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[QUOTE=IrishMan85;3698192]Thanks!
Is the massage any good?[/QUOTE]Yes great foot and total massage. I love the timer they actually show you the 60 minutes plus clock on the wall correct time too you know you get the time.
Love it there. I wish more. But that's what BC and GR offer.
I said I wouldn't go back to TLC because I have had subpar service there over the years. However, I was in Kalamazoo with a couple of hours to kill, so I decided to try it again. $40 door fee.
The girl walked in, and she was younger than most of them, probably late twenties or early 30's. Pretty enough face, but she was huge, probably 5'2 and I am guessing 280-300 lbs. I don't mind a little weight, but this one was really big. No accent at all, said her name was Hannah. I commented on the lack of accent, and she said she was born and raised here.
The message was actually decent, she put her considerable weight into it. Also lot of teasing. I had no interest in FS, but thought I would do a BJ. CBJ decent technique, and accomplished the job. I paid for a half hour and was there closer to an hour. Finally mama started knocking saying times up. I was fine with this because the action was over, and the girl and I were just shooting the shit.
This is kind of a mixed review. From a looks standpoint the girl wasn't my cup of tea, but she was cool and gave a decent message and pretty good CBJ. I am confused if I would repeat or not. Total experience was $40 house fee, $100 for CBJ.
[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;3708781]I said I wouldn't go back to TLC because I have had subpar service there over the years. However, I was in Kalamazoo with a couple of hours to kill, so I decided to try it again. $40 door fee.
The girl walked in, and she was younger than most of them, probably late twenties or early 30's. Pretty enough face, but she was huge, probably 5'2 and I am guessing 280-300 lbs. I don't mind a little weight, but this one was really big. No accent at all, said her name was Hannah. I commented on the lack of accent, and she said she was born and raised here.
The message was actually decent, she put her considerable weight into it. Also lot of teasing. I had no interest in FS, but thought I would do a BJ. CBJ decent technique, and accomplished the job. I paid for a half hour and was there closer to an hour. Finally mama started knocking saying times up. I was fine with this because the action was over, and the girl and I were just shooting the shit.
This is kind of a mixed review. From a looks standpoint the girl wasn't my cup of tea, but she was cool and gave a decent message and pretty good CBJ. I am confused if I would repeat or not. Total experience was $40 house fee, $100 for CBJ.[/QUOTE]After reviewing this post I see auto correct changed massage to message.
[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;3708788]After reviewing this post I see auto correct changed massage to message.[/QUOTE]For years, the Happy Spa on Raymond Road in BC advertised "Oriental Message. ".
Has anyone seen this masseuse? Just wondering if her pictures are real. They're all taken from an Instagram account, but I don't know if it's her Instagram account, or if she lifted them from someone else's Instagram account. A search of Google images and [URL]Tineye.com[/URL] provided no clues. Thanks.
[URL]http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massage/44314777[/URL]
[QUOTE=MontanaSlim;3715087]Has anyone seen this masseuse? Just wondering if her pictures are real. They're all taken from an Instagram account, but I don't know if it's her Instagram account, or if she lifted them from someone else's Instagram account. A search of Google images and [URL]Tineye.com[/URL] provided no clues. Thanks.
[URL]http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massage/44314777[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw Lauren a couple of weeks ago. She has apt near campus but lots of commotion with room mate and kids running about in other part of apartment. Pics are accurate. Massage was not pleasant or CMT-like, although she does have a massage table. She was hesitant to engage in HE, but reluctantly did. Probably will not repeat.
[QUOTE=MontanaSlim;3715087]Has anyone seen this masseuse? Just wondering if her pictures are real. They're all taken from an Instagram account, but I don't know if it's her Instagram account, or if she lifted them from someone else's Instagram account. A search of Google images and [URL]Tineye.com[/URL] provided no clues. Thanks.
[URL]http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/full-body-massage/44314777[/URL][/QUOTE]I can confirm she is real. That is her in the pics. Also she is tall. I am guessing about 6'2". She does a very nice oily massage. No extras were offered.
[QUOTE=StripperTipper;3716020]I can confirm she is real. That is her in the pics. Also she is tall. I am guessing about 6'2". She does a very nice oily massage. No extras were offered.[/QUOTE]I really cannot fathom how she can do a massage with those nails of hers.
[QUOTE=Kirk43;3715541]I saw Lauren a couple of weeks ago. She has apt near campus but lots of commotion with room mate and kids running about in other part of apartment. Pics are accurate. Massage was not pleasant or CMT-like, although she does have a massage table. She was hesitant to engage in HE, but reluctantly did. Probably will not repeat.[/QUOTE]So you got a HE. How much for a tip? What is her hourly rate?
Lauren is a man. I know because I know his family.
[QUOTE=FilmoreSlim27;3718253]Lauren is a man. I know because I know his family.[/QUOTE]That is classic! Maybe that explains 6' 2" and no FS?
[QUOTE=FilmoreSlim27;3718253]Lauren is a man. I know because I know his family.[/QUOTE]I did think the pics were more masculine. LOL.
But hey, if you didn't know and he had soft hands and you never had to see that he was a man?
I again found myself in Kalamazoo with a couple of hours to kill, so after striking out on BP, I decided to give TLC another go. Paid door fee and was shown to room by mama-San (who kind of resembled Yoda).
I don't really know any of the girls there very well, saw a HUGE girl last time I was there, so took the luck of the draw and saw "Kimmy" she was probably mid to late forties but slender with a big chest.
Decent massage, and on the flip we agreed on $ and she gave a very half hearted CBJ. About 5 minutes in, I realized it was never going to happen, so I told her to stop. However, she decided to climb on reverse cow girl. A few minutes of that did the trick.
Total $140 for half a hour. Not terrible. Will probably try it again.
[QUOTE=SlyGuy12;3733396]I again found myself in Kalamazoo with a couple of hours to kill, so after striking out on BP, I decided to give TLC another go. Paid door fee and was shown to room by mama-San (who kind of resembled Yoda).
I don't really know any of the girls there very well, saw a HUGE girl last time I was there, so took the luck of the draw and saw "Kimmy" she was probably mid to late forties but slender with a big chest.
Decent massage, and on the flip we agreed on $ and she gave a very half hearted CBJ. About 5 minutes in, I realized it was never going to happen, so I told her to stop. However, she decided to climb on reverse cow girl. A few minutes of that did the trick.
Total $140 for half a hour. Not terrible. Will probably try it again.[/QUOTE]Slyguy, Sounds like all the Usual as past at TLC. Question tho- The Mama there (looked like Yoda- LOL) Was she kinda Loud, Pushy, Snippy & Confrontational w/you? Any or All the aforementioned? If her- She's the Reason I Stopped Going To TLC a while ago. Head to BC For AMPs. Plus it was Usually Dirty & in Disrepair. Just Curious if any change there. Convenient & Kimmy Sounded Ok. Be Safe, Thanks, JJ.
[QUOTE=FilmoreSlim27;3718253]Lauren is a man. I know because I know his family.[/QUOTE]Lauren is very sweet, very detailed massage! Lauren isn't a Man, she has a son, and is from California, you morons post anything. Very classy young lady, could use a little bit more structure, but very relaxing and all around accommodating.