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[QUOTE=Camera3;2655110]Medically, it just means your large intestines are full, your stool is pressed against your prostate and you need to take a dump. In other words, you really are full of shit.
Just sayin'.
C3.[/QUOTE]I did not know that LOL but very interesting so does that mean whoever wakes up with morning wood, they have to take a dump?
Now that was some funny shit! Haha.
Hey C3, sorry if I butt-dialed you earlier. Guess my lower half is just anxious to see you! Oops.
Avalon.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2655110]Medically, it just means your large intestines are full, your stool is pressed against your prostate and you need to take a dump. In other words, you really are full of shit.
Just sayin'.
C3.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=InsideAvalon;2655202]Now that was some funny shit! Haha.
Hey C3, sorry if I butt-dialed you earlier. Guess my lower half is just anxious to see you! Oops.
Avalon.[/QUOTE]Avalon,
And what a nice butt to be called from. Yes, we will get together, soon.
[QUOTE=BTmyMt;2655139]I did not know that LOL but very interesting so does that mean whoever wakes up with morning wood, they have to take a dump?[/QUOTE]Actually, I made it all up. I have no idea what causes morning wood.
C3.
It's an amusing, albeit often highly inconvenient, phenomenon that half of the world's population has to deal with on a regular basis. So what's the science story behind that morning glory? Let's find out.
Morning glories, or nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) as they are correctly called, are spontaneous erections that occur during sleep or while waking up. All blokes without erectile dysfunction are graced with them and they normally occur around three to five times during sleep.
NPT actually starts in utero, or in the womb (seriously), and continues throughout life. If it's any consolation, men aren't completely alone, [B][U]women also get clitoral erections and vaginal engorgement during sleep, and various nonhuman mammals also get NPT.[/U][/B]
While a few different theories have been proposed over the years to explain NPT, what causes it still remains uncertain. NPT, just like clitoral erections, is associated with REM (rapid eye movement) sleep. One idea is that during REM sleep, noradrenergic cells (neurons that release the neurotransmitter noradrenaline [norepinephrine]) located in an area of the pons (part of the brainstem) called the locus coeruleus are switched off. It is thought that these cells are associated with the inhibitory tone of the penis; therefore, when their activity is reduced during REM sleep, testosterone-dependent excitatory tones can be expressed which result in an erection.
[QUOTE=Admin2;2654228][BLUE]Swags, Jenna, Mystical, none of you guys can talk about each other anymore.
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I love when A2 spanks for good reasons! Wait, Mystical might like that!
[QUOTE=Barolo;2658287]I love when A2 spanks for good reasons! Wait, Mystical might like that![/QUOTE]I can assure you her and I both enjoy. LMAO.
[QUOTE=Barolo;2658287]I love when A2 spanks for good reasons! Wait, Mystical might like that![/QUOTE]My pet. I have a beautiful flogger that only had man flesh on it!
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.
[QUOTE=JustJenna;2658297]I can assure you her and I both enjoy. LMAO.[/QUOTE]I am most defiantly on the giving end of those spankings!! LOL.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.
[QUOTE=Mystical0945;2658710]I am most defiantly on the giving end of those spankings!! LOL.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]That was what was meant. LOL.
[QUOTE=Mystical0945;2658710]I am most defiantly on the giving end of those spankings!! LOL.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]See, here is the issue. I would much rather find a lady that wants to be tied up, not tied down.
It is all in the knots.
Just sayin'.
C3.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2659033]See, here is the issue. I would much rather find a lady that wants to be tied up, not tied down.
It is all in the knots.
Just sayin'.
C3.[/QUOTE]All in the knots. There are a couple ladies on this board that very much enJOYs the knots. But me my dear enjoy being the one on the giving end.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.
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[QUOTE=Admin2;2659121][BLUE]Your other account got banned because you would not stop posting ads in the review threads.
If you don't stop telling people you got banned because you wouldn't give the Admin a freebee this user and any others you create will also be banned. It's no secret that I live in Argentina you fucking numbskull. Keep me out of your bullshit.
A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]When I had logged on it never gave me a reasoning this all apparently was from a miscommunication from another Admin when I was told I can post as long as I add the link from the classifieds.
[QUOTE=SexxyTalena;2659080]For some odd reason I was banned on my other account because apparently someone was mad that I don't offer GFE I do have other reviews use the search and type my name in research is pretty easy hun .[/QUOTE]ST,
So far, you have managed to piss off a bunch of potential clients. You might want to consider changing your business philosophy from writing questionable reviews to actually providing good service.
In his op ed on-line article "The Phiiosophy of Great Customer Service," Dereck Silver shares his thoughts on why his company, CD Baby, has succeeded when all his competition have failed. He spent no money on advertising, no marketing, everyone came by word-of-mouth, only. Why? In his own words.
"Was it the pricing? The features? Nope. The #1 answer, by far, almost every time someone raved about the company, was this:
'You pick up the phone! I can reach a real person. ' "
He continues, ". . . Despite all efforts put into features, pricing, design, partnerships, and more, clients would choose one company over another mainly because they liked their customer service. ".
You are an attractive lady. Might I suggest you put your effort into providing fun and stellar service to your clients, who will tell the rest of us and we will beat a path to your door?
Or, you can continue this path to failure.
Then again, maybe the issue is your manager is an idiot.
Just sayin'.
C3.
[QUOTE=Mystical0945;2659132]All in the knots. There are a couple ladies on this board that very much enJOYs the knots. But me my dear enjoy being the one on the giving end.
Love To ALL.
Xoxo Ashley.
Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.[/QUOTE]That is quite a collection of ridding crops. I'm impressed.
And, yeah, there are few around that enjoy all that the Boy Scouts taught me about knots.
Play safe,
C3.