2000-2004 Archived Reports

Round 2

Went with the original Plan from day 1 visited Sara at Supra. What a great looking girL and friendly as good be. Ok Table Shower but she did not have to work on Mr johnson becasue at the mere sight of her he was ready.

Not much of a massage a she was already nude (many thanks to to the tip for leaving the tip outin the open in the beginning) but she let me explore her body great tits & she really love the Daty. CBJ, CG & Mish was all I could handle.

After we spend 20 minutesw just cuddling & talking & I found out she will be on vacation for 2 months starting this friday. She wiill be getting some enhancement done which in my op are not needed. If you see her this week talk her out of it.

Wonderfull all natural girl. Best session I ever had.

I drove through DC last night around midnight. Went down K St and looped back along L. Only saw two ladies, white, who were standing at the corner of 16th (I think) and L. A really hot long haired blonde in short shorts and heels and a brunette dressed more for the weather in tight jeans. Had I the opportunity to converse I would have been extremely cautious with them as it just seemed like a bacon situation -- good looking, white and no one else out there.

Heading up Rte 1/Rhode Island aveneue there was nothing.

Well, last week I headed down to DC to visit Downtown. But, apparently the place was full of the rest of you bastards and I was told to come back in an hour. Unfortunately I did not have an extra hour to spare so I decided to walk over to 1413 K and see of I could catch up with Gina. Again the AMP god was not smiling upon me, Gina was gone. I got to see Hana.

Hana is in her late twenties and is cute, but starting to put on a few pounds. She has some extra padding around the middle, but not a lot, but she is very self-conscious about it. This became clear throughout the session.

The table shower was excellent, she hit all the spots and did them twice. She did each side once with a scrubber and once with her hands. She even did a little soapy massage. Unfortunately, from this point on things went down hill. Fortunately it didn’t hit rock bottom. She could probably be an excellent provider if she tried a little more, but for this session she was not really putting forth her best effort.

Hana’s massage was a bit clunky and stiff. She knew what to do, just not relay how. The BBJ was mechanical but it still felt good. DAY was allowed for a short time. The usual CG and then Mission was performed but Hana was distant. All in all she did the job but I would not ask for her on a second trip.

I have said before that this place has been hit or miss for me. I probably not go back for a while and stick to placed where the service is more consistent.

OMFG!!!! I'm here in the Land of Smiles, gents, and there is really no way to describe it, but I'll try, when I get a chance for my dick to dry off.

Robux

Webnut & mr jophn,

Nice reports. keep em cumming

Robux,

Fuck you. Well, OK, fuck them.

LL in Nogi.

Went to Downtown for the 2nd time ever last night. Called on the way and asked if Connie was working, due to seeing a prior post with good info on her. She was, and everything was right inline with what the prior review said. In case you missed it, she is about 5'4, 110, with pretty B's. Very limited English, but gave nice shower, then pretty decent massage on upper body back in room, before rubbing the size B's on my back. Used tongue on my hiney but never truly hit the center of the chocolate starfish, which was a little disappointing. She did let me go down on her and she tasted great. SHe then returned the oral favor while on all fours and facing me, with me on my knees. Got a fantastic view of her perfect ass up in the air during this, and reached over and massaged her bung with my finger. SHe then turned around on all 4's and let me take her doggy, and I slid in very easily. She felt like velvet and did a good job humping back into me. I did not last long. She was nice afterwards, giving my legs and back a massage. Would recommend her.

Ok. Here is my report for the rest of my week in DC

After reloading the musket on Wednesday I went to a concert at the 9:30 club & although the music was great the crowd felt like it could have been my sons or daughters.

Had completely free day & the big decision for the day was CPHC or Downtown decided to try both.

Got to downtown around 10:30 AM Mamasan shows me to room I hand her $60 & she says “you been here before. right” Yes of course I say(Lie)

5 minute later Anna comes walking in,10 days here from LA and a knockout & very friendly.5-3, large enhanced boobs & really nice. English was a challenge but very chatty which made for some interesting conversation. TS was good & prelim massage was OK. Soon she was naked & her tit massage while watching in the mirror was great.. She licked my asshole for few minutes & I then asked her to lie down. Sucked her nipples for a few & did some daty which she really seemed to like. Mish was all I could muster & she was very nice & cuddled after asking a lot of questions. I gave her a Georgetown tshirt I had just bought & that got me at least 10 more kisses.

Circle D Spa.

Meet Candy, a small corean girl with nice face, good attitude, 5'4", B-cup, probably enhanced, red transparent miniskirt + red transparent top. She does not speak english good. Me too, so we communicated mostly with sign language :)

TS was fast, mechanical and more than formal. She proposed to rinse mouth with mouthwash.

10 minutes of massage, rather mechanical massage. She sit on my back, work it, after she sit on my right hand and I started touching her and she asked me what I want. She asked $100 in advice, grabbed them and imediately leaved room. She returned in minute, sit on my back and started touching me with nipples, fingers, she was breathing on me with hot air - I never had such experience. She was licking and kissing my body. After she started CBJ. Good CBJ. All other things was traditional.

After this she brings me to shower and washed my tentacles. We returned to a room and she dressed me, started from socks and finished with my hat. Hmm, I never had such before too. It wasn't rushed session, but she kissed me and I woke up on the street.

I have very mixed feelings. From the one side this session was only 45 - 50 minutes. But I leaved this place in very good mood, even happy.

Anyway, I think that it was good experience.

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Ok, here is my report for the rest of my week in DC:

After reloading the musket on Wednesday I went to a concert at the 9:30 club & although the music was great the crowd felt like it could have been my sons or daughters. Never a wait at the bar for a beer though.

Had completely free day Thursday & the big decision for the day was CPHC or Downtown, decided to try both. Budgeted for 3 trips but this is a once a year thing for me so what the hell

Got to downtown around 10:30 AM Mamasan shows me to room I hand her $60 & she says “you been here before. Right?” Yes of course I say(Lie)

5 minute later Anna comes walking in, 10 days here from LA and a knockout & very friendly.5-3, large enhanced boobs & really nice. English was a challenge but very chatty which made for some interesting conversation. TS was good & in the sauna she is drying me, hugging & kissing & asking a lot of questions I could not understand. Just said Yes to everything. Prelim massage was OK. Soon she was naked & her tit massage as she was creeping up my back while I was watching in the mirror was great. She licked my asshole for few minutes & I then asked her to lie down. Sucked her nipples for a few & did some daty which she really seemed to like. CBJ turned to Mish was all I could muster & she was very nice & cuddled after asking a lot of questions. I gave her a Georgetown t-shirt I had just bought & that got me at least 10 more kisses. Very affectionate girl & one thing we did talk about that I understood Is that she does not like guys who are drunk. Luckily for me it was one of the few times all week I was sober. So if you are clean, sober & respectful this one is a winner.

After walking back to my hotel & a 2-hour nap I started out for CPHC. Found it easily with the directions help from this forum. What a nice place. The rooms were large, clean, mine even had one of those leather recliner chairs. Mamasan asked if I had been there before & I said I was a year ago(Lie) & she wanted a name. I said Jenny & seemed to do the trick. As I was sitting in the chair Yung came in & introduced herself Asked why I had not been back in a year & after a brief conversation about Boston all the suspicion was gone. I did not think it possible that my luck could continue but she was gorgeous. The table shower was interesting because there are 2 tables separated by a curtain & there happened to be someone else getting his TS at the same time as me. All the while the girls are yakking back & forth in Korean. I thought it was hilarious just thinking about what they must be saying. Back in the room she waste little time with “you want everything?” question & leaves for a few minutes. Put the 5 20’s on the little nightstand while she was gone (did this at everyplace this week & it was the best tip I got from this forum, can’t stress that enough) Yung came back & maybe massaged me 5-10 at the most & then begins the erotic stuff, Tit massage, Asian rimming & then I asked her to turn over & let me do some work. Very vocal while I was sucking her nipples & proceeded to daty. I think she was a bit too theatrical but what the hell. After Daty she pushes me up on my knees & gets down in front of me & slips on the cover for a bj. A minute or so into that she slips a finger in my asshole surprising me,I think I gave out a little yelp. She leaned back & we did the mish position to climax. Luckily because it was the 2nd of the day I was able to last a little longer, but it is not easy these girls are so damn beautiful. Yung got up pretty quickly after & got dressed & cleaned me up & I was soon out the door. She said they were pretty busy.

All in all a great week for me. Will start to save the pennies for next February. Many thanks to all the posters here for the great advice, tricks & directions. Wished Boston had more to offer in this area. May have to do more research on Providence & Waterbury CT.

2 things I meant to mention in my post about Downtown yesterday. The prior poster who cautioned others to watch out for the pipe on the way down the stairs was giving great advice. I wish I had remembered it prior to hitting my head. I did get a laugh out of it though.

I parked literally right in front of the place on the street so thought I would be very safe leaving, but, was approached by what I thought was a stocky African American male about 40 years old and asked for any spare money. But then "he" told me that he was pregnant, so I guess it was a woman. I said "No, I'm sorry, dont have anything", but as I got into my car, she was tapping on my window, saying "please, please, sir, I'm pregnant, I'm pregnant and have no where to go". It was a bit disturbing. Usually you tell someone no and that is it, they dont follow you and tap on your window a few more times. Oh well.

Well, the SW scene during daylight hours is not completely dead. I was going by 11th and P streets when I got a look from a waif-y younger white girl. I circled around and she hopped in. Said her name was Mercedes, and she had just gotten out of jail the previous day. We did the quick are-you-a-cop-grope and then settled on 30 for BJ, parking several blocks over in a reasonably deserted parking lot.

She was good. For some reason - work stress, probably - I was unable to pop off quickly. I was John Henry the Steel Drivin Man in terms of arousal, but the end wasn't coming. And G-d bless her, she just kept working me, occasionally pausing for a brief rest while she jerked me off - but those were literally 20 second pauses between five minute slurping bouts.

I finally exploded with enough force to kill a small goat, and she caught neatly and did a discreet spit out the door. I duked her a 10 for performance above and beyond. I asked her for a cell phone nnumber, which she gave me, but with the warning that the cops still had her cell phone; she didn't get her personal property released with her.

Bysshe

#1032

Yeah, ya gotta watch that pipe. I don't feel so bad now that I know the I'm not the only one that hit his head.

Heads up yall.

The Iron Pony is riding outta here.

Something new, but shoulda stayed home.

I was dying to see Mimi at Downtown, so I headed over in the mid afternoon. I called to ask if she was available. I was told yes. Parking was a challenge, and I climbed those stairs again. I don't know what it was about today, maybe the warmer weather, but the stairs really grossed me out today. Bad odor, too.

As I get close to the top, I hear the doorbell, so there was someone there ahead of me. He asked for Jackie, but she wasn't available, but in he went. I was next and asked about Mimi. She was busy, I was told - 20 minutes. I've been through the 20 minute routine before. As a regular there, you'd think the Mamasan would help out, like her predecessor did, but no dice. I didn't want to hang around for 20 min. I did the lineup, but was too bummed about Mimi to really want anyone else. I then thought about the new place on P that was recently written up. I had lost the address and couldn't find it, so I decided to try Downtown again. I called again and asked if Mimi was available and was told yes. I said I'd be there in 5-10 minutes. I show up and she's not available. I was pretty burned by now and gave Mamasan a pretty bad look as I turned on my heel to leave. Makes me wonder if I will ever go back there again....

I then thought I'd try CPHC, as I had never been there and it was on my way to my next destination. I found it with little difficulty. That's a nice neighborhood. I rung the bell and Mamasan said that everyone was busy, but it would be about 10-15 minutes before someone was available. At this point, I was figuring that I should have waited that 20 minutes for Mimi.

I waited and was taken to a room. As everyone has said, CPHS is a very nice place. Very tidy and well appointed. The mamasan brought be Polly, who she said I would like. Well, she was cute enough, but I wasn't sure I was going to like her. Thin with curly hair. I was in a pretty poor frame of mind given what had happened already and from the bad traffic from the DuPont area up to CP.

Polly put me in the steam room for a bit. Another girl brought another guy, who beat a retreat when they saw that there was already someone in there!

TS was okay. Polly smelled of cigarette smoke. We then went back to the room where I got a passable massage. She then asked me to massage her. A first, but something I enjoy doing. I gave her a fair massage and then turned her over for some frontal attention. I provided some DATY, which she seemed to enjoy, but I got the sense that she was overacting a bit. I really didn't like that. She got out the cover and gave me a CBJ and then went on her back for some mish. We commenced and she was a bit too enthusiastic for my tastes. Again, it seemed like she was acting. Me equipment started to fail me at this time so she did CBJ again until I was brought to attention. It was doggie this time with lots of vocalizing from her and at this point I had had enough. I'm not sure she understood why I wanted to stop. She asked if I wanted a HJ, but I declined. I really just wanted to get out of there. She cleaned me up nicely with hot towels. I wasn't even interested in having her dress me and I mostly dressed myself.

As I left, she told me to come see her again. Not likely. I attribute my experience to my bad mood. The other girls I saw there looked pretty good. I think I got the least attractive of the bunch.

I have had excellent AMP experiences in DC and is the first that was off the mark. Again, I was not at my best. Not sure if I'll give CPHC another try or whether I might just give all of this up. Pretty disappointing.

Bysshe,

Is this the Mercedes from 11th & P St you mentioned in your earlier post?

http://www.eros-dc.com/file-images/ny-somad1-mercedes1-17.jpg

kraft22:

No. My Mercedes was a waif-like brunette, short, small B-cups, maybe 5'1, maybe 100 pounds soaking wet. Not the girl in that photo at all.

CHAPTER #4 (see Maryland Other Areas for #1 thru #3)

After reading about MiMi, I decided pay her an afternoon visit. WOW! EVERYTHING that's been written about this Korean beauty is 100% correct. TS. DATY. CBJ. Cowgirl. Missionary. GFE!

WSG members should take really good care of this future AMP legend. She's worth every dime. My only regret was not paying for back-to-back singing sessions.

Call me a sucker, but before leaving, I gave her my e-mail address. Hopefully, I'll be able to score some off-duty GFE action via the world wide web. Wish me luck. I put my chances at about 5%. lol.

Once again, I'd like to thank WSGs veterans for helping me discover the best thing going on the East Coast.

Happy Trails!

Hi guys,

This post is from a long-time lurker who finally, FINALLY struck out on his own to see what Da Game was all about. Thanks to the many previous posts – notably from Mighty Spearsman and Trash Man – I could at least pretend to know what I was doing when I visited Downtown – my very first time in an AMP – January 1. What a great way to say hello to a new year!

First, thanks for the warnings. Climbing those dreary stairs to the top of Mt. Olympus was a little disconcerting. I went before the noon opening, but some old lady, who was making her way up the stairs from opening the bottom door when I arrived, let me come in. So I didn’t need to ring a door bell (though I later heard it ring once I was inside a room, and the front door was locked when I left).

I didn’t get a choice of ladies, but a tall girl by the name of Bonnie greeted me. She is probably 5’8” with long, reddish-brown hair; nice soft B cups with long nipples; and incredibly smooth, SWEET-smelling skin. Her teeth were not great, but her hands were gorgeous. Her English is minimal, but she had a ready smile.

As per instructions, I acted like I knew what I was doing. I asked for either Coco or Yoyo, but the (relatively young) mamasan acted as if she never heard of them. I undressed immediately, put on a towel from the bed, and handed the mamasan $60 when she knocked. I left $100 poking out of my pants on the chair in the room I was assigned and later put it on the table for Bonnie to see.

I could have stayed on that table shower forever – I loved lying there and getting soaped up and splashed with warm water. Dressed in a pink bikini sort of wrap, Bonnie took me by the hand back to our room where she gave me a C-rate massage – just light rubs, with no oil or lotion. But she let me rub her legs, which were parked alongside me. I loved watching her do her thing from the mirror. After about 10 minutes of this, she got up – to go where? Hand the $ to mamasan? – only to return five minutes later and continue the rub, which got MUCH more interesting when I asked her if she could use some oil. She rimmed me, using some sort of condom thing (a dental dam?), and that got my member charged. The signs on the wall amused me: "Don’t ask the ladies for sexual services," etc. So, I didn’t.

Does anyone else out there worry about being barged in on? Bonnie locked the door after she came back the second time, but it creeped me out, thinking we could get busted in on before that. At the same time, it was kind of exciting, too! I heard the door bell ring at least twice during this time – and there seemed to be a lot of conversation outside the doors – but Bonnie was doing a fine job of relaxing me, with her soft kisses and purring. I didn’t get a chance to lick her, but I did some major fingering. She had a nice small bush and tight wet lips. Relatively flat tummy.Yum.

After the flip, time seemed to speed up. I guess that happens the first time out? She eased a hood over my swollen member, did a decent BJ, but I was VERY into feeling that nice dark pussy of hers, and so encouraged her to ride me. We were in this position about three minutes – her tits were fun to watch, her hair smelled like fresh rain water – but I wanted to get into the missionary position. I finished up there, after no more than 25 strokes or so. Damn.

She didn’t get up right away but smiled and purred a bit. I appreciated that. She then excused herself to get a warm cloth for clean-up duty. We couldn’t chat much, because her language skills are minimal, but she did say I was handsome (every guy hears that, right?) and hoped to see me back. She gave me several hugs and kissed my cheek. Nice. A mamasan unlocked the door to let me out, but before I left, I saw girls on either end of the hall, sort of sitting on mattresses and chatting. I was curious if any of that exercise equipment out front ever got used, too. Ha!

At any rate, I can’t wait to go back. Thanks again, guys, for leading the way!

(Curious: What is average age of contributors out there? I’m single, early 40s, in good shape. I have no problem getting dates, but what I like about AMP is the sheer convenience of it all.)

I was Downtown and decided to try the new Cirlce D Spa. I went in and was given Candy, about 5'3" nice enhanced rack, total firgure was good. I gave the fee and she told me to change. She came back and took me to the shower. She cleaned me pretty good in all the good areas. Her english is not too good but was adequate. Back in the room she took off my towel and told me to lay down. I had laid my tip on the side table so she said be back in a minute honey. She left to get the equipment and was gone a few. She came back and took off her clothes, she does have a nice set of boobs. She gave a slow massage and went down to my feet and started licking her way up to my rear. She gave a short asian but it got me up. She said turn over and said wow nice. I was at full attention for her. She had a cover in her mouth as she gave me head. She took her time cleaning my ball and shaft. She stood up and bent over and said come from behind. Iwas looking in the mirror the whole time and she was good to look at. We flipped over and I came. She left to get a towel and cleaned me off. She is one nice looking girl. I left my card in hopes I might get a call, you never know. All in all it was a 8.5 out of 10. I will come back to see her.

[b]Find me a outcall or incall Maryann; I'm tired of Gingers.[/b]

OK, guys. My usual haunt is the world of AMPs, and the world of the SW. The problem with AMPs is that they are almost universally A. This is not a bad thing, [i]per se[/i], but I hope I don't come off as either racist or jingoistic when I say that sometimes you want some American cornfed beauty rather than an overseas import.

The SW fills that bill, of course. Rarely do you find Asian SW. But these girls, while cheap and easily available, are rarely beauties, and the options are rarely bountiful... they're fine for the BBBJ in the car and a spit out the window, but not for a more luxurious session and certainly not one with the lights on.

So - I'm looking for recommendations on outcall or incall escorts - specifically, a Maryann type as opposed to a Ginger type. The various web pages all have these glamor nude shots, which I certainly understand, but I'd like to find a girl-next-door chick, someone who looks like my kid's third grade teacher or the cute clerk at the Harris Teeter checkout line.

Cute but not outwardly slutty looking. I don;t usually go the escort route, but I have a nice tax refund coming. What better way to spend it?


Bysshe

Bysshe,
Great idea! i'm going to try the same thing here soon.
While the AMPs are great-and I really liked Nicholas2's review, good job!-I want to try a new experience-an escort.
I've looked in the review section of a gentlemens review website for the DC area and have found a couple likely suspects. Most have links to their websites, so you can see what they look like before you commit. I'll let you know how it goes.
And Gentleman Slim and others-try some of the othe AMPs in town. Mirage has always been good for me. Olympic, too.

Bysshe, you might want to check out Premier Companions. www.premiercompanions.com.

I have had good experiences there, consistently. Their girls Kasey and Jessica would definitely fit the "hot girl next door" type of look.

I think Premier Companions is a good choice, as well. You might want to try sexygirlsofdc.com. Michelle is a real sweetheart and a medical student at that. She is one of my ATF girls.

If you like AA women, Ashana is wonderful. She advertises extensively and is wonderful.

Dear Nicholas2:

Welcome to WSG! Nice to read such a good report from a first-time poster. Now it's time for the many other lurkers to start posting. :)

Glad that WSG was able to help you out. That's what this board is all about - helping each other!

The average age of the contributors is probably in the 40s, with the range being mid-20s to mid-50s.

I look forward to reading more good posts from you soon.

I tried the escort route this morning in Northern VA with Lila.
Full review on Northen Va board.
Very good!

Nicky2,
I second Spears' welcome. Damn good reading from a newbie to the hobby. Thanks for unlurking. Now it is for others to follow his lead.

BTW - Fear not, you would probably get lost in a convention of mongers, except we are all uglier than we think we are. Especially thinking of the crew I have met from this board. ;) Yes, the AMP thing is a damn great convenience.

Buy-a-she,
I had to LOL when you mentioned the MaryAnn/Ginger thing. couldn't agree more. I had the hots for MaryAnn, and could care less about Ginger. Remember the original Charlies Angels? The rest of you can keep Farrah, I wanted Kate! :D

Just back from Tucson/Nogales Mex and the Block. Will be able to haunt DC after I have saved some pennies.

keep em wet,
LoveLOS

The Scorpio has been hybernating and waiting for his resurrection for a couple of months. Was in need of a new stranger's poon and finally had a chance to sneak away from my little warden the other day, so off I went to sample some new Korean dishes at Downtown. LL, you are to be blamed for forcing me to go there back in Dec 03. Oh what the hell, I made my way to the 4th floor, rang the bell, and mamasan put me in the room towards the back of the joint [the same room I had when I porked the now-infamous Mimi]. Went through the usual procedures [door fee blah blah blah, been here before, yada yada yada], saw a lineup of 4 lovelies and this time I picked Connie, who was roughly 5'4" ~ 5'5", 110 lbs max with a cute 20 something face, auburn brownish hair, and perky natural body. The tableshampoo was nicely done stroking the GoodFella's ego with her soapy hands. I almost lost it right there and had to grab her hands to cease her stroke. By now, I was feeling rather randy and ready to serve her the Scorpio's homebrew lava. Back to my hourly appointed room, she took off her garments and gave a great massage. Ahh, I needed that. After about 10 minutes, she switched mode and started licking my neck, back, and finally reached the Rim. I was still on my stomach, but wanted to see her face buried into mianus, so I turned over and spread eagles [man, it's the most vulnerable position to be in when the lovelies probe the Pacific Rim] and grabbed the back of her head to keep her licking away at mianus for a good 5 minutes or more. Then she moved up and started giving a bit of BBBJ around the shaft, then the magic hat trick covering up the Fella while her head bobbling up and down on the Fella. Man, I am a DATY addict, so I notioned her to turn around and sit on my face while I chowed down on her 'Hello Kitty'. Delicious poon indeed! Then I gave her a little spank and told her to ride like a cowgirl that she was. Nice and tight RC! I was watching her grinding away via the view in the mirror, then we moved onto a howling maneuver. Again, very snappy and I even told her to suck on my big toe during the K-9 for that extra Animal Training sensation. Then, I got her laying on her back close to the edge of the table and I just gave it to her real 'horror show' like there is no tomorrow. I dropped some more of my own shiner right at her Pink Snapper for additional lube. She said I was a nasty MoFo and I just smiled and kept porking her in that standing up mish til the moment of enlightenment arrived upon me. Voila, I unloaded the hot lava of love right into her box. and collasped ontop of her. This one did not give me DFK though, only small kisses on the mouth while we porked each other, so one point taken off for that. I had to rest for a couple of minutes while she cleaned me up with hot towel. Got dressed and left the joint very weak at the knees with another shit-eating-grin on my face. Good time. Then got home and ran into the shower before clocking in and served my little warden. Tough life, huh?

By all means are any of these words true. I need to be locked up in a mental institute somewhere away from all the lovely AMP kitties. I am dangerous to them poons, but will do whatever necessary not to harm them.

I recently visited the Downtown Spa and had a great experience with Connie. When I arrived at the Spa I initially asked for Mimi but was told that she would not be available for another 45 minutes. I didn’t have time to wait for Mimi and asked for Connie whom I had seen on a previous visit. The mamasan told me that Connie was available and I paid her the $60 room fee, disrobed, and placed 4 jacksons on the table beside the massage table. In a few minutes Connie walked into the room and as always I was struck by her beautiful face and slim, winsome form. She had a sheer wrap around her waist that accentuated her slim waist and long legs and the cleavage from her natural A cups were further enhanced by the attractive bikini top. I was taken to the shower room where Connie gave me a very thorough washing with special attention to all of my special areas. Back in the room Connie proceeded to give me an incredible massage that started with my scalp all the way down to my toes. When the massage was finished Connie removed her clothes and began to lightly stroke my back and inner thighs with her fingernails. She then rimmed me with her tongue all the while stroking my balls and shaft. With her gentle, probing ministrations I became fully aroused and when I turned over she began to lick and kiss every inch of my shaft and balls. She then placed a protective covering on my shaft using her mouth and proceeded to work her magic until I was fully satisfied. Connie is a very pretty, sweet girl who I would highly recommend. She will not rush you and will definitely take care of your needs.

[quote]Buy-a-she,
I had to LOL when you mentioned the MaryAnn/Ginger thing. couldn't agree more. I had the hots for MaryAnn, and could care less about Ginger. Remember the original Charlies Angels? The rest of you can keep Farrah, I wanted Kate![/quote]

Heh. By chance do you remember Honey West and her detective agency?

DAMN... fine.

DOWNTOWN REVIEW – CONNIE

Ok, so I’m back in town and the first thing I need to do is get my fix of Asian at the Downtown. Dropped by at about 5:30 PM, and found a concerning flock of aggressive, panhandling street folk present in front of the Downtown entrance– guess they’ve figured out us monger’s have $’s. Once passed this obstacle, up the storied flights that do now reek of pee. Anyhow, entrance was granted and mamasan hooked me up with Connie without asking for her by name. She is as she has been previously billed, but let me add some details. Korean, in from NYC about 3 weeks ago, late 20’s, 5 ft 5 inches, 115 lbs, nearly perfect natural B cup breasts (yes, they would just fit in a champagne glass) with 1.5 inch medium brown areola and quarter inch nips, damn hard ass and abdomen and nice legs. Very soft skin, with very little body hair – partially trimmed bush – but not much there to start. Remarkably small box with dark brown lips and browneye, medium sized clit, and very pink interior – a portend of the good things to come. Average shower, above average 15 minute message, and then brief breast massage of back with a fairly lame attempt at Asian – didn’t come within 3 inches of my browneye. Anyhow onto an average CBJ, which morphed (without asking) into 69 with DATY. She enjoyed this and I fully munched, licked and slurped her down from her clit to her browneye. Her box was very sweet and did not taste germicidal as you’ll find with many providers. This is where it got fun – I decided to tease her browneye with my index finger and got up to the first knuckle – she didn’t seem to mind – so while I continued to munch away at her clit, thought I’d get my other index finger in her love box. Good idea, but found out that her entrance was so tight (she must have been contracting, but funny I didn’t feel it on my finger in her ass) I honestly couldn’t get my finger into her pussy. Wow! This really got my juices flowing thinking of what might follow and I wasn’t disappointed as we slipped into mish, and experienced the tightest box of any AMP provider I’ve ever had. At this point I reached around to tickle her brown eye again and found the juices pouring out of her – nice. Had I not used a little “extender” on my John Thomas beforehand, I’m sure I would have immediately popped, but thankfully I was able to enjoy this for about 5 minutes before shifting into doggie. That was very excellent too, and it allowed my to fully use those B-cups as handles while pounding away at her pussy which was now finally starting to loosen up a bit. Unfortunately, by now 4 of you other mongers had rung those magic chimes, and Connie started to rush “You gonna come soon honey?” and refused to do any other positions. Despite the `tude, those breasts and tight box were just too much for my wood, and liftoff ensued after another 5 minutes. It was way up there on the intensity scale, and even though some time had passed, when she took of my condom I nearly lost it again. She came back with a wash cloth to wash me off, and I was still throbbing. Bending down to kiss my manhood, I lost it again –nothing massive, but she did get a taste of a second serving of my man juice – a surprise to both me and her, and the little yelp she let out as my fluids entered her mouth was amusing. Totally unintentional, but perhaps had she not rushed, I would have been fully drained. While Connie did help me dress, no GFE (i.e. no kissing at any point, no chit-chat, etc.) ensued.

Summary: While I wouldn’t rank Connie as either a GFE or a PSE, those near perfect breasts and that oh-so tight, tiny, wet box of hers are definite winners!

PS: If you guys want some laughs at my expense, check out my recent disastrous experiences on the Oxnard, CA board. Truly the worst AMP experiences I’ve ever had, and to top it off the Oxnard board dissed me out for relating these experiences, as if I’d banged their sisters or something! Truly, the AMPS of DC and the DC board are unique – may they always prosper!

Hey guys,

I'm a newcomer to both DC and your board. I have to say that most of the info that you've posted has been useful in helping me to understand the "scene" around the city, and I greatly appreciate that. I'm a 21 year old College student and Congressional intern (with a girlfriend) who just has a fascination with sw's. Since I'm fairly young and from a suburban town, I'd appreciate any advice you guys could give regarding safety and cops or anything like that. I look forward to participating on the board and getting to know the game a little better.
Feel free to keep me posted.

James

Hit Downtown last Saturday. Hoped to see Mimi again, but alas she was “busily”, so I got to see Maya. Maya has had some good reviews so I was not concerned. Maya looks sexy, but I would not call her beautiful. Nice body, but with man made tits. These were not bad to look at but too hard. She still had nice long nipples.

Above average table shower with just hands and plenty of soap in all the right places. Mr. Happy got a nice little tease. Back at the room I put the donation on the table and a moment later Maya left the room for the standard preparations. I decided I wanted to have the festivities fist and then the massage, time permitting, so I sat on the edge of the table rather then lay faced down to wait. In about 75% of the time this gets the message across of my wish to reverse the script. Maya knew and had no problem, she returned, stripped and stood before me for my inspection, and she got it.

She had me sit on the edge of the table and did a little BB Licking and then to a BBJ. She was quite good. Then she had me lay back, she lifted my legs, I felt a bit awkward, but I got a far amount of Asian. Then she got up onto the table and we had a good 69 session. Suddenly she got up, panting, and dived into a reverse CG where she did more grinding than thrusting. Next she climbed off and told me to stand, she laid across the table like I had earlier and we went at it in standing mission. After a good long pounding I had a great happy ending. Maya over did it a bit after, telling me I was too much, and fanning herself with her hands. After a little cleanup, she had me lay face down and finished the session with a short massage the when form head to toe and back again.

Now, which one of you worthless old mongers came out of Downtown just behind me (app. 4:30). Sounded as if the person was running down the stairs to catch up with me. My first though was I left something behind and some one was running after me to return it and I automatically reached for my wallet. Finding it in place, I wonder if perhaps I would not have it much longer, but whoever it was must have realized some one was just ahead of them and they slowed down so I hit the street about 15 sec. in the lead. Nothing to it.

First Day.

On a recent business trip to DC, I made a trip to the downtown spa to see Connie, actually she was selected for me by the mamasan. However, this was not an unpleasant surprise as I had read about her on this board. Perhaps I should step back and mention that this was my first trip to downtown, my first visit to an AMP and this is my first post! Thanks to all those who gave the helpful information necessary for this to work out.

Yes, the three flights of dank stairs at Downtown were all they were advertised to be. I did see some folks walking around the empty business on the second floor which makes me think that they might be getting ready to rehab and open something in that area. Mamasan opened the door and I confidently stepped towards her as if I had been there before. That lead her to open the door fully and say hello. On the way to one of the rooms she asked if I had been there before and when I said “yes” she said “good” but left it at that. By this time we were in the room and I pulled the hourly fee from my pocket. She looked at it and left without saying anything. I wasn’t able to follow advice about stripping down because of how quickly she was out the door. I made it down to my skivvies by the time Connie came in wearing a bra and panties with a brown lace and nylon pull over—kind of a Korean “I Dream of Jeannie” look. Connie is 5’3” with enough brown highlight in her hair to give it a brownish look and it falls to her mid-back. She had blue liner on her eyes which seems pretty common among Asian women but always seems strange to me. However, I found her to be very attractive. She spoke with broken English and we talked while waiting for the shower to open. The table shower was straightforward.

Upon returning from the shower, I immediately pulled out a tip and left it on the counter. She said thank you and then said that she would step out to get a condom. In a few minutes she returned and took her clothes off. Her breasts were natural and a lovely size B with quarter size areola and nipples that didn’t particularly stick up—I resolved to work harder on that next time. She also had a natural looking pussy that she confessed to trimming periodically. Fairly quickly I was able to ascertain that it tasted as good as it looked. I asked her to go slow and, since I had earlier massaged her shoulders while waiting for the shower to open up, she hopped up on the table and asked if I’d like to massage her. After some attention to her neck and back and a great opportunity to ogle her thin-hipped backside, my hands slid down to her hips and tiny rear where upon she spread her legs further for me to put my hands and tongue closer. I flipped her over and enjoyed DATY with insertion. She seemed to enjoy it too or, more likely, faked an orgasm. Then she said, “I help you now” and laid me down for cbj. After 5 minutes or so she climbed up for Asian CG, a beautiful thing I might add as Connie would periodically bend forward and kiss my nipples all the while bouncing up and down—ah paradise! Last but not least we lay with our sides on the table and I entered her from behind and held her beautiful hips until I could no more. Afterward we tried to find some common ground while she cleaned me with a hot towel and helped to dress me. Turns out it was a Korean pitcher for the Texas Rangers (I had a baseball jacket on) named Kam Ho Park?

Being new to this, I’m not sure what the comparison standards are, but I know I’d go back so that’s a recommendation. When it came time to leave I remembered that I had not kissed her on the mouth and out of curiosity aimed my goodbye kiss for the lips but got that cheek instead! Oh-la-la.

Day Two.

The next day I stopped by again and asked to see the highly recommended Mimi, again with blue eye liner! Mimi also has mid-length black hair but has more curves than Connie. Her breasts are larger with better-defined nipples. It felt like she had implants underneath rather than over the breast muscle which lead by-and-large to a very natural look and feel. Her hips were more rounded than Connie’s with a thicker but neatly trimmed bush. IMHO I think they are equally attractive. Some of the differences between the two women included—breast augmentation vs. smaller natural, wispy vs trimmed bush, brown vs. black hair, curvy vs. thin hips, freely giving of pecks on the lips by Mimi (but no dfk) and a serious full-back, legs and foot massage from Mimi. I mean, she worked hard at it. Personally, I prefer less massage and more fun! However, the fun started soon enough when Mimi took out the baby lotion (another difference between the two) and applied it to certain responsive parts. It felt heavenly and soon she lifted herself over me into a 69 position. This lead to an excellent view of her backside and gave me a good chance to fondle her as I pleased. At some point during this heavenly and deep throated adventure a cover was placed on me without my noticing it which then allowed Mimi to climb on cowgirl style. One (two?) of the beautiful things about CG was the chance to look up, see and play with Mimi’s breasts. As described below, I later had another chance to have an equally appealing view.

An engaging aspect of CG Mimi-style is the numerous variations she chooses sitting straight up ACG, CG, fast, slow, hard, soft, leaning over talking dirty in your ear, kissing nipples, hard grind, etc. After she tired, she reached down and grapped me by the arms and pulled me up so that she was sitting across my lap. After a little while I decided that this wasn’t going to do and laid her down on her back so that I could stand on the floor and enter her standing while she put her legs up on my sides. This had the double advantage of letting me set my preferred pace (which I noticed got faster and faster!) and gaze down on her beautiful figure. Well shortly thereafter I was done in and Mimi laid me down on the table while she sweetly cleaned me up: a cool towel for my face, a hot towel for my loins, even mouthwash and a cup of water to boot! I agree with an earlier post that Mimi is a talented, professional provider. Although a little older than Connie, her experience shows only in a positive way.

Day three of three.

Third trip to Downtown in three days to again visit Connie; It’s official, I’m in love. She is a sweet girl who was pretty willing to do whatever I wanted. For example, the adjustable room light was dimmed at the beginning of each of my two earlier visits but Connie did not object this time to my turning it back up. Again, I skipped the massage so that I could spend time exploring Connie who was lying face up on the table. This time I paid special attention to her nipples which indeed become defined with patience (or perhaps the fact that I had my reading glasses on helped– LOL). I also gently brushed her face, hair, neck, sides, legs, and eventually focused more and more on her breasts and groin while Connie participated by periodically offering gentle moans. I asked her if I could kiss her and she nodded assent and let me kiss her on the lips, and even lick her lips, but those lips remained clasped like the vault gates at Fort Knox. At my leisure I asked her to turn over so that I could gently rub her shoulders, arms, back, legs and feet. When I started to focus on the two moles that I noticed on her tiny hips she spread her legs to let my tongue move in as far as I could go from that angle. Being a rocket scientist in training, it didn’t take me long to figure out that I should ask Connie to switch to her back allowing me to again thoroughly enjoyed DATY. After she either came or pretended to come (and who really cares on this issue.) I put my reading glasses back on and spent some quality time reviewing the dinner menu! Again Connie was very accommodating. After, I stood by the table and caressed her stomach, breasts, and face for a while longer. I placed myself in her left hand while doing so and in due time she noted that it was time to a cover on. She got down on the floor on her knees and, after accommodating my request to move slightly so that I had a better view in the mirror, spent some quality time with a cbj. After about 5 minutes she lay back on the table and I entered her while standing on the floor and went to it. When she started to coo, “come for me baby” I asked her to turn over and she said, “we do doggy on the table” and jumped up onto the table on all fours. This worked well and after awhile Connie said "you come for me" again. I said not quite yet and turned things up a notch. My third visit in three days was talking its toll on me (actually on Connie) and for the next 5-10 minutes Connie took quite a beating and handled it like a pro. I was a little worried that my handprints would be bruised into her hips by the time I was finished. But alas, finish I did and Connie tenderly cleaned me up with a hot towel. I laughed to myself when she said, “you strong man” and I weakly responded with, “I tired man.”

I would call this pretty close to a GFE if not for the cbj and lack of DFK. It just might be that third time will be the charm with regard to that DFK. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, her blue eye-liner perfectly matched her blue bra and panties! Highly recommended. All-in-all, I had a totally excellent trip to DC and I would like to acknowledge thank those of you who did all of the great advance recon work to make the trip so fantastic.

Gentlemongers,

Late on a recent Thursday night I once again proved that Downtown is the most reliable and predictable experience around. Usually I go there during the afternoon, so this time was a little different. I had the feeling they were pretty busy, and the mamasan was a different one than I usually see. However she was very friendly, which might be because I gave her half a jackson for herself along with the three jacksons for the house, and asked her for her very best girl. (This usually gets a good result for me.)

This time I had Gigi, who said she had only been there 2 weeks. Her English was pretty good and and it turned out that she lives in NoVA - and grew up there! She is a little fuller than the usual girl there - she is no waif, but she was very pleasing. She did everything right in the TS, although it seemed just a little bit hurried. I think this was because they were busy, and I'm used ot a quiter atmoshphere ther. In the room, the massage was amazing, with a body massage including lots of outstanding AR. She did several nice long bj's from different positions, and I never could be sure whether it was covered or not.

When she understood that I wanted to DATY, she immediately cooperated while I spent a nice leisurely while smothering myself. She claimed that she came twice, and she acted like it, HOWEVER...at least she is a convincing actress and I appreciate the effort.

We tried a couple of positions and ended with her riding Cowboy. When we finished, she pretty quickly left for warm towels and returned and cleaned up. But then, to my surprise, because she did admit that they were really busy, she took her time to dress me from head to foot.

When she took me to the door, she called the mamasan, who said goodbye and thank you and all that, and wanted to know how everything was, etc.

I would say Gigi is an 8-9, but I need to experience her again during the day - when things are quieter there.

ON A DIFFERENT SUBJECT...

Do any of you fellow mongers know of any MP's, ES's, SW's or whatever, in the DC-Baltimore area specializing in Eastern European (preferably Ukranian) girls??? I used to see a place mentioned on the Baltimore forum which was way on the north side of Baltimore, but I can no longer find any reference to it. If you want to PM me that would be fine.

Be safe and enjoy!

Ok. Now you guys have done it!

I started going back over the old television shows in my head.

Sure Mary Ann (Gilligans Island) and Kate Jackson (Charlie Angels) were great. But I was thinking of other icons from TV that shaped my views of sexually attractive women.

Outside of Betty Rubble (Flintsotone's cartoon), the real women were:

Barbara Feldon (Agent 99), Maureen McCormick (Marcia Brady), Susan Dey (Lori Partridge), Lisa Whelchel and Nancy McKeon (Blair and Jo from Facts of Life), Justine Bateman (Mallory Keaton), and in old reruns Lori Saunders (Petticoat Junction - the brunette)

Ah, just thinking about them back then. Such a simpler time! I'm sure there were others but these come to mind. (And show my age)

Oh and does anyone else have a thing for Pia Zadora? I really like that body style.

Be Safe

Ken Hen / Dutch / Scorpio,

Damn good reviews! I particularly enjoyed Scorpio's report - almost fell off my chair I was laughing so hard!

Keep up the good work guys!!

Beach

To the DC Board:

OK, since Connie of Downtown seems to be the girl of the moment, I guess the question now becomes, who in DC hasn't done her? That's the problem with the Downtown - its just too reliable and we all wind up going there, sooner or later - perhaps they should consider expanding their operations, like McDonalds or Starbucks!?! Think of all the satisfied souls then!

Ken Hen,

Great post, and I was so flattered to see the Connie mentioned me to you!

Thanks to the D.C. board for all the information. With the Yahoo mapping program and the Metro I found every AMP I wanted to visit in the District.

Circle D. Spa, 2024 P St, NW, “Tina“, late-20's, Korean, long black hair w/blond highlights, 5'3", 110 Lbs, fake tits, tattoos on her lower back and on upper arm. $60 for massage, $100 for full service. She gave a very nice TS, her massage technique was too rough so I turned over and we did 69. She did a CBJ and then we tried several positions. I finished in doggie. Tina was very friendly, she smiled and moaned at the right times. Recommend.

Downtown Spa,1018 Vermont Ave, NW, "Gigi", mid-20's, Korean, long black hair, 5'2", 120 Lbs, fake tits, Tattoo on her lower back, a little on the chubby side. $60 for massage, $100 for full service. After a short wait Gigi gave a nice TS, she gave a very long relaxing massage. Then she did a CBJ and multiple positions until I popped. Gigi was nice but no GFE. Recommend.

New World Spa, 1101 F St, NW, “Maya“, late-20's, Korean, long black hair, 5'4", 120 Lbs, B cup, no tattoos. $60 for massage, $140 for full service. This AMP was very odd. Mamasan collected $60, put me in the sauna, gave me the table shower, and then finally brought a girl. Maya told me Mamasan thought I was LE. After a long discussion she gave me a CBJ and we tried several positions. This was the only AMP where the girl demanded more money or even counted the money before I left. She spoke English and had been in the States for years. Do NOT Recommend.

Mirage Spa, 617 K St, NW, “Nana“, late-20's, Korean, long black hair, 5'2", 120 Lbs, A cup, no tattoos. $60 for massage, $100 for full service. Mamasan let me in and I waited about 20 minutes. Nana took me to the sauna and gave me a nice table shower. She provided a firm, but relaxing massage. Nana then left the room and returned to start a CBJ. We went for a long time in several positions before I popped. Nana was very fun. She spoke very little English, but she had no problem meeting me my needs. Recommend.

Four AMP's in five days. Now I lay my pecker down to sleep,

Desert Rat

Desert Rat,

Good report! Thanks for the info. You sound like you could use some help. Wouldn't want you to tire yourself out (ha-ha).

Correct Address for Circle D Spa.

Webnut posted the address as 1024 P St. It's really 2024 P. Not an issue for locals, but for visitors, it could send some on a wild goose chase.