EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;3547905]Dana still owns CTM. She practices in a beauty spa (kinda like an office condo for all types of beauty services, hair, nails, laser, massage, etc.) in Arlington Heights or Buffalo Grove. She trys to keep it legit since it is a legit array of services in the place. Her office is small, public bathroom, not very thick / insulated walls.[/QUOTE]Dating myself here but five years ago or so CTM had an older woman Laura who gave an incredibly good massage and wonderful HE. She was my regular therapist for several years. Anyone know what happened to her? Went to Dana several times but always found her very non sensual and all business. Yes, Laura was in her sixties but skills were unbelievable.

[QUOTE=Sleeker;3553111]Dating myself here but five years ago or so CTM had an older woman Laura who gave an incredibly good massage and wonderful HE. She was my regular therapist for several years. Anyone know what happened to her? Went to Dana several times but always found her very non sensual and all business. Yes, Laura was in her sixties but skills were unbelievable.[/QUOTE]I agree, Laura was a MILF (for me) and great at what she did. Great tatas and a smooth technique.

She was co-owner with Dana but they split quite a few years ago. I've never heard or seen her since then.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;3553139]I agree, Laura was a MILF (for me) and great at what she did. Great tatas and a smooth technique.

She was co-owner with Dana but they split quite a few years ago. I've never heard or seen her since then.[/QUOTE]I did not realize she was a co-owner. She told you that? Did you ever get any extras beyond HE?

[QUOTE=Sleeker;3553248]I did not realize she was a co-owner. She told you that? Did you ever get any extras beyond HE?[/QUOTE]Top off only.

Laura / Lucy moved back to Lithuania several years ago. She tried becoming a citizen but that didn't work out, she was never a co-owner with Dana. In fact in the several offices she did work over the years she complained that the owners often tried to steal her clientele. She was barely getting by and decided to return home.

[QUOTE=Seraph2;3548853]Alina at CT is the same Alina at Marias in Skokie. I saw her recently and verifying in case people would like to know.

S2.[/QUOTE]Right. And in my experience she gives a decent massage (7/10 vs a trained therapist) and a very nice tease but after the flip she always wants to get it over with. Will allow roaming on top to speed things along but she's not very good at pretending she's into it. Runs out of the room as soon as she's done and shorts the time. Julie's no better on the massage but she's more fun on the table and I enjoy her conversation. I might try Diana but it sound like she's neither a good rub or a good tug.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;3554074]Right. And in my experience she gives a decent massage (7/10 vs a trained therapist) and a very nice tease but after the flip she always wants to get it over with. Will allow roaming on top to speed things along but she's not very good at pretending she's into it. Runs out of the room as soon as she's done and shorts the time. Julie's no better on the massage but she's more fun on the table and I enjoy her conversation. I might try Diana but it sound like she's neither a good rub or a good tug.[/QUOTE]Accurate description of what I've had many times, therefore, IMO, she doesn't worth the money ($120-140) spent.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3554149]Accurate description of what I've had many times, therefore, IMO, she doesn't worth the money ($120-140) spent.[/QUOTE]I have tried Diana. Better than average looking girl, massage tho poor. I have yet to try Julia. (or whatever her name is, I could not understand what name she said).

If one could merge Diana's looks with Alinas skill, I think it would be great for all.

Julie at Marias, is she simliar physically looking to Alina? I think I have seen her. As I posted, or tried to as it was being approved by admin, Diana is not a great massage but very pretty, and young. If one could merge her together with someone with skill, would be great!

Not sure if anyone remembers Anna. Very cute young blonde. It was probably 2012 when I met her at CTM, but after that first appointment, I got her personal number and had numerous sessions at her apartment near Belmont & Milwaukee. It was interesting. We had a nice rapport and good conversations, she would give me lovely full-session long tease & HE. But she was always still somehow a bit demure and would never disrobe in the slightest.

She eventually disappeared. But she is missed!

Hank.

Too hard? Too soft? Too much oil? Not enough oil? Cur your time short? Skipped over important areas?

I hate hard massages. Some people seem to like them for whatever reason. If "not a great massage" is because you think her massage is too soft, that tells me I need to book an appt with her tomorrow.

So. What is "not great" about Dianas massage?

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;3554189]Julie at Marias, is she simliar physically looking to Alina? I think I have seen her. As I posted, or tried to as it was being approved by admin,

Diana is not a great massage but very pretty, and young. If one could merge her together with someone with skill, would be great![/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Zeuss;3551036]Which place is this? Phone ends in 5684.

[URL]https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/bts/d/massage-therapy/6307442743.html[/URL]

Said their office is in the 300 block of west Dundee road. I kinda remember an office there years ago, possibly Olga's? The "Relax Your Body and Your Soul" rings a bell. . .[/QUOTE]MT is not here, made 5:30 appointment, won't be here until 6:00. I told "receptionist". If she's not here by 6 I'm gone.

I will follow up later tonight or over the weekend.

Not a good start.

[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;3559676]MT is not here, made 5:30 appointment, won't be here until 6:00. I told "receptionist". If she's not here by 6 I'm gone.

I will follow up later tonight or over the weekend.

Not a good start.[/QUOTE]Whelp, waited until 6:05, nada.

Calls to the number went straight to VM.

Needless to say I won't be going back.

Tats in Schaumburg continues to be great. Had my appointment with my usual girl yesterday, great tease, great flip, BBBJ at parts for $. There is a real gem there if you connect with the girl well, thankfully I do.

Prague is really famous place for just any kind of nightlife you are looking for. Great massage parlors are no exception. Recently I tried a [URL=https://eroticmassagepraha.cz/en/nuru-massage/]Nuru[/URL] massage for the first time and it was pretty awesome. Girl was really talkative and playful. For me it is very important to connect with the girl well. The worst that can happen is when the girl is cold to you and just want to finish the job and move on. Thankfully Czech girls don't act like that (at least from my experience).

I have never been to Prague but I have had the opportunity to visit several FKKs in Europe. The level of beauty and quality of sex is absolutely insane. And on top of that, there is no stigma (or enforced laws) against pay for play. Anyone that has never done it needs to unplug from the Matrix (I. E. Dumb as fck laws, regulations, and societal norms) go over to Europe and see what the world could be like if we had politicians who were not ignorant and corrupt.

[QUOTE=Mar45;3564714]Prague is really famous place for just any kind of nightlife you are looking for. Great massage parlors are no exception. Recently I tried a [URL=https://eroticmassagepraha.cz/en/nuru-massage/]Nuru[/URL] massage for the first time and it was pretty awesome. Girl was really talkative and playful. For me it is very important to connect with the girl well. The worst that can happen is when the girl is cold to you and just want to finish the job and move on. Thankfully Czech girls don't act like that (at least from my experience).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mar45;3564714]Prague is really famous place for just any kind of nightlife you are looking for. Great massage parlors are no exception. Recently I tried a [URL=https://eroticmassagepraha.cz/en/nuru-massage/]Nuru[/URL] massage for the first time and it was pretty awesome. Girl was really talkative and playful. For me it is very important to connect with the girl well. The worst that can happen is when the girl is cold to you and just want to finish the job and move on. Thankfully Czech girls don't act like that (at least from my experience).[/QUOTE]That's good to know, although there are some places in the world where providers are so sincere and connected to the clients that they are having babies from them.

[QUOTE=Walker333;3566641]That's good to know, although there are some places in the world where providers are so sincere and connected to the clients that they are having babies from them.[/QUOTE]Sounds like a good blackmail scheme.

Anybody seen Maddy at CT?

I haven't been to Tat's in a while bumped into a hottie that I saw last year. We hit it off good. Service was amazing. Very talkative, I was more on the quiet side. She kept asking what I do, if I was single any kids etc. Finally session ended well. I asked her if she was single she told me she was. I asked for the digits. Hit her up the next day, met the following day after that. Went out to a nice dinner. Went back to my place and. Well the rest you can use your imagination. All I can say is this girl has the tightest kitty I have ever been in. Do not ask for names I will not share. This one I am keeping to myself, but I want to be curtious and share my awesome expierence.

I will be in visiting later this month, is the emp any better or different then the Asian? Thanks.

Dearborn and Harrison, nice new 19 cutie jaylen 1. 6 check her out.

[QUOTE=CivicSi213;3570561]I haven't been to Tat's in a while bumped into a hottie that I saw last year. We hit it off good. Service was amazing. Very talkative, I was more on the quiet side. She kept asking what I do, if I was single any kids etc. Finally session ended well. I asked her if she was single she told me she was. I asked for the digits. Hit her up the next day, met the following day after that. Went out to a nice dinner. Went back to my place and. Well the rest you can use your imagination. All I can say is this girl has the tightest kitty I have ever been in. Do not ask for names I will not share. This one I am keeping to myself, but I want to be curtious and share my awesome expierence.[/QUOTE]Thinking, dreaming, and musing that poster has chosen to bloviate. Note the kudos to another poster with similar obfuscation of details in otherwise grandiose tale. Caveat emptor.

I had to look up the word bloviate. LOL. And what's the point in doing that.

[QUOTE=Pilatus65;3572146]Thinking, dreaming, and musing that poster has chosen to bloviate. Note the kudos to another poster with similar obfuscation of details in otherwise grandiose tale. Caveat emptor.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CivicSi213;3570561]I haven't been to Tat's in a while bumped into a hottie that I saw last year. We hit it off good. Service was amazing. Very talkative, I was more on the quiet side. She kept asking what I do, if I was single any kids etc. Finally session ended well. I asked her if she was single she told me she was. I asked for the digits. Hit her up the next day, met the following day after that. Went out to a nice dinner. Went back to my place and. Well the rest you can use your imagination. All I can say is this girl has the tightest kitty I have ever been in. Do not ask for names I will not share. This one I am keeping to myself, but I want to be curtious and share my awesome expierence.[/QUOTE]Could you let me know where Tats is at? Thanks.

[QUOTE=Nmitchn123;3573351]Could you let me know where Tats is at? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Read and you shall learn my new friend! LOL Rocket Dork.

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New to Chicago area, looking for a listing of the best EMPs in the area. Any help appreciated. Can PM if preferred. Thanks and be safe.

[QUOTE=RocketDork;3573662]Read and you shall learn my new friend! LOL Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE] Rocket Dork, That was almost, Yoda speak my friend!

Heading into Hoffman Estates next week.

Looking for EMP. Any recommendations? Not Looking for FS and prefer an office instead of apartment.

[QUOTE=NmMitchn123;3573351]Could you let me know where Tats is at? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Tatianas in prospect heights.

[QUOTE=FngrBngr;3582781]Tatianas in prospect heights.[/QUOTE]I am coming up with 2 addresses -- both of them looking like residential homes. Can someone PM the address? TY.

S2.

[QUOTE=Seraph2;3583832]I am coming up with 2 addresses -- both of them looking like residential homes. Can someone PM the address? TY.

S2.[/QUOTE]Has anyone found Bozema, who used to be in Northbrook?

[QUOTE=Seraph2;3583832]I am coming up with 2 addresses -- both of them looking like residential homes. Can someone PM the address? TY.

S2.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I believe the Hoffman Estates address is simply the location where the phone number is registered. Tat's used to be everywhere. Last I checked, they are down to two locations. The one on Golf Road in Schaumburg, near Woodfield Mall. The other is in an office in Northbrook on Meadow. Let us know who you find when you get there.

I have been to alot of AMP. I was wondering do EMP see African American? Any help you could give would be helpful. You could also send me a message too.

[QUOTE=Monopoly2323;3584372]I have been to alot of AMP. I was wondering do EMP see African American? Any help you could give would be helpful. You could also send me a message too.[/QUOTE]Anyone remember the Euro blonde who advertised that, "It's me or it's free?" I've heard that this one is friendly to AA gents. For the life of me, I can't find her ads now.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3585452]Anyone remember the Euro blonde who advertised that, "It's me or it's free?" I've heard that this one is friendly to AA gents. For the life of me, I can't find her ads now.[/QUOTE][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/24-7-100-free-free-free-100-russian-blonde-24-7-100-free-free-free-100-free-free-free-24-7/76114713[/URL]

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3585609][URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/24-7-100-free-free-free-100-russian-blonde-24-7-100-free-free-free-100-free-free-free-24-7/76114713[/URL][/QUOTE]Indeed, she's the one. For those interested, she's apparently easy for FS as well (although, I don't have first hand knowledge of rates).

I've been enjoying K's massage for quite some time, ever since she was at CT. She's offers 4-hand sessions now. Is it with the older, slender blond? I haven't treated myself to a massage duo in many years (not since Molly and Inga at Skin Professionals on Plum Grove).

I assume that I'll tip each masseuse as if it were a single provider session? Appreciate any input. (I usually tip K the door fee or more at the very end).