that at home.

Jade in Mntka. They post in erotic massage sites online. Saw MiMi, cute, 30 min. She rubbed oil around on my back for 10 min, I rose and then flipped. She was all in to assist DIY, and caressed all around, but would not touch the main attraction herself.

Massage Wellness in SLP. They post in erotic massage sites online. Saw shorter, older gal, forget name sadly. Amy? Same result as MiMi. That's all the news that's fit to print.

Initially I deleted like 15-20 messages really quick and one person sent me 7 separate messages over the course of 2 days begging for intel. I deleted everything now.

I visited Serenity Spa in White Bear Lake. This was my first visit to serenity. Atmosphere was warm and friendly. The table heated. I had Sara do my massage. I looked at the price.

On the counter. I never seen a 75 minute massage before. 75 minute massage fit my schedule perfectly. I found Sara nice looking with a decent body. The massage was excellent.

Serenity is a little out of the way for me, but I was in the area.

Sara did ask me if this was my first time visiting Serenity. I always tell the truth and said it was my first visit.

I am very respectful of the person doing my massage. I also am not pushing looking for extras. No teasing or any hint of extras.

What I did find strange. There was a shower in the massage room. Sara never mentioned anything about the shower as her english was limited.

I am curious. Has anyone used the shower at Serenity?

[QUOTE=CarpMaster;7568421]I visited Serenity Spa in White Bear Lake. This was my first visit to serenity. Atmosphere was warm and friendly. The table heated. I had Sara do my massage. I looked at the price.

On the counter. I never seen a 75 minute massage before. 75 minute massage fit my schedule perfectly. I found Sara nice looking with a decent body. The massage was excellent.

Serenity is a little out of the way for me, but I was in the area.

Sara did ask me if this was my first time visiting Serenity. I always tell the truth and said it was my first visit.

I am very respectful of the person doing my massage. I also am not pushing looking for extras. No teasing or any hint of extras.

What I did find strange. There was a shower in the massage room. Sara never mentioned anything about the shower as her english was limited.

I am curious. Has anyone used the shower at Serenity?[/QUOTE]I have tried the shower at Serenity, I believe I made a previous post about that experience.

Third visit to 696 AA massage, second time seeing MiMi. Opted for an hour, at approximately the 30 min mark she has me flip, removes cover and grabs the jewels. She asks "big tip?" I said "maybe, what you offer?" She placed my hand on her titties and makes a L2 motion. Handed her. 70 she leaves the room and comes back after a couple minutes. She takes her top off and pops out the milkers and then starts sucking on Jr. Not the cleanest I've ever had, more teeth than I would prefer but hard to come by these days.

She stops L2 and proceeds with L1 until pop. She cleans me up and tells me she'll see me soon. Very surprised by this experience YMMV but certainly worth a try.

BWC.

A new asian massage place just popped up on the map. Lily Oriental Massage Opens Apr 14. I plan on making a visit to Lily after it opens. I just wanted to post a new.

Place that you may want to try. Lily will be located in West St. Paul.

For anyone wanting to travel to the La crosse area or are ever in that area, two tried and true AMP that didn't disappoint. Feel free to DM me, but looking for a for sure thing in the cities.

Most massages I have gotten at AMPs where you pay for an hour and if given a happy ending a nice tip. The few times I got a nonamp massage it was 5 minute massage, flip and happy ending no tip expected. Looking at other sites massage girls range from 180 to 300 for massage happy ending. Some are full service which is an extra fee. Am I mistaken? Massage would be only 5-10 minutes.

[QUOTE=NewHobbie;7579325]For anyone wanting to travel to the La crosse area or are ever in that area, two tried and true AMP that didn't disappoint. Feel free to DM me, but looking for a for sure thing in the cities.[/QUOTE]Sure things in the city are hard to come by. Read through some. Of the old posts, but don't go back farther than a few months. Things change frequently.

[QUOTE=JamesAndrews;7579398]Most massages I have gotten at AMPs where you pay for an hour and if given a happy ending a nice tip. The few times I got a nonamp massage it was 5 minute massage, flip and happy ending no tip expected. Looking at other sites massage girls range from 180 to 300 for massage happy ending. Some are full service which is an extra fee. Am I mistaken? Massage would be only 5-10 minutes.[/QUOTE]You're correct for the most part, it just varies by girl. The AMPs do tend to spend. More time with the massage with the flip coming with about 15 minutes left on the clock. With the nonamp. Massage girls you are paying for the experience, not the time. For the non AMP who provide extras the cost and service offerings can vary widely. I would suggest a membership to a site like TER where you can get. More detailed reviews and some discussions of price. They have way more updates on providers than get shared here.