Strip Club Reports

Took a ride up this week to see what was good. 6-7 girls working the afternoon shift. Maria, a hot looking Cuban with tats caught my eye. I was hoping to sit and get to know her for a bit but she wasn't about that and went in the back to have lunch. I hung out to check out the rest of the talent but no one really caught my eye. When Maria came back out I grabbed her and went for a couple of dances. She quoted 3 songs for $60. Contact was ok but we couldn't come to terms on anything more.

Went back to my seat to hang out. I visited a few of the girls on stage. Later Dior came to introduce herself. A young Mexican girl, tall and pretty speaking perfect English. Wanted $40 per dance or 3 for $100. I passed and decided today just wasn't my day. Saw a friendly, pretty AA coming in wearing street clothes for her shift. I waited a bit for her to hit the floor but got bored and ultimately hit the road. I'll be back but just wasn't feeling it, especially since Zoey wasn't behind the bar to chat me up. Oh well, hit or miss, I guess. I've had 4 or 5 visits to this place that were fun so I guess I was due for a downer.

Does anyone know if Envy on Kennedy is non-smoking? I have asthma and can have difficulties at a smoking club. I have not been to Envy in several years, so I do not remember. If not, do you know if any of the strip clubs noon-smoking?

Thanks, in advance.

[QUOTE=IluvDaty2011;5621803]Does anyone know if Envy on Kennedy is non-smoking? I have asthma and can have difficulties at a smoking club. I have not been to Envy in several years, so I do not remember. If not, do you know if any of the strip clubs noon-smoking?

Thanks, in advance.[/QUOTE]Scarlett's is non-smoking. I've got asthma too and don't feel like stinking of smoke when I get home so for me, it fits the bill.

[QUOTE=Slammer333;5622008]Scarlett's is non-smoking. I've got asthma too and don't feel like stinking of smoke when I get home so for me, it fits the bill.[/QUOTE]Are you sure Scarlett is non smoking. I was there about 2 months back and I was vaping all the time. Pretty sure saw someone smoking too.

[QUOTE=Csdnoob;5622446]Are you sure Scarlett is non smoking. I was there about 2 months back and I was vaping all the time. Pretty sure saw someone smoking too.[/QUOTE]I believe they let you vape but not smoke ciggs. I know they had / have an upstairs section they open up once in a while where you can smoke ciggs. But it's been a while.

[QUOTE=Csdnoob;5622446]Are you sure Scarlett is non smoking. I was there about 2 months back and I was vaping all the time. Pretty sure saw someone smoking too.[/QUOTE]Yes, vaping I have seen. I didn't consider that being the same as smoking cigarettes. As for upstairs, I've only gone during the day and I've never been up there.

[QUOTE=Bertil;5622994]I believe they let you vape but not smoke ciggs. I know they had / have an upstairs section they open up once in a while where you can smoke ciggs. But it's been a while.[/QUOTE]Was there last night, vaping was allowed, smoking was not.

Anyway, this is my first club visit in many years so I made alot of rookie mistakes. Only way to learn for a hard head like me. Learned a lesson though: these girls are fucking piranhas in a goldfish tank. You got to be assertive or they will eat you alive. They arent even trying to disguise the fact that you are less than an atm to them. So show them that they are meat to you and stop caring about being polite or hurting feelings.

Place was absolutely dead. Sat down and was immediately roped in by Amanda, or as I like to call her now, Ol' Smelly Tits. Thick white girl, around late 30's or a mid 30's with some city miles on her She told me it was the rain. Like 6 other customers there.

She was insufferable from the moment I sat down. Super aggressive and annoying with non-stop terrible puns about her tits and vag. I made it very clear she was annoying me and she acted oblivious. Looked around and saw nothing that I liked more so I gave her a shot.

Long story short, just a bunch of empty promises and fast talking. Slowly drained me for about 250 $ (I know, its embarrassing). Got a lapper and about 20 minutes of a decent backroom dance. Kept trying to get me to motorboat her, the middle of her tits smelled like sweat and microwaved styrofoam. Got to the point where I was very obviously trying to lean away. Ask about extras and all she kept saying over an over was that I "should have listened to her earlier" when she quoted some crazy champagne room prices. Mind you, still never said anything at all about what would be on the menu. Just a fast talking used car salesman. Anyway she just keeps trying to get me to spend more money. Promises that her "friend" would help me out if I give them each another 100. I told her no several times and she pretty much ignored me and kept trying to text her friend to get her to come over. Basically just aggressively pestered me until I walked out in disgust.

She could have made an obviously willing to pay repeat customer that not only would come back to that club, but would probably be a loyal enough customer to seek her out and bring her business wherever she ends up working. Instead, she was so hungry and aggressive for the next few shekels that she chased one of the only customers that was there that night away.

Learned some good lessons. Will try another place next time.

[QUOTE=IluvDaty2011;5621803]Does anyone know if Envy on Kennedy is non-smoking? I have asthma and can have difficulties at a smoking club. I have not been to Envy in several years, so I do not remember. If not, do you know if any of the strip clubs noon-smoking?

Thanks, in advance.[/QUOTE]I am at Envy 6 nights a week. The club does allow smoking inside.

[QUOTE=Voynatic;5625871]I am at Envy 6 nights a week. The club does allow smoking inside.[/QUOTE]I'm just curious, why not 7?

[QUOTE=RobbinHoodz;5630258]I'm just curious, why not 7?[/QUOTE]Because Sunday's are promo night and it is not the same kind of crowd.

[QUOTE=Voynatic;5625871]I am at Envy 6 nights a week. The club does allow smoking inside.[/QUOTE]Does Sadi still work there? She used to work the day shift and was a lot of fun in the back.

[QUOTE=Skeot16;5631334]Does Sadi still work there? She used to work the day shift and was a lot of fun in the back.[/QUOTE]I don't believe so. Haven't heard her name come up at all. I don't go in very much during the day, but the main day girl is named Jade. Lauren is the Main bartender at night. Some of you may know her from Penthouse where she bartended for quite awhile.

[QUOTE=Voynatic;5631743]I don't believe so. Haven't heard her name come up at all. I don't go in very much during the day, but the main day girl is named Jade. Lauren is the Main bartender at night. Some of you may know her from Penthouse where she bartended for quite awhile.[/QUOTE]How is Jade's looks / attitude? Envy is the closest club to me but I never thought to go in. I might though since I have days free mostly.

[QUOTE=RobbinHoodz;5634052]How is Jade's looks / attitude? Envy is the closest club to me but I never thought to go in. I might though since I have days free mostly.[/QUOTE]Jade is Southeast Asian. Probably about 5'2 without heels. Lisi is the main daytime bartender and she is great eye candy. I don't have any info on the personal rates of the girls but the VIP room rates runs $.5 for 15 min. (.5 to the DJ and $ to the dancer.) Regular dances are. 2 to the DJ and the. 2 per song with the girl. I know there are extras to be had I just don't personally have a review on any of them. Hope that helps.

[QUOTE=VincentPaglisi;5594230]Been meaning to post for a while. I've been to Ybor about once a week since Labor Day. Usually go between noon-3 pm during weekdays. Girl to guy ratio is always in my favor. Although sometimes, I feel like bait in shark infested waters! Here's a few reviews to hopefully help why'll out. Jenna -- great body, definitely keeping it tight. Super personality and enjoyed chatting with her. Her stage performance was very nice. Didn't get the feeling that extras were available. That being said, had to take her for a test drive. Spidey-senses were right, asked about extras and she said "not this time". But her dance was still well worth it. If you just want an amazing lap dance with no extra fun, she's your girl. Kylee -- cute face and gorgeous smile, but the body was not my type. A little too unkept for my taste. She's very bubbly and has that college girl vibe. Enjoyed talking but had no interest in going back. Didn't sense extras were offered with her either. But she did seem desperate and tried to offer "5 for 60" on the lap dances (yes, you read that right five for sixty). So who knows what could be persuaded in the back. Crystal -- very tall and very aggressive with her tactics. Pretty much the only thing that got her away from me was her turn up on stage. Body was decent with a great set of bolt-ons. But her face was 5/10 at best. Definitely know extras are available, because she pretty much offered it directly. If I ever took her back, it's either K9 or lights off. Maria-- probably the least aggressive and inexpensive Cuban I've met in Tampa. Petite thing with gorgeous eyes, great smile, killer body. Can't say no to that! English is pretty much non-existent but good thing I can at least say my numbers. Wanted 250 for everything, but negotiated on 180 plus an extra dance. Skills were on-point and totally worth it. Tiny little thing that let me take control the whole time. Not mechanical and very erotic. Will repeat.

Couple questions for the Seniors: 1. Crystal was a watchdog and I didn't like it one bit. What's the best way to politely ask a girl to leave you alone or give you some time without straight up telling her to "fuck off"? . 2. I've been to Gold and Ybor, but what are some of the other SC's to visit during the daytime? And how do they compare to those two?

Stay safe and keep mongering.[/QUOTE]Incredibly friendly girl. I'll even go as far as to say YMMV. I took her back and had a wonderful time. Pricey, but well worth it.

Will try Maria next time.