[QUOTE=Sillyolman;1399360]Your reply totally defined you as a Red Neck. This guy will never come see you.[/QUOTE]And that's fine, he has his tastes and what he likes and what gets his fancy going. I hope you never too due to your remarks.
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[QUOTE=Sillyolman;1399360]Your reply totally defined you as a Red Neck. This guy will never come see you.[/QUOTE]And that's fine, he has his tastes and what he likes and what gets his fancy going. I hope you never too due to your remarks.
[QUOTE=Scohen1025;1399328]You might be a redneck if. You work in a junk yard, can drop a tranny out of a 90 K5 Blazer, or pull the motor out of an old F100-just sayin. For the record, I love redneck chicks.[/QUOTE]If a client isn't attracted to a provider then they should not procure her services. There is no reason or excuse to insult them; privately or publically. That just illustates a lack of class, discretion, and charm. If you can't say something nice, don't say anything. Remember you are paying to be with the provider, what does that say about you. When I say you I mean the client in general; I am not refering to anyone in particular.
[QUOTE=Annette902;1399267]I did work at JnB junk yard back in 06 but I'd love to see another female dropping a tranni out of a 90 K5 blazer or pull the motor out of an old F100.[/QUOTE]I find this sexy as hell and combined with her body shots in the listing, I would see her myself in a heartbeat if only she were listed in the escort section.
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Looking up and down BP today for something fun and I ran across her ad. Thought, lets go play with some older big boobs. I called her up and was having a hard time understanding her accent but I finally made it to her place. She answered the door and I only had a quick glimpse of her and thought damn she's tall and I followed her to the bedroom where she had a porno playing and the lights were turned down low. I don't know if she had a facelift gone bad or something but I was kind of frightened for a sec. So she tells me to get comfortable, and place the donation on the night stand and then we'll have sex. OK fine. On goes the cover and starts sucking my dick and then the phone rings, so she stops. Hangs up, comes back to me and resumes for about a minute. Asks if I was ready, lays down and tells me to get on top, phone rings again and she tells me to keep fucking while I answer the phone. So there we are, me on top of her fucking her and she's on the phone giving directions to her apartment to her next client. Then she tells me to hurry up. Now I'm in no mood at all. My dick goes soft, she's on the phone again, tells the guy to wait for a minute outside because she just got out of the shower, and then she hangs up. Asks me what she could do to speed up the process, I say just take off the condom and jerk me off. Even the HJ sucked. At that point, I just took over and jerk off watching the porno she had on and I ended up cumming on her tits. I get dressed and leave and I see her next client standing outside, so I tell him you might as well get back in your car and leave, everything about the dream flat out SUCKED! He actually took my word and followed me out of the apartment complex. BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER!
[QUOTE=Jerry Ll;1399450]If a client isn't attracted to a provider then they should not procure her services. There is no reason or excuse to insult them; privately or publically. That just illustates a lack of class, discretion, and charm. If you can't say something nice, don't say anything. Remember you are paying to be with the provider, what does that say about you. When I say you I mean the client in general; I am not refering to anyone in particular.[/QUOTE]Your mother taught you well and I'm sure you play by all the rules and do exactly as your told and are a perfect gentleman.
However even though you insulted everyone on the board by indicating we pay for company, I take it that you DON'T and so why are you on this board?
While I don't always agree with the manner in which the members comment I think what is most important is honesty prevails and it will not if you always sugar coat your experience by always saying something nice. If the young lady delivers a first class experience at a fair price she will flourish if not she will die on the vine like so many before her.
A couple of great reviews and she will be right back on track be she redneck, country girl or sexy sophisticate. We have had them all on here.
VS
[QUOTE=SC1975; 1399611][url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/c_m_p-_t_y_-_t_i_-_f_y_i_g-26/5046882[/url]
Looking up and down BP today for something fun and I ran across her ad. Thought, lets go play with some older big boobs. I called her up and was having a hard time understanding her accent but I finally made it to her place. She answered the door and I only had a quick glimpse of her and thought damn she's tall and I followed her to the bedroom where she had a porno playing and the lights were turned down low. I don't know if she had a facelift gone bad or something but I was kind of frightened for a sec. So she tells me to get comfortable, and place the donation on the night stand and then we'll have sex. OK fine. On goes the cover and starts sucking my dick and then the phone rings, so she stops. Hangs up, comes back to me and resumes for about a minute. Asks if I was ready, lays down and tells me to get on top, phone rings again and she tells me to keep fucking while I answer the phone. So there we are, me on top of her fucking her and she's on the phone giving directions to her apartment to her next client. Then she tells me to hurry up. Now I'm in no mood at all. My dick goes soft, she's on the phone again, tells the guy to wait for a minute outside because she just got out of the shower, and then she hangs up. Asks me what she could do to speed up the process, I say just take off the condom and jerk me off. Even the HJ sucked. At that point, I just took over and jerk off watching the porno she had on and I ended up cumming on her tits. I get dressed and leave and I see her next client standing outside, so I tell him you might as well get back in your car and leave, everything about the dream flat out SUCKED! He actually took my word and followed me out of the apartment complex. BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER![/QUOTE]I meant the in-person negative review that you gave the other monger. Now that was an informative review that he could relate and immediately react to. Thanks for spreading the word and welcome to the forum!
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Good looking girl (though does have a bit of a complexion problem) with a really nice body and terrible boob job. Pretty good CBJ and multiple positions. Friendly but business-like. $.5 h / h, did not inquire about f / h.
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Ok Promise AKA Kirbi is back in town looking to disappoint / rip off some mongers.
She is working near 436 and Aloma.
She is working with a girl named Secret (also bad bad news)
Both claim they are in secrets apartment alone but have bad news management in the location.
She looks good in the BP photos but looks like crap now.
She and secret are bad news and with bad management. Stay away and beware.
Either your date is the dimmest strumpet on the stroll and managed to make the all time epic fail of picture stealing or "Congrats" you popped your post-op tyranny cherry.
Pics of that provider have been around nearly as long as Kay. They both used to advertise religously in the local swingers connection pamphlets you can / could buy at Fairvilla, etc."She" always advertised as a post-op.
"Her" face used to be a a lot better. Clearly too many plastic surgeries have taken their toll. You can see glimpses of the "Joan Rivers Death Mask" that "she" is developing in some of "her" BP pics.
[QUOTE=SC1975; 1399611][url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/c_m_p-_t_y_-_t_i_-_f_y_i_g-26/5046882[/url]
Looking up and down BP today for something fun and I ran across her ad. Thought, lets go play with some older big boobs. I called her up and was having a hard time understanding her accent but I finally made it to her place. She answered the door and I only had a quick glimpse of her and thought damn she's tall and I followed her to the bedroom where she had a porno playing and the lights were turned down low. I don't know if she had a facelift gone bad or something but I was kind of frightened for a sec. So she tells me to get comfortable, and place the donation on the night stand and then we'll have sex. OK fine. On goes the cover and starts sucking my dick and then the phone rings, so she stops. Hangs up, comes back to me and resumes for about a minute. Asks if I was ready, lays down and tells me to get on top, phone rings again and she tells me to keep fucking while I answer the phone. So there we are, me on top of her fucking her and she's on the phone giving directions to her apartment to her next client. Then she tells me to hurry up. Now I'm in no mood at all. My dick goes soft, she's on the phone again, tells the guy to wait for a minute outside because she just got out of the shower, and then she hangs up. Asks me what she could do to speed up the process, I say just take off the condom and jerk me off. Even the HJ sucked. At that point, I just took over and jerk off watching the porno she had on and I ended up cumming on her tits. I get dressed and leave and I see her next client standing outside, so I tell him you might as well get back in your car and leave, everything about the dream flat out SUCKED! He actually took my word and followed me out of the apartment complex. BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SC1975; 1399611][url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/c_m_p-_t_y_-_t_i_-_f_y_i_g-26/5046882[/url]
Looking up and down BP today for something fun and I ran across her ad. Thought, lets go play with some older big boobs. I called her up and was having a hard time understanding her accent but I finally made it to her place. She answered the door and I only had a quick glimpse of her and thought damn she's tall and I followed her to the bedroom where she had a porno playing and the lights were turned down low. I don't know if she had a facelift gone bad or something but I was kind of frightened for a sec. So she tells me to get comfortable, and place the donation on the night stand and then we'll have sex. OK fine. On goes the cover and starts sucking my dick and then the phone rings, so she stops. Hangs up, comes back to me and resumes for about a minute. Asks if I was ready, lays down and tells me to get on top, phone rings again and she tells me to keep fucking while I answer the phone. So there we are, me on top of her fucking her and she's on the phone giving directions to her apartment to her next client. Then she tells me to hurry up. Now I'm in no mood at all. My dick goes soft, she's on the phone again, tells the guy to wait for a minute outside because she just got out of the shower, and then she hangs up. Asks me what she could do to speed up the process, I say just take off the condom and jerk me off. Even the HJ sucked. At that point, I just took over and jerk off watching the porno she had on and I ended up cumming on her tits. I get dressed and leave and I see her next client standing outside, so I tell him you might as well get back in your car and leave, everything about the dream flat out SUCKED! He actually took my word and followed me out of the apartment complex. BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER![/QUOTE]So, let me get this straight. This monger "dropped a tranny". Does that mean he may be a redneck? And then the 2nd client also "dropped a tranny". I guess it's all "relative" when 2 Rednecks are in the same place at the same time and they are both "dropping a tranny". Hmmmm?
[QUOTE=Steve Pope;1399766]So, let me get this straight. This monger "dropped a tranny". Does that mean he may be a redneck? And then the 2nd client also "dropped a tranny". I guess it's all "relative" when 2 Rednecks are in the same place at the same time and they are both "dropping a tranny". Hmmmm?[/QUOTE]It's time to call Jerry Springer
[QUOTE=Michael Caffey; 1399713]Either your date is the dimmest strumpet on the stroll and managed to make the all time epic fail of picture stealing or "Congrats" you popped your post-op tyranny cherry.
Pics of that provider have been around nearly as long as Kay. They both used to advertise religously in the local swingers connection pamphlets you can / could buy at Fairvilla, etc."She" always advertised as a post-op.
"Her" face used to be a a lot better. Clearly too many plastic surgeries have taken their toll. You can see glimpses of the "Joan Rivers Death Mask" that "she" is developing in some of "her" BP pics.[/QUOTE]Hey hows it feek you just got fucked by a dude. LOL don't feel too bad. I. Almost saw this chick a while ago but I did my research an its a man LOL. Ugh bro do more research unless you like bangin dudes. Out then go for it LOL
[QUOTE=SC1975; 1399611][url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/c_m_p-_t_y_-_t_i_-_f_y_i_g-26/5046882[/url]
Looking up and down BP today for something fun and I ran across her ad. Thought, lets go play with some older big boobs. I called her up and was having a hard time understanding her accent but I finally made it to her place. She answered the door and I only had a quick glimpse of her and thought damn she's tall and I followed her to the bedroom where she had a porno playing and the lights were turned down low. I don't know if she had a facelift gone bad or something but I was kind of frightened for a sec. So she tells me to get comfortable, and place the donation on the night stand and then we'll have sex. OK fine. On goes the cover and starts sucking my dick and then the phone rings, so she stops. Hangs up, comes back to me and resumes for about a minute. Asks if I was ready, lays down and tells me to get on top, phone rings again and she tells me to keep fucking while I answer the phone. So there we are, me on top of her fucking her and she's on the phone giving directions to her apartment to her next client. Then she tells me to hurry up. Now I'm in no mood at all. My dick goes soft, she's on the phone again, tells the guy to wait for a minute outside because she just got out of the shower, and then she hangs up. Asks me what she could do to speed up the process, I say just take off the condom and jerk me off. Even the HJ sucked. At that point, I just took over and jerk off watching the porno she had on and I ended up cumming on her tits. I get dressed and leave and I see her next client standing outside, so I tell him you might as well get back in your car and leave, everything about the dream flat out SUCKED! He actually took my word and followed me out of the apartment complex. BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER![/QUOTE]Don't worry SC1975, shit happens. I myself 15 years ago or so saw a chick in one of those publications from the porn stores and I swear I couldn't tell she. Well. He had done ALL of the changes. After the fact, I swear it must have been a $50, 000 makeover. Perfect 10. Could not tell until she told me. I was blown away and then puking my brains out an hour later.
Hey guys a little late on this one. Saw this woman last week. Definetly her in the pics. If you like them big booty thick than this the girl for you. Very pleasant clean and non rushed. Opted for the body rub ad but she did say she offers other services as well. Hence her ad on escort section. Anyway safe woman and her in the pics. Any other information I can provide please feel free to PM me.
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[QUOTE=ImaKeeper; 1399987]Hey guys a little late on this one. Saw this woman last week. Definetly her in the pics. If you like them big booty thick than this the girl for you. Very pleasant clean and non rushed. Opted for the body rub ad but she did say she offers other services as well. Hence her ad on escort section. Anyway safe woman and her in the pics. Any other information I can provide please feel free to PM me.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/amazing-barbados-beauty-ready-to-pamper-and-spoil-you-5star-carribean-foxx-reviewed-25/6109317[/url][/QUOTE]I appreciate your review post as well as your interest in visiting me. Hopefully we'll have the pleasure of seeing echother again. Very pleasant gentleman.