Massage Parlor Reports

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[QUOTE=MrLovaLova1;3530057]Agree to disagree I guess. I prefer providers with a more exotic looking womanly coca-cola physique not stocky plain Jane with glasses. Also the massage is important to me which cannot be reasonably done in just 30 minutes. You spend your money where you want and so will I. LL.[/QUOTE]I don't think anybody who has seen her would consider her "Plain Jane. ".

[QUOTE=MrLovaLova1;3527273]Ok so I've scoured this forum for information on Di but in my research I found an ad she posted on backpage just a couple of months ago saying she is no longer going to post on backpage? As of recently I see her posting again and in her new ads she almost tries to bash other providers. Does anyone know what her deal is? I've also heard from a buddy of mine that when he called MBD for an appt once he was met with disdain and a condescending attitude. I like more mature providers but Di doesn't sound so mature even though she looks old. I just don't want to waste my precious time not to mention money!! Any help is greatly appreciated.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/see-di-today-1-30-8-walk-in-welcome-sexy-mature-and-educated/38041703[/URL][/QUOTE]I had a good legit massage from Di. I guess YMMV on anything else. The massage was good enough that I will repeat.

[QUOTE=TeeMich;3532725]I had a good legit massage from Di. I guess YMMV on anything else. The massage was good enough that I will repeat.[/QUOTE]Regardless of any service, I pride myself on the massage that has been paid for!!

Had a great visit with Brittany on Friday. I can understand why so many glowing reviews. Been trying to setup something for a little bit because our schedules have not matched up but finally clicked. So would say pretty ez seup great response times. (I always try to take into account the person I'm contacting might be with a client.) I think the longest I had to wait for any response was 20-30 min wich I assume was because she was busy. But most of the time was 5 min or less so I like that esp since I have a wierd schedule. But get close and she talked me the rest of the way. If the picures are not her, they do give a pretty good idea on looks, but I would have to agree with previous posters she does look better in person. Greeted me with a smile and handshake let me to the table and had me get comfy. Came back and did give a great deep tissue massage. Better than many CMT that I've had before. I just let her do her thing and enjoye. If I would have asked she pprobably would have paid more attn to certain area that were sore, but overall felt great. Very personal and chatty, I suck at small talk, so made me feel comfy. After the flip off comes everything and all I can say was wow, even better without clothes! Lots of eye contact and gave lots of attn to the boys wich I love, and I absolutely left with a smile on my face. Absolutely not FS, but I was not looking for that at this encounter. Cleaned everythingup with hot ttowels and made sure I was happy comfortable and relaxed. No rush, all total was there for about 45 min but pretty sure only charged me for 30 min never even looked at clock. Never even a mention about donation till about to walk out. Everyone has their own opinion but I will definitely be repeating whenever I can meet up with her in gr.

[QUOTE=Jaynna;3533078]Regardless of any service, I pride myself on the massage that has been paid for!![/QUOTE]I can verify DI gives a great massage. I have had that pleasure and will again this week probably. Nice location. Nice Woman.

Hey guys,

Long time lurker but first time poster. So had the first bad experience in a massage parlor since I got in this hobby. I decided that I wanted to relax and have some fun so I set up an appointment with Lexi at Royal Touch. She seemed nice enough over the phone even though she had to push back our appointment by a half hour because she says she was running behind. Got there and paid for a half hour and then proceeded to go into the room. Waited about 5 min until she got in there and started to do a half hearted massage then she goes out of the room a couple of times one to check if there was a client and the other was to check if the other worker was there. Then she came back and started to do the half hearted massage again and then the phone rings and she answers it while giving me a light touch on the back. At this point I was far beyond annoyed but since she was decent looking I asked her if she could get comfortable then she asks how much did you bring and I told her and she said well I don't do full nude for that price and I am worth so much more than that. I told her that I usually don't discuss tips but since she brought it up, I told her that I only wanted a massage and then I said that her attitude and the way she has acted with the constant disruptions and texting during the appointment really was unprofessional. I guess I hit a nerve as she stormed out and said that she was done and she would get another masseuse. I wasn't going to stay after that experience.

Would not repeat and would not recommend. GPS all the way.

[QUOTE=EngrGuy;3535186]I can verify DI gives a great massage. I have had that pleasure and will again this week probably. Nice location. Nice Woman.[/QUOTE]I agree. The massage was great.

[QUOTE=EngrGuy;3535186]I can verify DI gives a great massage. I have had that pleasure and will again this week probably. Nice location. Nice Woman.[/QUOTE]Thank you so much for taking the time to leave such a nice message! I look forward to seeing you!

[QUOTE=TeeMich;3535847]I agree. The massage was great.[/QUOTE]I always appreciate when clients take the time to tell about their experiences! I appreciate the kind words!

[QUOTE=GRFlight;3535724]Hey guys,

Long time lurker but first time poster. So had the first bad experience in a massage parlor since I got in this hobby. I decided that I wanted to relax and have some fun so I set up an appointment with Lexi at Royal Touch. She seemed nice enough over the phone even though she had to push back our appointment by a half hour because she says she was running behind. Got there and paid for a half hour and then proceeded to go into the room. Waited about 5 min until she got in there and started to do a half hearted massage then she goes out of the room a couple of times one to check if there was a client and the other was to check if the other worker was there. Then she came back and started to do the half hearted massage again and then the phone rings and she answers it while giving me a light touch on the back. At this point I was far beyond annoyed but since she was decent looking I asked her if she could get comfortable then she asks how much did you bring and I told her and she said well I don't do full nude for that price and I am worth so much more than that. I told her that I usually don't discuss tips but since she brought it up, I told her that I only wanted a massage and then I said that her attitude and the way she has acted with the constant disruptions and texting during the appointment really was unprofessional. I guess I hit a nerve as she stormed out and said that she was done and she would get another masseuse. I wasn't going to stay after that experience.

Would not repeat and would not recommend. GPS all the way.[/QUOTE]I went to see Lexi based on previous good reviews twice. The first time was good, the second, about a month later, showed the signs of the the same GPS problem touch of paradise girls have. I've only had Lexi and Amber and Royal, Amber was amazing but now she's gone. Personally I've boycotted paradise, but the rough part of this hobby is my business doesn't make or break anything. GPS doesn't spread unless there's a sucker paying for it. I've been a sucker before, but you learn from it. I mean more the guys who fall for providers and keep paying their outrageous prices because, hell I don't know, they think the girl will fall in love with them? Good for you for shutting that shit down right away though, keep thinking with the big head.

[QUOTE=Mongerlian;3537539]I went to see Lexi based on previous good reviews twice. The first time was good, the second, about a month later, showed the signs of the the same GPS problem touch of paradise girls have. I've only had Lexi and Amber and Royal, Amber was amazing but now she's gone. Personally I've boycotted paradise, but the rough part of this hobby is my business doesn't make or break anything. GPS doesn't spread unless there's a sucker paying for it. I've been a sucker before, but you learn from it. I mean more the guys who fall for providers and keep paying their outrageous prices because, hell I don't know, they think the girl will fall in love with them? Good for you for shutting that shit down right away though, keep thinking with the big head.[/QUOTE]I have been a sucker a few times especially when they become a favorite but if I haven't seen a girl before I just bring a certain amount and if they ask how much I bring I don't tell them the full amount so they don't upsell. This one pushed too hard and got annoyed especially when I was there for less than 10 min and they are pushing you to withdraw more from the ATM. I am more than willing to give a girl her dues if she deserves it but you're right that as long as people are willing to pay they don't care about service or losing business.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2858053]GR Ladies. Joy and Jessica at Relaxation Station. Jessica 27 ish Latina. Nude with roaming. Great nipples and tight ass. Still learning massage but great HJ Dirty Talker. Joy over 50 Thai Lady. Been seeing her over 10 yrs. Real Thai massage, stretching and cracks my neck. Always nude and on the table with me. A real Sweetheart. Always get full hour for 60 + 40 tip both Ladies. Joy will blow up your phone if she's slow on business. (Hobby Phone).[/QUOTE]NJ, is this the Jessica you refer to? [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/je-ss-ia-1-%E2%83%A3/29169399[/URL].

Been curious for a while.

[QUOTE=LandRover20;3529832]Any experience with the South African girl? Seen a few posts that seem to say she's an above average provider, but thought I would check for any more recent monger feedback.[/QUOTE]I did TOFTT with the South African girl recently. Set up was easy with a couple of texts; she sent a face pic as soon as I requested it and gave me directions with instructions to call once I got closer. In call place is her private residence; very nice neighborhood; clean house and smells good. She is not petite, but not a BBW either; very pleasant. Nuru mat is spread on her regular bed. Everything came off prior to starting. Started with regular massage for about 5-10 min and then changed to nuru. This was my first nuru but I have watched it on you tube multiple times; I can attest that she has very good skills and did a great job. The only con is that she used Sunburn Relief Gel, instead of real Nuru gel, but she was very generous with it and it gave a very good feeling. There is a very nice open menu at the end with no extra charge. Her 1 hr session was $$, which is quite steep; but in the big scheme of things, and given the open ended menu, seemed appropriate. PM me for more details, if you need additional info.

So nothing on her huh? Might TOFTT then.