There were a million ways you could have said THIS without being a dick but yet you chose the one where YOU were.
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There were a million ways you could have said THIS without being a dick but yet you chose the one where YOU were.
[QUOTE=Vet96;4121416]There were a million ways you could have said THIS without being a dick but yet you chose the one where YOU were.[/QUOTE]I'm an asshole, I've never said I wasn't. You're the fucking dick. A guy had a question, you could have ignored him, you could have answered it, instead with all you massive experience on this board you decided to be a dick to him.
Sorry that got your panties all bunched up but it's what it was.
A2.
[QUOTE=CanDoForU;4119773]Warning this is nothing more than ranting and certainly a waste of your time: Every now and then I reflect upon my behavior (against my better judgement) and am in awe relative to why I am even here on this earth to reminisce. No, I'm not going to get dark and depressing. What good would that be (Rhetorical)? As I lay here on my hotel bed and see the blood on the sheets, all I can do is shake my head. Relax, no big deal, this day has been coming for a while. Well, at least since she had her last period. Anyway, I often wonder if anyone in this hobby has done some of the stupid shit that I have. I've been on this site long enough and in the hobby even longer. Still I am amazed at the stupid shit I do. Foretunately, I am not too hard on myself and have made myself laugh many times relative to the things I've done and fell for. I'm sure there are a few women out there who know me shouting Amen right about now if they ignored my Warning and chose to continue reading. Maybe I'm a bit too self deprecating? Maybe I'm an idiot (again, rhetorical)? This site is filled with bravado, stories of conquest, success and extreme orgasms! So many accounts of the fine women who have done us right. Also, the reports of bitches who fucked us over, ripped us off, smelled of dead fish, etc, etc. I'm sure I have contributed to each category. Although, I have had more good experiences than bad, Why is it the bad ones are more memorable than many of the good? Then there are a few guys who never fuck anyone but spend there time on here running down women they have never met and posturing as if they are all knowing. Truly cracks my ass up. Anyway, I digress. As I was saying, the amount of stupid shit I have done and fell for is unbelievable. I honestly think they could base a mini series on my experiences. "The Dumb Ass John" (appropriate for adult cable only) Believe me, I'm far from proud of it. But still have to laugh at how stupid and ignorant I still am after all these years. I I guess I am threatening to post some of the fucked up shit I have done as a public service to others. Shame on me for not doing it sooner. I'm assuming at the moment that I am brave enough to do this. If nothing else, a way to get it off my chest. After all, it's not the typical lunchtime conversation I can have at work.[/QUOTE]I laughed out loud when I read this. I am a fairly inexperienced monger when compared to a lot of guys on this site. However, in my brief meetings I have been pretty damn lucky, just a couple of WTF was I thinking moments. I do wish you had included the names of providers who gave you these life lessons. Be safe man.
Hey cando. Every one of us has done multiple stupid things. This is the place to unload. Have at it. We can all contribute.
[QUOTE=BoroGuy54;4122901]I laughed out loud when I read this. I am a fairly inexperienced monger when compared to a lot of guys on this site. However, in my brief meetings I have been pretty damn lucky, just a couple of WTF was I thinking moments. I do wish you had included the names of providers who gave you these life lessons. Be safe man.[/QUOTE]Same here, I have definitely been in some pretty lucky situations that could have ended up differently LOL.
[QUOTE=Murfreesboro69;4125010]Same here, I have definitely been in some pretty lucky situations that could have ended up differently LOL.[/QUOTE]Although true. Yes, I will throw that dirty laundry out there. Be sure to have your hazmat gear handy.
I met this woman on SA. I honestly thought I had found "THE diamond in the rough" just a gorgeous woman in her mid thirties. One of the most beautiful and intriguing women I have ever met. Sweet as apple pie. Recently separated. Had a couple of kids. The kids were in the custody of their father. That should of sent some flags flying. Skipping some history for the sake of brevity (believe it or not). No, at this point the little head was firmly in control. She had a bit of a wild side just under the surface of her well played hurt and abused outer shell. I remember her having to go to court for some tickets or other BS because she was so late paying that she told me she was probably going to get put in jail. I could not let that happen so I sent her a couple hundred. While in court with no panties on, she sent me a few pics of her kitty under her dress. She absolutely was in court based on the pics she took. I could go on. She sent me a few super hot videos of her just fucking her pussy in the sexiest of ways with her several toys. I did get some self service mileage out of those. Trust me, several more stories of crazy shit that should of sent me running for the hills but didn't. Our relationship lasted about two months. She played me for about $2500. I fucked her twice. The event that finally woke me up was ridiculous. She had fallen ill and was unable to work. She was so sick that after a few weeks, she was going to get thrown out of her home she was renting. She needed $1 k or she was going to be homeless within 24 hrs. I did not have 1 k at the time. However, I did have 900. I sent it. What I thought was particularly unique was that after I sent her the money, she sent a video of herself to me. The video was a live shot of her flipping me off. God damn, at that moment I felt like the biggest dumb ass alive. Quite certain I was. Spare me the "how fucking stupid must you be comments". I totally agree and hopefully learned. We will see. Trust me, this is not the most egregious of relationships in my monger career. Certainly memorable though.
No matter what site you meet any lady, girl, or whatever on, it is all about the money. Candoforu, unfortunately we have all been down that street you was on. I think I have heard every excuse in the world or sad sob story. I don't care how bad they make you feel, remember it is a game to them.
It never is our pussy, we just rent it. Unless you are around 24/7 you have no idea you else has been balls deep in them. If they just text it could be her fuckboy, playing the game to.
Would any of these girls give you a free visit if you was short one day? A hell to the no.
Keep on posting and I hope the new guys will learn. BTW, CandoForu, takes guts to admit it all. Most just walk in the hall of shame. Unless she is sucking your dick, keep the green in your wallet.
[QUOTE=CanDoForU;4125335]I met this woman on SA. I honestly thought I had found "THE diamond in the rough" just a gorgeous woman in her mid thirties. One of the most beautiful and intriguing women I have ever met. Sweet as apple pie. Recently separated. Had a couple of kids. The kids were in the custody of their father. That should of sent some flags flying. Skipping some history for the sake of brevity (believe it or not). No, at this point the little head was firmly in control. She had a bit of a wild side just under the surface of her well played hurt and abused outer shell. I remember her having to go to court for some tickets or other BS because she was so late paying that she told me she was probably going to get put in jail. I could not let that happen so I sent her a couple hundred. While in court with no panties on, she sent me a few pics of her kitty under her dress. She absolutely was in court based on the pics she took. I could go on. She sent me a few super hot videos of her just fucking her pussy in the sexiest of ways with her several toys. I did get some self service mileage out of those. Trust me, several more stories of crazy shit that should of sent me running for the hills but didn't. Our relationship lasted about two months. She played me for about $2500. I fucked her twice. The event that finally woke me up was ridiculous. She had fallen ill and was unable to work. She was so sick that after a few weeks, she was going to get thrown out of her home she was renting. She needed $1 k or she was going to be homeless within 24 hrs. I did not have 1 k at the time. However, I did have 900. I sent it. What I thought was particularly unique was that after I sent her the money, she sent a video of herself to me. The video was a live shot of her flipping me off. God damn, at that moment I felt like the biggest dumb ass alive. Quite certain I was. Spare me the "how fucking stupid must you be comments". I totally agree and hopefully learned. We will see. Trust me, this is not the most egregious of relationships in my monger career. Certainly memorable though.[/QUOTE]That sucks man. But it seems like you should link us to whomever we need to avoid.
[QUOTE=CanDoForU;4125335]I met this woman on SA. I honestly thought I had found "THE diamond in the rough" just a gorgeous woman in her mid thirties. One of the most beautiful and intriguing women I have ever met. Sweet as apple pie. Recently separated. Had a couple of kids. The kids were in the custody of their father. That should of sent some flags flying. Skipping some history for the sake of brevity (believe it or not). No, at this point the little head was firmly in control. She had a bit of a wild side just under the surface of her well played hurt and abused outer shell. I remember her having to go to court for some tickets or other BS because she was so late paying that she told me she was probably going to get put in jail. I could not let that happen so I sent her a couple hundred. While in court with no panties on, she sent me a few pics of her kitty under her dress. She absolutely was in court based on the pics she took. I could go on. She sent me a few super hot videos of her just fucking her pussy in the sexiest of ways with her several toys. I did get some self service mileage out of those. Trust me, several more stories of crazy shit that should of sent me running for the hills but didn't. Our relationship lasted about two months. She played me for about $2500. I fucked her twice. The event that finally woke me up was ridiculous. She had fallen ill and was unable to work. She was so sick that after a few weeks, she was going to get thrown out of her home she was renting. She needed $1 k or she was going to be homeless within 24 hrs. I did not have 1 k at the time. However, I did have 900. I sent it. What I thought was particularly unique was that after I sent her the money, she sent a video of herself to me. The video was a live shot of her flipping me off. God damn, at that moment I felt like the biggest dumb ass alive. Quite certain I was. Spare me the "how fucking stupid must you be comments". I totally agree and hopefully learned. We will see. Trust me, this is not the most egregious of relationships in my monger career. Certainly memorable though.[/QUOTE]You should post her pics and video here so we know who she is and to avoid, send them to me.
[QUOTE=Elduderino123;4125475]That sucks man. But it seems like you should link us to whomever we need to avoid.[/QUOTE]I'm with Eldude on this one. Send up the flare because this is one case of getting taken where Liam Neeson won't come to save you.
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[QUOTE=Elduderino123;4125475]That sucks man. But it seems like you should link us to whomever we need to avoid.[/QUOTE]LOL this guy just wants pics.
[QUOTE=Murfreesboro69;4126407]LOL this guy just wants pics.[/QUOTE]LOL to the no, after a thing like what CanDo went through (which many of us have experienced in some version) pics or a link are wanted in order to avoid. Listen and learn newb, also, "LOL" is for 12 year old girls.
[QUOTE=Murfreesboro69;4126407]LOL this guy just wants pics.[/QUOTE]LOL this guy just needs to listen and learn. Also, shut the hell up.
Listen guys, you are missing the point. What I did below was write a short summary of just one of several bad experiences that I have had. An excerpt from my soon not to be published book, "Dating a Provider for Idiots" where I play the roll of the idiot.
Let me try something else and I realize this may be a stretch. Remember back to a time not so long ago. Just before your balls dropped and you were not so self-centered. Someone probably read you the Story of Snow White. If you don't remember, let me recount as I remember.
Snow White was a story about an unscrupulous provider aka Snow White and the seven dirty old men who wanted to fuck her. Snow White unfortunately displayed piss poor behavior. MS White use to make dates with each of the dirty old men and then not show up. Sometimes she would actually meet them for a date, take their money, but have such a shitty attitude that their dicks would go soft and they were no longer capable of fucking, she did not do BBBJ and the money would not be refunded. Then one of the worst things she would do is meet them for a date, take their money and then bolt out the door to where her handler was patiently waiting with the get away car. Here is the part where you really need to focus: The moral of the story is not the name of the ***** leading lady, Snow White. The moral of the story is that any new or even familiar provider you meet could be Snow White or display similar piss poor behavior. Then, you could be blind sided and experience all the terrible things that Dopey did.
The event below happened a few years ago. Because I knew the woman a couple months, I developed a false sense of security with her (it happens) and shared some personal info with her (yep, stupid) as she did with me. Then she turns batshit psycho, or probably was all along just hid it well.
I have shared plenty of info on this site to help others. Check the record, it's not hard. However, I will only share info I deem prudent. I could be married, have a professional career or vulnerable in other ways. Maybe the woman is part of our community and her name is Hardcock7. Why would I put info out there that could piss off someone who owns the upper hand? Slow down, think, try to understand the whole story.
If none of what I have said makes sense to you and your head still seems thick, the last suggestion I can offer is for all affected to please get together and collectively kiss my ass. BTW, thank you Mike 1701.