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[QUOTE=SonChi;6462699]I have heard LEO is way aggressive. Read the forum and follow a fellow brother's last exploits.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up. I haven't been / seen anyone in the area. I just tried Annie's massage, joy spa and healing spa. They re all legit places, frumpy Chinese women. Massage were okay but no other extras available. PM if you have a unicorn. Mahalo in advance brother!
[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/bts/d/alexandria-built-body-for-massage/7626045700.html[/URL]
Wish I didn't.
Credit where credit is due pics are her I was just hoping there was a better looking face behind the bod.
Doesn't respond to text only calls. So it was next to impossible to make an appt and when I did get a hold of her she told me she only likes to be notified 30 min before you want to meet, so doesn't allow for time block scheduling.
It was a huge pain in the ass and after several failed attempts it became an obsession of succeeding rather than looking at it as fate trying to help me dodge a bullet.
Also didn't help that in sending out a text it had a caller I'd set up as BigbootyBonita. So I thought she was of the Latin variety but I'm pretty sure she's just AA. Nothing against AA but she's def not attractive. Like hard butterface. Body wasn't anything to write home about but compared to her face it was the Ritz Carleton.
Can't stress what an absolute pain it was to get to her. She's across the Springfield mall in a gated community. Wants you to park across the street, battle through traffic, sneak into the car gate like you're Wonder Woman in an invisible jet, walk up four flights of stairs to the apartment, slay a dragon, answer 3 riddles from ancient scripture, and then after alls said and done you're not even there to rescue the princess it's just a toad.
She's a sweet personality but has a laugh more annoying than the nanny. Just wanted to do my business and leave.
Don't bother with the headache on this one. Your princess is in another castle.
Now I need to go drown out my eyeballs.
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6462968][URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/bts/d/alexandria-built-body-for-massage/7626045700.html[/URL]
Wish I didn't.
Credit where credit is due pics are her I was just hoping there was a better looking face behind the bod.
Doesn't respond to text only calls. So it was next to impossible to make an appt and when I did get a hold of her she told me she only likes to be notified 30 min before you want to meet, so doesn't allow for time block scheduling.
It was a huge pain in the ass and after several failed attempts it became an obsession of succeeding rather than looking at it as fate trying to help me dodge a bullet.
Also didn't help that in sending out a text it had a caller I'd set up as BigbootyBonita. So I thought she was of the Latin variety but I'm pretty sure she's just AA. Nothing against AA but she's def not attractive. Like hard butterface. Body wasn't anything to write home about but compared to her face it was the Ritz Carleton.
Can't stress what an absolute pain it was to get to her. She's across the Springfield mall in a gated community. Wants you to park across the street, battle through traffic, sneak into the car gate like you're Wonder Woman in an invisible jet, walk up four flights of stairs to the apartment, slay a dragon, answer 3 riddles from ancient scripture, and then after alls said and done you're not even there to rescue the princess it's just a toad.
She's a sweet personality but has a laugh more annoying than the nanny. Just wanted to do my business and leave.
Don't bother with the headache on this one. Your princess is in another castle.
Now I need to go drown out my eyeballs.[/QUOTE]I also saw her about a month ago. Posted review in Escort forum. Everything Drowned says is 100% accurate. For me, I was in area and planning to visit one of 2 highly reviewed places in the area, but chose her since she finally responded after several times trying to contact her.
Except for that annoying laugh, she's a nice lady and one could enjoy her company. Beyond that, services are less than you'd find elsewhere. Hate to hurt her business but she needs to step up her game.
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6462968][URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/bts/d/alexandria-built-body-for-massage/7626045700.html[/URL]
Wish I didn't.
Credit where credit is due pics are her I was just hoping there was a better looking face behind the bod.
Doesn't respond to text only calls. So it was next to impossible to make an appt and when I did get a hold of her she told me she only likes to be notified 30 min before you want to meet, so doesn't allow for time block scheduling.
It was a huge pain in the ass and after several failed attempts it became an obsession of succeeding rather than looking at it as fate trying to help me dodge a bullet.
Also didn't help that in sending out a text it had a caller I'd set up as BigbootyBonita. So I thought she was of the Latin variety but I'm pretty sure she's just AA. Nothing against AA but she's def not attractive. Like hard butterface. Body wasn't anything to write home about but compared to her face it was the Ritz Carleton.
Can't stress what an absolute pain it was to get to her. She's across the Springfield mall in a gated community. Wants you to park across the street, battle through traffic, sneak into the car gate like you're Wonder Woman in an invisible jet, walk up four flights of stairs to the apartment, slay a dragon, answer 3 riddles from ancient scripture, and then after alls said and done you're not even there to rescue the princess it's just a toad.
She's a sweet personality but has a laugh more annoying than the nanny. Just wanted to do my business and leave.
Don't bother with the headache on this one. Your princess is in another castle.
Now I need to go drown out my eyeballs.[/QUOTE]The girl in the photographs is Bonita. She's been around for 12 to 15 years lots of information. Her reviews go back to 2008.
[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/districtofcolumbia/dc/137384043[/URL]
[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/springfield-masajes-terapeuticas-to/7628888428.html[/URL]
This one has me interested but I'd rather not recreate another "Bonita" situation so trying to see if anyone has any intel before I plunge?
My list just keeps getting longer.
Morning Gents.
Saw this one [URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/hws/d/silver-spring-offer-massages-service/7629029235.html[/URL].
Here 8001 14th ave hyattsville md.
This place is an absolute dump, latina was mid 40's and probably had a banging body 20 yrs ago. Looked worn out from working too hard, 1. For a bad massage and a hndy, did CBJ and CFS but I just couldn't finish, I felt like she certainly didn't want to be there. Good side I was only out 1. Even with FS so I don't think she knows how to hussle.
[QUOTE=SwiftChariot;6473082]Morning Gents.
Saw this one [URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/hws/d/silver-spring-offer-massages-service/7629029235.html[/URL].
Here 8001 14th ave hyattsville md.
This place is an absolute dump, latina was mid 40's and probably had a banging body 20 yrs ago. Looked worn out from working too hard, 1. For a bad massage and a hndy, did CBJ and CFS but I just couldn't finish, I felt like she certainly didn't want to be there. Good side I was only out 1. Even with FS so I don't think she knows how to hussle.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the review. She was on my list of place to visit so I'm sad to hear that the experience was subpar. Do you think the attitude would change with more visits and a better rapport or she felt like a lost cause?
[QUOTE=Galleon;6477251]Thank you for the review. She was on my list of place to visit so I'm sad to hear that the experience was subpar. Do you think the attitude would change with more visits and a better rapport or she felt like a lost cause?[/QUOTE]Wasn't really her bad attitude she just looked soo tired.
[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/falls-church-masajes-ahora/7630821727.html[/URL]
Gave this ad a try.
My original gesture of salutation was met with crickets so I sent another later in the afternoon in Spanish and finally got a bite. Texted back and forth in Spanish and she was reluctant to give me an exact location (which I should have taken as a red flag) instead I got an address to a restaurant that was "close by". When I arrived she told me to head inside to a boost mobile. It was here when I realized I don't think there was a location for this massage. After a few texts back and forth I figured I was taken for a wild ride. But then I find this older Latina sitting outside on the curb. I sat beside her and her English wasn't terrible, had a tiny chat and she essentially told me she doesn't have a place of her own and instead was willing to get in my car and drive to a nearby hotel or something. I signed up for a massage not, I'm not into the whole street walker scene. The whole situation really felt depressing. I seriously started to feel bad, like this girl was willing to get into a strangers car just to make a quick buck.
At least in a parlor, there isn't that element of total desperation. Maybe it's there but theres definitely a barrier of protection. A literal and figurative shelter. Here, idk, I'm not a good person. I won't lie to you guys and tell you I am better than that. If this chick was 20 years younger I absolutely would have taken her to my car and fucked her brains out. But I wasn't feeling it with Paola. She seemed like a cool chick. I told her if she finds a place of her own I'd consider returning for that "massage" but all my lust was now replaced with pity so I asked her how much she charges for her services. She told me 80. I gave her 20 and dipped. She seemed pretty okay with that decision.
We're already drowning.
So I've been on a hiatus for most of 2023 and want a change from my usual AMP scene. I've been checking out CL and BP to see what it has to offer and other areas. Found two interesting ads. Appreciate any information on them if you've had any dreams. Or nightmares!
Nova. [URL]bedpage.com[/URL]/ TherapeuticMassage / mclean-va /22979089 Kathy.
And this from CL.
[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hws/d/alexandria-tantric-healing-massage/7624694863.html[/URL]
Appreciate any info and hit me up via PM if that's preferred.
Getting close to Retirement, not just yet!
[QUOTE=AlmostRetired;6480022]So I've been on a hiatus for most of 2023 and want a change from my usual AMP scene. I've been checking out CL and BP to see what it has to offer and other areas. Found two interesting ads.
[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hws/d/alexandria-tantric-healing-massage/7624694863.html[/URL]
Getting close to Retirement, not just yet![/QUOTE]Keyora Casari. Or goes by Justice. Idk. Changes it periodically but she works out of a studio that's right in old town on King st above a Patagonia. She's got a lot of tattoos on her body which might turn off some, but she's very attractive. Boobs are fake and I think she would have looked way better without them, but that's just my opinion. I haven't seen her in a while but her massage was ok. Standard NOVA w / roaming and touching of her breast are possible. I've never been able to go any further than that.
Had a dream with Gabrielle (quality cares) protege.
I find her more easygoing than gabi, 24 year old Venezuelan descent with the largest set of knockers I've seen on a woman. DDD. Massage is more of a rub but for an extra 20 she will remove her shirt and let you play. Standard NOVA only.
First couple of times was good but saw her recently and for some reason she wouldn't budge on removing the shirt. Said she wasn't really in the mood. I fear Gabrielle's bad habits might starting to be rubbing off into her.
Nevertheless if you can catch her on a good day it might be worth your wild. She has really good HJ technique so she did manage to finish me off even without getting to play with the goods on the most recent visit.
But the novelty has worn off for me at least. But I would still recommended seeing her at least once to get a gander at them titties. Words simply don't justly describe them.
Water forgets the names theDrowned.
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6480481]Keyora Casari. Or goes by Justice. Idk. Changes it periodically but she works out of a studio that's right in old town on King st above a Patagonia. She's got a lot of tattoos on her body which might turn off some, but she's very attractive. Boobs are fake and I think she would have looked way better without them, but that's just my opinion. I haven't seen her in a while but her massage was ok. Standard NOVA w / roaming and touching of her breast are possible. I've never been able to go any further than that.[/QUOTE]Thanks much! Yup I saw she was located in Alexandria and that would be a plus for me. Not a big fan of fake boobs, but I think I'll add her to my exit tour! I will report back if I visit. Oh her tattoos won't bother me, though I often wonder why people cover their entire skin with tats. Seems to be telling a different story!
Cheers mate, Almost retired but not quite there.
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6480488]Had a dream with Gabrielle (quality cares) protege.
I find her more easygoing than gabi, 24 year old Venezuelan descent with the largest set of knockers I've seen on a woman. DDD. Massage is more of a rub but for an extra 20 she will remove her shirt and let you play. Standard NOVA only.
First couple of times was good but saw her recently and for some reason she wouldn't budge on removing the shirt. Said she wasn't really in the mood. I fear Gabrielle's bad habits might starting to be rubbing off into her.
Nevertheless if you can catch her on a good day it might be worth your wild. She has really good HJ technique so she did manage to finish me off even without getting to play with the goods on the most recent visit.
But the novelty has worn off for me at least. But I would still recommended seeing her at least once to get a gander at them titties. Words simply don't justly describe them.
Water forgets the names theDrowned.[/QUOTE]This is highly appreciated. I've been seeing the CL ads and given it some thought. I will plan to see Dayana. You know the famous saying, familiarity breeds contempt. It's sad if that's the case. I had that happen recently when I visited Amy at Sunstar. Been seeing her for years and got A plus service, but that visit was lukewarm and cagey. Maybe she was mad I hadn't stopped by in a while!
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6478732][URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/falls-church-masajes-ahora/7630821727.html[/URL]
Gave this ad a try.
My original gesture of salutation was met with crickets so I sent another later in the afternoon in Spanish and finally got a bite. Texted back and forth in Spanish and she was reluctant to give me an exact location (which I should have taken as a red flag) instead I got an address to a restaurant that was "close by". When I arrived she told me to head inside to a boost mobile. It was here when I realized I don't think there was a location for this massage. After a few texts back and forth I figured I was taken for a wild ride. But then I find this older Latina sitting outside on the curb. I sat beside her and her English wasn't terrible, had a tiny chat and she essentially told me she doesn't have a place of her own and instead was willing to get in my car and drive to a nearby hotel or something. I signed up for a massage not, I'm not into the whole street walker scene. The whole situation really felt depressing. I seriously started to feel bad, like this girl was willing to get into a strangers car just to make a quick buck.[/QUOTE]Paola from Peru, she must be new to this area because I'd never seen her, she says she's been in the area for quite some time and travels as far as Manassas to Arlington / Alexandria. Based on your review I took the bite and figured I'd give her a try. The whole experience is very informal and it's basically what you should expect if you were looking for a street walker. I won't go into every single detail because it's quite literally too long to outline, but let me just say, it was a hassle to get a hold of her and get her to respond in a consistent fashion. What little I did learn of her is that she had someone that could drive her to places nearby (boost mobile, or the italian cafe on 29). She advertises a massage, but this is strictly an escort affair, but she has no place to go and expects you to pay for the room. I told her I wasn't willing to pay for the room, but could do a car date. This was like midnight BTW, I drove to a closed park with open gate, and we did the deed in a less than stellar fashion. Basically zero finesse. Her English is pretty good and she also seemed pretty honest about her whole situation. I wouldn't go see her again, unless she had a room and she was closer by. As far as looks and appearance, she's mid-40's very petite hispanic lady, I'm sure she was very pretty when she was younger.