Space Cadets

[QUOTE=DagoRed;4973021]Sorry RW, but your post really would be more appropriate in the "RIP OFF" thread, don't you think?

Just saying,

DagoRed.[/QUOTE]I think you're right.

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;4955268]Out of your eleven posts total, five of those posts over the past two weeks are about Lele! Five of your other posts are brief statements or questions about a SW named Miranda and the remaining post is inquiring about a location on US1. I'm putting this in the category of things that make me go hmmmmm![/QUOTE]Nice work Sherlock LOL. Best case scenario would be to fire up pornhub than to spend 15 min with her. Covered everything, Why bother? BJ with a cover is worthless I'd save the coin for sure!

[QUOTE=Sunny1966;4974735]Nice work Sherlock LOL. Best case scenario would be to fire up pornhub than to spend 15 min with her. Covered everything, Why bother? BJ with a cover is worthless I'd save the coin for sure![/QUOTE]Like washing your feet with your socks on.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4985187]Like washing your feet with your socks on.[/QUOTE]Agree! What's the point? That's as bad as reading about AMPs where they are using Saran Wrap! Too much!

I started trying to find a date for when I got to Satellite Beach. I noticed the ladies that contacted me had a bad reputation here. The ones that either didn't have a bad reputation, or couldn't find info on, where not responding.

Then I come across this lady. [URL]http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/come-and-see-exactly-why-my-he/685953126617[/URL].

I figured why not. I won't have to tell my friends about it and seeing someone with an oral fixation will fit the need. From her responses, can tell she is having some bad luck. She was not certain she was going to be there today or not. I am not really interested in being captain save a hoe, so really didn't enquire.

I call today and she is still there. Her phone is acting up. She really needs the date because it's going to cost $70 to get her phone fixed. I say ok and let her know when I plan to leave. I get the hotel info. I get the room number, but you can not get to it without going inside, unless someone let's you in. Let's me know she will be wearing a sweater.

It's,raining sideways. I cannot see 5 feet in front of me and she is, sending instructions and asking for a reply. It was raining hard enough that I would have canceled if she were not in fire need.

I text her when 15 away. Still did not read nor respond to her texts. She was telling me to pull to the other side of building. I drive around building looking for her. I see a girl in a sweater by the lobby, so I pull in. Don't see her when parked. So I go in lobby and wait, thinking the girl I saw was her and she would be right back.

I text and no answer. I let her know I am going to bolt if I don't hear something. I wait a few and say goodbye.

I slowly go to my truck. I put directions in navigation. I am intentionally going slow. I had been tgere to long already.

Here is the funny part. I see her. I give her a look and she points at the phone. I now and park truck. I saw her with a guy I thought was her boyfriend. I tell her she scared me a little and had asked him just to back off. We walk all the way around the building. Go to a door and she waits for me to open it. I say you have the key. She looks confused and said no you do, oh you are the wrong guy.

I walked back to my truck. She had been texting me. I didn't respond because I was with the wrong escort. Probably screwed that guys night up too.

Ouch. Reminds me of the story on here about the monger that went to visit Jes and went to the wrong house and was about to go into the house before realizing she thought he was the pool maintenance guy LOL Anyway, a shame you missed out on Lauren. She is no looker, but is very genuine and delivers the goods especially if you enjoy face-fucking BJs.

[QUOTE=TheLibertarian;4986980]I started trying to find a date for when I got to Satellite Beach. I noticed the ladies that contacted me had a bad reputation here. The ones that either didn't have a bad reputation, or couldn't find info on, where not responding.

Then I come across this lady. [URL]http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/come-and-see-exactly-why-my-he/685953126617[/URL].

I figured why not. I won't have to tell my friends about it and seeing someone with an oral fixation will fit the need. From her responses, can tell she is having some bad luck. She was not certain she was going to be there today or not. I am not really interested in being captain save a hoe, so really didn't enquire.

I call today and she is still there. Her phone is acting up. She really needs the date because it's going to cost $70 to get her phone fixed. I say ok and let her know when I plan to leave. I get the hotel info. I get the room number, but you can not get to it without going inside, unless someone let's you in. Let's me know she will be wearing a sweater.

It's,raining sideways. I cannot see 5 feet in front of me and she is, sending instructions and asking for a reply. It was raining hard enough that I would have canceled if she were not in fire need.

I text her when 15 away. Still did not read nor respond to her texts. She was telling me to pull to the other side of building. I drive around building looking for her. I see a girl in a sweater by the lobby, so I pull in. Don't see her when parked. So I go in lobby and wait, thinking the girl I saw was her and she would be right back.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4970986][B][i]How many slams in an old screen door?
Depends how loud you shut it.
How many slices in a bread?
Depends how thin you cut it.
How much good inside a day?
Depends how good you live em.
How much love from an escort?
Depends how much you give em.[/i][/B][/QUOTE]I couldn't find record of anyone identifying this gimme, so I'll do it here just in case. This comes from [I]How Many, How Much[/I] by Shel Silverstein. I say gimme since it's nearly a word for word reproduction.

Cheers!

[QUOTE=DJMiles;4987653]Ouch. Reminds me of the story on here about the monger that went to visit Jes and went to the wrong house and was about to go into the house before realizing she thought he was the pool maintenance guy LOL...[/QUOTE]Oh come now mate. Like you've never gone to the wrong house and been mistaken for the spa repairman, LOL!

Cheers!

[QUOTE=TheLibertarian;4986980]I started trying to find a date for when I got to Satellite Beach. I noticed the ladies that contacted me had a bad reputation here. The ones that either didn't have a bad reputation, or couldn't find info on, where not responding.

Then I come across this lady. [URL]http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/come-and-see-exactly-why-my-he/685953126617[/URL].

I figured why not. I won't have to tell my friends about it and seeing someone with an oral fixation will fit the need. From her responses, can tell she is having some bad luck. She was not certain she was going to be there today or not. I am not really interested in being captain save a hoe, so really didn't enquire.

I call today and she is still there. Her phone is acting up. She really needs the date because it's going to cost $70 to get her phone fixed. I say ok and let her know when I plan to leave. I get the hotel info. I get the room number, but you can not get to it without going inside, unless someone let's you in. Let's me know she will be wearing a sweater.

It's,raining sideways. I cannot see 5 feet in front of me and she is, sending instructions and asking for a reply. It was raining hard enough that I would have canceled if she were not in fire need.

I text her when 15 away. Still did not read nor respond to her texts. She was telling me to pull to the other side of building. I drive around building looking for her. I see a girl in a sweater by the lobby, so I pull in. Don't see her when parked. So I go in lobby and wait, thinking the girl I saw was her and she would be right back.

I text and no answer. I let her know I am going to bolt if I don't hear something. I wait a few and say goodbye.

I slowly go to my truck. I put directions in navigation. I am intentionally going slow. I had been tgere to long already.

Here is the funny part. I see her. I give her a look and she points at the phone. I now and park truck. I saw her with a guy I thought was her boyfriend. I tell her she scared me a little and had asked him just to back off. We walk all the way around the building. Go to a door and she waits for me to open it. I say you have the key. She looks confused and said no you do, oh you are the wrong guy.

I walked back to my truck. She had been texting me. I didn't respond because I was with the wrong escort. Probably screwed that guys night up too.[/QUOTE]That is a shame because Lauren really knows how to please She has an amazing head job and enjoys what she is doing. She has moved now to better accommodation. Check her out, she is worth the drive.

MF.

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;4988898]I couldn't find record of anyone identifying this gimme, so I'll do it here just in case. This comes from [I]How Many, How Much[/I] by Shel Silverstein. I say gimme since it's nearly a word for word reproduction.

Cheers!
[/QUOTE]Correct again. Wordsworth's [I]She Was A Phantom of delight[/I] and Silverstein's [I]How Many, How Much[/I] brings the tally to: Brevard - 4 and Volusia - 6. FYI, reports on 9-3, 9-17 and 9-19 are still up for grabs. I've been known to plagiarize the same author more than once.

[QUOTE=DJMiles;4987653]Ouch. Reminds me of the story on here about the monger that went to visit Jes and went to the wrong house and was about to go into the house before realizing she thought he was the pool maintenance guy LOL Anyway, a shame you missed out on Lauren. She is no looker, but is very genuine and delivers the goods especially if you enjoy face-fucking BJs.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=MalteseFalcone;4989780]That is a shame because Lauren really knows how to please She has an amazing head job and enjoys what she is doing. She has moved now to better accommodation. Check her out, she is worth the drive.

MF.[/QUOTE]I did. Had to use a different. Apparently being with the wring escort is not a good reason not to respond to texts. Will probably see again if I am in a hurry. She is, definitely a trooper.

[QUOTE=MalteseFalcone;4989780]That is a shame because Lauren really knows how to please She has an amazing head job and enjoys what she is doing. She has moved now to better accommodation. Check her out, she is worth the drive.

MF.[/QUOTE]It's unlikely anyone would consider Lauren a beauty queen, but the girl can suck a cock like no one's business! She's definitely a winner in at least one category!

[QUOTE=KingSmith82;4994800]You should try Lele, she clean and always smell good and thick with beautiful green eyes but she do have rules but that just bc of her safety but she better than the rest that steal and on drugs but it your choice play safe [URL]http://palmbay.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/latin/come-have-fun-with-all-this-th/570238245094[/URL].

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[QUOTE=KingSmith82;4993541]Man I had another great time with Lele and it was great like always, no rush and it was great, she cut her hair and it look great on her I will be seeing her again Friday plus she told me she off of work for like 3 weeks so first come first serve LOL but anyway she is a good girl so why'all need to treat this one right [URL]http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/latin/lele-the-thick-brazilian/139805261365[/URL].

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[URL]http://palmbay.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/latin/lele-the-thick-brazilian/139805261365[/URL][/QUOTE]How much does Lele give to you for each customer you send her way? Two posts in two days about how great she is, each with three links to her ads! I hope she appreciates all of your efforts.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4991800]Correct again. Wordsworth's [I]She Was A Phantom of delight[/I] and Silverstein's [I]How Many, How Much[/I] brings the tally to: Brevard - 4 and Volusia - 6. FYI, reports on 9-3, 9-17 and 9-19 are still up for grabs. I've been known to plagiarize the same author more than once.[/QUOTE]For the poem on 9-3, the second stanza made me pretty sure, but I wasn't certain until I read the final stanza, whose meter evoked one of the most famous refrains of all time:

[I]The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.[/I]

So the answer is surely [I]Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening[/I] by Robert Frost. I'll check out the others when I get more time.

BTW, is anyone else experiencing the text editor radomly jumping around, or is it just me?

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;4996164]For the poem on 9-3, the second stanza made me pretty sure, but I wasn't certain until I read the final stanza, whose meter evoked one of the most famous refrains of all time:

[I]The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.[/I]

So the answer is surely [I]Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening[/I] by Robert Frost. I'll check out the others when I get more time.

BTW, is anyone else experiencing the text editor randomly jumping around, or is it just me?[/QUOTE]The plagiarized prose was indeed [I]Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening[/I] by [I]Robert Frost[/I]. Brevard - 4 and Volusia - 7.

As for the text editor randomly jumping around, I haven't experienced any problems with USASG's primary text editor. That said, I have experienced the cursor randomly jumping around but [B]only[/B] when I was using my laptop. I prefer a mouse to the finger pad on the laptop. If my thumb accidentally touched the finger pad while I was typing, the cursor would jump into the middle of the text. I fixed the issue by taping a piece of cardboard over the finger pad. A dirty contact on the left clicker of a mouse will cause it to stutter which can cause grief as well.

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;4995161]How much does Lele give to you for each customer you send her way? Two posts in two days about how great she is, each with three links to her ads! I hope she appreciates all of your efforts.[/QUOTE]I think it's more like:

Lele: " can you do me a favor and write me a good review?

Swordmith" Sure LeLe but I think they might be on to me. Well as long as you promise to take the latex gloves off when you play when you jerk me off".

[QUOTE=Hodar;4996727]I think it's more like:

Lele: " can you do me a favor and write me a good review?

Swordmith" Sure LeLe but I think they might be on to me. Well as long as you promise to take the latex gloves off when you play when you jerk me off".[/QUOTE]Or "promise not to upcharge me for everything, including taking your top off for a QV".

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;4995161]How much does Lele give to you for each customer you send her way? Two posts in two days about how great she is, each with three links to her ads! I hope she appreciates all of your efforts.[/QUOTE]Maybe he's just new to mongering and fell in love. I think that it happened to us all when we were young and dumb, and full of cum.

[QUOTE=Edgewater94;4999466]Maybe he's just new to mongering and fell in love. I think that it happened to us all when we were young and dumb, and full of cum.[/QUOTE]Pimping out the future Mrs. KingSmith82!

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;5003708][B][i]I am so glad I came to see,
This lass as lovely as can be.
A lass who welcomed me today,
Into her home for games and play.
A lass to whom I have expressed,
My lust filled dreams to be addressed.
A lass who many times will wear,
Nothing at all but bluish hair.
Who rides me with a lovely smile,
Then makes me do her doggie style.
I've plagiarized a poem again,
About this lovely dream with Jen.[/i][/B]
[/QUOTE]Sounds like "Trees" by Kilmer.

[QUOTE=Ccon66;5005110]Sounds like "Trees" by Kilmer.[/QUOTE]You are correct, Sir! The plagiarized poem is indeed [I]Trees[/I] by [I]Joyce Kilmer[/I]. Brevard-5 / Volusia-7.

[QUOTE=Hodar;4996727]I think it's more like:

Lele: " can you do me a favor and write me a good review?

Swordmith" Sure LeLe but I think they might be on to me. Well as long as you promise to take the latex gloves off when you play when you jerk me off".[/QUOTE]That's perfect! Every time I read her post I simply can't believe anyone pays for that. She is more careful than a nurse in a New York hot spot! Why bother get real girl.

[QUOTE=Sunny1966;5008369]That's perfect! Every time I read her post I simply can't believe anyone pays for that. She is more careful than a nurse in a New York hot spot! Why bother get real girl.[/QUOTE]She's very careful!

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;5008875]She's very careful![/QUOTE]Great. Now I suddenly have to go watch The Naked Gun again.

[QUOTE=KingSmith82;5017952]Do you still have the photo of her thanks.[/QUOTE]Hell, I'm still trying to figure out where a woman's yet is and now someone has a photo of her thanks.

I agree. I'm all for being careful but it gets to the point of a turn off. Plus she looks like a girl who would hit on me I want the girl who I would hit on not the other way around.

Has anyone heard from RoadWarrior2K lately? It's not like our mate to be absent from these boards for nearly two weeks. Hope he's just vacationing in Fiji or the like and not battling health issues.

Cheers!

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;5051913]Has anyone heard from RoadWarrior2K lately? It's not like our mate to be absent from these boards for nearly two weeks. Hope he's just vacationing in Fiji or the like and not battling health issues.

Cheers![/QUOTE]Jen got him tied up in the closet making him watch her at work.

Its ok he wanted to do it it was volunteered he said it would inspire him to write new poetry.

He's got a new thingy going on it's comical poetry he's changing his name to RW dice 2 K and going on tour.

Some of these girls spend more time vacationing with Uncle than being home.

[URL]https://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/are-you-ready/947910157561[/URL]

[QUOTE=SidewayZ;5106407][URL]https://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/just-what-your-missingcall-now/021366313124[/URL]

"I can do outcall, just need $40 so I can borrow car from roommate and get gas".

I agreed to pre send $25. I have sent small deposits before (not often) but successfully. This one was not successful. 35 minutes after they were "otw" I sent a where are you text. No response. Ten minutes later I send a?. "I got pulled over for speeding, I'm otw".

Sent a few messages to her later and never heard back.[/QUOTE]



Not going to beat around the bushes but you're a fucking idiot. It's because of guys like you that these girls prefer to scam rather than doing their advertised jobs. How about you give me 50 $, I pinky promise to suck your dick.

I am deeply saddened to report that RoadWarrior2K passed away last month.

I have no words.

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;5107511]I am deeply saddened to report that RoadWarrior2K passed away last month.

I have no words.[/QUOTE]I knew something was up. He got really really quiet quickly. He was a great guy I am very sorry to hear of this. I hope it wasn't a painful death.

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;5107511]I am deeply saddened to report that RoadWarrior2K passed away last month.

I have no words.[/QUOTE]The board will never be the same without him. RIP brother hope there's a Dunkin' Donuts In the great beyond for you.

[QUOTE=TungstenHP;5107404]Not going to beat around the bushes but you're a fucking idiot. It's because of guys like you that these girls prefer to scam rather than doing their advertised jobs. How about you give me 50 $, I pinky promise to suck your dick.[/QUOTE]I'll gamble a loss of $25 for something with teeth in this county. "Because of guys like you", fuck off. Sent less than $30 4 times now and been good 3 of them. A repeat advertiser won't typically bail on $120 for $30.

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;5107511]I am deeply saddened to report that RoadWarrior2K passed away last month.

I have no words.[/QUOTE]This is very sad news indeed. He will be missed. May he RIP.

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;5107511]I am deeply saddened to report that RoadWarrior2K passed away last month.

I have no words.[/QUOTE]Very sorry to hear about RW's passing. He was certainly one of the most prolific and helpful members on the board and his witty commentary will be sorely missed.

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;5107909]Very sorry to hear about RW's passing. He was certainly one of the most prolific and helpful members on the board and his witty commentary will be sorely missed.[/QUOTE]DAMN SHAME x2.

He put me on to Sunny when I was new to the area and she was a perfect entry point for me. He was smart and helpful (and IIRC, not just to the fellow mongers--he helped out more than few providers). {No religious implications, but} " May he be rewarded with 72 virgins in heaven, or paradise. . '.

F1.

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;5107511]I am deeply saddened to report that RoadWarrior2K passed away last month.

I have no words.[/QUOTE]RW2 K was helpful to me in PM for provider assistance on several occasions, as well as his posts on the forum threads. Sad to read of his passing. Respect.

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;5107511]I am deeply saddened to report that RoadWarrior2K passed away last month.

I have no words.[/QUOTE]He went out of his way to help me a couple of times. Great source for me as an occasional monger.

Best wishes.

Normus Johnson.

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;5107511]I am deeply saddened to report that RoadWarrior2K passed away last month.

I have no words.[/QUOTE]That is very saddening news indeed. I had many great conversations with him, and his contributions will be deeply missed. What a great guy. RIP brother.

[QUOTE=JoshuaFalken;5107511]I am deeply saddened to report that RoadWarrior2K passed away last month.

I have no words.[/QUOTE]OMFG!! What a loss this is. I was friends with him on Twitter for a while till I stopped my account He told me of a waitress at an asian restaurant on Sarno I think it was, said I should definitely ask for her table, well I never made it there. Maybe some day. Again, such a loss to this forum. Are. I. P. RW. You will be missed.